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[–][deleted] 7392 points7393 points  (342 children)

My dude, when your dad shouts “brake”, for the love of god brake

[–]finallygotmeone 3391 points3392 points  (102 children)

And Dad nearly stomped a hole in the floor on his side, too.

[–]-SheriffofNottingham 2138 points2139 points  (58 children)

invisible brake on the passenger's side is faulty in most cars

[–]xXx69LOVER69xXx 527 points528 points  (8 children)

Which is super annoying cause it's always surprising when the passenger accidentally hits that damn thing.

[–][deleted] 259 points260 points  (5 children)

Fuck I’m sitting in my living room reaching for the damn thing

[–]Jumpy_Signature_5169 155 points156 points  (3 children)

Doesn’t it make you jitter a bit everytime the dad is mid “braaake” as our ape brains feel tension and empathy watching it even after multiple times

[–]ripp-r 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Made my day love comments like this, have a upvote :)

[–]ataw10 24 points25 points  (0 children)

...im sitting in the office an the break seemed to work eventually for me.

[–]animalinapark 45 points46 points  (37 children)

It's not common over there to fix an additional brake pedal when parents teach the kids? It's required here. Sounds dumb handing over the full control to the inexperienced kid, as we just witnessed.

[–]grokmachine 89 points90 points  (5 children)

Not common at all. Driving schools have a second brake pedal like this, but parents just grit their teeth.

[–]Shovel-Operator 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And die a little every time we hit the road with our kids. Im just about to start teaching my#2....I don't know how much more stress I can take.

[–]Nefirzum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I learnt to drive in sweden it was only legal to train in a car with an emergency break inbetween the seats. So parents could panik pull

[–]pm-me-racecars 19 points20 points  (19 children)

In my area, it's just the bigger driving schools that have that. The smaller driving schools don't, and not everyone goes to a driving school.

At 16, you can take a multiple choice test, that talks about the rules of the road. Passing that means that someone can drive, as long as a fully licensed adult person over 25 is sitting in the passenger seat, there's only one non-family passenger, and it's not between certain hours. Also, they need to keep a big L magnet on the back of their car.

One year later, they can take a road test, where they basically go around the block to look for the driver shoulder checking and signaling. Passing that means they can drive, as long as there's only one non-family passenger and they keep a big N magnet on the back of their car. Also, traffic tickets are extra bad here.

One year later, assuming they didn't get any traffic tickets, they can take another road test; this test has things like merging on and off the highway. Passing that gets their full license.

As far as teaching people to drive goes, it's wildly different between families. I had one friend who passed the first test and was told "Here's the keys, you're taking us home," and that included highways and everything. I had another friend who's parents refused to let them drive until they had taken a proper driving school course. I personally spent many hours in random parking lots before I drove on the road.

[–]ThatPie2109 3 points4 points  (5 children)

We have the same driving rules, might be be in B.C as well but I find how people approach driving is different compared where you live. I live in a southern rural area and my dad taught me to drive as a kid out in the bush when he'd take me to work and most people I know drove off legal roads on family property and stuff before they even got their L. Our roads aren't very busy, no major intersections or merging so as soon as I got my N I spent hours driving every back route I knew because it was peaceful lol. Lots of people I know from larger cities don't have licenses or are afraid to drive because they got spooked by busy traffic early on learning and I could see how driving schools help them and why parents would be more cautious.

[–]Black6x 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Fred Flintstone brake technique.

[–]Ivanalan24 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yabba Dabba.... Noooo! Fucking brake!

[–]madsci 142 points143 points  (52 children)

Yeah, teaching your kids to drive is a little bit terrifying. My son was a really anxious learner. We had to cross a busy 4-lane street from a side street and he was so fixated on the cross traffic that he didn't notice the pedestrian step off the curb on the far side.

So he's watching oncoming traffic and accelerating across the street and I see the guy walking right into our path and I started yelling "STOP! STOP!" - which was of course completely at odds with my son's instinct to get out of the way of oncoming traffic.

