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[–]CreeperTrainz 1414 points1415 points  (26 children)

I'm convinced that Freud formed his ideas after talking to one closeted trans man and thought "ah yes, all women think this way".

[–]accuracy_frosty 659 points660 points  (4 children)

Or maybe they were helped by the concerning amount of cocaine that man ingested

[–]non_depressed_teen 256 points257 points  (3 children)

INGESTED???

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 223 points224 points  (2 children)

Ingested.

[–]alpacnologia 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I’m interested.

[–]mariofaschifo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he took it with water

[–]Bteatesthighlander1 156 points157 points  (5 children)

he legit only ever talked to people considered mentally ill by his society.

[–]Amelia_the_Great 56 points57 points  (4 children)

He also talked to people who weren’t raised by their mothers (it wasn’t fashionable at the time), which explains the incest thing. Humans are programmed to develop sexual aversion towards people that they spend their early years with, in order to prevent incest.

[–]greyskullandtheboys 28 points29 points  (3 children)

This is interesting cuz me and my friends with siblings have an intense aversion/disgust to sibling incest that our friends without siblings don’t really have

[–]JoyBus147 24 points25 points  (1 child)

And it's something that occurs even without biological relation, so step-siblings raised from before they were six years old are psychologically indistinguishable from biological siblings. It's called the Westermarck effect, or reverse sexual imprinting.

[–]MacGregor_Rose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah so scientifically, it's ok to fuck your step sibling if yall were raised together after 6 years old/s

[–]Canvaverbalist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even among the "incest" lovers, it's pretty common to hear "Oh yeah I like the fantasy, but if I think about my own actual mother/father then it's fucking gross, it's not about 'having sex with my mother' but more 'having as a mother the person I'm having sex with' if that make sense"

This aspect is just easier when you don't actually have siblings, so you're not forced to "not think" about them as to get into the fantasy.

[–]DrRagnorocktopus 135 points136 points  (7 children)

[–]DrRagnorocktopus 45 points46 points  (6 children)

What the fuck Sam said the n word?

[–]Username_Taken_65 34 points35 points  (2 children)

He's back if you hadn't seen

[–]Sceptix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Back in Black apparently.

[–]DrRagnorocktopus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally just saw and watched.

[–]Artsyscrubers 13 points14 points  (1 child)

it was the first and only time he said it, but idk if he acknowledged it or apologized for it so i mean take that as you will

[–]techshotpun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah he definitely acknowledged it, he took the video down and apologized

[–]BellerophonM 118 points119 points  (5 children)

As a young biologist he spent a year dissecting 400 eels looking for testicles until they haunted his dreams, and failing to find any, as part of the effort to figure out what the fuck was to with eels, I feel like that drives anyone a little off the edge.

(The Eel Question was a massive biological mystery for centuries, their lifecycle is so wierd)

[–]foxatwork 47 points48 points  (2 children)

not only that, but when he couldnt find any, instead of trying to find alternative theories he just claimed they were all female, and that he be brought another batch.

[–]ProXJay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He gets more bat shit insane the more I learn about him

[–]boywithtwoarms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

was this before the invention of statistics?

[–]Dontgiveaclam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So where were those testicles?

[–]BellerophonM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Developed in a different life stage. Eels go through a bunch of transformations over the course of their lives into totally different forms, back then it was assumed the different stages were different species. Plus the mating phase wasn't seen because they swim off to a special location in the middle of the ocean to mate (they cross the Atlantic and rendezvous somewhere past Bermuda)

I cannot emphasise enough how weird eels are.

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Seems like his type of bullshit.

[–]ApprehensiveToday692 1170 points1171 points  (94 children)

But I’m cis and I have penis envy :(

[–]_Visar_ 921 points922 points  (45 children)

Nah this is legit tho

Glad I don’t have to deal with boners but sad I can’t just casually take a piss on a long hike :(

[–]foomfabtabulous 484 points485 points  (39 children)

I’m a trans woman who likes to hike and don’t wanna give it up for reasons like this

[–]Ducks_N_Dragons 186 points187 points  (18 children)

I’m a trans women who has done her fair share of hikes and NO. NUH-UH. ABSOLUTELY NOT NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN. The amount of times I’ve accidentally pissed a little on my shoes 🤢 not to mention just I hate standing to pee and kinda always have, like I would rather die than go back I think. It’s not the same for everyone tho and I’m glad you’re able to still take advantage of it!

