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I remember one day I was on the London Underground and this lady who is quite fat entered the train with her 3 children.
One of the boys saw the reflection of their mom once the train started moving in the dark tunnel.
The kid shouted
" LOOK MOMMY... YOU HAVE TWO CHINS AND I HAVE ONLY ONE "
I once was on the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland and a family of very large people were on our boat. We got only just into the tunnel, just where we could hear the music and couldn't be seen by staff, and then we stopped. Boats started ramming into us, but we didn't budge. My little brother, probably 6 or so at the time, loudly asked "Are we stuck because of all the fat people on our boat?" And my sister and I, probably 12 and 11 at the time, couldn't stop laughing. In fact, I'm laughing right now.
We were stuck for maybe 10-20 minutes before the worst part happened. The staff came along the side and had to escort the large family off the boat, JUST the large family, and we started to move again. As we neared the end and could see the light from outside, my brother cheered and we asked "Did you enjoy the ride?" And he said, "No! I'm glad that it's over!" And tbf, it was a long time to hear that song on repeat.
We were at Tyrell Museum (think dinosaurs), and they had a scale where it told you what kind of animal you weigh the same as. I was 8months pregnant, and I was as heavy as a big horned sheep. My ex husband has never ever let it go, and 22 years later my kids STILL call me a big horned sheep :/
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