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[–]Any-Sir8872 3480 points3481 points  (90 children)

everything about this is too good lmao why didn’t the girl scream

[–]Dry-Resort-3891 993 points994 points  (26 children)

I think her scream was cut off at the end

[–]Late-Requirement-653 167 points168 points  (1 child)

You can hear it but it's a bit muffled

[–]MochiSauce101 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Mouth full of leaves a mud

[–]vpeshitclothing 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Delayed ass

[–]suckitarius 30 points31 points  (2 children)

The wendigo got her

[–]12Pig21pog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Right at the end: (demonic delayed yYY

[–]Intruder_7 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Why would someone scream so late?

[–]Unkown_Shotgun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because she probably rolled down a hill of some sort, and the shock stunned her

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shock

[–]I_Envy_Sisyphus_ 287 points288 points  (35 children)

She did. It’s faint, and hilarious once you notice.

[–]odd_audience12345 165 points166 points  (1 child)

......

"AHHH-"

[–]Shurigin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's a deep ravine

[–]tildes 117 points118 points  (9 children)

I don't hear it, only hear the mom's wheezing laughter lol

[–]I_Envy_Sisyphus_ 73 points74 points  (1 child)

There are two noises imo, I hear a wheeze and a faint “aah.”

In any case I think it’s hilarious and I’m not gonna think about it too hard. It’s a reddit video, not CSI.

[–]BrilliantTasty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

full volume at the v v end the girls screams, gets cut off

[–]ThatMan92 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At the end you hear a very faint scream

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well, she already had an heir and a spare. Then stuff like this becomes hilarious.

You got another one.

[–]SeamusMcCullagh 43 points44 points  (16 children)

Every time I see this posted, someone says the mom's wheezing laughter is the kid screaming. I don't understand why, because it's very clearly not the kid screaming.

[–]odd_audience12345 15 points16 points  (3 children)

no, the scream is in the last second before the video cuts. it's not the mom laughing.

[–]SeamusMcCullagh 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That in no way sounds like a scream, and why would it be so delayed?

[–]Clydebearpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It definetly does and because thats why!

[–]astrovixen 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I watched it a few times before I read your comment and it sounded like a feint scream as the kid fell downward. Then watched it again and had the volume up, and yep, it's the mum wheezing. Still, there was no other concern that I could see so maybe she just knows the area, or she loves her 2nd child more lol

[–]froboy90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or well listening to it again it could just be part of the mom's gasp. How some smokers will have that high pitched wheeze when they get to the end of their breath.

[–]affiliated04 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I'm wondering the same thing. All I hear is mom laughing

[–]SeamusMcCullagh 1 point2 points  (4 children)

It feels like that Yanny/Laurel thing from a while back.

[–]affiliated04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It definitely does. It seems like half hear a scream and half doesn't. Lol. Mind boggling. Laurel gang. Lol

[–]pattyfritters 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think it's the mom laugh exhaling

[–]go_humble 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm dying

[–]IAmInside 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You and her both.

[–]McbEatsAirplane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you sure that’s not the mom wheezing?

[–]Grass---Tastes_Bad 24 points25 points  (4 children)

She accepted her faith

[–]jaxonya 29 points30 points  (3 children)

"Whelp im going over the edge. oh shit as it turns out I'm Jewish, interesting"

[–]egordoniv 17 points18 points  (1 child)

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[–]Emptypiro 10 points11 points  (1 child)

she did when she hit the sign. you can barely hear it.

[–]BjarkeDuDe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think that's just the mom wheezing

[–]Sterac6 2411 points2412 points  (43 children)

Welp, that's why you have a second kid

[–]Goobersniper 560 points561 points  (10 children)

The kid that comes after is hers, the one that went off the road is someone else's.

[–]snowdn 149 points150 points  (2 children)

There are more clones in the van.

[–]tommos 51 points52 points  (0 children)

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.