[–]Delicious_Subject_91 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Word. I physically cannot pee unless I'm on a toilet. I've tried. It just doesn't work standing or squatting.

[–]foomfabtabulous 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I have no fear or shame and I shoot far and fast

[–]Hekantis 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Okay yes, but hear me out. Peeing while ass to grass squatting with your pants on your ankles and losing your ballance and peeing straight into your pants.... ill take the couple of drops on my shoes please.

[–]MacGregor_Rose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just dont expel waste.

Weakling mortals

[–]KittenStamp 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Completely understood, however the amount of times I have squatted to pee and ended up pissing directly in my pants makes me not want to do that.

[–]Ducks_N_Dragons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely that’s valid. I would probably just hold it in tbh

[–]StozefJalin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's really not that hard to not pee on your shoes

[–]thatannoying 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I dont understand why people stand to pee like why risk peeing on your clothes while uncomfortable when you could just sit down

[–]abigfatape 4 points5 points  (1 child)

there's no risk unless you have like 2 mls of pee or a 2 incher

[–]Ducks_N_Dragons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am the latter lol it is not big

[–]throwawaffleaway 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Cis woman hiker here! As a gift for hiking someone gave me a She-Wee, though personally I think that sounds like extra steps. Some people love them, maybe look into that?

[–]israfilled 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Squatting to pee while hiking is an excellent way to get a very uncomfortable tick bite. And they are almost impossible to reach on your own. I'd keep the penis too, if I were you.

[–]Main_Injury_4295 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Never forgetting finding out I had a tick on my butt while I was overnight hiking/camping with my friends family and her mom had to get it off of me

Uncomfortable for everyone involved but she took it as ‘a moms duty’ lol

[–]israfilled 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my mom had to remove mine. I was 12 or 13 years old, and super self-conscious. I was absolutely mortified. At least it was my own mom though, so maybe I should count myself lucky.

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 97 points98 points  (14 children)

I’m a cis M hiker and honestly can’t imagine why even someone trans like yourself would want to give it up. It’s so convenient! We don’t need TP and can pee in seconds any time, anywhere. I’m like Rick Astley with it and surprised that more cis women don’t get them for just that reason; they’re objectively superior. Also, they’re also easier to do— that— with.

Honestly, I wish humans had an extension to the colon that extended outside the body, past the butt cheeks, with the anus on the end. A poonis, if you will, the next stage of human evolution.

[–]jlynmrie 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Well that’s a lovely image

[–]MyDisappointedDad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Spacefarters from All Tomorrows.

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 6 points7 points  (8 children)

What? You’re content with needing to wipe? That’s the best solution to a waste-expelling system not designed for bipedalism besides moving the anus elsewhere on the body.

[–]babytommy 20 points21 points  (2 children)

You can’t convince me this isn’t some weird fetish shit

If you could shit out of your dick or a dick like appendage you seriously wouldn’t wipe it??? That’s disgusting.

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Just wouldn’t get smeared all over your butt cheeks. Just a quick wipe instead of going through a ton of TP or having your butt be on fire. Kind of like how quadrupeds, which don’t really have butt cheeks, don’t need to wipe.

And no, for the last time, I don’t have a scat fetish. I might like furry inflation, but I draw the line at any bodily excretions or parts. Yeesh, even I’m scared of them.

Come on, you’ve never wished for anatomical improvement after a really nasty dump that requires you to wipe for 15 minutes?

[–]Loretta-West 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have a stoma, which is basically an artificial poonis. Mostly it's annoying, but it's better than the worst of standard defecation.

[–]MistraloysiusMithrax 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Did you know, that if you squat like Mother Nature intended, the tube is already there and the anus is the actual end of it

That’s what the internet tells me anyway

[–]EastTyne1191 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I cannot believe you made me read that with my own eyes.

[–]Squeaky-Fox43 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Welcome to Reddit. If you think that’s bad, r/fatfurs— just don’t. I’m kind of into that kind of thing and am disgusted by it. Just go to r/rabbits or r/superbowl to cleanse yourself.

If you’re absolutely dying of curiosity, it’s ”art” of morbidly obese or inflated furries.

[–]Bruh_Moment10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t the worst thing I’ve seen

[–]HylianEngineer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Afab person here - I love peeing in the woods. Don't ask me why, I don't have an answer. It does require a bit more time than I assume it does with a penis, but I still prefer my own anatomy.

[–]qerolt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Get yourself a pstyle. Prob solved.

