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[–]Starman4502 1586 points1587 points  (59 children)

I don't think they're going to team up guys....

[–]NostalgiaCoryPut out the caution tape! 605 points606 points  (0 children)

...yet

[–]Punchpplay 240 points241 points  (14 children)

Gotta earn that team up but uhh... I hope they don't "Judgement Day" Christian, that would be lame.

[–]ab316_1punchdCowboy Shit Supremacy 116 points117 points  (9 children)

Idk "Father from Hell" with his own children sounds dope /s

[–]Imperial_Reject 97 points98 points  (5 children)

"Father of the Fatherless"

[–]iownthepackers 47 points48 points  (1 child)

People forget that Luchasaurus lost his parents 65 million years ago.

[–]ab316_1punchdCowboy Shit Supremacy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's the one!

[–]DeadpoolMaxEffort 15 points16 points  (2 children)

That actually does sound kind of dope.

[–]Champiness 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Yeah I mean the first time someone got “Judgement Day”ed it worked out pretty well for all the people doing it and this time there’s a dinosaur involved.

[–]Quick_Team 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dinosaurs need dads too

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We think we knew Christian?

We never did.

[–]Supersaiyan_Jedi 99 points100 points  (17 children)

First Christian has to have his revenge plot for living in edges shadow. Then his group will turn on him and we will get the tag team

[–]GetEquippedScooby Dooby Doo! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It'll be like when Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins teamed up before Dean's release.

https://youtu.be/lFM7MboV0-Y

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We're all waiting for JR to scream: "Nick Wayne, that no good sonofabitch!"

[–]popcultureretrofit 83 points84 points  (0 children)

No, that will be a year from now

[–]UnsolvedParadox 56 points57 points  (15 children)

I’m in for the long haul, it’ll be huge when they finally reunite.

I’d also be hyped if they form Team AC/DC (Adam, Christian, Dax, Cash).

[–]crsng 40 points41 points  (10 children)

I think this slow burns to E&C vs FTR at Wembley next year.

[–]_varamyr_fourskins_1x WrestleCircus Sideshow Champ 47 points48 points  (8 children)

E&C Vs FTR Vs Hardys Vs Young Bucks.

TLC.

All In.

[–]quietude38Bang bang! 46 points47 points  (5 children)

That might actually kill Jeff Hardy

[–]flabergasterer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That might actually kill Jeff Hardy

WM X7.....50 year old edition!

[–]Ligmatron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ACDC SOUNDS GAS

[–]seguardon 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Top Guys. Rockin' Out.

You've been.....Thunderstruck!

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"What do you do for money...honey?"

"No flips, just fists"

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_INNY 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You Think U Know Them?

[–]idontknow1001🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 823 points824 points  (41 children)

Well it is the Rated R era…

[–]WhoiusBarrel 567 points568 points  (36 children)

Even the boss says so.

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[–]PM_ME_YOUR_INNY 167 points168 points  (35 children)

LOL is that real? He’s such a dork.

[–]BderX 130 points131 points  (4 children)

[–]Vuirneen 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Does this mean that Chuck Taylor will finally get to say shit on TV?

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tony will compromise, he'll let Chuck say it in German.

[–]Toll26 196 points197 points  (19 children)

We’re on a wrestling forum, 90% of us are dorks or dorks in the making. I would know.

[–]DG_Now 123 points124 points  (14 children)

Right? He's a billionaire GM of two major sports franchises and a pro wrestling booker.

We post snark and the same five jokes on reddit.

TK has won life a million times over.

[–]android151 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I mean he was born with an advantage that none of us have but he’s using it way better than most rich kids, so for that I’m thankful

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 14 points15 points  (2 children)

He could have traveled the world while officially being on some charity board of directors, doing basically jack shit. Or having all his money invested in stocks and real estate.

Instead he chose to start up a new wrestling company. I think that's pretty cool.

[–]Superplex123 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He undeniably made the whole industry better and healthier. That's rarely a thing you can say about billionaires.

