Just look at some of these kids...how can they be so dumb? Like what, you seriously can't hula hoop? Jesus Christ. And babies know literally nothing. God damn, kids are so dumb.
The kid got no chill
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Succulent Chinese meal.
This is.. Democracy Manifest.
Get your hands off MY PENIS
Gentlemen!!!!
You studied your judo well!
A short view back to the past
Synchronise your death watches
I'm sorry. Was that your penis? I thought it was my wife's.
Come on, don't be selfish!
And you sir are you waiting to receive my limp penis
「FLACCID PANCAKES」
EVERYTHING IS A GOD DAMN JOJO REFERENCE
YES! IT! IS!
Man…I heard this comment
What is my crime!?
nusr-et charges 1000$ to have a starving third world family watch you eat.
Gold classic
One time when I was kid we were downtown somewhere and I don’t know why but I put my hands over my eyebrows (like binoculars) to peer into someone’s window and it was a family eating breakfast. The Dad got up and closed the blinds
Where were your parents 😭
They were eating inside without him. When he caught on, his dad closed the blinds on him :(
I freaking love y’all bruh , 🤣😂🤣 you guys/gals make going into work way easier for me when it comes to the Reddit comments
Hell yeahah
Mee too sometimes i forget what the video was about
DAD WHY
Standing at the crosswalk lol
My friend and I spent like 15 minutes standing in someone's yard debating if we should cut through on our way back from sledding and when I moved so that there wasn't a big glare on their living room window I realized the whole family was standing there wondering WTF we were doing. We ran away as fast as we could
Reading your memory actually made me scoff out loud and giggle abit=) thank u 4that.
closes blinds
Throws binoculars through window
I scoff at your incorrect usage of the word scoff, good sir
incorrect usage of "scoff" hilarious.
You cam read minds?
Lol I did this exact same thing, walking on the way to my orthodontist surrounded by medical offices. Needless to say, got scared shitless when whoever's office I peered into slammed their fist into the window. Not sure what I would've saw if the windows weren't super tinted
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So did I. I am cracking up at this story. Crying. Disrupting my family watching tv as I’m trying to not laugh too loud.
I don’t get people like this all the “new rich houses” that get developed in the neighborhoods in the city have these giant glass windows into the heart of the house, you can see their tv, dinning room, couch, everything. And they will just live their lives for the whole world to see, as if they think the world wants to be looking into their house and at their kids and possessions. It’s on them and I hate that it makes me feel awkward for looking a certain direction while I’m literally in the most public of places.
That would make me laugh if I saw a kid doing that
Lol when I was a kid and my mom spent forever shopping at the mall I would just go into the display window and pretend to be a mannequin until she was ready to leave. Without fail a group of teenagers would spot me and try to get me to break character. Funnily enough adults hardily never seemed to notice the little black boy pretending to be a GAP mannequin
Parents have seen everything and won’t look twice at a kid being weird.
They dont have the energy to. As long as they're not hurting themselves or someone else. They'll take 20 mins to shop alone while their child stands perfectly still and quiet pretending to be a mannequin in a store window
As a parent: kid being completely quiet but still not causing trouble or planning to cause trouble? Just let that happen as long as it will.
Plot twist: the child has suddenly become a mannequin and the mannequins have become real people
Dream child
Hahahaha that’s hilarious my friend!
That's hilarious
I bet it's because teenagers window shop while adults are there for a specific item.
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he on a journey in search of more food
Well fed? Kiddo is over fed.
That’s no kid, that’s the chef.
For some reason I thought the dad was gorden ramsey for a second
Gordon Ramsey and Guy Fieri's lovechild
“This raw chicken is fucking flavor town!”
Fucking delicious, it's outta bounds.
Guy Ramsey or Gordon fieri?
Gorduy Ramsieri.
Guydon fieamsey
Happy cake day
Gordon Fieri actually sounds awesome
Billy Idol
No, the correct answer is Timothy Olyphant and John Mayer.
Raw flavors
I was thinking it was Corey Feldman.
