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[Highlight] Darius Garland gets into it with Alex CarusoHighlight (streamable.com)

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[–]beerfacedfool 3581 points3582 points  (60 children)

I don’t know what’s weirder him rubbing his face like that or Caruso seemingly accepting this as normal.

[–][GSW] Gary Payton IIIcarusCaged 903 points904 points  (10 children)

Caruso not minding it one bit is definitely the best part of this, took me a rewatch to realize wtf was happening

[–]lkodl 178 points179 points  (4 children)

this is all professional ball player mind games.

[–]leshake 118 points119 points  (1 child)

He motorboated me, and I took that personally.

[–]CIark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Garland: “is this what Lebron smells like”

[–]Lakersdisterb 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yup, it's a booby-trap

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    [–]WarriorsParalimos23 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    He's in the zone.

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      [–]beerfacedfool 661 points662 points  (17 children)

      It’s like he had an itch and this is some mutual interaction

      [–]WarriorsDogmaticNuance 40 points41 points  (11 children)

      It is a mutual interaction. It's one dude trying to play mind games and the other playing the dgaf card. A reaction is what he wants, so ignoring it is a valid response.

      NBA players do and say a lot of weird shit to try and get an edge. I remember years ago Draymond (iirc) talking about how Harden would pinch defenders to try and piss them off.

      [–]RocketsInsertWittyTaco 27 points28 points  (7 children)

      Reggie Evans said he used to jam his thumb into the opposing player’s butt hole when they went up for the rebound.

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        [–]Rocketsjmlinden7 217 points218 points  (2 children)

        Looks like he was trying to wipe off the sweat on his face?

        [–]76ersViNNYDiC3 69 points70 points  (1 child)

        How do you make a Caruso jersey dance? Put a little boogie in it!

        [–]Tommy_C 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        I don't think he'd fit into Caruso's jersey.

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          [–]BucksPillsburyToasters 228 points229 points  (3 children)

          Caruso prolly just letting it go thinking “I been there. I gotchu bro”

          [–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

          “Yeah everyone trying to get a piece of that Caruso magic, you not the first bro”

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            [–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 61 points62 points  (2 children)

            Garland just really missed him

            [–]BullsDr_Disaster 176 points177 points  (5 children)

            This is how kittens imprint themselves on their owners. AC knows it’s just his way of bonding.

            [–]HornetsKillingMycroftly 108 points109 points  (2 children)

            owners

            Huh

            [–]beerfacedfool 16 points17 points  (0 children)

            Ah yes the ole scent trail

            [–]Hawksdaeve 14 points15 points  (0 children)

            he need some milk

            [–]panda_gravy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

            These dudes do weird shit like this all the time. It is normal lol.

            [–]bestatbeingmodest 70 points71 points  (1 child)

            I think Caruso just didn't want to give him a reaction

            I'm assuming Garland did this trying to get into his head, like "thanks for being my sweat rag" type of thing, but that's the only explanation that makes sense to me lol

            [–]TheChrisLambert 13 points14 points  (1 child)

            Having played baseball into college, this feels normal to me.

            [–]CorporateGiant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            Not my fault this is happening….5 more minutes of this and I’m gonna get mad.

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              [–]CelticsJordanwolf98 5488 points5489 points  (123 children)

              Garland is tryna motorboat Caruso’s tits

              [–][LAL] Kobe Bryantfrodounchained 421 points422 points  (1 child)

              Garland just living out every laker fans dream

              [–]Lakersrjaysenior 14 points15 points  (0 children)

              Garland just baptized himself into 1st team All Defense

              [–][deleted] 987 points988 points  (11 children)

              Don’t blame him

              [–]Bullsnoneym86 259 points260 points  (10 children)

              Yap I would do that too.

              [–]BullsACAB_FOR_CUTIE_ 151 points152 points  (8 children)

              No kink shaming here

              [–]RocketsRudy_Ghouliani 80 points81 points  (5 children)

              But kink shaming is my kink

              [–]JazzYa_boii_95 28 points29 points  (0 children)

              *Screams*

              [–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwonThepopcornrider 26 points27 points  (1 child)

              Your kink is shameful

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                    [–]HeatDiggity_Dave 85 points86 points  (2 children)

                    You old sailor, you!

