r/FunnyAnimals Predictions Tournament!

2022-06-12T06:46:05+00:00

AYYY we did it! r/FunnyAnimals reached 780k!!!

MASTERBAlT · 2022-06-01T22:21:51+00:00

Plot twist, a blob fish has 10 legs 😳

BenignEgoist · 2022-06-12T00:52:22+00:00

The pandas ran out of food on day 1. Who the fuck wrote this garbage?

AnaBarail · 2022-06-02T01:28:07+00:00

I hate maths

munkeybutthead · 2022-06-01T19:02:57+00:00

Altruistic-Gene-4407 · 2022-06-11T00:42:10+00:00

mY DoG stEPpEd oN a BeEee..

No-Philosopher-6846 · 2022-06-08T19:13:15+00:00

34, Fibonachi row

Jb-wate · 2022-06-10T04:33:31+00:00

New problem: How much money did the man spend on animals every day of the week? Part 2: Will the amount of money he has right now be enough to pay his taxes?

ShadyJake75 · 2022-06-08T23:37:38+00:00

None. The lizards they all died.

randomleopard · 2022-06-11T00:46:13+00:00

I am guessing there are other interpretable patterns, but each animal from the first problem's list incrementally adds a letter, starting from 2 with "ox" up to 8 with "aardvark." I would pick "alligator" next in the sequence, since it is the only animal from the additive list with 9 letters.

bqethebqest · 2022-06-10T20:22:07+00:00

i want to kill myself

N0tAGoos3 · 2022-06-08T21:58:56+00:00

Fibbonaci sequence. 3+5=8 5+8=13 8+13=21 13+21=34.

itzmrinyo · 2022-06-10T04:27:14+00:00

157 For the first one I think. Isn't this just basic algebra but with animal emojis instead of letters?

I-HATE-Y0U · 2022-06-08T21:22:07+00:00

r/FunnyAnimals

Spiritual_Bee_9202 · 2022-06-10T11:43:28+00:00

The answer is simple….. ducks are made of wood=witch

Ekseld · 2022-06-15T03:41:41+00:00

For the first question, it’s pretty simple. Cat and rabbit both end with the letter T, bee and mouse both end with the letter E, panda and koala both end with the letter A. So the only logical answer would be frog = pig because they both end with the letter G

2022-06-01T22:23:01+00:00

Fuck sake I guess wrong.

Timo6506 · 2022-06-12T08:52:30+00:00

🐈 = 6

🐢 + 🐢 = 🐈

🐈 ÷ 🐢 = 🦍

🦍 - 🦓 = 🦓

🐈 ÷ 🦍 (🦓 + 🦍) = ?

What is the value of ?

yajackdaman · 2022-06-02T00:35:14+00:00

114 . (6×3)+(15×4)+(2×2)+(8×4)+0=114 . 18+60+4+32+0=114

MightyDumpty · 2022-06-10T07:23:23+00:00

I've been playing the mildly infuriating predictions enough to know that for 🦚=__🦚, the blank should be 1. A peacock equals a peacock.

Where's my prize now

2022-06-14T04:56:18+00:00

No way to know the energy of the cat without knowing how hard the cat was pushed. If the cat was released you could calculate using only gravity.

EnableSelf · 2022-06-15T06:47:22+00:00

Shouldn't it be 12h?? 4+4+4= 12 3+3+3+3= 12 2+2+2+2+2+2= 12 so they'd all be fed at 7pm, but it says 19h???

Greenteawizard87 · 2022-07-01T04:55:32+00:00

Why so much math? SO. MUCH. MATH. Why not fun/unusual animal facts?

Tinkoo17 · 2022-06-10T20:56:58+00:00

Horse...

RecoveringAbuse · 2022-06-11T02:40:46+00:00

Alligator

STLflyover · 2022-06-11T03:50:25+00:00

Its alligator ladies and gents.

MetamorphicHard · 2022-06-15T03:57:49+00:00

Anyone else suspicious of the cat = 6 and turtle + turtle = cat one? There’s no question after, so it seems like a troll one

perky2012 · 2022-06-15T15:42:57+00:00

What the fuck is this shit?

TylerBaraby · 2022-06-17T21:06:18+00:00

You make a pretty strong argument against paying for reddit premium...

Boltied · 2022-06-17T22:54:23+00:00

PLEAAASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOD! How do I stop this shit from coming up in my feed?!

