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[–]pappadelta 294 points295 points  (30 children)

PayPal question has green as 2/3 of options

[–]cheezit0417 132 points133 points  (24 children)

Seems sus, gonna load up on calls :4735:

[–]raam86 12 points13 points  (23 children)

you mean puts?

[–]cheezit0417 137 points138 points  (21 children)

Sorry no room for gay bears here :4271:

[–]raam86 41 points42 points  (11 children)

it’s just the old wsb inverse. i am here for the loss porn 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[–]cheezit0417 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Aren’t we all :4276:

[–]No-Inflation-3976 5 points6 points  (8 children)

How did u get the shrek lmao

[–]cheezit0417 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m an honorary retard on WSB :4271:

[–]FederalVoidx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

:4276:

[–]Suck_Me_Dry666 1 point2 points  (1 child)

:4276:

[–]HELIX0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy‘s body who that meme is based on died a couple years ago and it sucks that he has to live on through death with his sick out. Damn.

[–]ExistingExcitementhj 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Zillow, Redfin, Opendoor, and their ilk tank over the next month.

Unemployment surprises at <3.4%.

Meta shows further signs of weakness, drops ~10%.

Covid surge scare mid-August "causes" another 5-15% drop in DJI and SPY... NASDAQ (10-20%).

Recession still not acknowledged by the White House on August 31st.

Announcement of further postponement of student loan repayment requirements by end of month with no clear indication of debt forgiveness.

[–]Chariot-to-da-moon 7 points8 points  (3 children)

This is why i bought some puts on the spy, qqq on friday for September

[–]Black3Series 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Apple puts are paying very well

[–]Craig8601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eyeballing spy puts myself. Bond yields popping off everywhere stick a fork in it...

[–]Any_Golf5366 457 points458 points  (16 children)

I have no idea what I'm participating in

[–]carvedmuss8 47 points48 points  (7 children)

I lose every single time and still dump 100 tokens into every prediction lol

I think I've won 3 predictions in 2 months

[–]MCplPunishment 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I have a great prediction history but a shitty portfolio history.

[–]Any_Golf5366 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I've just been guessing with 100 tokens everytime but it's working since I went from 1000 to 2000

[–]Key_Energy_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Just placed a call on your token count. To the moon🚀

[–]Any_Golf5366 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No idea what that means but to the moon!🚀

[–]idkeverynameistaken9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I almost always put in 10 token, and every time I win I’m thinking great! If I had balls this would be a really nice gain!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just do the opposite of what you’re doing now lmao

[–]tomoldbury 276 points277 points  (19 children)

Will PayPal close at 4% or above, or 4% or above. It is hard to say but I think 4% or above, wait, on second thoughts I will go for 4% or above.

[–]No_Goose_3109 34 points35 points  (10 children)

if you don't mind answering, how did you know?

[–]tomoldbury 49 points50 points  (9 children)

I did not. Did I win?

[–]manwhosailedtosea 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Yea

[–]tomoldbury 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Cool. I guess I should have actually had a position lol

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    [–]cryptoyeeyee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    If you were a super hero ur name would be IronyMan.. killing ppl with the irony of ur posts

    [–]Specific-Ant-3065 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Wait…..aren’t you on this page?

    [–]yard2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So above? Or above

    [–]Baggabones88 157 points158 points  (28 children)

    Zillow, Redfin, Opendoor, and their ilk tank over the next month.

    Unemployment surprises at <3.4%.

    Meta shows further signs of weakness, drops ~10%.

    Covid surge scare mid-August "causes" another 5-15% drop in DJI and SPY... NASDAQ (10-20%).

    Recession still not acknowledged by the White House on August 31st.

    Announcement of further postponement of student loan repayment requirements by end of month with no clear indication of debt forgiveness.

    Edit 8/29, 08:47 - Jim Cramer on air saying he's going to buy all the META stock people are selling at these low low prices. Still a couple days for the big drop.

    [–]Baggabones88 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Remindme! 27 days.

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    [–]thatcodingboi 6 points7 points  (11 children)

    Looks to refinance federal loans in January. Rate would go from 6 -> 2%. Biden announces he will announce plan for student loan forgiveness.

    Decide to wait as refinancing with private company would likely prevent me from getting forgiveness.

    Announcement delayed and delayed and delayed. New rates are 4.x%. No plan announced, great troll

    [–]GimmeMyMoneyNow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    What do we win when this prediction fails?

    [–]tamaledevourer 0 points1 point  (5 children)

    i do not agree that this is a true recession.

    [–]PerfectAttention9225 73 points74 points  (7 children)

    AMD has a good chance of rising. Intel's DCG group was horrendous.

    [–]FeedSmart8509 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    AMD 100 call 8/5

    [–]New-Hornet3434 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    You going to buy puts on intel?

