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[–]Chasith[S] 7108 points7109 points  (96 children)

Really dissed the dog hitting the ball off her head haha

[–]judgehood 1775 points1776 points  (70 children)

Hah! But in defense, of the laser focus of the canine, it’s not really a diss to a German Shepherd who absolutely completed the mission.

It’s not like they bounced a butt plug off a pug’s forehead…. Always shameful to everyone involved IMO.

Edit: editing to say that I am aware of the subtle beats of the English language that I continue to miss… I was born in Texas. F-GReg.

[–]TurtleSquad23 489 points490 points  (25 children)

Clearly a Canadian Shepherd.

[–]judgehood 148 points149 points  (3 children)

The dog was compliant with the treaty of Versailles. Good German Shepherd, good boi.

No offense to anyone.

[–]OK_computer01 50 points51 points  (10 children)

gotta stay focused, their team is playing the Nova Scotia Retrievers next week.

[–]TurtleSquad23 53 points54 points  (5 children)

I would've assumed the Retrievers played in Labrador

[–]OK_computer01 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Yeah, the league is a mess with six different teams all referring to themselves as the Retrievers. Especially those smug bastards from Golden.

[–]carpentizzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwww my family had a Novia Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever as I grew up. Best dog a family couldve ever asked for.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]GnarlyNarwhalNoms 105 points106 points  (26 children)

It’s not like they bounced a butt plug off a pug’s forehead….

Oddly specific.

[–]judgehood 45 points46 points  (18 children)

I’m not ashamed of that mental image whether it’s specific or not.

It’s hilarious.

[–]GnarlyNarwhalNoms 18 points19 points  (14 children)

To be fair, Pugs are never not hilarious.

But yes, it is.

[–]judgehood 9 points10 points  (13 children)

Fucking thank you, now to be known as “Sir Gnarly.”

All pugs should take a butt plug off the head to make sure they’re “proper” and they react accordingly as such.

It says a lot of things about the Pug. As well as the BP.

(BP industry pay attention to this also $$$)

[–]GnarlyNarwhalNoms 12 points13 points  (8 children)

A gentleman always doffs his buttplug when a lady approaches. It's only common courtesy.

[–]judgehood 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Lol is all I can say. Wish I had a pug to realize the visual.

[–]lurkinsheep 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Just for future reference, what is the “proper” reaction we are looking for from the pugs here?

I always carry a butt plug so I will start pulling it out and tossing it at every pug I see to make sure they are okay!

[–]KronoFury 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh come on, don't act like we all haven't seen that happen before.

[–]6849 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And escalated quickly.

[–]Conscious-Parfait826 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Not if you in 69.

[–]judgehood 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Wrong. Still shameful if you’re in 69.

I shouldn’t have to draw a fucking picture, friend.

Edit: a word

[–]terrence906 4589 points4590 points 2 (125 children)

A traditionally police dog breed only targets the black puck...

[–]jophiss319 663 points664 points  (5 children)

👀

[–]spatlani 326 points327 points  (4 children)

[–]Bigbluepenguin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That sub has gone to shit.

[–]Yogi118 18 points19 points  (7 children)

No that's just a puck bunny boys, snipers boys, dirty fucking dangles boys. Snipe sellys boys. Got to get the W boys!

[–]Mad-Mel 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Get this guy a Puppers.

[–]Yogi118 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er.

[–]thewildweird0 15 points16 points  (1 child)

There’s a pavlovs dog joke here somewhere

[–]Morotou_theunashamed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No white pucks in the line up anyways…. Convenient

[–]catlaxative 1288 points1289 points  (16 children)

How many shots did she let through that’s gotta be some kind of record in hockey get her off the ice!

[–]Wren1101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Cat goalies are way more impressive.

Cat goalie- Proof 1

Cat goalie- Proof 2

[–]lmaozedong89 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There's no rule that says a dog can't play ice hockey

[–]KalynnCampbell 589 points590 points  (26 children)

Plot twist: it’s a dog treat made in the shape hockey puck and painted black ☝️

[–]st3adyfreddy 209 points210 points  (20 children)

I mean that'd still be incredible discipline from that dog, patiently waiting for the treat to come to him instead of charging for it.

[–]OmegaPryme 511 points512 points  (41 children)

Can we also appreciate the skill of the person with the hockey stick. Pretty awesome on both parts.

[–]lllDUNN 157 points158 points  (10 children)

Wheele, snipe, celly

[–]DestructoSpin7 41 points42 points  (1 child)

FERDA!

[–]BallZach77 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Reilly, I made an oopsie, can you tell your mom to pick up Jonesy’s mom on the way over to my place? I double booked them by mistake, you fuckin’ loser.

[–]Mad-Mel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bardownski. It's all about the flow and the snow. This pupper deserves to crush some sandos.

[–]giddyup281 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dirty fu*king dangles, boys

[–]Boogerr_eater 145 points146 points  (9 children)

Who else thought it was a troll video when she didnt react to those balls

[–]Potential_Froyo_395 144 points145 points  (10 children)

Air Bud on Ice, anyone?!

[–]Ok_Inside_878 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Cold Bud!

[–]HokeyPokeyGuy 110 points111 points  (14 children)

I hear the Leafs are looking for a goalie.

[–]minicpst 33 points34 points  (10 children)

She’s cuter than theirs, but her save percentage is shit.

[–]HokeyPokeyGuy 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Note that she only saved the puck…

[–]minicpst 3 points4 points  (4 children)

One of three. There are two red pucks.

[–]HokeyPokeyGuy 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Oh. Like the red pucks they use in the NHL? She saved the puck that mattered and ignored all other distractions.

[–]minicpst 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So, not like Toronto’s goalies? They don’t save the one that matters.

[–]HokeyPokeyGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hence why they need her! ;-)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to make the same joke. Specifically about the Leafs.

And now that I see you've made it, part of me thinks "that person better be from Toronto because only we get to make fun of them" lol.

[–]MnkySpnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but can the dog drive a zamboni?

[–]donniebrascoreal 38 points39 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian hockey player and German Shepherd owner what is there not to like! Have my award goddamnit.

[–]ElvishLore 28 points29 points  (3 children)

German shepherds are super smart, focused and intent animals. My favorite dog breed.

[–]Aeouk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's the tastiest

[–]ollie325 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dogs are the best

[–]fieryironman1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Get these impostors off the ice, I’m only interested in the REAL puck. I mean…woof!”

[–]itsnotthenetwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why do I love German Shepards.... See this video

[–]SSA78 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ADHD Level = negative infinite

[–]buffbeaglewants2play 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m more impressed with the hockey skills of the human, but the dog did a good job too.

[–]Exeng 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Incredible focus

[–]humanoidmike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Terrible save %

[–]cdubsing[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love it!

[–]trickyleg234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let up so many goals. Awful goalie

[–]InternationalBoot321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still not as impressive as my childhood hero Air Bud!

[–]goldenstream 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you misspelled "Canadian Shepherd"

[–]starbycrit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL she focused way harder than me because I lost focus and didn’t realize the puck had been hit 😂 super funny that a German Shepard has a better attention span that a 24 year old human LOL

[–]APlogic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was focused on the stick the whole time haha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raised him well 👴🏻

[–]HorsdeCombat88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't take this dog to a hockey game.

[–]HalDimond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One fuckin bonked her on the head and she didn’t even blink.

[–]Ok-Commission-5283 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a dog that’s a GOAT

[–]realbigamonsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously a Canadian Shepherd