[–]AlphaKamots313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not with that attitude

[–]_4ndr3AX 61 points62 points  (11 children)

Penises are more of a nuisance most of the time

[–]BecauseHelicopters 50 points51 points  (10 children)

Balls, however, are patently hilarious and I personally would love a set.

[–]_4ndr3AX 86 points87 points  (5 children)

They may look very fun to handle yourseld but no, oh nonono trust me, those who know what It's like to havea a twisted testicle would disagree immensely

[–]BecauseHelicopters 109 points110 points  (2 children)

Sometimes one must suffer for comedy, brother.

[–]_4ndr3AX 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The essence of the shitposter

[–]FiddlerOnACliff 30 points31 points  (0 children)

AO3 authors

[–]halfahellhole 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What genre would Twisted Testicle, the band, play?

[–]King-Rhino-Viking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely punk

[–]Sa_notaman_tha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah would that I could give you mine, them freeloaders are in the fuckin way and need movin out

[–]Erikatharsis 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Balls are basically like a built-in lava lamp with how they move up and down, so I can totally understand why somebody would want them

[–]t00oldforthisshit 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Thing is, you really only get to enjoy that feature if you're looking at them from an angle that would be really hard to achieve if they are attached to you ...

[–]Klowned 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you considered a mirror?

[–]Diogenes-Disciple 64 points65 points  (10 children)

I want the things that come with being a guy but I don’t actually want to be male. If that makes sense

[–]ApprehensiveToday692 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is exactly it

[–]Kind_Nepenth3 92 points93 points  (4 children)

Like...a higher income that isn't impacted by whether I wear makeup or not, respect by default, less harassment and enough physical strength that I at least have a fighting chance if someone does start something? Yeah, that makes sense.

Plus the peeing thing on long hikes, I guess, but I'm not looking forward to adding the ability to cover the walls in piss to whatever dark rituals other women do to the bathrooms

[–]AyoRobo 55 points56 points  (1 child)

I assumed it was not having periods, but it might be this too, yeah.

[–]Kind_Nepenth3 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I don't know how I forgot that one, but that would be fairly sweet too. Fucking erase endometriosis?

[–]MacGregor_Rose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like respect and the ability to pee standing up?

[–]CountessCowper 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I would love to have a penis. Zero desire to be a man, but with a dick you can pee outside, and more importantly you can get off way easier.

[–]Loretta-West 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Same here! They look like fun. Big nope to balls though.

[–]Ann1489 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'd like to try it for like a day, just to know how it feels. For some reason my friends looked at me funny when I said that... I'm a curious person, okay?

[–]FanOfTheWrittenWord 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s very inconvenient, almost all of the time. But I’m to scared of surgery atm to fix it so RIP.

[–]Ann1489 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not being able to aim isn't great, but for the most part the hidden plumbing is convenient enough, I gotta give it that. It'd be awesome if it could be retractable though, I'd go with vagina 95% of the time and penis whenever I had to pee outdoors... best of both worlds.

[–]JoyBus147 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm cis and I have vagina envy. Even just moving around seems like it'd be easier, not having to worry about this awkward and incredibly sensitive flab hanging between my two primary locomotive appendages...plus the whole multiple orgasm thing kinda sounds nice

[–]nudjura1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

😶

[–]jgott933 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it's natural to be at least curious as to what it would be like to be the other gender, I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I had fat fucking tiddies

[–]rising_ramen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm a woman, and same tbh

[–]Malashae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know so many cis girls like this. "I just want a dick, I still want to be a girl though."

And here I am, a girl with a dick, like... "I know girl, I'm so sorry current dick fabrication technology isn't where you need it to be... we'll get there, one day."

[–]Maddie4699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I’ve grown up I’ve rationalized penis envy as girls/ women realizing that sexism exists and how much it sucks and that if they were dudes they wouldn’t have to deal with it

[–]activelyinactiveoo 437 points438 points  (2 children)

Even as a transmasc person, learning about penis envy in psychology class was a "What the fuck?" experience for me cuz not even I experienced that growing up. Freud was a freak.

[–]citrus_plntt 133 points134 points  (1 child)

… i just believed he was right because i always had penis envy. kinda assumed everyone felt that way, i’m only now finding out they don’t???

[–]runean 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Man, imagine if Freud met you two back to back.

'penis envy... Maybe? Send more eels'

[–]aeisenberg 445 points446 points  (11 children)

Friendly reminder that Freud based his research solely around the Victorian Era.

Of fucking course he’s going to conclude that everyone is all about repressed desires and sex when he studied people who did nothing but repress desires.