He finally (like about 1.5 seconds later) saw the guy and hit the brakes. He was too shaken up to go on with the lesson that day. I understand why he didn't stand on the brakes the instant I told him to, but it didn't make it any less scary for either of us.

[–]lobax 93 points94 points  (27 children)

It’s almost always best to pay for an instructor for the first classes, and then only take care of the practice with your kids. Easier and less stressful for everyone.

[–]CheesyObserver 47 points48 points  (3 children)

100% agree.

I drove only a few hours per year because I was too nervous to drive, so I finally saved up enough and looked into getting an instructor, and the most important thing I learned that I was never going to get from my parents was how to be confident on the road.

Instructors are for teaching — parents are for supervising.

[–]TheExtreel 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Yup, my mom would shout at me with the same intensity as this dude while being a good 5-6 car lengths from the car in front going at a slow speed.

It ended up just stressing both of us out...

[–][deleted] 643 points644 points  (54 children)

No, didn’t you read it, he said break. Because even when saying it verbally Reddit has to fucking spell it wrong.

[–]Usual_Safety 253 points254 points  (29 children)

He did say break so the son took a break from braking with the brakes. This would have been the dads fault.

[–][deleted] 168 points169 points  (25 children)

Exactly. That dad should’ve yelled “brake” instead of “break”, no wonder that kid was confused.

[–]sourestcalamansi 20 points21 points  (24 children)

Break is better then brake.

[–]WhatDoesN00bMean 10 points11 points  (23 children)

You shouldn't of typed it like that.

[–]manliness-dot-space 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I thought he meant "break my car, son" and then "break this cop's car"

Simple misunderstanding

[–]MaxPowerzs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Break me off a piece of that fancy feast.

[–]BorisDirk 17 points18 points  (2 children)

For the love of god Tina hit the brakes!

[–]No-Joke6461 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're KINDA heading towards the only other car in the lot Tina!

[–]Glass_Memories 118 points119 points  (83 children)

When someone is shouting at you to do something in a panic situation, you often aren't able to because your mind goes blank.

Source: almost crashed into a building while my dad screames "brake brake BRAKE" when I was a teenager and he was teaching me to drive in a parking lot. I did, but I very nearly pulled a Tina Belcher.

Edit: I was younger than most people are when they start learning to drive when this happened, around 12-14. It was also not only a manual transmission but literally my first time behind the wheel ever. We're talking about kids learning to drive here, not experienced adults.
A lot of people are giving me flak as if they were perfect drivers from the get-go and always remain calm and collected under pressure. Jack your egos off all you want, statistically you are very likely to freeze up during novel, high-stress scenarios.
For example, soldiers and first responders aren't born to be stoic in combat and emergencies, they're trained til they get used to it.
People who aren't used to driving in the snow are more likely to crash if they get snow until they learn how to control a sliding car. Go over to r/IdiotsInCars and see how many people panic and target-fixate or overcorrect and make the situation worse in the moments leading up to an accident. Those are situations with experienced drivers.
Now remember that we're discussing inexperienced kids learning to drive and get off your high horses.

[–]PFChangsFryer 66 points67 points  (40 children)

Depends on the individual.

[–]psuedophilosopher 73 points74 points  (35 children)

It's terrifying that we have to share the road with people who have the ability to just blank out while driving. I know many people are afraid of technology, and a lot of luddites are afraid of self driving cars, but once that technology matures I hope they make it almost impossible to get a driver's license for driving your own vehicle. I'm a school bus driver, so I sit above the traffic and I get to see all of it. I never knew before this job just how many of these horrifically terrible drivers are all around us. I know that once this technology matures that I will be out of a job, but I welcome that if it gets these fucking idiots out from behind the wheel.

[–]PencilLeader 49 points50 points  (9 children)

I love my wife but she is a terrible driver, so much so I refuse to ride with her. She is easily distracted, does not pay attention, and freezes up at the slightest startle. Almost every day she tells me a story of how some driver almost ran her off the road or wouldn't let her merge and almost caused an accident or whatever. I've tried telling her that maybe if every single driver she encounters is a bad driver maybe she is the problem, but it all falls on deaf ears.

