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[–]simsian 2002 points2003 points  (64 children)

I never knew my grandmother's curtains would make such a nice dress.

[–]Nekromos 282 points283 points  (27 children)

To be fair - it's Natalie Portman. You could probably throw a hessian sack at her and she'd make it look amazing.

[–]namja23 158 points159 points  (17 children)

She could be wearing nothing and still look amazing.

[–]TrollinTrolls 68 points69 points  (7 children)

Can confirm, have seen Hotel Chevalier.

[–]GenkiElite 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Brb

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's been an hour?! You're either really bad at what you were doing, or really good...

[–]philmcracken27 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Hope to be able to co-confirm in the near future.

[–]thatbrownkid19 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Co-confirmer here: don't expect too much but it's still worth a watch.

[–]gweran 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Have seen, was distracted by all of the bruises.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"Natalie Portman, modeling Injures du Femme #4 for Dior."

[–]WhoaItsCody 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s a fact.

[–]CompZombie 489 points490 points  (10 children)

[–]tamsui_tosspot 320 points321 points  (4 children)

"I saw it in the window and just couldn't resist."

[–]Voratus 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Man I loved the Carol Burnett show. I think the best thing was that they were always cracking each other up, so us regular mortals had no chance of not laughing.

[–]emu4you 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That was one of my favorite parts, when they made each other laugh and could barely get through the rest of the skit!

[–]Dank-of-ENGLAND 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good thing the chair is wearing it.

[–]Hagenaar 54 points55 points  (3 children)

I never knew you could just lean against some fabric and it could be called a dress.

[–]alanv73 37 points38 points  (2 children)

She looks more like she is 'sitting amidst' the dress, rather than wearing it.

[–]Banzai51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will the real Natalie Portman please stand up.

[–]LoudMusic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ooh la la, your grandma used an area rug as curtains isn't she fancy.

[–]BrodeurBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those would be some EXPENSIVE curtains....

[–]thebendavis 1566 points1567 points  (41 children)

This is a photograph of an attractive female.

[–]Sad_Bunnie 592 points593 points  (17 children)

yes fellow human. It is indeed an attractive woman. Commence oggling scenario 102.3

[–]APater6076 119 points120 points  (13 children)

[–]Human_Robot 52 points53 points  (11 children)

This sub confuses me

[–]Kevin_IRL 64 points65 points  (5 children)

YOU MUST BE A ROBOT.

[–]stickyfingers10 24 points25 points  (4 children)

No robot no robot. You're the robot.

[–]stinktownn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

PLEASE DO NOT SHOUT AT ME CONFUSED HUMAN

[–]Cru_Jones86 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Laughter.wav

[–]Qwikskoupa69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

AH, CLEARLY YOU ARE A ROBOT

[–]Ravagore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

run_confusion_subroutine.exe

[–]samwood1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?

[–]ThisIsNotKimJongUn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

WHY ARE YOU YELLING HUMAN UNIT

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (3 children)

...for a BRAND! This is an advertisement. Why is this shit sitting at +10.7k?

[–]The_True_Equalist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Cause she’s hot af

[–]Whimofsteel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because all the old folks are reliving Carol Burnett jokes (I should know)

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So...front page?

[–]thick_curtains 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Lightsaber activated

[–]Jetsurge 1155 points1156 points  (24 children)

So soft and smooth unlike sand which is coarse, rough, irritating and gets everywhere.

[–]Jaruxius 99 points100 points  (13 children)

[–]ThePrequelMemesBot 77 points78 points  (8 children)

Is where the fun begins!

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (7 children)

It's treason then.

[–]IamAJediMaster 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Will you clean my servo motors later then?

[–]joeshmo140 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugh... have an upvote

[–]e8odie 187 points188 points  (17 children)

That dress is giving me good Annihilation vibes.

[–]ronaldraygun91 62 points63 points  (10 children)

wuub wuub wub...

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Man the music in those final moments was fantastic.

[–]wighty 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Definitely one of the highlights. I'm actually holding off on watching the Blu Ray until I update my sound system. I got my oled 65" ready but my speakers and receiver are sorely lacking.

[–]TurbulentFlow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched it one night when my wife was gone and had the volume cranked...probably one of the best movies to watch that way, just make sure your subs can handle it.

[–]lagnarok 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That music actually has a name: The Mark - Interlude by Moderat

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's only one part of the music though if I'm not mistaken, there are other sounds that you hear in the movie at that moment that aren't part of the song.