Murder-of-Crows8 · 2022-06-10T04:35:43+00:00

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No_Surprise1102 · 2022-06-10T07:30:04+00:00

2022-06-10T20:41:13+00:00

My rabbit takes me to climax in 3 seconds flat

whitea44 · 2022-06-11T04:00:19+00:00

Alligator. The name increases by one letter per animal.

TrackNStarshipXx800 · 2022-06-11T19:03:30+00:00

vintageplays1 · 2022-06-11T19:19:05+00:00

A pound is a measure of force, you’d need to convert to a unit of mass assuming Earth’s gravity, and then you can find the acceleration of each.

psykocsis · 2022-06-11T19:23:12+00:00

Can't calculate, pounds are already a force!

Brusion · 2022-06-12T00:44:42+00:00

9 hours and 36 minutes. Then dead.

kikazztknmz · 2022-06-12T01:18:08+00:00

This makes no sense. With 60lbs, there's not enough bamboo for all 5 pandas for even the first day. What did I miss?

AltruisticAddition48 · 2022-06-12T01:20:32+00:00

30 lbs/ day/ panda x5 pandas is 150 lbs. They don't have enough for day 1!!!

2022-06-12T01:22:14+00:00

If the pandas essentially want to eat 150 pounds of food per day and you are only giving them 60 a day, wouldn't they just starve??? How are you feeding them 145 if you only have 60 available? I cannot wrap my mind around this question.

superwholockian62 · 2022-06-12T01:28:38+00:00

Wouldn't they run out of bamboo in a few hours....

Mix_Traditional · 2022-06-12T01:29:13+00:00

Am I missing something on the panda one? If they eat 145lbs a day and there is 60lbs avilable, they would not have enough to feed all of the pandas for one day?

SebasCbass · 2022-06-12T01:35:42+00:00

Fact. There are more helicopters in the sea than there is boats in the sky.

Routine-Action7326 · 2022-06-12T01:39:31+00:00

Wtf is the panda question💀 it would take them less than half a day to eat the rest of the bamboo

Fantuhm · 2022-06-12T02:34:42+00:00

Nice try. I'm not doing math

Commercial_Local508 · 2022-06-12T05:49:08+00:00

new prediction: how long will it take me to figure out how to expand the question to read the whole thing? A) Someone will tell me how to do it (please) B) ???? C) I am begging again (but louder) D) ??????????

Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg · 2022-06-12T08:15:19+00:00

This isn’t funny animals! This is math!

Phoenix_Cluster · 2022-06-12T08:20:19+00:00

asking a physics question and using pounds jesus

Motor_Tea_2309 · 2022-06-14T02:03:39+00:00

Why are we combining Newtons and pounds in one question? Are we assuming it's pound-mass and not pound force? Do we convert units??? I need more info😅

EnvironmentalAlarm77 · 2022-06-15T04:04:34+00:00

Pig. Each of the animals shares a last letter of its name with its partner.

mpmmpmmpm · 2022-06-15T06:22:57+00:00

Why would 7am to 7pm be 19 hours…?

EnderSolsticeTP · 2022-06-15T10:48:36+00:00

Why am I doing algebra with animals

Foxhighlord · 2022-06-15T15:05:20+00:00

What even is the question here. Does it not show properly on mobile?

pebbleddemons · 2022-06-16T04:41:01+00:00

On question 3 the hours are wrong. For instance it says 7am is 19h away from 7 pm. This is obviously incorrect as since we only use a 12 hour clock the difference in time between (x)am and (x)pm is always 12 hours, even on different days they will obviously be separated by 24(# of days)+12 hours and so will always be divisible by 12

BrainSlugParty3000 · 2022-06-17T00:19:23+00:00

These are fucking stupid

makesart · 2022-06-17T20:45:55+00:00

Since when is arithmetic a prediction? The answer is the answer whether now or in the future.

To put it in a simplified version that maybe can be understood here - words mean stuff.

IamTheUndeadSlayer · 2022-06-17T21:12:12+00:00

Hits blunt is this mfer asking reddit for money

lucidlenskatherine · 2022-06-17T22:03:54+00:00

What the fuck even are these?

Queasy_Cap_7466 · 2022-06-17T22:33:40+00:00

This is an exceedingly poorly written question.

2022-06-18T00:17:15+00:00

How do we get this nonsense to come up less? It's retarded and annoying.

littleprof123 · 2022-06-18T01:43:26+00:00

"3 times more" is ambiguous (even though it shouldn't be). The question that uses it almost certainly has 2 equally valid answers.