[–]apathy_saves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not to mention all he's done for wrestlers outside of just giving them a job. The indy people he paid during the pandemic, setting up Brodie Lee's family, giving people access to his private jet for a wrestler in a different companies funeral. The list goes on and on. Yea he's a dork and awkward but he's 100% a better man than most of us would be if we were given that level of privilege. Personally I would probably have a private island for hunting people but thats just me

[–]idontknow1001🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I’m sad we have seemed to retire the “Adam Cole is fat” jokes. We are down to 4 now.

[–]WasherDryerCombo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

90% is too low

[–]HardcoreKaraokeConsensual Penis 25 points26 points  (2 children)

He's going to mark out with Edge the same way he did with Punk. Except I don't see Edge being a diva who takes advantage of Tony.

[–]ThisIsKhrox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Punk: Does everything to put himself front and center spotlight
Edge: BRO! LOOK AT ALL THESE POTENTIAL DREAM MATCHES. LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He might steal his future girlfriend, though j/k

[–]BidensLegHairs 43 points44 points  (0 children)

But he’s our dork

[–]IniMiney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We're proud dorks cause I said the same thing while watching

[–]Suspicious_Assist_45 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Dudes living all our best lives

[–]Its0urFate 783 points784 points  (11 children)

An amazing promo from Adam only to be one-upped by only three words from Christian

This is gonna be a fun feud to watch

[–]Rangertexas9 337 points338 points  (2 children)

Like the meme where Edge is talking for 10 mins straight and Christian is "Your dad's dead. Lol"

[–]ab316_1punchdCowboy Shit Supremacy 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Christian is literally GigaDad

[–]Semper-Fido 102 points103 points  (1 child)

That's how you go from heat to nuclear heat

[–]tumblrgirl2013too much conditioner uce 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Bully Ray salivating at this.

[–]Fellers 29 points30 points  (0 children)

100% agreed. Dude just said 3 words to kick this already into hyper gear. Dude has been carrying AEW heels since summer tbh. It's time he gets his prime time program.

[–]thatladYour Text Here 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's such a dick

[–]P4rtsUnkn0wn 408 points409 points  (8 children)

Mox gets fined for saying Shit on a PPV. Christian is so money he's allowed to drop f bombs on basic cable.

[–]tumblrgirl2013too much conditioner uce 166 points167 points  (4 children)

The Face of TNT.

[–]MR1120 37 points38 points  (2 children)

My new head canon is that only the TNT Champion can drop f-bombs

[–]lumosjared 21 points22 points  (1 child)

TNT Champion Chuck Taylor is about to go so hard.

[–]MR1120 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would mark my ass off if Chuck made that his life goal. After a multi-year journey, he finally dethrones whoever is the TNT Champion. On the next Dynamite, he comes to the ring, looking as proud as anyone has ever looked, with a tear in his eye, and takes the microphone.

“Fuck”.

And he immediately relinquishes the belt, mission firmly accomplished.

[–]birdazam 48 points49 points  (2 children)

I mean there was a time that Mox just dropping f bomb here and there every week

[–]P4rtsUnkn0wn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but this was pretty obviously pre-planned and TK approved.

[–]apathy_saves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite Mox fbomb was when he got back from rehab and some shithead fan wanted to run his mouth

[–]thedevilyoukn0w 544 points545 points  (23 children)

MJF, earlier in the night, said that he nearly got AEW kicked off television for calling Tony Khan an effing mark.

Foreshadowing? Maybe.

I also noticed they went past the 10:00 mark by a fair bit.

[–]chiguy2387Social Distancing Since November 362 points363 points  (12 children)

Tony got an overrun from TBS to make up for the audio issues earlier

[–]LiamOmegaHaku 234 points235 points  (9 children)

yeah and unfortunately no one told the international feeds so they cut off right after Copeland asks him to be a team again.

[–]rbarton812Ross is War 109 points110 points  (2 children)

Cliffhanger

[–]MrKilliganAnd I started drinking beer, and more beer, and more beer... 86 points87 points  (1 child)

What’s Cliffhanger Copeland doing in the AEW zone

[–]seguardon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Is Adam Copeland really going to leave us hanging on the edge like this?!"

[–]XerAlixLARIATO GOZAIMASU 17 points18 points  (2 children)

"We're out of time!!!"

