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How many of Elon Musk's living children will we know about at the end of July 2022? (self.wallstreetbets)

submitted by CHAINSAW_VASECTOMYGet off my lawn

Settles at the consensus analyst estimate on July 32th, 2022.

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[–]reddit_predictions 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Redditors, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful prediction

[–]Rengozu 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Did we get a 4 for 1 dividend on all Elon kids?

[–]ruben989 13 points14 points  (2 children)

If this was stocks, i gotta say im buying Calls on this because puts are very unlikely 🤣💀💀💀

[–]px7j9jlLJ1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puts

[–]No-Construction2710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puts i say one dies

[–]superbigjoe007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Calls on Elon reproduction 🤣🤣🤣

[–]ChampagneWastedPandaDamn bitches be cray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Picked 1 extra for the lol. Realistically thinking 11 or more is the answer

[–]jones2328 10 points11 points  (3 children)

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[–]CHAINSAW_VASECTOMYGet off my lawn[S] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Not sure if spam or Elon’s tenth kid

[–]HelperUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both

[–]dontfightthehood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elons next 9 children named above.

[–]noobgieta 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Kids to the moon🚀🚀🚀

[–]88cryptoGuacamole Market Manipulator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mars

[–]Inner_Dependent3766 2 points3 points  (1 child)

His kids will become the new company staff lol 😝

[–]z0mbab3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully not ones he reproduces with 🙈

[–]Certain_Condition_76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Over 9000!!!1!!!1!!1 :4276:

[–]epic_unity 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I swear I wanted to say 0 because he’s an alien but I didn’t have that option

[–]aaronburr1804 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Zero would in fact fall under "Less than 9" but good to know you're on the right investing sub.

[–]epic_unity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Wall Street bets 😂

[–]Aretorment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was e.g (cucked) option

[–]ChampagneWastedPandaDamn bitches be cray 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just learned why Elon wants nothing to do with his father and it’s pretty awful

[–]z0mbab3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. He raised her since she was 4 years old and when her mom was "too old", he moved on to her.

[–]SnooBananas3247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Day by day, I feel like these people are aliens who want more humans to eat

[–]nohack_jack 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Im confused ... Doesnt he currently have 10 children?

[–]beastmode247364 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes according to some sources but other say 9

[–]Comfortable_Exam_222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does

[–]thetagangnamJanet Yellen is my Waifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he had 10 but one of them passed away

[–]Relevant-Boss3148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean who wouldn’t try to have a baby with him. Bad genes but think of the child support

[–]G4Designs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

  • Nevada Alexander Musk

  • Griffin Musk

  • Vivian Musk

  • Kai Musk

  • Saxon Musk

  • Damian Musk

  • X AE A-XII Musk

  • Exa Dark Sideræl Musk

  • Zilis Musk Twin #1

  • Zilis Musk Twin #2

Mates, that's 10 already.

[–]Alice-EAS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6

The oldest has died.

[–]CHAINSAW_VASECTOMYGet off my lawn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

resolve|16973104

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what over leveraged looks like

[–]dontfightthehood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calls on greater than 9

[–]gsasquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relevant username

[–]Benzito303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elon has procreated?!

[–]G4Designs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY

Actual answer is 10, mate.