[–]Loretta-West 343 points344 points  (6 children)

He was also told by multiple woman that they'd been sexually abused by their fathers and went "that can't be true, it's way more likely that all women fantasise about sex with their fathers".

[–]SuitableDragonfly 148 points149 points  (3 children)

IIRC, what actually happened was that he wrote a whole thing about how trauma is frequently caused by childhood sexual assault, but when he presented it it was so badly received by a bunch of men who were probably all guilty of committing childhood sexual assault that he did his best to cover up the fact that he ever proposed this theory started in on the stupid shit instead.

[–]Loretta-West 59 points60 points  (2 children)

I was aware that he initially believed the women, but I didn't know why he changed his mind, cheers.

[–]JoyBus147 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've heard an alternate theory, namely that he correctly identified that a lot of his female patients were victims of sexual abuse, but then also correctly identified the abusers...aka the fathers who were paying him. Might be a little of column a, little of column b

[–]SuitableDragonfly 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he basically went, "my reputation as a psychologist is more important than helping CSA victims." So fuck him.

[–]aeisenberg 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Ah Sexism how I loathe thee

[–]Sa_notaman_tha 35 points36 points  (0 children)

wasnt it that he was forced to retract his original paper cause rich men wanted to keep assaulting their daughters?

[–]SilverMedal4Life 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is why it's important to understand cultural context when performing social science research.

[–]BellerophonM 30 points31 points  (1 child)

For all that his conclusions were fucked up, he tried to have a much more scientific approach than most of his field at the time and caused a permanent shift towards more objective, scientific techniques, and that had a lasting positive impact.

[–]batti03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And also genuinely trying to help people through their problems with therapy instead of writing them off as damaged

[–]POKECHU020 150 points151 points  (20 children)

I'm agender, so sometimes I have extreme envy for body parts that humans don't have.

I dont think that's just an agender thing, I think we've all wanted some variation of wings at some point

[–]im_a_trans_mess 76 points77 points  (12 children)

Exactly, who doesn't want to have a pair of great wings on their back, or a large powerful tail to swim through the water like a bolt of lightning, or to be covered in fluffy fur ...

Am I a furry?

[–]Jenthecatgirl 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Or like, Doc Oc style arm things, seem so convenient (probably smaller though cause of space & weight reasons)

[–]im_a_trans_mess 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome, gods I could get so many things done.

[–]sant2ag0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ngl i kinda wish i had hair tentacles simlar to inkling because if those work like arms it would be cool to be able to carry shit with my hair

[–]HylianEngineer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's definitely not a perspective I've ever experienced...

[–]liege_paradox 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Wings are cool, but they limit your clothing options far too much. Give me the floating ring thing.

[–]POKECHU020 5 points6 points  (3 children)

My point in spades

[–]liege_paradox 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yah, but I’m transhumanist, so it doesn’t really count. I’ve spent hours thinking about how much modification you can do to the human body.

[–]POKECHU020 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’ve spent hours thinking about how much modification you can do to the human body.

So have I! It's called "Gun Arm"

[–]liege_paradox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yah, motors are really small, so you get a lot of extra space. Unfortunately, ammo, so I prefer melee weaponry.

[–]SleepyWyrldbuilder 149 points150 points  (6 children)

One of the funniest things that seems to be actually kinda accurate is the thing where Sigmund Freud said "All young boys when learning their mother doesn't have a penis, is convinced their father took it from her and is scared it will happen to them." It sounds like complete bullshit right? Like he's just making shit up? But here's the thing:

Consider a kid, with a penis, learning their mother doesn't have one. This is their mother! The only other person they really know on a deep level (except their dad, but in that time period few fathers were actually involved with their kids on that level.) and they don't have this ONE part of them that they do? It's completely absurd! A male kid's mind will go to all sorts of weird places before eventually accepting that some people just. Don't have penises. In a time period where lots of kids are terrified of their dads because corporal punishment is still a thing, I don't doubt Freud met a lot of kids who genuinely did think that at that time period.

You know how I know that? Because when I found out, my mum took a video of me who was trying to argue that my mum was actually hiding her penis as a prank. I love my dad, still do, and my mum is a very independent person, so I never thought HE was involved in this shenaniganry, but I was still 80% convinced their was a pocket or somewhere that my mum was hiding her secret penis, for some reason. I don't know when I finally accepted she was telling the truth, but GOD is it funny.