                    [–][LAC] Kawhi Leonardcjoy555 44 points45 points  (1 child)

                    Are they built for speed or for comfort?

                    [–]LakersTheWonderfulLife 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                    Where is she? She still in the house?

                    [–]PiperPerriDaPlatypus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                    He just like me fr

                    [–]San Francisco WarriorsBillyBean11111 35 points36 points  (4 children)

                    They built for style or for comfort?

                    [–]Raptors6432987012 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                    It seems more like he's softly rubbing his face in them. More sensuous than dominant.

                    [–]Raptors6432987012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    No, I'm not proud of myself for that joke.

                    [–]Bucks1998TimThomas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    Italian milkers

                    [–][CLE] LeBron Jamestimesvan32 49 points50 points  (1 child)

                    Next thing you know, Garland is fukkin Caruso’s tits

                    [–]Bullsfeardabear 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                    Glad you specified what part of Carusos body garland is tryna titfuk

                    Edit: nice ninja edit 🤣

                    Edit 2: you’re time has expired, they’re no longer ninja edits 😂

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                      [–]Lakersyasmiester 1739 points1740 points  (35 children)

                      This is some KD on Trae Young type shit again

                      [–]thatboilarry 443 points444 points  (1 child)

                      “We got KD on Trae Young at home”

                      [–]superduperspam 31 points32 points  (0 children)

                      runs home excitedly

                      [–]speedboatdope 45 points46 points  (0 children)

                      Rondo used to do this a lot to annoy guys

                      Seen him do it with the ball after offensive fouls too

                      [–]CavaliersUrbanJatt 190 points191 points  (25 children)

                      The voice over on that was hilarious

                      [–]Spurskarltee 43 points44 points  (14 children)

                      Link?

                      [–]Mariospario 247 points248 points  (13 children)

                      KD guarding/caressing Trae

                      [–]BucksWild-Watch- 96 points97 points  (1 child)

                      KD looks like a literal grim reaper here lmao. Living up to his nickname.

                      [–]Makualax 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                      Looking like a dementor

                      [–]and1script 221 points222 points  (2 children)

                      KD molesting his former camper lmao

                      [–]997_Rollin 146 points147 points  (1 child)

                      When you’re a superstar they let you do it

                      [–]JonahTheProducer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

                      You can grab em by the bussy.

                      [–]Spurskarltee 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                      Thanks

                      [–]Lakerscire1184 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                      Like hugging a skeleton

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                        [–]BullsAnelaceLover 63 points64 points  (9 children)

                        djmeechymeech is a goat voiceover.

                        [–]Raptorslebrown21 62 points63 points  (8 children)

                        itsreal85 the true GOAT tho

                        [–]NBAInori92 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                        Man what I would do to see some itsreal85 nba clips in 2022

                        Literal GOAT undisputed

                        [–][LAL] Kobe Bryantrferg3 14 points15 points  (4 children)

                        Boom shakalaka fuck nephew!

                        [–]BullsLilScottWeb 31 points32 points  (3 children)

                        FUCK RAY ALLEN IMA KILL THAT N***A

                        [–][BOS] James Poseysreynolds1 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                        Technical foul, excessive gayness

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                          [–]Supersonicskoticgood 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                          This is even weirder than that ...

                          [–]NetsBigbadbuck 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                          Kds was pretty weird

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                            [–]LakersThereAreNoPacts 1449 points1450 points  (13 children)

                            Ayo wtf

                            [–]BucksKorgG29 1067 points1068 points  (7 children)

                            No that’s Caruso. Ayo’s a different player

                            [–]RaptorsOk_Dog_1 75 points76 points  (4 children)

                            Ayo Ayo’s has been really good this season

                            [–]76ersBeen_Buried_Alive 142 points143 points  (1 child)

                            😂 never gets old

                            [–]Nuggetsktthebb 31 points32 points  (0 children)

                            Yeah Caruso is a bull now

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                              [–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 1850 points1851 points  (26 children)

                              Caruso pheromones hit different

                              [–][CLE] Daniel GibsonSmokePenisEveryday 62 points63 points  (3 children)

                              Looks like Mos Def

                              [–]Raptorsthebestoflimes 135 points136 points  (4 children)

                              Oh ya almost forgot it was tax season.

