The Real Housewives of Dallas S5 - E14 - A Doggone Mess - Live Episode Discussion

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:36:44+00:00

“We definitely do some weird things in the Westcott household because of our blonde leader.” Court... I love you.

tacobellini · 2021-04-14T01:27:26+00:00

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IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-14T01:05:59+00:00

Is Kary seriously justifying her actions by saying she was upset she didn’t get a machete?

soph_lurk_2018 · 2021-04-14T01:19:43+00:00

Who puts salsa in someone’s bed. I would lose it.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-14T01:26:10+00:00

So they've ruined two mattresses and this hot tub. Jesus Christ.

Pinkflowers12 · 2021-04-14T01:26:40+00:00

This is so atrocious to watch them destroy this Airbnb. This is so awful. I hope bravo paid the owner for all the damages.

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-14T01:42:12+00:00

Wow D’Andra’s family drama is way deeper than I imagined. It’s like a soap opera

georgiannastardust · 2021-04-14T01:20:17+00:00

Omg and if it stains the mattress. Totally not equivalent to the fart prank

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:21:15+00:00

Kary is a top tier worst housewife.

courtbox · 2021-04-14T01:18:53+00:00

Charles seems like a nice guy. I hope he had fun with the ladies.

phoenixchimera · 2021-04-14T01:25:48+00:00

It annoys me that they wasted so much (good) food by leaving the pig out there overnight.

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:46:02+00:00

Was D’Andra’s dad’s will a “and to my daughter, Ramona Mazur Singer, I bequeath nothing” type of situation? Her life intrigues me.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:56:50+00:00

A twinkle in Daddy’s eye

✨Ding ✨

Blessed by Daniel and editing.

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-04-14T01:28:37+00:00

I love the fact Kam went off on Kary because that was so out of line.

temporarilyHere3 · 2021-04-14T01:25:18+00:00

I don't understand how people can be such slobs and so messy. Especially when it isn't even their own property.

tvjunkie0206 · 2021-04-14T01:43:55+00:00

Wait, Mama Dee made a deal to forgo child support in exchange for the inheritance going to D’Andra?

Angelina881 · 2021-04-14T01:19:29+00:00

Whoally shit. Wtf Kary, bitch can dish it out all day but can never take it. She’s repulsive.

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-14T01:48:48+00:00

‘A dream come true ‘ Moving from a 4 million dollar house to an 8 million dollar house DREAMS DO COME TRUE IF YOU BELIEVE

ieatstickers · 2021-04-14T01:47:34+00:00

i do not believe for a second that kameron didn’t hire movers to pack the whole house up

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-04-14T01:30:46+00:00

The fact Kary had to be interrupted mid apology to be corrected for how shitty her apology was just shows she rarely apologizes for her shitty behavior.

jerseyloveee · 2021-04-14T01:44:07+00:00

I would absolutely read a book about D’Andra’s life...or watch a miniseries about it

imhere_4_beer · 2021-04-14T01:54:03+00:00

We learn something fascinating about D’Andra every week. At this point if she told us about a prison stint or how she was briefly voted President of Texas or how she invented cold brew coffee, I wouldn’t be surprised.

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-14T01:09:52+00:00

“Swing Your Dingaling”

“You played this at church camp??” 💀

courtbox · 2021-04-14T01:22:30+00:00

I wonder if Kary’s hubby will be leaving soon. Imagine living with her on a day to day

2021-04-14T01:19:20+00:00

IF IT WAS CHERRIOS 🤣🤣🤣

jack2385314 · 2021-04-14T01:48:13+00:00

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vodkasaucepizza · 2021-04-14T01:20:47+00:00

How could she disrespect people’s furniture and belongings.

dorindascakes · 2021-04-14T01:44:36+00:00

D’Andra is one of the most fascinating housewives to me. What an onion!

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-14T01:20:59+00:00

I hate Kary. This needs to be her last season. She’s just getting worse and it’s not fun to watch

advocatecarey · 2021-04-14T01:20:16+00:00

Kary ruins everything!

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-14T01:18:47+00:00

Omg kary is off the rails

2021-04-14T01:19:59+00:00

This poor AirBnb host!