He’s dead though
Corey Feldman is still alive, Corey Haim died a while ago.
Dang wrong Corey
Same
Flea
I saw Flea as well
I thought Henry Rollins
For sure! Spot on.
In the first frame the does look like him.
I thought more anything bourdain
Knock off Gordon Ramsey, Clorbin Gramsby.
Me too.
He look like mermaid man from spongebob
Just suddenly slap the glass and watch the freak out.
I would’ve acted like I was giving him a bite.
That's mean. Funny af but mean.🤣
Exactly what I would have done. I would have been very uncomfortable in that situation
I despise this tiktok text to speech voice so much.
So the masses can shitpost faster if they don't have to work on their common language grammar
My 13 year old son is exceptional at impersonations and he trolls me with this voice all the time. It’s torturous. It’s only a matter of time before I mutilate my own eardrums with knitting needles….
It adds another layer of fake. Who eats like that? Nodding their head. Unless he was trolling the kid.
The kid was Just checking if the food he made was good
10/10 employee
Nah probably mad he eating Chinese food with a spoon
Why not?
Fuck
Just let the man enjoy his succulent Chinese meal.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah I that you know your Judo well
Are you ready to receive my limp penis?
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I was about to comment "if your father nods his head and grunts one more time, I'm going to lose it".
I think the kid was giving him a panic attack
Hey I found you out in the wild!
One of us is on Reddit too much. Or both
I don’t think he eats like that normally; he was trying to “casually” acknowledge that he sees the kid without being too obvious.
I have a buddy who eats like that and I physically must leave the room because it annoys me so badly. I’ve gotten up and gone to another table before at a restaurant. Along with loudly scraping their teeth on their fork. Fuck man.
Oof, my sibling doesnt eat with his mouth closed and hes always shaking when he eats. Annoys me to no end, makes me irrationally angry.
He’ll just be eating with a loud “slopping” noises non stop, and bouncing his leg so hard it shakes the couch. You can hear him eating from two rooms away (literally)
I thought that was Gordon Ramsey for a sec
I'd be annoyed, I like to eat in peace.
Head nod staring forward
Mmmm mmm mmmmm mmm!
It’s just a kid. Try to play along or something.
nah dude kids are a pain
Adults who can’t tolerate anything are a bigger one
Dam bro ur dad looks like Billy idol
I was thinking more like Spike. Yours works as well.
Had a moment like this when I was a kid, but far worse.
Was in my way home from the city fair. Tummy full of cotton candy, hotdogs and whatever other fair food. Started to get nauseous, and asked to pull over. As I jumped out and started to run for cover, I lost it and threw up all over the window next to me. Looked up and a family was mortified on the other side of the glass eating at a Mexican restaurant.
A succulent Chinese meal!
Get your hands off my penis!
are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!
Ah, yes! I see you know your judo well.
Also, idky you're getting downvoted, but I guess....this is democracy manifest.
😎 YEEEEEAAAAHHH
This voice makes me homicidal
The original video is self-explanatory anyway, that made the video much worse than if there had been no caption at all.
I always downvote these vids. Cant stand it either.
Sorry but I downvote every video with that stupid lady’s/bot’s voice.
Tbh I watch everything on mute unless I see a reason not to.
"Oh, a video that probably has interesting audio"
Unmute
SHITTY MUSIC
"goddammit"
🎶”Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!”🎶
Yea I watch these all on mute so it’s funny seeing everyone have a tantrum about the robot voice
That robot voice needs to go away
I think we need to take it to the extreme. Burn it.
Have it read mein kampf, or beg for death (like Michael reeves roomba did)
"this is a nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare.."
That horrible fucking voice at the start is so grating.
Where are his parents?
Why... Why use the TTS thing. It's not adding anything, what's the point
I thought Spike drank blood
Just elbow the glass... He'll stop
Smack the glass, he'll leave
Man enjoying his Chinese and Chinese is enjoying him
The perfect moment to jump scare him and you didn’t do it? Are you even a real dad lol
SMACK THE GLASS!