[–]blackturtlesnake 83 points84 points  (4 children)

A lot of Freudian theory comes from observations and case studies. Sure, much of it has 19th century Victorian worldviews that are distasteful to modern readers, but the idea that Freud is just cocaine and incest fetish wierdo is just the same Victorian era pearl clutching reactions transferred to twitter and tumblr.

[–]SleepyWyrldbuilder 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Yeah, which is exactly why he's the father of modern psychology. Were his conclusions VERY WEIRD considering our current understanding of developmental psychology? Very. Was he also the first person who actually really tried observing people to figure out what was actually going on inside their heads? Yeah! Absolutely! And in doing so, he forced other people to use his methods but going deeper to figure out what exactly it WAS that was going on.

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Victorian kids were fucked in the head, especially when it came to their fathers.

[–]jols0543 29 points30 points  (2 children)

i’m very glad i never announced that i have penis envy to an entire class in high school, but i did announce that i largely agree with frued’s theories, which may have been worse

[–]JoeDaBruh 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I have penis envy but rather than attached to me I want it in my mouth

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (15 children)

what is penis envy

[–]Chillchinchila1 136 points137 points  (7 children)

Freud believed all women are jealous of their fathers for having penises when they don’t, and this somehow leads to everyone supposedly wanting to fuck their opposite gender parent.

[–]HaloGuy381 101 points102 points  (6 children)

Yeah, Freud was weird. Points for thinking on psychological disorders beyond the “it’s a demon, open his head with an ice pick!” tho.

[–]EricTheEpic0403 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Points for thinking on psychological disorders beyond the “it’s a demon, open his head with an ice pick!” tho.

Yes, psychology and neurology advanced to the stage of, "His brain is bad, open his head with an ice pick!"

[–]decidedlyindecisive 25 points26 points  (2 children)

And then we went on to "her brain is bad, jam a knitting needle through her eye socket and wiggle it about, that'll fix it".

[–]apple_of_doom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–]Rurudo66 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also points for being so wrong about everything that, like, half of all major developments in the field of psychology have come about as a direct result of people trying to prove him wrong.

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 122 points123 points  (5 children)

Bottom dysphoria but some people think everyone has it.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

can you ELI5 that

[–]GameCrusader2 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Some people don’t have a penis and can be jealous and envy people who do have one

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

oh. I thought it was small :(

[–]KiKiPAWG 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bottom dysphoria

Often used to describe one's discomfort with their genitalia mismatching their gender identity.

[–]TheseEdiblesAintShet 19 points20 points  (2 children)

“WHATS A N**** GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DIC-“

[–]Pet_that_Dog 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Speaking of sam o'nella academy

THE KING HAST RETURNED

[–]BeebisTheBoy 16 points17 points  (2 children)

God I wish I had mandibles

[–]HylianEngineer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Good news! You do have A mandible, that's the scientific term for your lower jaw.

[–]DrRagnorocktopus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a hard metal exoskeleton.

Warhammer 40k nerds, please shut up, I've heard it all before, it's not funny anymore.

[–]dooddgugg 74 points75 points  (25 children)

freud has contributed so much to psychology. literally everybody wants to prove his theories wrong, and in doing so have made large amounts of progress in the field

[–]_blobb_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

sometimes I just wanna have a smooth patch like a barbie doll

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's actually pretty close to what I have right now thanks to surgery.

[–]motheggs 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Freud was... a weird guy, to say the least. Either he was the biggest shitposter the world has ever seen, or he was a master at gaslighting, managing to convince everyone that his incest fetish and closeted... everything(?) was totally normal and actually, you all have the same feelings, you just repress them.

[–]iloveusa63 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Detachable dick?

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's called a packer.

[–]Dumbledoordash8008 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Freud was seriously wild af. Every conclusion was something about genitals or wanting to bone parents.

[–]Spriy 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Freud indulged in a phenomenon that psychologists call "projection", where one projects one's own thoughts and feelings on to others.

Basically? The man assumed that everyone else was as fucked up as he.

[–]blackturtlesnake 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Freud indulged in a phenomenon that psychologists call "projection", where one projects one's own thoughts and feelings on to others.

THAT'S LITERALLY HIS FUCKING TERM

[–]HoboTheDinosaur 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I have penis envy because I want to be able to write my name in the snow with my pee.

[–]mountingconfusion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can, you just aren't trying hard enough

[–]bigtree2x5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Penis envy is also the name of a very popular psychedelic mushroom sold. Idk why it's named that idk

[–]diamondisland2023 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Whst clicked? their hate for freud?

