I was on a first date with a woman who said she was 32 that I met on an online dating site. I met her at the restaurant and the first thing that I noticed was she looked very little like her pictures. I wouldn't call it a catfish but she did wonders with her angles choices and usages of filters to present her self as best as possible in her profile. The deception instantly turned me off but I decide to proceed with the date anyways.

After our drinks arrive but before our food arrives while, getting to know each other she tells me she has 5 kids! I know from our brief online interaction that she has never been married so I pretty bluntly ask if they all have the same father and she says no. She doesn't say how many baby Daddy's she has unprompted so I bluntly ask "with how many men" and she seemed embarrassed to answer then says 3. My response was "wow" and we both sat there in silence for about 30 seconds as I desperately try to not burst out into laughter, I'm not sure why I found the situation so funny maybe it was a nervous tick. I tell her "I don't see this going anywhere", leave enough money on the table for my drink and the food I ordered and walk out without any further conversation.

I wanted to say you should disclose you have 5 kids with 3 different men on your profile to prevent from wasting people's time but I didn't want to add insult to injury knowing I was about to walk out of and I suppose I could have asked before meeting her.