[–]thore4I have half the brain that you do 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Luckily AEW uploaded the whole segment to YT before I got a chance to watch Dynamite but defenitely a wtf moment when the show cut off

[–]thedevilyoukn0w 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the explanation.

I watched the segment with terrible audio, left the room for a phone call, and came back and there was the segment again, and I wondered why it was played again.

[–]jerichotheunwiseI EAT CHILDREN 74 points75 points  (3 children)

They were given an over-run so they could replay the Adam Cole/Roderick Strong segment again, as the first time it aired on TBS the audio was completely fucked apparently.

AEW constantly having audio issues on TBS is very rarely fault of theirs.

[–]Ralakhala 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They went past because of the audio issues with the Adam Cole segment

[–]RxngsXfSvtvrn 16 points17 points  (4 children)

You cant see his lips though, so i think it's "cleaner"

[–]GetEquippedScooby Dooby Doo! 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But Kenny Omega was no where near the ring...

[–]LiamOmegaHaku 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Correct. This is a silly censorship thing in the U.S. You have to completely hide the mouth.

[–]AdGroundbreaking1341 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moxley's blood dripping everywhere is ok. Women & men alike wrestling in their "underwear". But god forbid you drop F bombs!

Not that I particularly care about those other things. I'm an old ECW fan. I just think it's all pretty ironic.

[–]RealLanceStormNot Really Lance Storm 1087 points1088 points  (49 children)

People really thought Christian Cage was a disappointing signing as a "major free agent" and he's AT LEAST top 3 signing so far with an outside argument for #1

[–]Obsessionofvanity 358 points359 points  (16 children)

I know I'm not the majority but when they first hyped that mystery signing, I was hoping it was Christian and I was obviously thrilled when it was.

[–]DoILookUnsureToYou 223 points224 points  (7 children)

I damn near cried when he won the Impact title from Omega

[–]bmd9109boom 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I was at that show in Pittsburgh, and it's one of the loudest reactions I've ever heard live.

[–]conoresque 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The Omega matches and his debut match with Kazarian were all incredible.

[–]Sirbo311 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Kenny sold that kill switch on the chair like he died. Banger of a match.

[–]boss_jobber 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One thing you'll never be able to take away from Omega is his willingness to take the most gnarly bump without half assing it. Just remember the Tiger Driver 91 from his match with Ospreay.

[–]darkinferno06 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Did you say ‘It’s… It’s Christian’ ?

[–]risebac 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That commentary was such garbage!!!

[–]2Blitz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whole thing was pathetic. Debuting against Jack Swagger of all people. ECW was a half dead at that point too. They barely do anything with him until 2011 where he only got a push because of Edge's injury. Then they take the WHC title away from him despite making a huge deal about it when he won. Outside of the Orton feud, which was also flawed, they did nothing with Christian's potential. Vince just never liked him, and it was super apparent. I'm glad he's having this run now with people who actually respect him

[–]porkchopsdapplesauce🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bro I was hype too and he’s exceeded all expectations imo. No one has ever climbed up my all time favorite wrestler list quicker than Christain is right now. I’ve always ate up anything he did but idk since he’s turned heel it’s just felt different. His AEW career great cherry on top of an already really fucking good Sundae.

[–]TheSharkFromJaws 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When Paul Wight said ‘he’s a future hall of famer’ I knew it was him and was thrilled. Then he came in and had a banger feud with Kenny. He’s been as great as we all knew he was.

[–]ab316_1punchdCowboy Shit Supremacy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me too, man, me too.

[–]T3DeliciouzSub to Wrestle-Universe.com MF 43 points44 points  (0 children)

fatherless people were the ones disappointed it was Christian.

[–]stenebraluxCaptain Continuously Charismatic 51 points52 points  (1 child)

TK really got the last laugh with that one.

Not only Christian has been stellar in everything he did.. from his work as a face, getting Jungle and Lucha ready and getting them over, having basically only great matches.. to his all time heel run... but to top it off he basically was essential in securing Edge for AWE.

[–]UncreativeTeamSay something stupid! 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Mox is #1 always and forever just for how many times he's bailed Tony out.

[–]GrumpyAntelope 54 points55 points  (1 child)

I was disappointed and I was so, so very wrong.

