I visit Seattle for work on an irregular basis and was finishing up a week long trip this past Monday. I have a late flight out on Tuesday so, I decided to go out and see what the night life is like on a Monday night. I did a search on yelp and Moe's looked promising so that's where I went. I ended up sitting next to two pretty ladies at the bar. I noticed that some guys kept talking to them and it was pretty clear that the ladies were not interested. So after the third time they turned down drinks and dancing from those guys, I chatted them up and we hit it off. For the rest of the night, these turds keep coming around to try to hit on the ladies again and even got to the point where they would wedge themselves between me and the ladies to try cock blocking even some more. I never say a word to these guys, just let the ladies blow them off again and again. I pay my tab and the ladies want to go elsewhere so we step of out of Moe's and they smell the hotdog stand and decide they want to grab a bite.

They get their food and we move over to a bench near Moe's and guess who comes creeping up again. They get a little to aggressive, so after about the third time the ladies ask them to leave them alone. I finally spoke up and just told them that was enough and it's clear that they aren't interested so leave us alone. Next thing I know the guy slaps me and I slap him back. Four guys are jumping on me throwing punches. I have a completely torn lcl on my right leg and one of the guys is throwing kicks right onto it. So I get the hell out of there and my glasses are knocked off.

At this point I'm just enraged by the whole situation and then one of the turds punches me again so I just focused on him trying to draw him in so I can get a hold of him to grapple with him. He gets close and I try to shoot a double leg take down, but I use my right leg as the lead leg when I shoot take downs and my knee just completely gives out on me. So the turd punches me one more time and I hear someone tell me they've called the cops. I can't tell what is happening since I'm blind without my glasses. I see flashing lights and it's the police.

The police ask me what's going on and I start to explain and then one of the turd's friends shows up saying that I attacked them and they want to press charges. So one cop is just standing there trying to listen and the other is treating me like I'm the perp. I start explaining what happened and the other guy is saying that I was hating on them the whole time in the club and just attacked all of them. For whatever reason the cops seem to believe the other guy and then I see some guy running around the corner and comes up to us and says he couldn't find the guys that attacked me. He says the other guy is lying and that I was just protecting myself. The cops attitudes just completely change and ask me what I want to do. I tell them that if they can find them I want to press charges. Out of the blue the cop tells me the guy helping me out is Phoenix Jones. So, I'm like who? and then I remember reading about him on reddit!

They walk me back to the bench so I can try to find my glasses. Someone placed them on the bench and surprisingly the ladies are still there. They tell the cops I was just protecting them and I wasn't doing anything wrong. So, we all pile in the car and head home. So a HUGE THANK YOU to Phoenix Jones! And a huge FUCK YOU to the group of douche bags that attacked me.

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