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-14T01:29:32+00:00

“I’m a little concerned for the poor owners of this place”

Ummm I’m a lil concerned that you’re all GROWN ADULTS & trashed this house sooo badly 🤯

LPGreen · 2021-04-14T01:43:32+00:00

The one thing about this group I will say in their defense is they're not as afraid as other franchises to be without glam, and are equally if not more wealthy/able to afford it as they are (cough Erika Stealardi)

amarie928 · 2021-04-14T01:27:21+00:00

I always envy housewife pajamas

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-14T01:11:05+00:00

Hahaha I’m dying at Kam flopping into the whipped cream mess after not listening to the instructions

veronicagetsmehigh · 2021-04-14T01:19:36+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with kary

NayeBomb · 2021-04-14T01:44:56+00:00

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soph_lurk_2018 · 2021-04-14T01:24:49+00:00

This women are slobs. How did they trash the house this much overnight? I have stayed in vacation houses with groups of women and the house never looks like this.

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-14T01:26:59+00:00

I don’t think they are getting their deposit back

IncognitoMuffin93 · 2021-04-14T01:19:38+00:00

I didn’t think Kary could get any worse and then she dumps salsa all over the beds! Holy shit!

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-14T02:00:39+00:00

NOT ANOTHER GOD DAMNED MURDER MYSTERY

yyyaaasss · 2021-04-14T02:02:18+00:00

Kary is SUCH an awful person. My kindergarteners have better self-control than her.

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:20:13+00:00

Ruining sheets isn’t a fun prank, Kary.

tacobellini · 2021-04-14T01:58:24+00:00

This makes me sad for Tiff's mom.

Her mom clearly remembers Tiffany's childhood differently and valued the time they did spend together. I'm not saying her mom was right, but it sounds like her mom thought she was doing the best she could.

tacobellini · 2021-04-14T01:34:30+00:00

Tiffany's mini scientists are so cute

jerseyloveee · 2021-04-14T01:40:54+00:00

If a man isn’t obsessed with me the way Jeremy is with D’Andra, I don’t want him

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:26:40+00:00

KAMERON PLEASE LEAD THE KARY HATE SQUAD.

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jerseyloveee · 2021-04-14T01:37:10+00:00

Hilton Westcott is a whole mood, she said “we’ve heard enough”

phoenixchimera · 2021-04-14T01:16:48+00:00

Now i'm going to go back to eating my corn.

Relatable AF rn

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:50:49+00:00

Now I want dumplings.

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-14T01:36:39+00:00

Court is aware he is on camera and I love it so much.

Chub-Rub-Club · 2021-04-14T01:24:19+00:00

Does Kary have a single fan at this point? She's the fucking worst.

tacobellini · 2021-04-14T01:36:36+00:00

Court's face: "what the fuck am I paying for"

ieatstickers · 2021-04-14T01:25:32+00:00

kary has had to give like 3 apologies a day on this trip, you’d think she’d be better at them by now

SpookySluts · 2021-04-14T01:42:16+00:00

D’andra is really carrying this season for me

2021-04-14T01:31:44+00:00

“Is this a seance?”

🤣😂 that killed me

2021-04-14T01:57:32+00:00

Because you were privileged.

I like Tiffany’s honesty with her children

advocatecarey · 2021-04-14T01:25:58+00:00

These women are DISGUSTING!

tacobellini · 2021-04-14T01:25:55+00:00

I want to know how much the host charged for hot tub damages.

taco_cat0 · 2021-04-14T01:37:17+00:00

“We get it, move on puhhlease”

I stan Hilton 👑

nightmusic08 · 2021-04-14T02:55:08+00:00

I’m surprised Kary even got a second season and I hope bravo is regretting the decision. She and Brandi are such heavy, dark clouds on what could’ve otherwise been a really fun and goofy season of Dallas.

MrPTG2051 · 2021-04-14T01:39:42+00:00

D’s glasses kill me. Sally Jesse Raphael.

badgers_badger · 2021-04-14T01:21:28+00:00

How did everyone keep their cool with Kary?! I would have been losing my shit and screaming and throwing her shit on the lawn

sh7789 · 2021-04-14T01:41:30+00:00

Ahhh Kameron did the dog séance for her daughter.

trolldoll26 · 2021-04-14T01:01:15+00:00

Do we get to see Brandi realize she’s pregnant?

beyondbelief0 · 2021-04-14T01:21:33+00:00

Kary's such a trash person.

