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ILikeBeans86 · 2024-02-10T23:00:10+00:00

Chiefs have been to 4 super bowls in 5 years. What was the excuse the other years?

QuirkyCookie6 · 2024-02-10T23:05:44+00:00

She doesn't even endorse Biden though

It's fairly well known in the Fandom that she doesn't make stances on issues and just encourages people to vote.

bowsmountainer · 2024-02-10T23:17:37+00:00

According to republicans, Biden is a forgetful senile old man, but also a genius mastermind playing 5d chess, and planning out everything that happens in the world 4 years in advance.

Wrong_Bus6250 · 2024-02-10T23:31:40+00:00

Yes. Make the GOP suspicious and fearful of the NFL. Take away their ability to enjoy football because their lead poisoned brains are unable to avoid seeing conspiracy theories in everything as they scramble to understand why they keep getting dumber and angrier and more and more confused by everything all the time until they die.

They earned it.

Editor_Previous · 2024-02-10T22:58:00+00:00

JESUS CHRIST fo people believe in that shit?

dirtdiggler67 · 2024-02-10T23:51:42+00:00

I want a show of hands on how many people would turn down $20 million to do that commercial.

slicehyperfunk · 2024-02-10T23:05:36+00:00

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dover_oxide · 2024-02-10T23:41:02+00:00

That would require a level of coordination that we have never seen our government or corporations ever achieve.

Old_Leg_1679 · 2024-02-11T00:05:03+00:00

Chiefs fan here. We didn’t “Magically make it to the Super Bowl” we’re one of the best teams in football. We’ve made it there multiple times.

jayclaw97 · 2024-02-11T02:09:33+00:00

I don’t care about football at all but I’m rooting for the Chiefs solely because the right is losing their shit over the existence of Travis Kelce and his relationship with Taylor Swift.

Square_Pop3210 · 2024-02-11T00:06:02+00:00

Kelce is from Cleveland Heights. It is a very diverse and liberal inner suburb of Cleveland. Cleveland Hts went 86% for Biden in 2020. Am I surprised about the Bud Light, vaccine promotions, and kneeling for the national anthem? No. Not at all. Is it all a rigged NFL storyline for ratings? No. Are MAGA all butthurt because it turns out the best TE in the NFL is a liberal and they’re jealous that liberal dudes can be masculine straight dudes and date beautiful women? Oh yeah!

joeyo1423 · 2024-02-10T23:31:09+00:00

Conspiracy theorists are so pathetic lmao

tomasdiesel · 2024-02-11T00:48:38+00:00

You’d think if Joe Biden the Eagles fan had anything to do with a rigged NFL season, the Chiefs wouldn’t be the beneficiary

Not-The-NSA2023 · 2024-02-11T00:59:38+00:00

Yea, the Chiefs “magically” made it to the Super Bowl….for the 4th time in 5 years

Also Kelce is on the record having the hots for Taylor Swift going back years

Sir_Poopenstein · 2024-02-11T04:41:07+00:00

*Biden descends on helicopter.*

Travis: "Mr. President?"

JB: "Travis, my boy, I have a mission for you. I need Kansas City to win the Super Bowl."

T: "Impossible, the Chiefs haven't been to the Super Bowl since last year."

JB: "That's why I brought backup."

*Taylor Swift emerges from helicopter with a pack of Bud Lite.*

Blackout987 · 2024-02-10T23:19:21+00:00

It is a love story baby, just say, yes.

Prior-Concentrate-87 · 2024-02-10T23:57:53+00:00

Thank god we’re starting to censor B!den.

Higgins8585 · 2024-02-11T01:10:49+00:00

I find it funny that these dumb Republicans always think the entire world is in on some conspiracy specifically against American Republicans.

nsjsjkddk · 2024-02-10T22:54:17+00:00

As a Raven fan I would like to accept this as the rain why we lost lmao

Nefilim314 · 2024-02-10T23:30:33+00:00

Winners gonna win

fatCHUNK3R · 2024-02-11T00:06:11+00:00

The finger pointing to the budlight necklace just made it all come together.

Wardinator1991 · 2024-02-11T00:22:37+00:00

These conspiracy theorists are somehow getting dumber and dumber

hendrix320 · 2024-02-11T01:51:35+00:00

Biden managed all of that and he rigged a national election at this point why wouldn’t you want this genius running the country? /s

newtype89 · 2024-02-10T23:55:46+00:00

The brain rot is real

SaintCholo · 2024-02-11T01:27:24+00:00

Biden is a marketing genius

Biden is a genius matchmaker

Biden is a genius

rudbek-of-rudbek · 2024-02-11T01:55:20+00:00

I like how they spell pf!zer in this post like they are beating the censor or deep state or whatever but don't realize that filtering by jab would also allow the deep state to track them. P.S. like and share to keep Facebook from taking down this post

Ahnawnemus · 2024-02-11T02:25:32+00:00

This is complete facepalm. Literally everything they said was completely unrelated

calaan · 2024-02-11T02:47:50+00:00

It’s amazing how conspiracy theorists will tie themselves into knots when Capitalism explains it all.

sandysea420 · 2024-02-11T02:53:45+00:00

Now they believe in Magic…

Judge_Rhinohold · 2024-02-11T03:08:56+00:00

Yes, the Chiefs were just a random team near the bottom of the standings before this season.

What_the_Pie · 2024-02-11T03:12:29+00:00

Haven’t the Chiefs been in playoffs or the Super Bowl for ten years?

Burrmanchu · 2024-02-11T00:07:18+00:00

Number one, the Chiefs have made it to four of the last five super bowls right? Number two, Taylor Swift has never endorsed Biden. Not one fucking time.