[–]NocturnalFuzz 21 points22 points  (5 children)

My boyfriend has similar issues. Every day he drives 'someone was trying to start something'. Always this epic back and forth toxic driving stuff. I realized quickly, he's just bein an ass to random people for slights they probably didn't actually do.

[–]JetSetJessica 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Always this epic back and forth toxic driving stuff. I realized quickly, he's just bein an ass to random people for slights they probably didn't actually do.

please don't breed with it

[–]NocturnalFuzz 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Thankfully he's actively in therapy and bettering himself, little by little <3

And we're gay

[–]sentientshadeofgreen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People also want to avoid responsibility when they suck at basic things and fuck shit up.

[–]HamOnRye__ 22 points23 points  (1 child)

You’re not wrong. The very first time my older sister drove, my dad, my sister, and I were in my dads truck on our way home from church. We were around the corner from our house and my dad let my sister drive the rest of the way home.

She did fine all the way till we got to our house and we had this old, rickety wrought iron fence around the drive way and she drove straight through it while my dad was screaming to brake. Took the whole fence down that went around the entire driveway. My mom was standing in the window that overlooked the driveway in awe.

Looking back on it is hilarious because we were at idling speed knocking this fence down while my dad was yelling to brake.

[–]herbertwillyworth 2743 points2744 points  (72 children)

trynna hit tha caaaaaaaap ?

[–]hoswald 191 points192 points  (53 children)

How did you just autotune text?

[–]Serpe268 77 points78 points  (43 children)

Just use ^ and than the texttttttttt

[–]kris_938 29 points30 points  (15 children)

Ooooooh now lemme try it with 2 's. Wooooooooh

[–]ddh85 201 points202 points  (2 children)

Yore nawt uh kawhp.

[–]cancel-out-combo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's the fuckin chief of police

[–]Mr-Moonshot 30 points31 points  (7 children)

No brake? Straight to jail

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–]Dionysus_8 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Brake just enough? Believe it or not, also straight to jail

    [–]Candid-Ad2683 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Over brake, under brake. Believe it or not..Jail.

    [–]alfalfalfalafel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    don't drive? jail.

    [–]5stringBS 2147 points2148 points  (28 children)

    “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” -Tina

    [–]QueenRotidder 608 points609 points  (19 children)

    You have plenty of time to turn Tina so just go ahead, turn the wheel one way or the other.

    [–]sixner 327 points328 points  (2 children)

    TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HIT THE BRAKE!

    [–]JaySayMayday 114 points115 points  (0 children)

    Uñnnhhhhhh

    [–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    JUST TURN ONE WAY OR THE OTHER TINA

    [–]Relative-Ad-6791 38 points39 points  (15 children)

    Where is this from?

    [–]chriskmee 109 points110 points  (6 children)

    [–]SquarePegRoundWorld 92 points93 points  (4 children)

    My father's friend was teaching his daughter to drive and took her to the Jones Beach field 4 parking lot and it was about as empty as the Google maps image I linked but she managed to hit a car. I sent him the Bob's Burgers clip not long ago (the incident with his daughter was 20 years ago) and he laughed.

    [–]Coiledviper 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    My son in empty parking lot hit hit a fucking fence haha

    [–]EthosPathosLegos 25 points26 points  (6 children)

    Bob's burgers

    [–]Orleanian 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    I thought his name was Bob Burger.

    [–]SmokeRelief710 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    I laughed way to hard at this lol.

    [–]GringosQuesoLoco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    First thing i thought of was that episode hahaha

    [–]GoCougz7446 1635 points1636 points  (32 children)

    Ugh it’s BRAKE.

    [–]omniron 502 points503 points  (12 children)

    That’s what threw the kid off. He was shouting the wrong word

    [–]Jumpy_Signature_5169 70 points71 points  (5 children)

    He took a break from braking

    [–]Ancient-Educator-186 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    I mean... its kinda common sense to you know... not crash into something.