That's what I'm talking about.

[–]papadoc55 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The lighthouse features some of my absolute favorite filmmaking... very odd, and very beautiful attempt to explain some seriously abstract ideas. While I enjoyed the series of books (The Southern Reach) for going farther... I truly appreciate the story Alex Garland told.

[–]BoxerBrunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah because of the weird "flowers" on it?

[–]tofur99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That movie was a trip

[–]kenzo0322 280 points281 points  (31 children)

Everytime I see Portman, I’m always reminded of her rapping in SNL 1 2

[–]butnmshr 150 points151 points  (9 children)

WHAT YOU WANT NATALIE? TO DRINK AND FIGHT

WHAT YOU NEED NATALIE? TO FUCK ALL NIGHT

[–]topgamer7 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Why is this unavailable in Canada!! :(

Edit: for those outside of the US https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhaodv

[–]AvrupaFatihi 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is that Andy Samberg?

[–]52ndstreet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup. It’s his group Lonely Island. You can look at their YouTube channel to see their work.

Also, go watch Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. A great mockumentary from the Lonely Island guys.

[–]youdubdub 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Her first rap was partially inspired by the artistry of a certain Mr. Eazy Eric. Particularly the

And all you bitches, you know I'm talkin' to you
"We want to fuck you, Eazy, " I want to fuck you too

stanzas from his early 1980's thinkpiece, "Gangsta Gangsta." It's not about a salary, it's all about reality.

[–]coverslide 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Apparently lots of women indeed wanted to fuck him. He had 7 children with 5 different women. Then he died from AIDS.

[–]unholycowgod 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That. Was. Amazing.

[–]snootymcdootyface 28 points29 points  (0 children)

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PREQUELS BITCH!

[–]eyeoutthere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, you can't mention Portman without someone posting these. So, that may have something to do with it.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Say somethin bout the mother fuckin prequels bitch!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing

[–]Johno69R 620 points621 points  (204 children)

How is she still so gorgeous? I remember oogling her at the cinemas in when I was in high school. It was a scene where she’s playing as Padme when she fights in an Arena in one of the Star Wars films. I swear that was in 2001

[–]humpthedog 564 points565 points  (67 children)

She’s only 37

[–]LePoopsmith 387 points388 points  (42 children)

She's 37 she's not old

[–]bubbav22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

37 is the new 29

[–]karnyboy 21 points22 points  (11 children)

I'm 38 and I feel old and wrinkly.

[–]Mewrulez99 102 points103 points  (0 children)

That's because you're not 37

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

get professional lighting and photoshop on all your photos, and you too can look as youthful as natalie portman.

[–]secretarabman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i mean its also because natalie portman is practically immortal. she played kids in movies well into her 20s

[–]nattypnutbuterpolice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most people don't look like her at any age and also fall off waaay harder by that age.

[–]unstablereality 6 points7 points  (1 child)

In a row?

[–]-er 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time I kiss you I taste 36 other guys.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People underestimate the impact that taking care of yourself can make in your appearance, health, and overall 'vibe'.

It goes a long way into looking and feeling really good for a long time.

It's just that, a lot of people (esp in America), just like...don't, even on a cultural level.

[–]Frozenlazer 142 points143 points  (29 children)

Because if you were in high school during those films, then you are also roughly her same age. So that means she stays beautiful to you. (She is in general too btw).

Its one of my favorite things about getting older, a greater and greater percentage of women are beautiful. At 17 I never would have thought of lots of 37 year old's as hot. Now a 37 year old, they are everywhere.

I'm starting to get where college girls are looking too young though, I can't tell them apart from 15 year olds that have been too young for 20 years now.

[–]moebaca 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Shit.. finally someone has put this phenomenon into words. I'm only 29 and already feel like mid-30 women are hotter than college girls.

[–]khube 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm 29 as well. They are.

[–]Supraman21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like a dick. Going back on dating apps I'm starting to realize the girl around my age are looking way different than 21-25 year olds.

[–]MOONGOONER 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I swear MILFs started existing the day I graduated college

[–]StingKing456 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I'm weird. I'm 23 and ever since I was a teenager I've always thought women in their 30s and early to mid 40s were hot as fuck.

Girls.my age are def still attractive obviously and I'd prefer to date someone my age but from a purely physical standpoint women in their 30s are the hottest lol

[–]ahgoodtimes69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I totally agree with you on the college girl scenario. A few years ago I would've hooked up with them but now when I see them I just feel old and they all look like they're still in high school! Even girls in their mid 20s are too young.