Doesn't matter how old you are. You see a set-up like that... You take it.
This is when that dude just slaps the window. Turn this into r/PerfectlyCutScreams material!
The kid: that's my dog
Kid is smackable af
I mean if I see a kid salivating at what I'm eating, I'm gonna buy them something.
Dunno why you're downvoted-- especially if I was traveling, I'd definitely feel this extra guilt pangs, feel bad and get him something
Then again kids can be weird--- one time when we were little, my cousin and I stared at a chocolate cake like we had never seen food before and our parents were so embarrassed 🤣
Kid is just board and spoiled, watching a white man eat. Kid has no manners.
Mmmhhhmmm delicious mmmhmmMmhmMmM
Your dad is Billy Idol?
No, their dad's idol is Billy.
Start tapping on the glass like he’s a gold fish
I'd make an airplane with my fork and tease the kid.
The little match boy
Where is that kids parents? Lol
Elbow to window.
https://youtu.be/nw502f9zcVw
Enjoying his succulent Chinese meeeeal!
for what?
enjoying a meal?
a succulent chinese meal?
The dad looks like the singer from sugar ray
Rude kid
Smack the window.
This why I hate kids. All of them but mine. I can smack the glass if it was mine and tell him to stop.
I would have invited him to eat
If there’s one thing kids don’t have, it’s Chill
Chubby asian kids are the cutest
I was at an Olive Garden a couple years ago. Waiting at the front for an opening. This kid walks up, maybe like 4 or 5 years old. He asks if we’re Asian. Yep. He proceeds to say “Chinese SUCKS!” and walks off. It was during the Olympics when team China was kicking everyone’s butts. This kid also had no chill.
Safe to say, one more reason to stop going to the local Olive garden
I wanted to laugh but all I could see is sadness, disinterest and obliviousness to what may be a bigger issue.
Nope.... this kinda thing anoyes me.. sat down on a train with a maccas once and a child came and sat on the chair opposite me and watched me get my food out like i was gonna offer him to join me lol ..I packed up my shit and moved further down the train
A less restrained person, that being me, would have slammed my open hand against that window when the kid’s face was pressed against it.
Fat Asians aren’t allowed this kid is fucked
Her dad looks a bit like Gordon Ramsay
Rordon Gamsay
Do we really need these stupid cringe narrators?
Oh that looks soooo good
Is that Jim Carrey
Yo you got any of that bing shing ling
Good smack to the glass would fix things quick
Id do the airplane with a bite towards the window before bringing it in for a crash landing... ...
IN MY MOUFFFF!
He just wanted to know if your dad liked the food he made
Hit the glass…do it…
Thankfully, the child's parents are there to inform him of how he should act...
I prob an asshole for this but I would just get my hand and put it over his face and if he moves I would just put my coat up against the window to block him
OMFDDD HE WERE EATING SO FUNNY REALISING THE CHILD WATCHING😂😂
He doesn't need to look, he knows. He's playing it up 🤣
Chinese algae eaters. That’s a big guy!
This is kinda sad
The Hokage vs Naruto
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Gordon Ramsey?
I would of just slammed my hand against the window all of a sudden
Looks like the chinese was also enjoying your dad💀
Like a zoo
It’s funny when I was like in my cringy teen years while at a mall sitting eating with my family a cubby Asian kid around the same age walked up and shoved my half eaten hot dog in his mouth then walked away
Idk. Kid seems chill. It’s the dude who keeps nodding and making weird noises that needs to chill. He’s eating some food, not working out on a Peloton.
Nah mate the kid needs to go away from the window staring at people eating is double rude
Naaaaa he was trying to warn you like yooooo that’s my cat your eating my man
Fuck you.
I’m surprised at the number of people talking bad about the kid instead of the guy over-acting for the camera and the pos laughing while filming.
Just enjoying "his chinese"?
Why would you eat rice with a fork when there's a spoon there yo
To think they call Americans fat 😂😂😂 kids face is rounder than a bowling ball