    [–]tricks_23 36 points37 points  (8 children)

    And "more than" not "more then"

    [–]Airfriedcakes 11 points12 points  (7 children)

    And "would have" not "would of"

    [–]kevinxb 4 points5 points  (5 children)

    I don't think any other common word misuse bothers me as much as this

    [–]ABSOLUTE_RADIATOR 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    I see far too many people say loose instead of lose

    [–]ArthurDied 2855 points2856 points  (167 children)

    I'm so glad I don't have to learn how to drive again. That shit was so stressful. So crazy that it just becomes second nature with practice.

    [–]Yhamerith 488 points489 points  (40 children)

    Teaching my wife who just got her license... I think it's more stressful

    [–]GlobalVV 199 points200 points  (19 children)

    I’ve been teaching my girlfriend. It’s hard to not look stressed so that she doesn’t freak out, while being super stressed because she’s still learning.

    [–]itskotayabish 186 points187 points  (17 children)

    Careful man. Taught my ex how to drive and she started driving to my friends house.

    [–]Itiemyshoe 102 points103 points  (2 children)

    You just reminded me of when my wife first started driving after a couple months getting her license. She literally just got off a ramp to go into a highway and proceeds to merge from the entrance/exit ramp all the way into the left lane/passing lane while staying just under 40mph.

    Good luck bro.

    [–]CapitalExam2763 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    Now you know how your parents/this guy felt.

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      [–]MeowNugget 66 points67 points  (18 children)

      I learned how to drive in a manual and that shit was stressful but became second nature. Drove for years.... until I moved to Texas and 3 people hit me within 6 months. I now have extreme driving anxiety and physically can't bring myself to drive. I grew up in Cali.. people say Cali drivers are the worst but I live somewhat near LA and seeing a crash was a sight you'd crane your neck for cause it was relatively uncommon. Holy shit Tx was a whole other demon

      [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (3 children)

      Texas driver here, I swear I have spider senses from driving in Texas for so long. I can legit feel the gears turning in peoples heads or the lack thereof. There's too many stories I have where something tipped me off that someone was about to do something stupid and then they did it.

      The product of paying attention to other drivers and being a defensive driver.

      [–]GD_Insomniac 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Exactly this. I grew up driving in Houston, primarily in a subcompact. I did catering for a while too, so I spent tons of time driving around. Almost anyone else being behind the wheel freaks me out, not because they don't follow traffic laws, but because they don't have my awareness for other drivers about to do stupid shit.

      [–]Csdsmallville 6 points7 points  (4 children)

      I’ve been rear ended several times now on the freeway, I’m terrified every time I see brake lights on freeways, not knowing if others will stop.

      Utah drivers would probably give TX drivers a run for their money.

      [–]ninjachortle 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      Rural drivers are a whole other level of terrible. Luckily there aren't as many other cars on the road for them to crash into.

      Source: Living rural for the past 20 years.

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        [–]BeardedGlass 307 points308 points  (36 children)

        Driving’s just not for me. I learned and got my license, but I’m just a “paper driver”. Never actually drove around.

        Fortunately, when I moved to Japan I didn’t need to at all. Saved so much money through the years.

        [–]ArthurDied 100 points101 points  (13 children)

        I actually haven't driven since the pandemic. Couldn't go anywhere so we just went down to one car for the family and moved to a place where I can walk for all my provisions.

        I'm kind of terrified to drive again now. I feel for this poor kid! Glad he didn't hit the cop car!

        [–]Sgt_Wookie92 67 points68 points  (9 children)

        I mean, this process of seeing something & reacting is about as simple as operating a trolley in a supermarket and not sending it full tilt into the grandma in isle 3...

        [–]idontknowjackeither 27 points28 points  (0 children)

        This kid probably already knocked her clear to isle 5.

