Retired footballer turned West Ham ambassador Carlton Cole is serving up plenty of crazy football stories! Going clubbing with Tevez, what Carlton was forced to smuggle into the training ground, and the REAL reason Ranieri sent him out on loan! He's also delving into how being expelled from school ended up helping him achieve his dream career, and the surprising item he used to develop his football skills as a child.

Carlton gives his opinion on Declan Rice's move to Arsenal, playing with David Beckham, and "Fake Carlton Cole" on Twitter. Plus he shares why Big Sam wanted to get rid of him, and a hilarious story about Avram Grant! There's also shocking stories about Mourhino, Capello, and TalkSport's Simon Jordan.