    [–]shutupb1tch69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    330 comments

    also rising, like my weiner :4275:

    [–]Gollums_testie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Remember: Capital gains = low wages

    [–]gblandro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    AMD has a good chance of RYZEN***

    [–]Early-Measurement207 116 points117 points  (29 children)

    Starbucks gunna get destroyed. Inflation of material and operational cost is gunna kill the stock

    [–]Ok_Veterinarian6592 38 points39 points  (18 children)

    Unfortunately I agree this quarter but I’m still long Starbucks.

    [–]Early-Measurement207 25 points26 points  (14 children)

    I agree with you also. Coffee business is extremely profitable just not this past inflationary period. Best of luck 🍀

    [–]irvmtb 12 points13 points  (9 children)

    BROS > SBUX?

    [–]Bitter-Heat-8767Vice President of Butthole 4 points5 points  (8 children)

    Bros is going to crush long term. They are just getting started and are planing on 10x’ing their locations over the next 10 years.

    [–]Ok_Veterinarian6592 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Any thoughts on APA? I picked up a few shares. The ROE is 470%, low debt, and good free cash flow.

    [–]Ok_Relationship6218 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    You are long because you're bag holding. "You can't lose if you don't sell"

    [–]Ok_Veterinarian6592 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Not exactly. I’m an investor not a trader.

    [–]Agitated-Savings-229 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I think it could be less bad than people expect.

    [–]b_fellow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Apparently raising prices did not stop people from buying coffee.

    [–]Hugheston987Driver of the 🏳️‍🌈 Pride float 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This didn't age well

    [–]Early-Measurement207 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Hahaha 🤣

    [–]ThatGuyOnTheReddits 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Never bet against the Becky’s…

    [–]Ok-Advantage7403 36 points37 points  (4 children)

    BBBY BABY

    [–]sl33p 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    You're the only one here that thinks that.

    [–]Z3ROWOLF1 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    Hey have you heard of a little video game retailer? It's not something the people would want you to know.

    [–]kincaed213 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Is it possible to learn this retailer?

    [–]Z3ROWOLF1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yes, with great conviction and drive to make the world a better place

    [–]Small_Conference5874 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    I did green for all, fuck it

    [–]WhoIsGray 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    This is the TLDR; thank you for your service

    [–]HotdogLegend27 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    My prediction is that I'm gonna pull out of the market and just invest in anime body pillows or some shit bc at this point it's worth more.

    [–]Phish100 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    We need bbby in this prediction tourney

    [–]Chickenbutt82 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    Soooo is this for MONDAY August 1st or TUESDAY August 2nd? Cuz Monday, August 2nd is not today. heh

    [–]ShopBitterNUCLEAR CABBAGE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My bad

    [–]Secure-Internet-6695 25 points26 points  (3 children)

    I feel cheated on the PayPal question. Pay me!

    [–]FortunateSuns 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Easy Pal

    [–]BiggestIv_ 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    Why is AMC such a talkable stock🤔

    [–]bystander007 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    My best guess is because of its history.

    Theaters shut down during COVID. AMC stock went down. Hit a low under $4.00, and then theaters reopened. And in under 6 months AMC jumped from that to $60.00. So anyone who bought at the low made a huge profit from the high.

    AMC has dipped again. COVID hasn't gone away and now there's Monkeypox. People are, somewhat hauntingly, hoping they get shut down again. Stock will go down. But the reopen will see a dramatic rise.

    AMC has basically proven to be a "too big to fail" scenario. They might get shut down but when it comes to offering the American cinema experience they're the ones you go to.

    [–]PepeReallyExists 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    AMC has dipped again. COVID hasn't gone away and now there's Monkeypox. People are, somewhat hauntingly, hoping they get shut down again.

    Unless AMC decides to convert itself from movie theaters into a series of gay bathhouses, Monkeypox will not be an issue.

    [–]Nice_Pitch2216 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    BBBY can fly 🚀🚀🚀 Monday 08/15/22?

    [–]Icy_Blackberry_3759 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Lowes laid me off. I loved that job. I know for a fact it was a smart business decision and I respect those bastards, full steam ahead. I’m a tradesman now, fuck Home Depot! LOWES DELIVERS

    [–]mickhick95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My Man!

    [–]Simple-Intern-6976 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Instructions unclear: bought a Elon's baby mama

    [–]Dnoon902 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    The inflation on those will kill ya

    [–][deleted]  (14 children)

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      [–]Brookelynne1020 48 points49 points  (10 children)

      Tell me more how the bad man hurt you.

      [–]TheINTL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      From my experience, people that the term sheep or sheeple usually have a room temperature IQ.