        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (10 children)

        At 33 years old I got gifted a car and it’s a manual. It’s literally like learning to drive all over again. All the anxiety and everything. About a month in and it’s finally starting to feel comfortable and become second nature. I drive like a grandma though

        [–]hero47 10 points11 points  (8 children)

        Don't sweat it, you'll become a Pro in no time. Over here, in Europe, everybody and their grandma drives a manual so it's not a matter of skill, just practice. Plus, it's so rewarding when you get that double clutch rev matching just right for downshifting.

        [–]professor-i-borg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Judging by how most people drive in my city, I’d argue it only becomes second nature for a subset of them.

        [–]Guitar81 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        Anxiety was always up the ass for me...a habit of mine when first learning was that I'd break to switch lanes even if the road ahead was clear

        [–]Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK 279 points280 points  (12 children)

        Seems like it's going well for Rob Dyrdek

        [–]herbertwillyworth 48 points49 points  (11 children)

        Hahahha

        Oh yeah, rob Dyrdek exists

        [–]CannolisRUs 32 points33 points  (10 children)

        I don’t know anything about his current life but I’ve always thought that dude had it figured out. I was in middle school when rob and big was a show and I was always thinking “damn this guy just lives with his friends and does wild shit all day? Amazing”

        Then he gets a fricken fantasy factory to do all that stuff but 10x larger than before.

        I only watched ridiculousness when it first came out and I get that his always hype attitude towards life as we see it gets obnoxious but I’ll still stand by it that he’s got life down.

        Also remember seeing him surprise his parents with some ludicrous thing and a new house and they looked like your average everyday parents but were so happy so I respect him for that

        Anyways thanks for attending my Ted talk

        [–]DeepFriedDresden 9 points10 points  (4 children)

        My parents watch ridiculousness a lot because they're not much the reddit/ internet type, and I gotta say, I enjoy it too from time to time. But I love that guy's attitude on the show. Always hyped but also relatable for the most part. They always seem like they're just hanging out and shooting the shit which is fun.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

        I too enjoy to watch it if it happens to be in. I caught some more recent episodes and you’re totally right, it’s just feels like they’re hanging out shooting the shit. I mean those 3 have been sitting around joking about videos for like 10 years now, they’ve got a good vibe going together.

        [–]CryptographerLess144 1335 points1336 points  (48 children)

        Jesus christ. I yelled at my phone😹 I feel so bad for that dad, I have a friend that drives like this

        [–]Boo_R4dley 178 points179 points  (2 children)

        I was pushing my foot into my living room floor so hard.

        [–]CryptographerLess144 43 points44 points  (0 children)

        Me too🤦‍♂️ making fists and gritting my teeth and everything. And it was a COP!!

        [–]Practical_Dot_3574 215 points216 points  (28 children)

        My wife is like this. Every limit line is in second place.

        [–]StopReadingMyUser 54 points55 points  (14 children)

        my mom thinks she doesn't brake hard... as I jettison into the windshield at every stop sign

        [–]theandydane 41 points42 points  (13 children)

        Same here. My wife is a binary driver. Full go and full stop all the time. Still remember the time she skidded to a halt in a cloud of tyre smoke whilst asking in a panicky voice "WHATS THAT NOISE?".

        That would be your tyres losing their will to live dear.

        [–]CryptographerLess144 93 points94 points  (9 children)

        Ugh!! Ya start braking loooong before that. Saves your brake pads and doesn’t freak out your dad

        [–]Smoaktreess 24 points25 points  (2 children)

        You sound like my dad… ‘why are you waiting so long to hit the breaks? What if they fail? You won’t know until the last second. Plus I already had to replace your mom’s brake pads this year, I’m not doing these ones too.’

        [–]Coffeepillow 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Also braking like this in stop and go traffic, people get so impatient and hit the gas then slam on the brakes, which has to be bad for their brake pads and just increases the risk of crashing for no reward. I try to go slow and steady like semis do to help the flow of traffic and watch the goons behind me rage that I allowed somebody to merge in front of me.

