The Real Housewives of Dallas S03E16 - Party Fouls - Live Episode Discussion

blahblahblah424242 · 2018-11-29T03:41:16+00:00

That random dude happily recording LeAnn and Brandi's fight on his phone is every single person on this sub

whispersofjohnwaters · 2018-11-29T03:27:25+00:00

Ok but Kam going as Cher from clueless is very on brand™

shouldaUsedAThroway · 2018-11-29T03:58:24+00:00

Edible dog spray glitter? What?

Also my new life goal is to throw a grown up frat rager at my "big ol mansion" as Stephanie would call it and jump in a foam party bounce house with my husband then wait for them all to leave so we can bang after wtf omg her life is so lit

shouldaUsedAThroway · 2018-11-29T03:20:55+00:00

Steph's shirt kills me!!! Harverd community college

kidlambo · 2018-11-29T03:54:21+00:00

Lmao at Cary dropping the cup on LeeAnne and rolling her eyes

emmceebee · 2018-11-29T03:55:15+00:00

Haha Cary is seriously giving me life. She is not here for the dramatics

Dirtywhitegirl118 · 2018-11-29T04:00:18+00:00

Mama Dee comes out like she's going on the Maury show. I'm ready for reunion!

qwertney · 2018-11-29T03:38:51+00:00

Cam is actually serving very real Clueless references and no one is picking up on them 😂

slern29 · 2018-11-29T03:55:08+00:00

Cary rolling her eyes “you’re not alone I’m sitting here” is me every time my bff is too fucked up at at club crying that no man is ever gonna marry her.

2018-11-29T03:03:19+00:00

I am so sad we are already at the finale. This season has been so good and such a breath of fresh housewife air.

SimplyWINEing · 2018-11-29T03:09:18+00:00

Mama Dee needs to come clean that she is really Mary Kay...

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:54:18+00:00

Cary rolling her eyes at LeeAnne on the floor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

zbornaks · 2018-11-29T03:34:49+00:00

How DARE Cary look so good in that crop top and those booty shorts.

2018-11-29T04:12:29+00:00

Thanks Andy Cohen. I didn't realize that LeeAnne hissed at Brandi "like a garden snake."

I think Andy finds LeeAnne disturbing. He's got that look he gets when he doesn't like someone.

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:34:02+00:00

DOES A SNAKE DRAG ITS ASS

Kill me, bury me, and put that on my grave

thelastsummer · 2018-11-29T03:50:55+00:00

What’s with the like ‘ebonics’ code switching Leanne

emmceebee · 2018-11-29T03:47:13+00:00

I really appreciate Stephanie’s minimal makeup at this party. Especially in the franchise where the makeup is always so over the top. She looks gorgeous

thelanes · 2018-11-29T03:36:25+00:00

I just need Travis to act like Adam from Workaholics at this party, because that’s who he looks like to me.

GatesBetch · 2018-11-29T03:07:15+00:00

Ok Rich not wanting to get married is not cute anymore. It's getting old.

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:49:40+00:00

Is Leanne doing this soliloquy alone just for the cameras?? It’s too much

GetMeAColdPop · 2018-11-29T03:20:31+00:00

Lmfao at Stephanie’s “frat house sex” story

kgandthecats · 2018-11-29T03:28:08+00:00

LeeAnne looks like a rodeo clown

qwertney · 2018-11-29T03:51:23+00:00

LeeAnne using her weird southern voice clearly by herself at that table trying to create sound bits/gifs of “quotables” for the show is v creepy. She does that a lot. Cringe.

anp516 · 2018-11-29T03:08:12+00:00

I can't with LeeAnne's fake over the top acting. Her voice is different, her mannerisms are different when she's being real vs. acting.