[–]_Quendra_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me as well. I only became a wrestling fan around 2016 so I was unfamiliar with his game

[–]Shenanigans80h 22 points23 points  (1 child)

People hadn’t seen what Christian was truly capable in so long that they forgot what a talent he is. Dude is among the most underrated all time

[–]Don_Quixote81Malaysian Slaves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I honestly think he's one of the best wrestlers of his generation. Everything is done so well, from promos to character work to the matches themselves. He makes his opponents look great while making himself look great.

If you want a showcase match out of any wrestler, put them in the ring with Christian.

[–]Beezy812 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's the best heel in pro wrestling right now. Im glad he told Adam to GFY because I'm not ready for this dead dad hating reign to end.

[–]500DaysofNight 39 points40 points  (7 children)

That was because for some reason, people were dead certain that it was Punk. And when their fantasy booking didn't come true, they were disappointed. That seems to be the reason why a lot of moments are looked down on because fantasy booking ruined it.

[–]nVmE_123 55 points56 points  (3 children)

People convicted themselves it was Brock fucking Lesnar lol

[–]Happens24 18 points19 points  (2 children)

They went to jail? Bastards.

[–]mikro17 36 points37 points  (1 child)

AEW promised a HoF level talent and they delivered a pretty above-average HoF talent, who then has been spectacular since.

Yeah, it wasn't Cena/Rock/Lesnar (actual names people here convinced themselves it was going to be lol), but it's not like Christian was some random old dude nobody had heard of or was someone regularly used as the butt of "they let anyone into the WWE HoF jokes (pick your own example)," he's someone basically everyone has always agreed was awesome and knows he had a solid career (and his AEW run might be the best run of his entire career).

[–]Fidel_CostcoFashion Icon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Been solid in the ring too, but this run is an epic heel run

[–]Then-Shop5854 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I saw his TNA run I knew he was great but I was expecting sort of a midcard run and not "main eventing multiple PPVs" run. He's somehow doing his best ever work.

[–]Obsessionofvanity 391 points392 points  (6 children)

Absolute fucking goosebumps when those guys were in there together. I hope Christian gets the win to solidify that he isn't the second rate partner. And I have no doubts that Adam would love to put him over.

[–]dont-YOLO-ragequit 108 points109 points  (0 children)

A reverse " ONE MORE MATCH".

[–]KyleSJohnsonTranquilo. Assen na yo. 140 points141 points  (12 children)

Top 10 Menaces in Professional Wrestling

  1. Christian Cage
  2. Christian Cage
  3. Christian Cage
  4. Christian Cage
  5. Christian Cage
  6. Christian Cage
  7. Christian Cage
  8. Christian Cage
  9. Christian Cage
  10. Christian Cage

[–]mtwoodside 17 points18 points  (10 children)

Who’s 11?

[–]jollyrogerbumps 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Christian Cage

[–]kporter4692 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Dylon.

[–]joecamnetRedeem Deez Nuts! 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He spit hot fire

[–]curbside_profit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re too close, mon!

[–]Grande_Desporado 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Armbar

[–]KyleSJohnsonTranquilo. Assen na yo. 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uncle Jay

[–]TheFellaWithTheHead 265 points266 points  (7 children)

Christian just encouraging him to have a live sex celebration by himself, they’re still best buds. They’re still teaming…right…please

[–]Punchpplay 22 points23 points  (1 child)

It's the only sex celebration that is possible since Beth can not crossover to AEW, yet.

[–]GetEquippedScooby Dooby Doo! 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Matt Hardy is still under contract.

Decades of pent up sexual tension!!

[–]Cleavenleave 58 points59 points  (2 children)

From Lita to himself

I'd call that a downgrade

[–]ab316_1punchdCowboy Shit Supremacy 39 points40 points  (1 child)

I do want to see Sexton's Hard Castle, though.

[–]JerseyCitySaint 12 points13 points  (0 children)

AEW: Fuck Forever

[–]FJDOHHH YEAH! 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Christian Cage has been amazing in AEW day 1 now go fuck yourselves

[–]DrClawsChair 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I read that in the Sheik's voice

[–]hikingbeginnerI miss MMM 103 points104 points  (3 children)

I haven't even seen the segment yet but I love this out of context clip 😂

Edge's face xD

[–]fearthemonstar 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"I'm not in WWE anymore..."