        [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        We all do, and they don’t figure it out till they get in an accident

        [–]AnalBees2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        My entire family drives like this and it drives me absolutely insane lol

        [–]Guyontheinternet25 232 points233 points  (21 children)

        Teaching my daughter to drive was the single most stressful thing I've done in a while

        I swear I nearly died of a heart attack well over 1000000000 times

        [–]805maker 40 points41 points  (2 children)

        I'm in the middle of this now with my oldest. I have 2 more after her.

        [–]StoneyBoi0613 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Rest in peace my man, I know you're not dead yet, but the stress might take you out here soon 😬

        [–]BackBackground3557 361 points362 points  (9 children)

        "Sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."

        [–]greengiant89 50 points51 points  (4 children)

        We're not gonna take it

        [–]Bruce_Bruce 27 points28 points  (2 children)

        Dave... I'm gonna race 'em.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]BattleofTaanab 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          That was good, wasn't it? Because I DID know I couldn't do that mahahaha

          [–]Solo_SL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Don’t do that, *****!!! That’s five to ten!!!!

          [–]Lomotograph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Well now you know!

          Go on get out of here. Move it!

          [–]VonBoski 466 points467 points  (8 children)

          I heard dad regret his life choices in this video.

          [–]manliness-dot-space 135 points136 points  (5 children)

          It was at this point he realized it was too late to get an abortion

          [–]JacobPlayz126 21 points22 points  (0 children)

          Not too late to change that

          [–]pointgodpoints 218 points219 points  (31 children)

          Did he ever find out what he was thinking? I would really love to know.

          [–]dumahim 242 points243 points  (14 children)

          I'm thinking he's focusing so much on everything else going on he had a brain fart and forgot you need to push the brake more to stop quicker. Had a new learner do the same thing on me one time. He was fine for a solid 20 minutes and out of the blue forgot how the brake pedal works.

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            [–]MFbiFL 17 points18 points  (4 children)

            I went to test drive a truck when I barely knew how to drive a manual and was stopped behind a cop at a light. Light turns green and I continue to stall the truck over and over as the salesman is increasingly frantically saying “there’s a cop in front of us. We have to go. There’s a cop. Come on get it in gear and go.” Like, fella, I’m very aware of the situation we’re in and it’s not like I’m trying to stall this thing repeatedly, I told you I barely knew how to drive manual right before you tossed me the keys.

            [–]MichaelMyersHwloween 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            A manual I can understand. It was pretty stressful learning to drive my first one. But this dumb kid is driving an automatic.

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            thank god its not just me

            [–]jagungal1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

            Might not be used to how heavy the car is and how much pressure you need to apply, or could be overly worried about coming to a smooth stop and forgetting that the comfort of your passengers is secondary to not crashing.

            [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

            On top of what others said. He might have been trying to work out how to brake properly without it being too hard of a stop. My dad bitched and bitched about me breaking too hard, and eventually I was so worried about breaking too hard that I nearly drove straight through a 4-way because I was breaking too gently to slow down in time.

            There's a lot to handle as a new driver, especially if you're sensitive to everything going on. I think driving is easier the less perceptive you are, at least for beginners. Because as someone who lives with their head on a swivel and doesn't miss much, it was nearly impossible to drive because there was too much going on and I didn't have the muscle memory yet.

            [–]overzeetop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            I’d bet a dollar this kid dad had yelled at him at least once about braking too hard.

            [–]riisko 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            I bet he was used to driving slow where slightly touching the break pedal stops the car immediately. Dad then puts him on the motorway going much faster and suddenly the brakes don't respond to the pressure he was used to.

            [–]Hanzsaintsbury15 548 points549 points  (26 children)

            Is the dad hitting the imaginary brake pedal 😭

            [–]sirreldar 201 points202 points  (7 children)

            Lmfao yes I noticed that too!

            Like in pure panic his reflexes kicked in and he tried to mash on that non-existent brake pedal.

            FeelsBadMan

            [–]Siriuxx 50 points51 points  (5 children)

            A lot of people say that it's an instinctual response like they are trying to brake the car even when they can't.

            If I ever do it it's not me trying to stop the car, it's bracing for impact lol. I dated a woman a while back who always hit the brakes later than she should and I was constantly doing this. It had nothing to do with stopping the car, I was just getting ready for the airbags to deploy lol.