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:39:15+00:00

Stephanie is pretty tactful with sticky situations

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:47:29+00:00

I NEVER SAID WEST

😂😂😂😂😂

First time Brandi has made me laugh

waitholdit · 2018-11-29T03:54:33+00:00

I WANT TO BE CARY WHEN I GROW UP

Edit: I want her emotional control, body, wardrobe, and ability to fly first class and eat at Michelin starred restaurants.

anp516 · 2018-11-29T03:37:50+00:00

Cary looks fantastic here. She could literally be in college (if she kept her sunglasses on and no one could see the Botox), my younger cousins in college dress just like this.

itwasjustmisplaced · 2018-11-29T03:49:29+00:00

LeeAnne is truly a compulsive liar. You can tell in how she can’t keep any of her stories straight.

slern29 · 2018-11-29T03:49:31+00:00

Woah LeAnnes face... that’s just psychotic.

2018-11-29T03:50:52+00:00

Okay LeeAnn genuinely scared me in that scene. The hair, the eyes, the outfit. YIKES. That’s iconic stuff right there!

waitholdit · 2018-11-29T03:36:06+00:00

Cary’s outfit is the most authentic to how girls dress at frat parties.

Kam ‘s is a mixer outfit.

2018-11-29T03:55:03+00:00

Cary-"ur not alone I'm sitting right here". Ha ha!

slern29 · 2018-11-29T03:04:19+00:00

“Some is my best memories were on the floor of a frat house” same girl same

zbornaks · 2018-11-29T03:25:46+00:00

I feel like LeeAnne was really getting off to the praise that she was getting last season for being funny and iconic (whether you like her or not, her knife hand monologue was legendary), and now everything she says sounds so manufactured and fake.

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:34:51+00:00

I bet Brandi wears that cheerleading outfit regularly

shleytothed · 2018-11-29T03:51:37+00:00

The look on LeeAnne's face......holy crap. Then ranting and swearing, using that bizarre fake ghetto accent alone? Damn. That was next level disturbing.

Dangernj · 2018-11-29T03:19:35+00:00

Kameron. Please stop nodding an enabling this insanity. It's so juvenile. And she's talking about kicking asses again? Why does Kam enable this person?

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:45:51+00:00

I’m so happy that dandra so succinctly articulated how Leanne used her and continues to use people

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:57:30+00:00

Lol at her renovation being an inch of center that is terrible!!!

cats-n-bitches · 2018-11-29T04:00:41+00:00

Although I would never reveal a secret as a friend, as a viewer I can’t wait to hear what it is!!!

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:48:46+00:00

Is LeeAnne channeling a demon?!?!? What the fuck kind of face is that 😂😂😂

Dirtywhitegirl118 · 2018-11-29T03:58:36+00:00

Stephanie is a genuinely good person 💗

bbjenn · 2018-11-29T02:49:53+00:00

Planning on doing my best NOT to mention anyone’s awful extensions, crazy false eyelashes or orange skin! Wish me luck! 🤣

AvivasProstheticLeg · 2018-11-29T03:18:32+00:00

Kam is such a flip flopper. She just said last week she didn’t think Brandi stole the phone?

bbjenn · 2018-11-29T03:54:10+00:00

Love her pouring her drink!!!

kgandthecats · 2018-11-29T03:50:04+00:00

Okay I’m officially on the LeeAnne is possessed by a demon train. All aboard

2018-11-29T03:49:55+00:00

"I never actually called you that, ever. " Say what, now? She didn't say Brandi was an alcoholic?

That is a straight up lie. She JUST said it again to Kameron before this party.

2018-11-29T03:18:13+00:00

LeAnne fucking LOVES labels- and I'm not talking about oversized GG belts.