Zer0-Space · 2022-06-18T03:40:55+00:00

I am not "joining" jack shit this whole prediction thing is cringe the answer is obviously 36

ToleratorYT · 2022-06-24T19:11:04+00:00

god bless google

Frosty_Pineapple78 · 2022-06-25T16:07:22+00:00

r/USdefaultism

Iwantmynameback · 2022-06-27T11:20:29+00:00

These predictions fucking suck. Stop.

TheLegendarySheep · 2022-07-01T01:59:39+00:00

oh, reddit isn’t tired of these stupid prediction posts yet? give it a few weeks

socsa · 2022-07-01T02:07:58+00:00

What the fuck is this shit?

Dismal_Dalliance · 2022-07-01T02:35:59+00:00

Well, that would depend on whether or not the dog was traveling in a straight line, if not, then it would further depend on his direction of travel and how it changed over time.

Kakao_Trees · 2022-07-01T02:36:52+00:00

too bad 9.8 m/s2 is the right answer

KnotYoBoi · 2022-07-01T02:42:00+00:00

Wtf! Don’t gimme that school kind anxiety attack!

gecko1995 · 2022-07-01T09:52:33+00:00

I'm an Aussie... How can I select all of them?

PileaPal_ · 2022-07-01T20:57:29+00:00

Excuse me, I’m not tryna do math

Someonewhowon · 2022-07-01T22:39:57+00:00

Y’all really struggle with comprehension. Read the entire question (60)

Failed2launch · 2022-07-02T00:54:14+00:00

why isn't 36 an answer for the penguin question?

Elijawsome_2006 · 2022-06-07T05:32:51+00:00

How many days and weeks bc I can’t see the rest

tfWindman · 2022-06-08T02:24:59+00:00

Turtles gonna make a comeback. I can feel it

2022-06-15T12:05:47+00:00

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FlatulentWallaby · 2022-06-22T23:50:05+00:00

Holy fuck these stupid fucking contests need to be banned site wide.

No_Crow_6527 · 2022-06-08T19:58:05+00:00

I know the first one, but I cant tell you guys lol. (Hint, it has to do with lizards)

cmonwhy · 2022-06-17T21:04:02+00:00

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DavidMalchik · 2022-06-18T05:33:45+00:00

Puppy + kitty = bunny barks + purrs = bu nny

Frog + pony/horse/bronco = croc croaks + nays/brays/clops?= croc? Seems no way to create “Odile.”

lion + cow = ? Roars + moos = roos or RoarRoars + moos = roos or Roa + WTF = roasted duck?

Lion + cOW = OWL

4 legged land animal + 4 legged land animal = 4 legged land animal

Swimmer & land animal + land animal = swimmer & land anima

dead end

negate the possible solutions...

bee = insect with stinger, unique

Owl, duck, eagle all birds that fly...negate each other as possible unique answers

penguins, ducks both are birds that swim...only 1 possible answer so neither of these

pride + herd = ??? No logic here...

conclusion: bee is unique answer.

Certain-Ad9177 · 2022-06-25T04:34:05+00:00

Clamlelon

6DeadlyDevil9 · 2022-07-01T22:27:08+00:00

BostonDodgeGuy · 2022-06-24T20:48:04+00:00

For the love of God can we delete this post?

Lucashmere · 2022-06-25T03:37:14+00:00

Can we stop doing this? Its quite stupid

SCOOP_youp · 2022-06-25T10:08:14+00:00

Can anyone explain to me what the heck a predictions tournament is, why it has 133 thousand upvotes, and what are the seemingly random riddle comments referring to?

TheTattooOnR2D2sFace · 2022-06-09T02:36:30+00:00

People taking about the Fibonacci row but I just did this

3 x 2 = 6 - 1 = 5

5 x 2 = 10 - 2 = 8

8 x 2 = 16 - 3 = 13

13 x 2 = 26 - 4 = 22 (close enough)

21 x 2 = 42 - 5 = 37 (close enough to 34)

So I went with 34

Rajasum · 2022-06-10T12:06:50+00:00

1) 157, 2) 34, 3) 🐕 4) IDK

dfk97 · 2022-06-12T16:01:15+00:00

dylpick44 · 2022-06-12T21:09:38+00:00

The first question doesn’t clarify if the 5 horses are the Clydesdales, and the Frisians, or if there are 5 additional horses on top of the 2 breeds. The punctuation makes it seem like the latter.

Wonderful-Sky-4758 · 2022-06-15T10:09:49+00:00

caT = rabbiT beE = mousE pandA = koalA froG = piG

Just the last letter of each animal

FatGuyFromMars69 · 2022-06-22T19:56:05+00:00

I want to kill myself

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