            [–]Jaminshaman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

            Yo I’m not a dentist or anything but I’m pretty sure if you lock your knee like that to brace for impact.. your femur may tickle your tonsils

            [–]3029065 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            I drive my Miata like a racecar and I still find myself bracing for impact when I ride with my brother.

            [–]Rex51230 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            Although bracing for impact might be what gets you killed if you honestly want to prepare for a crash go limp if you stifen up there is a higher chance injury due to tension so next time loosen up

            [–]BestReadAtWork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            Fucking... MUSCLES I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED CLENCHED.

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            I just taught my youngest son to drive. He knew if I tapped my foot he should already be braking.

            [–]Raneru 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            The driving school where I studied have brakes on the passenger side but no steering wheel

            [–]Tangled2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            I’m on my couch and I pumped the brakes.

            [–]bruce_lees_ghost 42 points43 points  (13 children)

            Last year, when my son had his learner's permit, I put him behind the wheel in a big empty parking lot. He drove so slow.

            "It's okay, give it some gas."

            Fucking mistake. He gave it some gas, then just kept accelerating. I felt like the dad in the video, "Ease off. Slow down. DUDE. SLOW DOWN!"

            We'd gained so much speed that by the time he started braking, we were still going to hit the far curb, so he started cranking the wheel over. One of the highest G turns I've experienced.

            "That's enough for today."

            ---

            Separate story: My older daughter was driving and taking a jughandle to enter a freeway. She accelerated into the turn. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

            Her: "Mom told me I need to accelerate into turns."

            [–]el_payaso_mas_chulo 150 points151 points  (16 children)

            As an FYI, learn to drive a car similar to when I took my motorcycle class. And that is to learn how to break before you ever attempt to his the gas i.e. in a parking lot, just let off the break, on and off, on and off, letting only the idle slow roll you through. From there you can get more comfortable with switching between gas pedal (not hitting it) and break, using a specific line on the ground to stop at each time.

            [–]Anrikay 91 points92 points  (7 children)

            My parents also had me practice braking when they shouted, "BRAKE!" so it would be second-nature if they ever said it while I was driving. Worked out well once - I thought my lane continued, but it was actually a merge with a worn out line. A semi was coming, but I kept going thinking that it was in another lane.

            My dad screams, "BRAKE!" and on instinct, I hit the brakes the instant he said that. Semi screamed past honking, accident was avoided, and I learned a valuable lesson about being more aware of the road.

            [–]lonelyuglyautist 48 points49 points  (5 children)

            Fuck roads like that, that shit should be repainted long before it becomes hard to see

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              [–]Organic-Jelly7782 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Ah yes, Caltrans is so good at that.

              [–]gl00mybear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Before i got my license I knew about the common signs like stop, yield, do not enter, etc., anything with text, but never paid attention to the yellow merge signs. The lane ends/merge sign got burned into my brain after a few heart-testing fuckups.

              [–]Gmony5100 20 points21 points  (1 child)

              Did this with my dad but with a couple of empty cardboard boxes stacked on top of each other. Drive around in circles and approach the boxes from a bunch of different speeds just to practice braking. Worst case you steamroll some cardboard, that won’t hurt your car at all. Really helps you get used to how long it takes a car to stop at different speeds

              [–]Worthyness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              My dad used traffic cones. That was pretty cool. Not sure how he got so many though

              [–]immerc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              *brake

              [–]mentalvortex999 41 points42 points  (1 child)

              That is some polite, level headed parenting right there. I'd have cursed my beloved boy so many times.

              [–]CMDR-Onipherous 21 points22 points  (0 children)

              I think you can kind of tell hes struggling not to completely freak out lol

              [–]SoupCanVaultboy 48 points49 points  (6 children)

              That’s some effort to struggle in an automatic. It only go and stop.

              [–]Affectionate_Lie9308 252 points253 points  (93 children)

              Teenagers are the scariest behind the wheel. And they’re so preoccupied with other stuff that they don’t seem to pay attention to the road or the drivers around them. Like, I get people have to learn but I wish they start at 19.