[–]nattypnutbuterpolice 8 points9 points  (11 children)

15 was too young when you were 17?

[–]paddickg07 30 points31 points  (14 children)

Attack of the Clones was 2002 but close enough!

[–]Johno69R 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Ah sweet 16.

[–]joshi38 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Huh, me too.. except for the sweet part. I hated my teenage years.

[–]andycarver 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Holy shit I feel old. And she’s older! I wish I looked as good a her. I wish I had smaller tits too.

[–]fourpuns 105 points106 points  (22 children)

It is a magazine shot. That means photo editing, hundreds of pictures- only best selected, professional makeup. She’s still probably hot in real life but magazines/movies do add a lot to a persons looks.

If you look up photos of her out and about on regular days she still loooks good but not even close to this.

[–]thepensivepoet 74 points75 points  (19 children)

She’s still probably hot in real life

Yeah

[–]RevNelson 63 points64 points  (1 child)

"We're going to show you how quick and easy vegan cooking can be. Grab your safety goggles, screw driver, and hammer and go to town on this coconut while it tumbles around a glass container."

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

What a strange and work-intensive salad.

[–]thepensivepoet 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ripping open coconuts is a PITA, of course, but I think the point they're trying to make is that you can make interesting and "fancy" vegan foods instead of just eating carrot sticks all day and grumbling about sad rabbits.

[–]Blue_Three 4 points5 points  (0 children)

twenty minutes to make a raw, vegan --

Oh fuck you.

[–]tamsui_tosspot 25 points26 points  (25 children)

I'm glad you weren't oogling her when she was in Leon: The Professional.

[–]natethomas 40 points41 points  (14 children)

She and I are the same age. When I saw the Professional as a kid, I developed a massive crush on her. That’s one of those movies that I’m not really ever planning on going back to, because it would almost certainly screw up the old memories.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

It aged really well.

[–]ApacheRedtail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just watched it again a couple of weeks ago, still fantastic.

[–]Snuffy1717 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Interview with a Vampire / Kirsten Dunst... Same age, same story...

[–]_callmereno 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Interview with a Vampire

Interview with the Vampire. FTFY

[–]Snuffy1717 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damnit that’s what I wrote but it sounded wrong lol

[–]Johno69R 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I knew she would be a babe when I saw Jumanji.

[–]brisbo-baggins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go back to it, it's still fantastic!

[–]moonman86 9 points10 points  (28 children)

My dad commented how beautiful she will be when we watched "The Professional ". He wasn't wrong

[–]ItsSirSoap 308 points309 points  (19 children)

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[–]soaliar 26 points27 points  (0 children)

dies of sadness

[–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (6 children)

Execute order 69!

[–]ThePrequelMemesBot 50 points51 points  (5 children)

It will be done, my lord

[–]USNavyCan 52 points53 points  (4 children)

It will be tongue, my lord.

[–]draaain 17 points18 points  (3 children)

My goodness you've grown!

[–]thrainosaren 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Hello there!

[–]Ryleth88 20 points21 points  (2 children)

General Kenobi!

[–]ThePrequelMemesBot 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You are a bold one!

[–]anotheredditors 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day 😊

[–][deleted] 127 points128 points  (9 children)

I'd love to see the non photoshopped picture. It just looks... off somehow.

[–]Shoesfromtexas 108 points109 points  (2 children)

Someone else commented that they airbrushed her ribs out.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

OH! That must be it. She looks too much like a literal doll.

I dunno why people want to hide the fact that you can't be that skinny and not have ribs and bones sticking out. If you want to be smooth like that, you gotta have some body fat.

[–]rainyforests 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can't have ribs. Ribs are not included in the ideal woman's figure. /s

[–]lllola 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Her armpit has disappeared. Thin women have concave areas in there, ribs showing, etc. They made her torso just a smooth blur. I hate seeing images photoshopped like this. I’m pretty sure no one would be offended by natural “peaks and valleys.”

[–]Placido-Domingo 40 points41 points  (1 child)

She doesn't look like she's in the dress, she looks like she's behind it, somehow.

Also the shadows around the side of her torso look off.

[–]Desertbell 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She's not in the dress, it's kind of draped across her lap.