MarinaPinotLover · 2021-04-14T01:21:36+00:00

Wait whaaat? Respect for Tiffany for getting on their level. I remember those fart bombs from Middle School and they are disgusting and make you want to barf. Kari dumping salsa all over her bed to one-up the fart bomb is so gross. So Rude to Kameron and the people who own the house and will need to replace the mattress.

richboydubs · 2021-04-14T01:16:44+00:00

The Brandi and Stephanie vs Kameron prank war is one of the longest running storylines on this show lol

LPGreen · 2021-04-14T01:05:15+00:00

The state of this kitchen is giving me serious anxiety

B_Silber · 2021-04-14T01:38:21+00:00

I celebrate the ridiculousness 😂😂😂 awww Court is so supportive of Kam

courtbox · 2021-04-14T01:16:59+00:00

Kam didn’t flinch 🤣

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-14T01:39:13+00:00

Find you a man who thinks you're hot with a spray-painted toilet seat around your face.

missusscamper · 2021-04-14T01:24:46+00:00

I really hate Kary. Poor Charles!!

pinkbeary · 2021-04-14T01:25:24+00:00

it bums me out that I think Kam and Tiff don't get along in real time (maybe I am wrong?) but I like their scenes together!

TurtleWexler8 · 2021-04-14T02:30:52+00:00

My husband once accidentally broke a fake coral figurine at a VRBO rental. He felt terrible and left a note and offered to pay. The label from Home Goods was still on the bottom of it...probably worth about $10-$20. I literally wanted to reach thru the screen and punch Kary when I saw her pour that salsa on the bed. The fact that she did that to someone’s home is so fucked up.

Tiffany is pretty damn articulate on WWHL. Part of me wants her to leave on her own terms b/c she doesn’t need Bravo, but boy I would miss her.

napkintaryn · 2021-04-14T01:35:17+00:00

Brandi looked so pregnant in that bus flashback

jerseyloveee · 2021-04-14T01:20:30+00:00

Kary is an actual piece of shit. Stop blaming it on alcohol.

MotherausKatzen · 2021-04-14T01:59:09+00:00

Appreciate that Daniel removed the kids from this conversation.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:19:15+00:00

THIS IS AN AIRBNB

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:18:28+00:00

I hate farsh smells

We hate your apologies.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:17:35+00:00

Tiffany loosens up each episode. I’m here for it.

2021-04-14T01:40:14+00:00

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zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:09:37+00:00

Kam just flopped into the whipped cream. What a far cry this is from the Kam that came on the show.

jaxswhitesweater · 2021-04-14T01:08:44+00:00

Stephanie's church camp was A LOT different than mine.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-14T01:11:14+00:00

Omg now all that shit is in the hot tub. Hope they didn't want to actually use it after this.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:37:44+00:00

Hilton is lowkey is crying.

Kkcardz · 2021-04-14T04:10:24+00:00

Did Kary really just say to Charles “I feel horrible because Stephanie was really upset today over what I said” UMMM WHAT??? YOU SHOULD BE SORRY YOU WERE A FUCKING ASSHOLE TO HIM. She literally is so garbage

fuzzypinkcrocs · 2021-04-14T01:08:56+00:00

D’Andra’s underwear through the leggings. Nice to know even rich housewives know the struggle

herewego89891 · 2021-04-14T01:30:37+00:00

Deandra looks great in her talking head

ieatstickers · 2021-04-14T01:20:24+00:00

that 100% bled through the mattress

msnorabarnacle · 2021-04-14T01:21:28+00:00

Throwing salsa on a bed is not a prank. It’s being a vindictive little brat.

Pinkflowers12 · 2021-04-14T01:24:59+00:00

YOU WERE DESTROYING SOMEONES AIRBNB NOT JUST MESSING STEPHANIES TRIP UP. TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY KARY

2021-04-14T01:16:50+00:00

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veronicagetsmehigh · 2021-04-14T01:50:44+00:00

Homemade dumplings omfg yes

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-14T01:35:35+00:00

Kam’s daughter looks exactly like kourt

jerseyloveee · 2021-04-14T01:40:09+00:00

Not the inside of a Subway, D’Andra LMAO

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:08:36+00:00

Kary should apologize for her apology.

aggieemily2013 · 2021-04-14T01:35:30+00:00

Kam is my rose this season.

phoenixchimera · 2021-04-14T01:40:46+00:00

I love this silk robe D'Andra is wearing in this scene. Beautiful and very flattering

singleportia · 2021-04-14T01:41:09+00:00

Never thought I’d say this but Court is....attractive??