              [–]Jedisponge 187 points188 points  (39 children)

              Most shitty drivers I encounter on the road are not teenagers though

              [–]k_c_holmes 31 points32 points  (2 children)

              Ya I I've noticed that teens seem to be the most aware of the actual written rules of the road, since they've been through formal classes teaching them about, and had to test on it, very recently.

              Some choose to ignore those rules, but most issues with teen driving seem to be a lack of reaction time due to lack of experience, as well as not being used to focusing on so many outward factors at once, both of which are only gonna improve with actual practice. If you don't give out licenses till like 20, you're gonna have the same issues 16 year olds have now, just with 20 year olds instead.

              Older people are definitely not always aware of the actual rules, they just go with what they've been doing and seeing. Which usually works. But not always. My grandma straight up told me that when she did driver's ed, 4 lane roads and 4 way stops didn't exist. At least not around where I live (which is where she learned). So she never actually learned those rules officially.

              I also literally just taught her a couple months ago that you can look under some stop signs to see if it's a two way, three way, or four way stop...she never read the little signs underneath, or at least didn't know what they meant. And she's totally fine in terms of vision and reaction time, so she's allowed to drive with no problems. But driver's ed has changed so much.

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                [–]GoofyShane 49 points50 points  (9 children)

                This was me in drivers training instead it wasn’t a cop and was an old woman. The instructor had to slam on the brake. He should’ve failed me but instead gave me a C- because he liked me.

                [–]jesus_is_92 29 points30 points  (4 children)

                Jesus. Your moment of folly could be a family’s years of pain.

                [–]GoofyShane 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                It was back in 2001 but yeah he saved me from rear-ending her. I tried telling my mom I wasn’t ready to drive but they always seem to know best…

                [–]CMDR-Onipherous 13 points14 points  (1 child)

                It's nice that he liked you but that instructor was awful at his job in reality lol

                [–]flando73 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                Ok....put car in park and GTFO and sit over here. You're done

                [–]CplFrosty 29 points30 points  (2 children)

                Damn! Is there a r/shittypants sub?

                EDIT: So apparently that sub has been banned

                [–]LordWobblyCockIV 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                Damn got a boner for nothing smh

                [–]Jimlowers 20 points21 points  (4 children)

                If you can’t see the back wheels or bumper at least then break damn it

                [–]Thatdewd57 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Testing the brakes dad dang!

                [–]Offdutyninja808 8 points9 points  (4 children)

                The exact same thing happened when my son was learning to drive.

                [–]MidniteOG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Sweaty sphincter too

                [–]Minge_punter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                It's "than" numbnuts.

                [–]DynamisFate 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                Should’ve said “brake” instead of “break”, his son went to sleep for a few seconds there!

                [–]Atlhou 50 points51 points  (5 children)

                Target fixation.

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                  [–]MobilePom 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  60 people really upvoted that comment which had nothing to do with the video, thinking "yes I know these words, it's a mistake when driving" while not really knowing how it applies

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                    [–]bubbagump_shrimpp 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                    sophomore bro

                    [–]QueenRotidder 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                    "softmore" is making me laugh way harder than it should

                    [–]PossibleBuffalo418 9 points10 points  (6 children)

                    break

                    It fascinates me how badly the modern education system has failed so many kids

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    I so feel this

                    [–]nictrix36 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Break?

                    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                    Not the best reaction from the dad. He could have given his son a break. I made the odd mistake while learning to drive and the negative comments from my instructor have stuck with me for 25 years.

                    [–]Blerpahderpah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    That video ended too early I need to hear wtf was going on with that kid

                    [–]Intelligent-Cap-6802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Idk why but I’m siding with the kid on this one .. I use to beg my mom to be the one to teach me how to drive rather than my dad and his 100,000,000,000 driving techniques 🥸😏.

                    [–]Suave_Jelepeno 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    Let me tell you, there IS a time to yell at your kids.