[–]PathologicalLoser 97 points98 points  (0 children)

That they were trans. It clicked for them when they realized cis girls don't have penis envy.

[–]sunnysimss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I identify as cis but I have penis envy lmao it seems easy to pee on hikes, camping, etc

[–]NotThisTime1993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weirdly I’m trans and I don’t have this. Just don’t have the urge for one. Seems like it would get in the way

[–]xbalderas1 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Don't forget the eel incident

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh ye Sam o Nella posted again.

[–]Potato_Productions_ 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Tbh 99% of Freud’s ideas are like weird pseudo-spiritual explanations of phenomena that always get the exact opposite of what is correct. The entire oedipal thing was him trying to explain why some people had weird half-memories of being sexually abused by parents, concluding that it must be because people actually want that to happen and subconsciously fantasize about it, instead of the truth that those people were repressing those memories due to trauma.

[–]IronMyr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just wanna be a cute robot gal. Is that such a crime, God? Is that such a terrible sin!?

[–]Team_Defeat 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Valerie Solanas wrote a wonderful response to penis envy with pussy envy. And she shot Andy Warhol.

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that was an escalation I wasn't expecting.

[–]rosetacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have cat tail envy 😭 it'd be neat to have a tail, but it would probably look weird if adjusted for human traits

[–]InvisibleChell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I very frequently and very routinely get gender envy over characters that are very clearly not human.

Like. Not even elves or something.

They are still usually bipedal though

[–]spontaniousbattery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your agender but which one

[–]SquareThings 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The only thing men have that I’m jealous of is pockets.

[–]Even_Personality9856 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, what’s up with that?

[–]Singersongwriterart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't read penis envy without reading pennies instead

[–]thebreaker18 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Fuck Freud, Jung still got shooters out here, mutha fucka!

[–]Charlieisdizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a trans man and I don’t really want a penis, the boobs will most definitely be gone though once I’m not a minor!

[–]charliek_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loooool, same. I was quiet about it tho and didn’t realize for another 12 years

[–]Tamamo_hime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm genderfluid and boy howdy would I love to be able to swap my genitals like a potato head toy

[–]kaseysmasher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am cis but have bird envy, i want to be a bird and have the body parts if one

[–]Medo_The_Great 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Walking near a field of horses "Man, fuck Sigmund Freud..."

[–]DumbCoyotePup 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Genuinely forget I don't have a penis and I have thought "oh I'll need a condom" or what if I got someone pregnant..but ..

What?

[–]HauntedMeow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really wish psychology would have embraced 'womb envy' more.

[–]Purrsephonee 3 points4 points  (2 children)

And this is exactly why Karen Horney's feminist psychology came up. She put forth her retaliation by saying every man has womb envy and therefore since they cannot do anything worthwhile and important like bring a life into this world, them make up for it by working and making money.

No wonder it pissed off so many men that time.

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That shouldn't be taken as true either. I voluntarily removed my womb. The ability to create life is not required for fulfillment.

[–]Purrsephonee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obviously. The thing is, we also need to remember the time this was started in. At the time, saying a man wanted to be like a woman was controversial and that is what I assume Horney was going for. Her school of thought was more egalitarian in nature and what she said was just to rile up the likes of Freud. She was even any feminist movement started and her views for a more equal society were also used during the early days of the movement.

[–]Emmanuel_Silverstein 7 points8 points  (15 children)

The fuck is agender?

[–]UselessAltThing[S] 37 points38 points  (14 children)

No gender.

[–]Triquetra4715 16 points17 points  (13 children)

What the fuck is a gender?

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 27 points28 points  (12 children)

A gender is a list of items to be discussed at a formal meeting, or an appointment diary.

[–]Triquetra4715 8 points9 points  (11 children)

thanks

[–]HiNoKitsune 20 points21 points  (10 children)

No, that's an agenda. A gender is the word for a male goose

[–]JorgeMtzb 17 points18 points  (9 children)

No, that's a gander. A gender is a category of artistic composition, as in music or literature, characterized by similarities in form, style, or subject matter.

[–]mindcorners 16 points17 points  (8 children)

No that’s a genre. A gender is the 16oz drink size at Starbucks

[–]AyoRobo 8 points9 points  (7 children)

No, that's a grande. A gender is a social class just below the nobles.

[–]XANphoenix 3 points4 points  (4 children)

No that's the gentry. A gender is a French police officer

[–]Hax_SVG 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Someone help me, I did not understand a single sentence.