[–]Lunatic_PianistPlease make my Flair Dean Ambrose, Thank you. 286 points287 points  (49 children)

Best heel In AEW by far, Christian may have an argument for best heel in the business today.

[–]Kerda 149 points150 points  (10 children)

He’s the last true heel. Absolute piece of shit, utter scumbag of a human being, incredible wrestler but too cowardly and underhanded to ever fight fair. He makes babyfaces sympathetic and knows how to keep them looking strong even in defeat.

It really is crazy that dude is close to 50 and having what may end up being his career-defining run.

[–]LikeABreath 69 points70 points  (1 child)

I was wondering why he didn't hit the Killswitch to beat Darby since he was already doubled over, but then I realized that throwing Darby out of the ring to pin his own guy is a scummier move and doesn't give himself a chance to hit a cool offensive move. That's where Christian is a tier above other heels like Jericho and MJF - they will want to entertain and get the crowd to cheer for them whether to get a pop or for their own validation. Christian will actively try to prevent that from ever happening and make you feel dumb for believing he's redeemable.

[–]ViceDeityPain is temporary, pride is forever. 52 points53 points  (3 children)

You know how people say the best heels are people that are right but act like an asshole? Christian is someone who's wrong and acts like the worst person on the planet.

[–]kaggzz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think he was right last night and it makes it all even worse.

In WWE, Edge was always the star over Christian. But Christian always had the bigger star outside of the WWE. Now Adam Copeland, a man whose shadow Christian Cage had to suffer under when he should have been making all the money he'd need for life, shows up at the new company and tells Christian Cage to get back in the shadows of the sooooouuuuuuuperstarrr and you expect him to just say ok?

Christian Cage is an asshole and a creep collecting orphans like he's going to fight the Penguin for control of Gotham, but he's worked hard to get a place all his own. I get him telling Adam to kindly fuck off.

Even his reply shows how ignorant Adam is of his "friends" career. Christian has worked with Sting in TNA, he's not a walking legend he's a coworker. To Adam, he was saving his childhood hero, to Christian, it was a Sunday... until his one time best friend upstaged him yet again.

[–]ab316_1punchdCowboy Shit Supremacy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That is the separation between "cool heels" and truly based heels. He's literally a walking personification of an internet troll who's actually successful enough to make himself appear legit and irredeemable enough to never allow any positive reaction for anything he does.

Cool heels are just an alignment switch away from being cool faces.

[–]YpsitheFlintsiderA woman's left. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best heels have zero redeeming qualities as a character

[–]android151 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You say that but Don Callis is never not going to be a slimy carny piece of shit

[–]RicoGemini 88 points89 points  (25 children)

Easily the best heel in the business and nobody is relatively close

[–]Mac_094Hatless Cowboy 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Excuse me this is Don Callis erasure

[–]RicoGemini 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don Callis is my 2nd but Christian on the mic just makes him far ahead of everyone. Dude said 3 works and made every AEW fan go OMG. thats talent

[–]CappyNaps 22 points23 points  (10 children)

God damnit I wish full-power RUSH was a viable thing for weekly US television. At least full-power Jay White almost is.

[–]mikro17 65 points66 points  (9 children)

Eh, even going back to New Japan, I think Jay White does too much fun whacky bullshit (like the To-Jay Show) to ever be truly contemptible like Christian is right now. Christian basically has zero redeeming features of any sort right now and is just purely a garbage person.

Like Jay White is a conniving villain, but Christian's literal gimmick right now is harassing people over the shoot death of their father while hitting on their widowed mother WHILE WEARING A TURTLENECK.

[–]KebNesI have beat Daniel Bryan twice 27 points28 points  (2 children)

A tactical turtleneck

[–]CappyNaps 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Christian has Jay beat on promos, no doubt. Jay's in-ring heel routine is his real draw. I have never seen anyone cheer him during a hot nearfall stretch. He stooges, sells, works heat and cheapshots along with his workrate-y-er stuff at a level that I don't know if anyone else can touch.