      Also 99.9% sure that SubjectJaded is projecting.

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        [–]profdudeguy 28 points29 points  (6 children)

        I’m gonna continue the trolling and point out that if you’re going to insult someone’s intelligence you should at least use the right form of the word. :4271:

        [–]ArgyleGhoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        :4640:

        [–]SAMSCHWA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Great post. I'm going to start following you.

        [–]WexExortQuas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        These are the people who would cheat on a test yet when someone helps them they cheat they yell "Stop helping me!" so the teacher finds out and you both get in trouble.

        [–]Prestigious_Bison189 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        How do I get this shit to not show up

        [–]purplgurl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Saw them at Perogi Fest. No one went to sign up to work for them.

        [–]Chipmunks95 4 points5 points  (4 children)

        SPY better drop hard I got $383 Puts for August 8th.

        Spent only $20 on 10 contracts but still

        [–]ArsenalTG 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Bro August 8th of what, next year? Hopefully you meant leap puts because this is August 9th 😭

        Ah nvm not leaps, $20 a contract… LOLLLL you’re fucked man

        [–]ArielScync 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Why tf is this at the top of the front page?

        [–]Ok_Veterinarian6592 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        PayPal will not close at 4% or above. It shouldn’t make it’s numbers the way the company has been going.

        [–]QuestionableAI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        who give a flying phuck

        [–]Next_Breadfruit_1090 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I’m big on Wendy’s 🚀🚀🚀

        [–]BostonDodgeGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Man, I love 18 day old shitposts showing up as new.

        [–]Gangdump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I’ve watched companies close -7% immediately after announcing earnings 20% over what was projected. There’s no way to ever fucking predict this shit. Ever.

        [–]Kalk_Dock 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        What the fuck is this dogshit with 72k upvotes and top comment with 170 upvotes?

        I have never seen a more full retard and blatant attempt at distraction in my entire life. The best part? I don't even have to day what the distraction is. You just need to look at upvotes and it's 13 hours old.

        This is one of, if not the most, saddest thing I've seen in my life.

        [–]WorthlessAtExpiry 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Was worried about my DKNG puts until I saw that most of you think it’s going up.

        [–]AGuy_InASuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This is one of those moments where I'm glad that I don't know how the business on the Wall Street works

        [–]rNeoliberalisCucked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I predict even bigger BBBY bags for stupid ass apes

        [–]DrawConfident1269 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        This is a cult

        [–]Darth--Vapor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        These prediction threads fucking suck!

        What’s the point of these karma whoring prediction posts anyway? I see them all over Reddit

        [–]overzeetop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        A certain popular stock is going moon this month.

         

        And by moon, I mean the regulators are going to pull down their pants and fart at us.

        [–]stvbckwth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Kinda crazy that +-5% is considered flat

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        What about AMC earnings aug 4th? with the top grossing movies of all time within the quarter?

        [–]Supertrapper1017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        The dollar euro exchange rate might help their bottom line.

        [–]onlinepotionpackage 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        BP probably destroyed on profits, but guidance feels up in the air, with oil prices declining. But if last Friday's earnings were any indication, all the oil calls will print next week too.

        [–]Stjeansurvivor 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        TLRY gonna rocket in the next few weeks.

        [–]Sloppy_Hog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Monkey pox will cause labu to moon

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        !remindme 754 minutes "10.3%"

        [–]wotton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Never bet against the mouse

        [–]Fine_Judge_8277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        B:4276:b:4886:b:4276: y

        [–]Financial_Piano1773 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Its already above $12

        [–]bitwise_coder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Super Bullish for this week

        [–]BearManWinning2023 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        Any advice on $3000 of capital sitting around? What to spend it on?

        [–]mirandasou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I was acquired as customer by KK during pandemic and it became a weekly treat

        Super bull to the tits

        [–]ThinCrusts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Gotta love the irony where you can only gamble a 100 out of your 1000 tokens... You know what this sub is, right?

        [–]Anxious-Shapeshifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Probably by counting the tills, turning off the lights, sending the employees home and locking the doors.

        [–]Angeneeehm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        John Deere mid

        [–]applemelonjdjdjs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        HE COULD BE ANY ONE OF US!

        [–]woweethatswowzers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        you folks should get a productive job instead of being parasites upon workers

        [–]Maleficent-Ad560 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        I like EV stocks. Putting my money on the future.

        [–]Informal_Anteater576 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What exactly are these tournaments? Like what’s the tokens and stuff even for?

        [–]yeah_i_hate_my_name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Dicks right? Probably full gangbang

        [–]Clankmostdank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Dogecoin

        [–]ExpertWitless 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Is it too late to predict that I'll lose a bunch of money based on terrible tips from suspicious people on the internet?

