This is a list of nicknames and phrases often used on this sub. This list will be updated as I think of things.
Baby Schlomo: Aaron Goldhammer's daughter, Stella.
Band: Intentional misspelling of the word "banned." The first time it was spelled like that was not intentional, but members thought it was funny, so it became part of our lingo.
Banana Slug: Eric Williams
BBMF! : Bring Back Matt Fontana!
Bee Jizz: Joebees. Sometimes bee semen, wasp semen, and often simply "the product." Rizzo once aggressively yelled at his radio audience to "try the damn product already" during a live testimonial.
Befferd (also Beffert): How Emmett says "Bedford."
Big Al: Aaron's pleasantly plump wife Allison.
BoLme : Mike Bohm
BoLth: How Matt Fontana says "both."
Brian: Bridget Linton. Because her somewhat masculine voice has prompted members to question her gender.
BTM: Big Time Mod. Originally TravisF50
Bull garbage: Something Matt Fontana says.
Caillou : KevAn Arnold
Chaz: Mike Rizzo. Because of his effeminate appearance.
Ching chong bing bong: Rizzo's racist imitation of how Chinese people talk.
Climaxxx: Jordan Klimack
Clink clank clunk: Onomatopoeia for empty jugs of Carlo Rossi wine clinking together. It is theorized that Rizzo empties multiple jugs per night. This theory is based on Italian stereotypes and the belief that Rizzo is a functioning alcoholic.
Coacher: How J'rod says "culture."
Cocaine Bear: Andre Knott.
Combo: Matt Fontana says combo when he means "combine"
Dijon: Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson.
Disbarge: intentional misspelling of "disparage."
DOLT: Clever rearrangement of TLOD (The Land on Demand)
Dong Pic Dusty: Dustin Fox. Also Dick Pic Dusty and Dusty DMs.
Dying Robot: Jordan Klimack
Easy E: Eric williams
Erin: Aaron Goldhammer.
Fale: Dale Davison/Whitten
Fatt (Montana): Matt Fontana
Fishins Amberlamps: How Matt Fontana said "Physicians Ambulance"
Fishmang: Matt Fishman (former PD)
Gerard: J'rod Cherry. Because people often mispronounce his name.
Giddit: How Matt Fontana says "get it."
Git: How Matt says "get."
Goal Kart Credit: Go Car Credit (I think?) A fly-by-night used car lot that was once a sponsor on wknr. Members spell/say it this way to mock Matt Fontana, who used to do their testimonials.
Goldshower: Aaron Goldhammer
Gremlin: Aaron Goldhammer. Because he is ugly... like a gremlin.
Gumz: Craig Karmazin. Because of his pronounced gums
Hawt: 1. Erin used to ask Rizzo (the old man in the room) about female celebrities who passed away if they were hot. He did it in an extremely creepy-sounding voice. Like "Was she hawt?" 2 Many members have started spelling words that have a short o sound in them with "aw" as a way to mock Chris "Nutsack" Oldach and his thick, yinzer accent.
Herb: Danny Cunningham. He once pronounced the word herb (pronounced "urb") with a hard H in a Little Caesars commercial.
-hFt: how Fatt talks. This was invented by
Ian A. Chase Hardware: How Matt Fontana says "E&H Ace Hardware"
J10: Shortened from "jealous 10." WKNR used to refer to us as "ten jealous haters." (Sometimes ten jealous bastards)
Jawsh: Josh Bookman, the Son in Bookman & Son Fine Jewelry
Jumpin up and down and shit: Ambiguously, racist phrase originally used on this sub to describe Rxxtar, Emmett's eldest son, performing his rap routine. The phrase has been expanded to describe any scenario in which somebody is acting a fool.
Kaaron: Aaron Goldhammer. (Sometimes "FuckFaceKaaron: Kaaron")
KGB: Clever rearrangement of GKB (Good Karma Brands)
KMR: "Killer" Mike Rizzo
Kyna: How Matt Fontana says " kind of."
LAM: Look at me.
LAM/DLAM: Look at me. Don't look at me
Little Tina: Rizzo's Amish cleaning girl. "She's so cute!"
Lizard: Tony Rizzo
Made man: Tony Rizzo. He referred to himself as such that day.He was randomly irrationally angry that Joe Thomas was entering the world of media.
Mangled dick nose: Aaron Goldhammer. Because.... self explanatory. (Also mangled penis nose)
Mutt: Emmett Golden. Sometimes "Mutt, the gut."
No cap: Something Rizzo has added to tweets for reasons known only to him.
Nutsack: Chris Oldach. aka Paw
Octopus Head : Karon Crowley
Paw: Chris Oldach. aka Nutsack
PawLESS: Nick Paulus. This refers to Paulus eventually losing a foot to diabeatus because of his morbid obesity.
Pizza: Tony Rizzo. This one goes back to the introduction of TLOD, he signed his name, and somebody commented that the o in "Rizzo" looked like an a.
PPP: Mike Rizzo. (Personal Pan Pizza)
Retard: (also "retarded") It is generally considered offensive anf politically incorrect to use this word in everyday conversation, but Rizzo has used it on his radio show multiple times. Thus, members of this sub started using it in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way to mock Rizzo.
Rick-roll(ed): Rizzol has used this incorrectly many times, so now we use it incorrectly (ntentionally) to mock Rizzo.
Rizzy Special: domestic violence against a spouse. Usually against a female, but not necessarily.
Rxxtar: Emmett Golden's eldest son, the rapper
Sanding the banister: A euphemism for performing a hand job, either on oneself or another person.
Scammer: Aaron Goldhammer. Another appropriate nickname.
Sissy: Aaron Goldhammer. Because he is a sissy.
Skippy: Browns "reporter" Tony Grossi. There is a long-running joke of unknown origin that describes Grossi spreading peanut butter on his privates and allowing his dogs to lick it off.
Snacks: Nick Paulus. I believe this one started as a typo, but it was so perfect.You know, because he's fat and eats a lot of snacks.
Sniff: (often spelled with additional f's, like sniffff!) The odd physical reaction a coked up lizard (Rizzo) exhibits to follow a spew of obvious bullshit boasting about himself, but now used by any of us to follow a simple comment about perhaps a nice restaurant or vacation, or winning a bet.
Terry: Tony Rizzo. (Also "Terry Pizza")
Toast: Emmett Golden's youngest son, the HS football DB who often gets toasted by superior athletes.
Tready: How Rizzo says :treadmill" (also "t-mill")
Wayne: Emmett Golden. Wayne is shortened from Dwayne, Emmett's actual first name.
Welfare Dale: Dale Davison/Whitten
Whappp: To hit, punch, slap or otherwise strike another person with intent to hurt him/her.
Wifebeater: Tony Rizzo. In 2013 Rizzo's 2nd wife Catherine locked herself in their bathroom and called 911 to teport her "very irate" husband for choking her and hitting her face. Rizzo was arrested and spent the weekend in jail. He eventually pleaded no-contest to a reduced charge of persistent disorderly conduct. A fourth-degree misdemeanor, which required no additional jail time. Rizzo is sensitive about this and refuses to properly address it on-the-air. A few callers have referenced it, and Rizzo denies, lies, and ignores the subject. This sensitivity has led to the cessation of live phone calls on the show.