[–]mikro17 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Oh in ring he's great and definitely wrestles like a prick, but his backstage/general Bullet Club shenanigans have always had him more of a heel leaning tweener to me personally.

It's the whole Jay White Bullet Club vs. House of Torture, dicks versus assholes debate. Jay and his guys were unquestionably dicks, they were awful people but in a generally fun way. Their shenanigans were always whacky and hilarious, guys like Kenta and ELP, etc. Evil and his guys are assholes though, they just suck and are irredeemable cheating scum.

Which, paradoxically, means that Dick (Togo) is not a dick at all. Paradoxically, in actual fact, Dick is an asshole.

[–]Smarkysmarkwahlberg 33 points34 points  (0 children)

With MJF as a face, and Roman MIA, I think Christian may have taken the mantle.

Callis and Swerve are right there though.

[–]NerdLawyer55In-House of Black Legal Counsel 29 points30 points  (1 child)

With that Poop, poop mouth

[–]mojo72400 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Garth, if I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?

[–]YASHA91 37 points38 points  (2 children)

It was censored on TBS, and I laughed because it sounded like Christian said cope.

[–]handsomezack13 29 points30 points  (1 child)

"Cope" would've been so fucking funny for several different reasons

[–]DrClawsChair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Mald, even"

[–]itsmekelsey_x 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Chuck Taylor punching the air right now as we speak over the fact that he still hasn’t been allowed to curse on TV.

[–]risebac 86 points87 points  (2 children)

It's already worth AEW bringing Adam in. That was amazing!

[–]BauermeisterArms Too Short to Box With God 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Cope and seethe, Adam. You’ll never be on the level of a real champion like my real father Christian Cage.

[–]Heel_Paul 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dad never came back from getting milk Christian Cage is my dad now.

[–]Madrox-Knox 23 points24 points  (15 children)

Was this uncensored? I was watching on TSN in Canada and didn't hear it

[–]Docjackal[S] 61 points62 points  (6 children)

All anyone heard on TBS was "Go."

[–]OneBillPhil 27 points28 points  (5 children)

I’ve listened to enough Monday Morning Podcast episodes to know what was said even with a censor.

[–]thedrizzle126not a nugget 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Old billy blue balls ova heeah

[–]JeremyTSchmidt 8 points9 points  (3 children)

"You won't miss a second of the action as we turn to picture in picture to hear a word from our sponsors"

"Me undies, me undies, no more sweaty balls badoop boop"

[–]ViciousPrism423-GET-FAME 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fite TV has it uncensored

[–]sammywii 21 points22 points  (1 child)

swear jar...

[–]Wynter_Warm12 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Christian is so godly. Should have known we were in for a GOAT run when he pulled out the turtleneck.

[–]mikro17 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Legit the sleeveless turtleneck wrestling gear is the moment things went from good to ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE. The Jungleboy feud was really good, but that PPV blowoff match was fantastic and since Christian has returned from the presumed depths of hell, he's just been on a completely different level.

[–]KebNesI have beat Daniel Bryan twice 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He got a couple tips while down there and came back.

MJF is all like the great trick the devil yadda yadda yadda something doesn’t exist.

And Christian is all hey, I’m right here.

[–]ftblSR 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I mean that was still pretty tame in comparison to the stuff they said to each other on their podcast

[–]pxmonkeeIt's all butts from here. 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I miss their podcast, and hope that when this storyline is over they start it back up since they're no longer in the E.

[–]Key-Ad-5068 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I can see him in Gorilla with Tony:

Jay, why are you smiling. Seriously, Jay, Jay!?

Sigh, someone get production on the phone.

[–]MAKE-YOU-HUMBLE 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to add the Jamaican air horns to this.

[–]recapdrake"AUGH MY HOLE!!" 16 points17 points  (0 children)

L + Cope + Seethe + Mock-mock + Your dad’s dead

[–]SpookyTrans 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Fucking iconic that Adam gave this long passionate speech about his daughter and growing up with Christian and wanting to end his career as a tag team just for Christian to respond with that. One of the funniest things I’ve seen in wrestling.