[–]Fraggle157 159 points160 points  (15 children)

I think it'll fall off the minute she stands up. Looks like someone draped a 70s tasselled beach towel over her.

[–]Mr-Blah 103 points104 points  (7 children)

You right, she's not wearing it.

It's draped over her.

[–]DaddyCatALSO 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I figured; I mean strapless is one thing, backless is another, either one works, but put together there's nothing to hold it on her

[–]Fresh_C 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Maybe she attached it to herself with looped scotch tape.

Like so: http://www.tattooedmartha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/113.jpg

[–]brntGerbil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They make double sided tape for this purpose.

[–]Iamtevya 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That’s why you get a free chair with purchase.

[–]Super_Marius 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I fail to see the problem.

[–]pianolover58 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Right? I can't tell if she's wearing the dress of if it's wearing her. Great pic though.

[–]bn1979 14 points15 points  (1 child)

A Natalie Portman makes a wonderful accent to any outfit choice.

[–]Brandonsato1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Natalie Portman makes a wonderful outfit choice

[–]DaddyCatALSO 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I'm not to going to ask what she's wearing but what it's supposed to look like. Is it supposed to be a strapless gown with a very low back a nd a split skirt on the side away from the camera, or is she supposed to be nude under a fringed blanket ?

[–]Ellovely 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s really hard to tell as she doesn’t seem to be actually wearing it so much as have it draped over her

[–]Rebberski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can see her leg popping out behind her. She is literally holding that dress in her back hand and it is draped kinda over her and the chair. It’s a strapless dress but it is in no way show cased here.

[–]oneamungus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why is she wearing a table cloth?

[–]OakFace 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Ad?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I know right wtf it’s not even trying to be slick

[–]AFlaccoSeagulls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep, you guessed it. Tide AdTM

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

None of us are gonna drop 600 on a shirt, 500 on jeans, or 2k on a jacket so I doubt its as much of an ad as saying where the picture originated

[–]xElleroche 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Why is it that "high fashion" is like

Step 1: be naked

Step 2: lightly cover partial nakedness with something hideous

Step 3: profit

[–]NovaX81 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–]IvanAfterAll 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Not high fashion, but upvoted anyways, because when you've got Sega Saturn's triple 32-bit processing power NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

[–]Meatsalad 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Doesn’t excuse the fucking atrocious commercial.

[–]ceilinghole 17 points18 points  (0 children)

PROVE IT!

[–]tehreal 4 points5 points  (4 children)

What commercial?

[–]Meatsalad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m at work so I can’t search it. But it’s hands down the most obnoxious perfume/cologne commercial I’ve ever seen. If you search on YouTube it will be there. I highly recommend you don’t though, as it will tarnish your view of Portman.

[–]UsuallyKindaRight 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I can only assume this one

[–]mdsw 2 points3 points  (1 child)

oh good lord that's awful. "wear this if you wanna smell like shitty relationships, too much money, and tire smoke."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, it kind of reminds me of my early 20s. Not quite as much money, but everything else for sure. It was a fun time!

[–]A_Agno 48 points49 points  (26 children)

The video with this in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4s0llOpKrU

[–]FoUfCfK 30 points31 points  (16 children)

Ok but wtf is this ad?

[–]dl1828 48 points49 points  (10 children)

Perfumes ad, they all sell an idea or a concept because well smell don't get really far on screen. So they all end up kind of conceptual art more than advertisement.

[–]BrownFedora 7 points8 points  (5 children)

The male, testosterone equivalent were cigarette ads from the 70's and 80's.

[–]thenextguy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's a Tide ad.

[–]Dadouvic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am French, and I actually never found the metro she is using. Parisian one is disgusting and ugly. That’s not the Paris I know ;)

[–]LiamMMusic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

94 million views on an ad? And those comments are really weird. Do people actually get that sucked into an ad, or what?

[–]Gigantia1 38 points39 points  (9 children)

Are you an angel?

[–]RTwhyNot 25 points26 points  (1 child)

They airbrushed her ribs out

[–]Iamtevya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where we’re going, we don’t need no stinking ribs!

[–]jayesanctus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tide pods is the only thing she snacks on.

[–]micktorious 4 points5 points  (3 children)

CAN'T. UNSEE. BAD. DROPSHADOW. AROUND. CHEST.

[–]TheGreenGold 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She’s beautiful

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Umm...that’s not Dior, it’s Georgio Peviani.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Natalie Portman is one of those women who only get more beautiful with age.