[–]thebabyshitter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"if you're a clone, what happened to the real homer?" "first one off cliff"

[–]John_316_ 34 points35 points  (2 children)

“Wait, so you’re telling me that first kid wasn’t ours?” asked her husband.

[–]RunAwayWithCRJ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No. I said it wasn’t yours.

[–]GuyPronouncedGee 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“Right. Wasn’t ours”, she replied.

[–]tI-_-tI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

first kid is the (late) step child

[–]Knowitmall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea that was my guess.

[–]Snuhmeh 45 points46 points  (4 children)

An heir and a spare

[–]purpletube5678 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I haven't heard this phrase this month but I definitely thought of it right now because of all the Queen funeral coverage. The spare moved to 6th or whatever, married a beautiful biracial woman and tainted that pure blood, and just said fuck them all. So yeah, haven't heard that phrase this month.

[–]SonnyVabitch 10 points11 points  (1 child)

5th for now in the line of succession after William and his three children, but that will change when those kids start having their own families. I can't believe the Brits put up with such a blatant queue jumping.

(P.S. everything I know about this I've learnt against my will.)

[–]purpletube5678 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, I've actively learned it, and hate myself a little bit for it. I'm mostly 6th generation American, but that heritage is about 75% Gingery, whisky loving English, Scottish & Irish mix, and the rest some other smattering of western European stuffs... (Lord help me, for anyone out there hurt too many times by the internet, this is genuinely mine. I did not steal this off the internet like a sociopath.)

My love for history grew into Anglo history, then I discovered the Outlander book series around the time I learned about my own Scottish ancestry. But I was truly fucked when my aunt who does genealogy found our connection to the royal family dating back to Henry VII and his mother Margaret Beaufort. I think you can tell I'm not making it up, because if I wanted to sound cool, I'd say Henry VIII.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NASA mom: always a redundant system.

[–]multiarmform 9 points10 points  (1 child)

[–]Rhydsdh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eh the kid's fine.

[–]Speculater 17 points18 points  (11 children)

It's free to make more too.

[–]Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]Fmanow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Free, are you kidding me, some say it’s a cottage industry

[–]The_Abjectator 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Time is money there, bud, and that is some time and effort. I don't know about "free".

[–]Speculater 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Fuck. Cum. Baby. It's not that hard?

[–]tmoney144 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's the shipping & handling that gets you.

[–]ArkAbgel059 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think being hard is apart of it

[–]CommandersLog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a part

[–]bluelily17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of time and effort for most. Definitely lose sleep and your body feels like it’s been in a car wreck afterwards. It ain’t free.

[–]Chalky_Pockets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like pancakes, the first one is practice for the real ones.

[–]lxyz_wxyz 1194 points1195 points  (8 children)

You either die in r/PraiseTheCameraman or you live long enough to see yourself in r/DontHelpJustFilm

EDIT: First gold!!! Thank you, Reddit Strangefolk

[–]dannydrama 145 points146 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced that r/donthelpjustfilm is one of the top 10 subs. I've never seen so many people give so few fucks.

[–]74orangebeetle[S] 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I posted it in don't help just film at the exact same time as this post but only got 8 upvotes there ha https://www.reddit.com/r/donthelpjustfilm/comments/xiumql/keep_the_camera_rolling/

[–]Kahnspiracy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Reddit is a fickle mistress.

[–]Decent_Ad929 881 points882 points  (14 children)

Mom: I didn't like that kid anyway.

[–]ohsnap07_ 253 points254 points  (5 children)

"I don't care for Gob."

[–]Smathers 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I love how she’s talking about how much she loves Gob and he’s her favorite son or something like that then it just cuts to that one liner lmao

[–]TigersRreal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg bahhaha this got me

[–]nettdata 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"one down, one to go..."

[–]Claque-2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The woman filming didn't have any kids before these fell in the trap.

[–]tommos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First kid was the mulligan.

[–]fliphat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mother..?

[–]stevedadog 335 points336 points  (19 children)

The first one got his 5 seconds of fame, it would’ve been unfair to strip that from the second. They screwed themselves, that shouldn’t effect the other’s expirience.