[–]kayfabemebrother 16 points17 points  (0 children)

it's like those memes of 4.75 star edge cutting this long winded promo and Christian achieves 5 stars with the bare minimum

[–]blachippy 13 points14 points  (3 children)

My Wishlist For AEW:

Swerve for AEW Champion

Christian staying TNT Champ forever!! This Christian reminds me of TNA Christian. I love it.

[–]INeedABetterNameNow 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Hear me out: Christian as a double champ with TNT and AEW Champion.

[–]MetandienonaWhat even is a gredunzel? 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"The TNAEW Champion"

[–]AcrobaticSource3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can Adam Copeland have a “Live Sex celebration” to fuck himself?

[–]IniMiney 10 points11 points  (0 children)

loved Edge carrying over WWE kayfabe with this segment by basically referencing how Judgement Day played out for him

ALSO YESSS, ACTUAL RATED R SUPERSTAR ACTION

[–]kb1117 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Three words and it’s probably the most memorable segment of the night. Christian is a god.

[–]Fernsjjf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing

[–]Mr_Stowne 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You can tell they're in Stockton..

[–]Aggressively_pooping 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Danhausen backstage:

[–]XenowrathJoin Us 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Beautiful.

[–]Dtrout95 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Grandma Edna would not be happy with that language.

[–]TheCay04 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Give me young bucks vs old fucks.

[–]arghdesignerreal fang mcfrost 30 points31 points  (0 children)

God these two in a feud in AEW... this is going to be CINEMA.

[–]shishiodunKingslayer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tony just letting him go full TNA Christian is the best thing to happen to AEW

[–]GamerFluffyRespect the damn hawk! 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next week,

“Ya know, Adam. I know you never met your father…”

[–]Subrick69 ME, DON! 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Chuck Taylor is steaming somewhere right now.

[–]TheShape108 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I feel like everyone, regardless of company, is just so happy Christian is getting to do this run, he was this good in TNA but no one saw it and I think we're only going to look back on this as an absolute highlight of AEW. It seems like the more organic approach to characters that AEW takes doesn't work for everyone but goddamn is it working for him.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Edge puts him over clean to start the feud.

[–]smuvmoney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just when I think Christian Cage cannot outdo himself as a heel, he goes and pulls this - *chef's kiss*. The fact that they are best friends outside the ring will hopefully lead to an epic angle/storyline. I cannot wait to see where this goes next.

[–]JonathonV2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn that was pretty harsh, Birdman

[–]18AndresS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope he’s never a face again, he’s just so much better as a villain. When he teams up with edge they should be heels too.

[–]On-OnYo Yo Listen Yo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck me yourself you coward!

[–]UrbaneBoffin 4 points5 points  (3 children)

If they are supposed to be brothers, then shouldn't Adam Copeland have come into AEW as Adam Cage?

[–]WhoShotMrBurnsEat. Sleep. Reddit. Repeat. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is an absolutely legendary clip

[–]broken_radioVince's Protein Farts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ow my freakin’ ears!

[–]SoCalWhatever[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funniest goddamned thing I've seen in pro wrestling in a long time. What an amazing heel Christian is.

[–]biggjimmy81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You gotta ask, why would Christian team with edge when Christian has basically been beefing with edge since Christian was last in wwe years ago, and that was legit edge overshadowing Christian at every turn. This is a built in rivalry that should continue, with Christian being mad that edge came to aew to once again, take his shine! The promos will hit hard, that will be must see t.v if they book it right

[–]RedJohnDC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude is in the true definition of God Mode. Literally obliterated Edge with just 3 words and a stoic facial expression.

[–]Neil-With-It 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve watched this 90 times.

[–]Valliac0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Long-winded promos? Full heel monologues?

Nope. 3 words.

Best heel shit in the game.

[–]Cautionwhatis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are so back

[–]brown_gentleman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adam clearly displaying fatherless behavior.

[–]Fekhir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"nice argument, unfortunately your father..."

[–]natguy2016You Don't Need a Hat to Be a Cowboy. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew that Cage would turn down Copeland, but DAMN! Copeland's whole story and setup was great, then Cage so coldly drops the bomb.

S-tier and a perfect ending visual because always leave the fans wanting more.