I work at an ice cream shop and when people ask for coffee, I tell them we've got cold brew or I can make them a shot of espresso or an Americano if they want hot. Legit like 4/5 people ask what an Americano is and when I tell them they're like so it's basically water then?

Side story: we've got a regular who works for the USPS, younger dude probably mid 20s. My man comes in at 9pm and gets 4 shots of espresso over two huge scoops of our coffee ice cream (made from just cold brew and cream, so it's actually pretty strong). Polishes that off in about 15-20 mins then comes back and get a 24oz milkshake with 4 shots of espresso and 3 scoops of coffee ice cream. I feel like I'm going to be liable when he has a heart attack