She wants to know the name of my first pet, my mom's maiden name, and where I was born.
It's called a conversation. Ladies, take note.
A man was in a bar all day and had to use the bathroom.
He was in there for a while, yelling every now and then, so the barmaid reluctantly went to check on him.
"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the other customers."
"Every time I try to flush the toilet, something keeps biting my balls!"
"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."
When my boss came into the IT department and saw me using two keyboards at once, he said "Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once".
"Hey!" I said. "That's stereotyping.”