I hate these fucking people and they're fucking clown ass memes, and I hope they all go to Russia for all that "freedom" they think is there.

sandboxvet · 2024-02-11T01:24:19+00:00

I only hope their Q-anoid babble gets even more bizarre. Please show us more crazy. This is entertaining!

odin5858 · 2024-02-11T01:59:40+00:00

Not even a black hole can create a stretch that big

CommandEducational22 · 2024-02-11T00:05:49+00:00

Good thing typewriters went digital.

CommandEducational22 · 2024-02-11T00:07:26+00:00

Oh you must have seen that tattoo on biden's hand guess you were confused.

FBGDurk · 2024-02-11T02:36:38+00:00

Hold up…

I hadn’t thought about that. You HAVE to admit it does make sense.

Awkward_Potential_ · 2024-02-11T02:41:18+00:00

I have to admit, if I were one of these idiots this conspiracy would make some level of sense.

CommandEducational22 · 2024-02-10T23:20:00+00:00

Anyone that takes a knee should be thrown out of NFL leave the country who is forcing you to be here

CommandEducational22 · 2024-02-11T02:58:18+00:00

Well, I'm picturing a man at a BLM protest taking selfies to show his liberal social media friends

spookyballsHD · 2024-02-10T23:53:57+00:00

Imagine caring about any of this.

synphilter · 2024-02-11T00:32:46+00:00

And they had them make it to 4 of the past 5 Superbowls just to cover their tracks.

Tripl3_Nipple_Sack · 2024-02-11T00:54:48+00:00

So then what about two of the last three? Or does that not count?

MoreRamenPls · 2024-02-11T01:10:49+00:00

“Magically”. Like they just appeared!

Field_Marshal_blitz · 2024-02-11T01:17:53+00:00

r/nflcirclejerk

TaftsTummyforTaxes · 2024-02-11T01:33:22+00:00

Wait hold on 🤔 let him cook 🤣🤣🤣

DJgowin1994 · 2024-02-11T01:50:21+00:00

Listen to New Heights, there’s no way Trav is part of any conspiracy.

Flippy-Doo · 2024-02-11T02:22:20+00:00

Don't you think if there was a massive conspiracy about Travis Kelce and the KC Chiefs making it to the Superbowl....wouldn't the powers that be give Travis Kelce a better girlfriend than Taylor Swift..they could at least hook him up with Margot Robbie

Fearless_ThoughtsNZI · 2024-02-11T03:29:50+00:00

To the people that couldn’t fully understand the delusion conspiracies of the far right, this is a perfect example of how stupid their thought process is. They base there policies, if u can call it that, on pure hate filled fantasies that don’t exist or make sense

Chemical-Passage-715 · 2024-02-11T04:08:44+00:00

Fuckin communists

MaxxtheKnife · 2024-02-11T04:38:51+00:00

Right because the elites are controlling football, not the economy and the government.

ArmageddonSteelLegio · 2024-02-11T06:31:48+00:00

Damn, Dunkin and Eli must have been cooking some Globuhalist k00laid!

Ke-Win · 2024-02-11T06:49:10+00:00

Is B!den the new P!nk?

brianybrian · 2024-02-11T07:57:30+00:00

Biden the bumbling old fool who’s too demented to be president and mastermind of a scheme to rig the NFL.

They can’t have both ffs

StopMotionHarry · 2024-02-11T09:39:48+00:00

They were vaccinated, but they don’t have autism? They must have faked getting the jab!!! /s

DarthCaedas · 2024-02-11T10:07:36+00:00

The Kansas City Chiefs: consistently beating damn near everybody for 5 years

Republicans: This is clearly a false flag operation so that Taylor Swift can indoctrinate the entire country into voting for Biden. "

That being said, LET'S GO NINERS!!! #BangBangNinerGang

PhatOofxD · 2024-02-11T11:03:18+00:00

Ah so they're saying the vaccine made him better?

goddessdontwantnone · 2024-02-11T12:13:46+00:00

They went before.

He didn’t make the Super Bowl. The whole team did.

This is dumb.

averagemaleuser86 · 2024-02-11T14:52:41+00:00

Or... here me out... maybe the reason there's so much publicity is... wait for it... the KC Cheifs are good a TC is a good player. Attention draws attention. He can absolutely have "his people" call "her people" to make a meet up happen and they hit it off.

Embarrassed-Pass-408 · 2024-02-11T15:50:41+00:00

"Magically?". Do they even watch football?

Terrible

dpaanlka · 2024-02-11T17:46:24+00:00

Are Pfizer and Biden censored words now in their alternate reality?

Sethars · 2024-02-11T19:31:50+00:00

As a Ravens fan, a “league is scripted” conspiracy would make me feel better about this year’s shitshow of an AFC Championship Game, but the reality is, unfortunately, that my birds just blew it 😑

Apprehensive_Win194 · 2024-02-11T21:08:52+00:00

Both did try to force the entire country to take the vax using osha and it worked

Toasty_warm_slipper · 2024-02-11T21:38:06+00:00

I believe it’s called hard work and pulling yourself up by your bootstraps. Not mAgiC.

Nothing2SeeHear13 · 2024-02-11T21:40:18+00:00

Effing idiot

chegocheggs · 2024-02-11T22:22:11+00:00

It does beg the question, how did Travis avoid the Capernick treatment?

Amser1121 · 2024-02-12T00:19:15+00:00

Idk why but them censoring Biden is so funny to me

ApotheoticSpider · 2024-02-12T00:49:50+00:00

Another theory, maybe the Chiefs are just that good? 🤔

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