                              [–]GhostOfJJR 26 points27 points  (2 children)

                              Lol I do not understand this response

                              [–]CoinkyDinkLinguine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                              Sexy math man is more attractive during tax season. It's part of their evolutionary adaptations.

                              [–]RaptorsFordy40 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                              Alex Caruso is sometimes called “The Accountant”

                              [–]LowEndLem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              I have a lot of questions about what it's like in your head.

                              [–]Bullsnoneym86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                              That's not what I imagined when Stacey King says Turn up the AC!

                              [–]Raptorsnuwan32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              This looks like an ad for Axe Bodyspray

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                                [–]Bullsprocouchpotatohere 1156 points1157 points  (8 children)

                                Dude gets assaulted, misses a ton of games and comes back just to get sexually assaulted. Caruso can't catch a break(unless it's from Grayson)

                                [–]KnicksHamiltonFAI 184 points185 points  (2 children)

                                Defense (Gone Sexual)

                                [–]RocketsTheGhostOfSamHouston 82 points83 points  (1 child)

                                He gets mugged half the games and never gets calls. Also this bullshit.

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                                  [–]Magicclassicslayer 1032 points1033 points  (8 children)

                                  This looks like a video game animation

                                  [–]CavaliersCHR0T0 293 points294 points  (4 children)

                                  A glitched out one maybe. Ive watched this 10 times and still dont understand what could be happening here lol

                                  [–]Nets----Null---- 130 points131 points  (3 children)

                                  Hes wiping his sweat off his face with Carusos jersey

                                  [–]MavericksBigFatModeraterFupa 48 points49 points  (1 child)

                                  he’s sniffing caruso’s pheromones to collect his scent in his database to use for future matchup advantages

                                  [–]dirtyasswizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                  Jokes on him! Caruso’s got a really sweaty chest so he’s just rubbing Caruso’s sweat on his own face instead

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                                    [–]ArnoldisKing 370 points371 points  (3 children)

                                    wtf

                                    [–]CavaliersPixnix4 368 points369 points  (5 children)

                                    I saw this live and was highly disturbed

                                    [–]Warriorskurizma 181 points182 points  (2 children)

                                    It's spelled aroused.

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                                      [–]SupersonicsTheMainShy 51 points52 points  (1 child)

                                      No one can resist the Sex Panther cologne.

                                      [–]PacersThaLiveKing 422 points423 points  (2 children)

                                      Smelling fresh GOAT meat lol

                                      [–]thr0wawayfortheag3s 81 points82 points  (1 child)

                                      he ain't called ac fresh for nothing

                                      [–]PacersThaLiveKing 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                                      LOL

                                      [–]BucksDJ_B0B 175 points176 points  (5 children)

                                      I wouldn't do this shit even if it gave me an advantage 😂

                                      [–]Lakersheresmyownthrowaway 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                                      In wrestling you actually do this to give an advantage

                                      [–]Lakersdeepfakefuccboi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                                      That’s why you’re not in the NBA. True competitors motorboat their opponents to assert dominance.

                                      [–]Orcawithglasses 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                                      I would do this shit even if it gave me a disadvantage 😌

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                                        [–][MIN] Sam CassellHuruHara 207 points208 points  (5 children)

                                        LeBron jealous.

                                        [–]BucksTriChag 137 points138 points  (1 child)

                                        Bruhh 😂

                                        [–]Mista-Mojo-Rising 47 points48 points  (0 children)

                                        Not the type of “gets into it” I was expecting.

                                        [–]hotsauce000 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                                        This is too awkward lol

                                        [–]Stabisamus 84 points85 points  (1 child)

                                        Can you please tag nsfw jeez

                                        [–]Spursachyutthegoat 178 points179 points  (10 children)

                                        Expecting to see this on r/nbacirclejerk

                                        [–]Nuggetslincethan 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                                        Y’all think?? 😳😳😈💯🙏🏼

                                        [–]KnicksPartymanXD 67 points68 points  (6 children)

                                        The real NBA subreddit

                                        [–]WizardsiNCharism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                        Can’t wait

                                        [–][GSW] Stephen CurrySpiderPidge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                        Whaatt the fuuuuuuuckk?

                                        [–]Bullsnigelfitz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                                        What is everyone doing to my boy Caruso man?