[–]t_minivan 32 points33 points  (16 children)

You're not logically wrong but damn dude did of the elders in your childhood show humanity?

[–]stevedadog 15 points16 points  (12 children)

Yes. I’m still somewhat new to Reddit (only been using for a few months) im supposed to use /s right? How do i use /s? I feel like it’ll spare me a few downvotes.

[–]DirkDiggyBong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never use /s

Let them suffer.

[–]DeployTacticalFatGuy 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Don't use the s, it ruins it for people who actually get the joke. Dumbs it down

[–]t_minivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay touche lol sorry

[–]beerswithbears 98 points99 points  (5 children)

First kid was the step kid.

[–]coffee1izard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

stunt kid

[–]plipyplop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fall kid.

[–]tommos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First kid was the mulligan.

[–]CactusSage 85 points86 points  (7 children)

I need to know if the second kid also ate shit

[–]74orangebeetle[S] 97 points98 points  (6 children)

Not gonna lie, I was kind of hoping the second one would proceed to crash in the exact same spot.

[–]Paranatural 10 points11 points  (4 children)

What do you mean kind of? I'm crushed that he didn't.

[–]toothpasteshittin162 3 points4 points  (3 children)

i'm gonna blow my brains out like ronnie mcnutt because the kid didn't splat like goddamn my time close your mouth

[–]Paranatural 6 points7 points  (2 children)

...what?

[–]toothpasteshittin162 2 points3 points  (1 child)

it's the song, dammit!!

[–]Tommy5IA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It loops forever

[–]CoachBrooks 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Target fixation

[–]maxdamage4 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Had to lay 'er down

[–]fancyglob 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Coulda totally made that corner of it weren't for the wet leaves.

[–]Heart-of-the-Ocean 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I thought I was in r/stepmomreflexes

[–]TheUneducatedCule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolute tragedy that there aren't more posts in that sub. I pissed myself laughing going through it.

[–]roboticArrow 20 points21 points  (2 children)

THIS IS AWESOME! 🙂🙃🙂

[–]Timely_Acadia3749 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Too funny.

[–]dParanoidAndroid 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Mom knows what’s gonna happen before it actually happens lol cause r/kidsarefuckingstupid

[–]dannydrama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely this, quick danger assessment and sit back and laugh at what you know is about to happen because you did the same thing as a kid.

[–]jedimindtrick11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Perfect example of when being the younger sibling pays off. Only had to hear the crash to put the flintstone breaks on

[–]dnuohxof-1 19 points20 points  (8 children)

[–]AuelDole 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Don the LP just film.

[–]yoda_condition 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don Thelp makes you an offer you can't refuse, just film.

[–]74orangebeetle[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I posted it there at the exact same time as this post, only 8 upvotes though https://www.reddit.com/r/donthelpjustfilm/comments/xiumql/keep_the_camera_rolling/

[–]Axtorx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times are you going to post this comment?

[–]alarming_archipelago -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing. Let us know if anything else happens.

[–]HotMinimum26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Welp first kids dead; glad I have a spare!!"

[–]Acci_dentist 6 points7 points  (7 children)

There must be a way to loop this

[–]74orangebeetle[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's a great idea, ideally looped so it looks like the second kid does the same thing and an endless number of kids keep coming.

[–]Alki9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes plz

[–]apurrfectplace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wanted to drop the phone and grab the kid, that’s what momming for decades does

[–]queuedUp 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As a parent I can assure you that it's very possible when shit like this has become the norm.

You 100% get desensitized to this stuff and find it funny

[–]Justinallusion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goals

[–]Banderlei 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I guess this is one way to get around the abortion bans

[–]coffee_137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Somebody loop this for the internet

[–]zidane2k1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First Kid: Crashes

Mom: Continues filming other kid

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Full volume and I still can't hear shit. I hope the child is okay.

