Paige DeSorbo

Paige Desorbo is hilarious! When I’m in a funky mood, I know I can watch Summer House and/or Southern Charm for a good laugh anytime she’s on. I also love how she keeps Craig in line. They’re so cute together. Just watched her tell Craig he looks “disheveled like a stressed out accountant” while getting ready for a dinner date. Then saying “act like you’ve been somewhere before” when he was going to bring his own drink into the dinner thing at Madison’s. It made me think of all the funny things she’s said over the years. What’s your favorite Paige moments aka “Paige-isms”?

I think she’s the cutest thing but I thought she had a lot more potential for stardom than I do now. She’s like the laziest influencer ever so she clearly doesn’t care, prob not even trying to be one. Maybe I like that? But I saw her being like Maria Menounos at some point in her future, then she got together with Craig. I’ve heard chatter about a spin-off of her and Craig, her bf from southern charm. But I kind of think they need a supporting cast. They’re surprisingly basic, or maybe strategic about public image.

I’m so conflicted haha like are they being clever and elusive or are they really just basic dumb humans

- Scheana said Paige is the "Scheana of Summer House" LOL this made me cringe. Paige was like ya totally

- Scheana made her co-host ask all of the questions for the games so she could answer along w Paige (lol oh Scheana)

- Paige is single, but still thinks Jordan and Carl are great guys

- Scheana made out with Shep (Southern Charm) *PUKE* after he was on her podcast

- Paige watched Summer House before, and became friends with Amanda and then was brought into the show

- Scheana said she would be on WWHL for the VPR Finale

- Scheana wants a Summer House/VPR crossover where she can be "Single and Fun Scheana"

- Scheana frequently said she and Paige are the same person... mmmkay...

- Paige does not work out, but eats in moderation. If she does work out, she does Pilates, but she "really does not" work out.

- Paige shops at Zara, H&M, ASOS, Forever 21, and gets jeans from Topshop

Some snark: Scheana has this special ability to make podcast interviews about herself- the only other person I've seen be so talented at this is Heather McDonald

If I didn’t know any better, you’d think these two have been dating for a decade and are in their forty’s! They’ve only been together 2-3 years!

AND The pressure started at LEAST a year ago (that’s being generous, it has been happening since before Summer 2023 filming and early 2021 SC filming)

While it’s definitely NOT a “new” relationship, it’s certainly not one of those situations where people could question “why haven’t they gotten engaged yet?!?”. We all know those couples.

NEXT- Paige is 31? 32? Years old!!! MANY WOMEN ESPECIALLY IN THE USA… and esp NYC ARE UNMARRIED AT HER AGE. I would even bet that many of her friends are single, newly married, or engaged ! She isn’t about to hit menopause any time too. Craig is young too!!

I DO NOT GET IT!!

i have a lot of feelings about paige and craig, and why she is expected to do more in the relationship we are seeing play out on Summer House & Southern Charm. Craig has ONE STOREFRONT in the entire state of south carolina ONE ?! he can’t contribute or commute to his business in a timely manner? the flight is less than 2 hours if you really think about it. Him moving could lead to other pillow opportunities and lines like sewing up north or sewing midwest. Like think about EXPANSION!!! On the last season of southern charm austen and shep kept using the excuse of paige’s absence as her not wanting to get to know them, as if she hadn’t met them on winter house where austen played mind games with ciara. SHE KNOWS YOU AUSTEN AND YOU SUCK!!! Oh she should let craig pay for her apartment bc that’s what your boyfriend does?! she opened up and said because of a situation where a man controlled money over her she wouldn’t allow it to happen again. and I personally understand her, what if she and craig get in a fight and she asks him to leave and he refuses because he pays X amount of money for said place. Paige is giving all she needs to give and if craig can’t compromise than i don’t believe she should either.

… is exactly why men get trained to never show emotion and just let it build up into outbursts, become incapable of acknowledging emotions in their partner, or perpetuate some version of toxic masculinity.

It’s clear she doesn’t like him or see a future, which is fine. But, her trolling him in front of her friends for being upset/crying was horrible. When she’s asking a future partner 10 years from now, “Why do you never acknowledge how I’m feeling? Why don’t you ever talk to me or say anything?” she should rewatch these clips and see how she trains her partner to be emotionally numb.

I know Craig isn’t a perfect human being either and doesn’t need defending. I just wonder how much better the men in our life could be if we met their emotions with curiosity and support versus ridicule.

I think people are taking Paige saying that Craig is her friend the wrong way. She literally said Craig is my friend and my best friend in that clip for tonight episode and people in the comment like oh my gosh that’s so terrible. Oh my gosh she doesn’t love him. Oh my gosh she doesn’t want him like that. Where did you get your information to say that you can’t be best friends with your SO like are y’all’s relationships that bad that you don’t like your SO and don’t feel like they can be your best friend…. you don’t think your significant other is your friend… like that’s weird. I just don’t understand it’s really normal for your SO to be your friend or one of your best friends and that’s essentially what Paige said, and people are taking it all sorts of ways, but not the way it should be taken. It’s so annoying honestly🙄🙄

Disclaimer: her delivery sucked and it's very much a case of kinda right message, wrong messenger.

Relationships are about compromise and honesty and I don't think she is being honest with him or herself about what they want and when they want it.

Craig has said for years that he sees marriage and children in his future and wants it by 40 (he is what 36, 37?) and to raise them in Charleston. At every step, Paige drags her feet or is unsure. Marriage and children are big steps! I can totally understand her fears and worries and wanting to enjoy her life as it is now. Totally with you there, babe. If he knows he wants these things and his partner doesn't/is unsure, does talking about it a lot cause stress or issues?

This is basic stuff here. She boo hoo'd at the thought of leaving NYC (again, I get it NYC>>>Charleston). If you know you don't want to move to where he wants to move and are unsure about the timeline for marriage/kids, maybe it's time to pump the breaks before they end up in a gender swapped version of Kyle and Amanda.

If Craig is saying now that if we aren't married with kids in 2/3 years or he'll start to get resentful and she's still unsure now, idk somebody needs to call it.

After watching the this season of SH and WH. Paige is checked out of her relationship. She doesn’t like him, his behavior, his presence, and would rather stay in NY and eat bonbons. Not hating on Paige I think Craig is a energy vampire. Just saying Paige needs to address this and move the fuck on! I just see wasted time!

consistent with how they both talk about each other of camera.

But in last night's episode when Craig was saying that if he has to start over at 40 he would be resentful of paige bc he "knew it in his gut" that was a pretty telling thing to say. That felt so real.