                                        [–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                        r/nbayoo

                                        [–]RaptorsApplaudableUser 26 points27 points  (3 children)

                                        Flagrant 2

                                        [–]Bullsfrydawg 38 points39 points  (0 children)

                                        I would too

                                        [–]JTG01 116 points117 points  (10 children)

                                        That's some disrespect wiping your sweat on the other guy's jersey.

                                        [–]XPEC7ER 40 points41 points  (6 children)

                                        yea not sure why no one is picking up on this. The dude was straight up disrespecting and Caruso being the nice guy that he is just lets it go.

                                        [–]SheenEstevezzz 113 points114 points  (0 children)

                                        bc whatever his intention this shits so weird that its barely recognisable as disrespect

                                        [–]BullsMcBlackTurt 39 points40 points  (1 child)

                                        They’re good friends lmao. There was multiple shots of them joking around all game

                                        [–]Timberwolvesnowuff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                                        That makes sense.

                                        I figured this was like some Lance Stephenson miscalculated gamesmanship-type thing. But it might just be playful idk

                                        [–]TheGreat_Danton 32 points33 points  (1 child)

                                        Yeah this is one of those power move things where if you just let it happen, they look weird af. It's like the physical embodiment of 'you eat pieces of shit of breakfast?'

                                        [–]mazer_rack_em 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                        This is the new Kobe not flinching

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                                            [–]Kingstowlie45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                            Garland you motorboating son of a bitch!

                                            [–]BucksWild-Watch- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                            Ahh, he's just an average /r/nba user then. Nothing's wrong here.

                                            [–]HeatLeRohameaux 39 points40 points  (0 children)

                                            Alex Caress-o

                                            [–]SpursElec7ro 22 points23 points  (1 child)

                                            Ayo

                                            [–]BullsdoyouevenIift 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                            Dosunmu

                                            [–]Wana_B_Haxor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                            He need some milk

                                            [–]Clippersomar9787 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                            I feel the same way Garland, we miss Caruso so much ❤️

                                            [–]Doodlesworth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                            I am not sure what I just watched. I may need some context, aside from they may have been playing an NBA game.

                                            [–]Bullssenseofyumol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                            I am jealous of Garland. I would want my face on that Caruso chest. Uggggh.

                                            [–]Sunshumandignitybloc 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                                            So tender

                                            [–]Low-Finish-5319 36 points37 points  (2 children)

                                            Time to get off r/nba

                                            [–]WarriorsEastBayFan 61 points62 points  (0 children)

                                            Time to get off, r/nba

                                            [–]BucksJohn_Lives 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                                            Time to get off in r/nba

                                            [–]Lakerscallbobloblaw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                            Looks like my newborn son when he’s hungry and trying to find a titty to feed…

                                            [–]BucksFatherlyAcorn 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                                            What did I just watch?

                                            [–]SunsA_Stable_Reference 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                            You just watched NBA BASKETBALL ONLY ON ESPN

                                            [–]NetsTnL17 13 points14 points  (3 children)

                                            "Oh god I missed you.."

                                            [–]BullsDonRicardo1958 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                                            Aww, he missed him too

                                            [–]myusrnameisthis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                            Wtf lol

                                            [–]Sunsthechemistrychef 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                                            Reminds me of the "What if KD is secretly an industry pedo" copypasta

                                            [–]Hawksmajavic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                            Aww, he's marking him with his scent. That's how you know he's bonded.

                                            [–]Cavaliersbalboabaywindow_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                            Going for the Junkyard Dog award nothing to see here

                                            [–]LakersoutPope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                            "I see you checking me out all the time"

                                            [–]summaday 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                                            That looks incredibly erotic.

                                            [–]Timberwolvesball_is_wife 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                            caruso got a rack, i don't blame him

                                            [–]Magicstinx2001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                            "What you do with them motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch you old sailor you"

                                            [–]CelticsApeMillz93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                            I’m crying lmfao

                                            [–]ACasualPenguin7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                            I’m uncomfortable

                                            [–]LakersJilJungJukk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            ACFresh for a reason y’all

                                            [–]HornetsSSNappa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            I'm jealous

                                            [–]BucksFatherlyAcorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            Alex Caressedsogood

                                            [–]TinyWin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            Alex Carusosoft

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