B_Silber · 2021-04-14T01:49:12+00:00

I seriously don’t know how Court is able to keep a straight face

courtbox · 2021-04-14T01:50:40+00:00

My Bean dog was my soul mate so I totally get Kam. Judge me all you want!

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:26:50+00:00

Kameron, you absolutely cannot feel guilty for cussing Kary out.

Sugarbumb · 2021-04-14T01:19:05+00:00

What is worse? Fart smell or hospital smell?

TurtleWexler8 · 2021-04-14T03:25:09+00:00

Just read an article about Bravo and it’s handling of race on its various programs. Leva from SC posted the New York magazine article on her IG. Interestingly enough the higher ups at Bravo seemed to take notice of the impact the behavior of others had on Tiffany the most. Perhaps, heads are going to roll in Dallas after this season.

Andy seemed to imply he took issue with someone’s behavior during the lake scene where Tiffany had had enough. I’m assuming he was referencing Brandi because he wasn’t letting Tiffany blame herself on WWHL.

B_Silber · 2021-04-14T01:20:02+00:00

That’s pretty fucked up to do that to someone else’s property.

jaxswhitesweater · 2021-04-14T01:26:00+00:00

Kary only cares about upsetting Stephanie and ruining her trip. She's never apologetic bc she's admitting to actually being wrong, just for upsetting Stephanie.

napkintaryn · 2021-04-14T01:19:46+00:00

WOW KARY WOW

Titan_Uranus__ · 2021-04-14T01:40:05+00:00

“Smells like the inside of a subway sandwich shop”

Sounds like Jeremy has some foot fungus he needs to take care of. That’s where that yeasty smell comes from.

denimlikethejean · 2021-04-14T03:48:33+00:00

Who on earth, at that age, throws food onto beds. I literally cannot wrap my brain around this blatant disrespect.

ieatstickers · 2021-04-14T01:19:19+00:00

kary just took that way too far. that’s not your house you dumb asshole

burrito__supreme · 2021-04-14T02:00:59+00:00

ughhhh tiffany making me cry 😭

beyondbelief0 · 2021-04-14T01:28:38+00:00

I'm so jealous of Kam's skin.

GeorgeCuntstanza · 2021-04-14T01:07:10+00:00

Ok this Budwieser can torch is cracking me up.

Ufraudedme · 2021-04-14T01:18:50+00:00

STFU Kary STFU

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:42:18+00:00

This will drama... I am intrigued. This sounds very sketchy. 🤔

zbornaks · 2021-04-14T01:06:22+00:00

Kary’s blaming her horrible behavior on Charles not giving her the machete? What an asshole. That’s not a genuine apology, you dumb cunt.

houseofpaincakes · 2021-04-14T01:19:15+00:00

Wow...really Kary?? Good lord

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onenightsection · 2021-04-14T01:18:57+00:00

What the fuck!!!!

Okg889 · 2021-04-14T01:13:11+00:00

I realized kary lacks empathy hence why she didn’t feel bad for berating Charles and only felt bad she upset Stephanie. Even when she spoke to Stephanie she said she was sad to hear that she cried not that she hurt someone who did nothing to her.

kelseyhart24 · 2021-04-14T01:35:05+00:00

Brandi looks four months pregnant.

SwissHarmyKnife87 · 2021-04-14T02:29:43+00:00

love that they have to deal with Kary this season because she ruined last season for me and they all pretended she was a “victim”. Also, watching them play red neck games and wear terrible hairy suits and trash an air bnb was not fun at all. They need a massive overhaul of this cast or shelve this shit show.

herewego89891 · 2021-04-14T01:53:29+00:00

Ok it’s sad to me that Tiffany keeps comments so much about ‘things she doesn’t do well’ - I think it’s truly how she feels. I wish more people told her how amazing she is so she didn’t fixate so much.

2021-04-14T01:27:00+00:00

Brandi is painfully unfunny to me

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-14T01:19:41+00:00

Bravo didn’t get their deposit back from air bnb

TurtleWexler8 · 2021-04-14T01:20:28+00:00

Yikes. That is some bullshit Kary.

sheepseaexplorer · 2021-04-14T01:20:43+00:00

Kary, that was ridiculous.

singleportia · 2021-04-14T01:20:48+00:00

Kary is nuts

carmeIIasoprano · 2021-04-14T01:47:05+00:00

They didn’t hire packers ?! I don’t believe that

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