        [–]BadKidGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Why is betting 10 or 30 even an option? Anyone not betting 100 should be banned.

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        [–]Sensitive_Neck_5740 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I have no idea but something is about to happen with Wallstreet Online stock

        [–]No-Race887 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Cool thanks for the warning… how bout do your job and regulate and/or get the SEC to do their jobs. Or fire all the senators and council people who are making decisions based on their personal financial gains from having access and relationships with stock market manipulators

        [–]Cadrotastisch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE? WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

        HUT HUT HUT HUT

        [–]TriestGieter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        We're all going to lose a fuckton of money and post it here, that's all I've got to predict.

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        [–]From_My_Brain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        No one cares

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Bbby green: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

        [–]jblmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I always bet max unicorns in honor of WSB

        And I lose every time

        [–]roarjah 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        What calendar are all these retards using

        [–]thegreatJLP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The Gregorian has no power here

        [–]ItalianStallion9069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        AMD and then NVDA i bet will do good

        [–]Pazuuuzu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        HKD to the Moon then in about 2 weeks to the Moon again, but this time down and trough the Earth.

        [–]sniggglefutz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        If everyone's wife uses their Kohl's cash this week, we can close +2.5! Come' on apes!

        [–]Ak47clower 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        Siga will hit 50$ by end of year. I currently own 14 shares, cause I'm broke, very small portfolio. Might buy a long dated call for next to nothing.

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        [–]TheOmniverse_The Future Sam Bankman-Fried 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        SIGA does look very bullish rn

        [–]ciprianb80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Siga, Bavarian Nordic - end of august the shit will hit the fan and they will go up. Most people dont realize that monkeypox is the new thing for the autumn, with cases doubling every 2 weeks now

        [–]solarpropietor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I’m going bull on Maxeon. If only because I sell their stuff.

        [–]Rim_World 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        No dates but here are some:

        September 12-16 BBBY starts the squeeze.

        Monday 19th Premarket rocket takes off.

        Sept 20-21 Fed announces another .75 interest rate hike with CPI staying well above 8.

        Nowhere to hide anymore, major stocks crash during BBBY squeeze.

        Margin calls all around.

        SP500 bottoms out at 3000.

        [–]songstofilltheair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        GME to the 🌙

        [–]Sensitive-Tiger9074 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Republicans are fucking disgusting

        [–]Potential_Cap_5264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        god dammn right

        [–]Inveramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nasdaq 100 to bounce off 14700

        [–]FineIndependent9526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        KIRKLAND IS UP OVER 61 % THIS WEEK....ANOTHER bbbY????

        COSTCO'S BRAND....WILL BE BACK AT 18 SOON!!

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        [–]gmac1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Soft

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        [–]DeepestWinterBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is all the gambling I need in my life right now

        [–]spookytuba664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        How much $ do i get for a right answer

        [–]shukmaballsz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What does it mean if a girl laughs at it?

        [–]Nicegy525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Like my investing strategy, I had no idea what I was voting on and just went with my penis instinct

        [–]BiggestIv_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        AMC ACTING CRAZY TODAY 👀

        [–]Persiankobra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Run away from this subreddit , it’s been destroyed by cnbc

        [–]Few-Cartoonist-4526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I’m competing against my friend to hit 1k the fastest helppp me😭😭

        [–]cyan386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Can we add a prediction to whether WSB will pin the Suicide Prevention Hotline this month?

        [–]carbonizedflesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        D I C K S

        [–]DDT_is_for_me 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Dicks near me just got robbed a couple days ago and the cops shot one of the robbers lmao

        [–]535496818186 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        My brother in Christ can we get a ban on BBBY posts?

        [–]GetDeleted 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        How the fuck does this have 130k upvotes and literally only 683 comments??????????

        [–]OkayLeggingsduck -3 points-2 points  (6 children)

        The market has done so badly this year that weather earnings is a hit or miss, price will go up. If it goes any lower, its gonna be a tough 2023 too.

        [–]Emotional-Ad9958 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Bed, Bath & B is getting raided Today

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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          [–]cheezit0417 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          :4271:One of us, one of usemote:t5_2th52:4271

          [–]complexitie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          If you click view tournament you can change your predictions

          [–]randydufrane -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          Calls on AMD or AMC?

          [–]qwert1225professional ass eater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I just selected red on everything. Let the best bear win :8883:

          [–]DirtyDaniel42069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          For good

          [–]wsb_mods_R_gayProfessional Paper Trader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I dunno if I wanna answer the PYPL question, feels like a trap

          [–]Haveyoureddit100 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Rather ask where will spy be in one month. Irrelevant question.

          [–]ItalianStallion9069 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Monday August 2nd…pure WSB

          [–]Belladonnas6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Very green

          [–]oinusie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          hello