[–]Silent_Start_7036 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don’t like this

[–]zoe_otagira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god I’m not the only one…

[–]fudgeoffbaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAOOO

[–]SupahSpace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought the video was looped for a sec

[–]AbyssianSky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There goes the heir, but here comes the spare!

[–]B_oregon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second is hers, first one is her kids friend. Get to her in a minute

[–]mapleleaffem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the perfect clip for this sub. You have to admire her dedication to the shot. 'We're not not recording your sister's turn just because you suck Ashley'

[–]sierra120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Found the step mom

[–]raayn-63 2 points3 points  (1 child)

" Here she comes. mama's little back up plan,."

[–]hazlejungle0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for the next kid to do the exact same thing.

[–]pilotATC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep calm, she has another one. Initially she had 3 kids

[–]heikibladt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol a good parent could my dad did the same to me when I crashed my kx100 into a barbed wire fence. Didn't ask how I was but how the bike was.

[–]Pretty_Strike_6199 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Yes keeping filming and don’t try to stop your child from falling down a hill. Looked a bit deep too.

[–]Logey202 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Kids fine. He needs to learn how physics works. She wouldnt have been able to get to him in time anyway. Chill tf out.

[–]Pretty_Strike_6199 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hope you don’t have kids.

[–]JellyFirmFederalGras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny I was kinda thinking this belonged in r/iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]lekebecker 9 points10 points  (1 child)

all joke aside,, this is wack,,, its maybe a 30 feet drop,, we dont know....maybe shes never find the kid ...

[–]username_taken128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah this post angers me slightly lol

[–]kacnique 6 points7 points  (3 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]PettyLustre 0 points1 point  (2 children)

😂😂😂😂

[–]cole51423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Anyways…

[–]New_Artichoke_1962 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He must have been the middle child

[–]PugConnoisseur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laughs in annual savings

[–]iamthecaptionnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A parent is no longer a parent when they step behind the camera. They must commit to the shot, above all else.

[–]sarap001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well she sucks. What's the next one got?"

[–]RyanUKSL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Famous last words

[–]Relative-Hour-9359 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok.. NEXT

[–]xFutureFocusx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Calmly pans over to the next victim

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid got sent to Narnia and mom gives 0 fucks 😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pan to the other kid “I don’t care” lmfaoo

[–]Naughtiestdingo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"That ones done for, guess I'll focus on the other one" legend has it that the first kid is still in that ditch and has started demanding tribute from passing hikers

[–]Izunara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought this was a loop

[–]Professor01114[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS IS AWESOME!

[–]Rutabaga_Recent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who’s filming ? Casey Anthony

[–]Free-Many-9056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toriel?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

L kid W mom

[–]Obmr-snrU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down goes one disappointment.

[–]IvanThePohBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad yes. Mom no

[–]jetstobrazil -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I see this sub is still posting absolute shit normal tier social media phone videos and pretending it’s god like camera work.

You do realize that professional camera operators have kids too, right? You either shoot well, or you don’t, being a parent has literally nothing to do with it.

[–]74orangebeetle[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Didn't say they were using professional grade equipment, but the camera work itself was good. There are a LOT of videos where it looks like the person recording is having a seizure or they freak out and point the camera at the ground whenever something happens. It's a breath of fresh air to see a camera person actually record the action smoothly without missing a beat.

You're correct that them being a parent or not is irrelevant....I honestly just wasn't sure what the best title was, so don't put too much thought into it. Their parental status is irrelevant, but their camera work was top tier by cell phone, social media, and reddit standards.

[–]jetstobrazil -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It is fine. It isn’t good. We very, very much disagree on it being “top tier”. That’s ridiculous

[–]MrsRadarOreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goat Dad!

Source: My father would've held this shot perfectly. My mom, not so much

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She loves the son. 🥹♥️

[–]RickRockhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This IS awesome!

[–]Tank_blitz 0 points1 point  (4 children)

[–]noximo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Why, she did a great job.

[–]LessBack9238 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually dad behind the camera, just putting the blame on mom

[–]aceknowsbest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not a mom, it's a dad