"Alcoholic" "Stupid" "Carny" "Weird"

cats-n-bitches · 2018-11-29T03:44:29+00:00

We need MKE to call the bartender at the hotel and ask for footage...

swampsangria · 2018-11-29T03:46:22+00:00

So weird how they all talk shit about each other when they’re about 2 feet away

sayitaintsogirl · 2018-11-29T03:20:42+00:00

Favorite theme party on any housewives show ever. 100% relatable

bbjenn · 2018-11-29T03:20:40+00:00

“Harverd” lol

smolpotatoe · 2018-11-29T03:55:26+00:00

I’m beyond confused why snooty Cam, who is sooooo obsessed with social status and reputations, hangs around looney tune LeeAnn. She is a few cards short of a full deck, a total unpredictable psycho and yet she is friends with her? Very confusing

Dirtywhitegirl118 · 2018-11-29T03:51:27+00:00

Rushed here to see what everyone's saying about LeeAnn going hood!!

awesomeblossom_ · 2018-11-29T03:12:08+00:00

If you have to say “I’m not Satan!” you’re probably Satan

pinkdietmountaindew · 2018-11-29T03:49:34+00:00

Gotta hand this to Brandi - Leeanne is fucking terrifying and Brandi didn't flinch.

pinkdietmountaindew · 2018-11-29T04:00:56+00:00

I would trade New Jersey and Atlanta to get this year round.

lipstickandmartinis · 2018-11-29T03:56:26+00:00

Did anyone notice the camera pan over to Brian / the expression on his face during the fight? It made me laugh.

shleytothed · 2018-11-29T03:31:20+00:00

Woof, Leeann is Grade A embarrassing with the matching outfit schpiel. Single white female playing Cam like a fiddle.

Edit: Literally 5 minutes after posting this D'andra and Cary said this verbatim. If the shoe fits 🤷‍♀️

SimplyWINEing · 2018-11-29T03:31:07+00:00

Sitting here with my classmate and she says to tell you that Brandi remind her of an angry goomba from Super Mario. We are 2 bottles deep in Shiraz.

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:35:58+00:00

I JUST SAW LEEANES TIGHTS YIKES

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:54:22+00:00

I have no idea why leeanne is so dramatic there is literally nothing that important

pinkdietmountaindew · 2018-11-29T03:49:41+00:00

Who is LeeAnn talking to at the table? 😂😂🙄

2018-11-29T03:50:29+00:00

I'm confused is Leeanne trying to be ghetto or a member of Dallas society?

Dobby_Lobby · 2018-11-29T03:49:06+00:00

That look in LeeAnne's eye is disgusting and evil. It's full of spite. What a vile person.

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:11:37+00:00

I wonder what dee looks like under all that pile of spackeld on makeup

kidlambo · 2018-11-29T03:20:10+00:00

The Dallas housewives are so fun with their parties. I can't see another city doing a Frat Party, besides maybe New York, but that's a stretch.

s_as_in_sea · 2018-11-29T03:06:24+00:00

So Rich is keeping the eye patch?

kidlambo · 2018-11-29T03:22:25+00:00

I love whenever anyone blonde does that Clueless look, so its a toot for me, Kam.

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:38:29+00:00

Next time someone tells me they need to talk to me I’m going to ask if my hair is flat. Excellent deflection!!!!!

itwasjustmisplaced · 2018-11-29T03:58:47+00:00

LeeAnne really needs to withstand verbal provocation without getting violent and going psycho on people. It's disturbing. Reality TV always involves verbal provocation. One day, she'll lose it and hurt someone.

emmceebee · 2018-11-29T03:48:49+00:00

Thank god Cary is here to cut through the bullshit

shouldaUsedAThroway · 2018-11-29T03:41:37+00:00

Stephanie makes me want to be a stay at home mom lol her life looks so fun

whispersofjohnwaters · 2018-11-29T03:38:08+00:00

Ok I'm going to go ahead and ask Bryan Redmond to unpop his collar.

2018-11-29T03:19:57+00:00

I freakin love Stephanie. Just every time she speaks I love her more.

GetMeAColdPop · 2018-11-29T03:09:47+00:00

Jeremy is a snack, IDGAF

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:28:19+00:00

I wish d’ andra put a little more effort into her outfit

2018-11-29T03:53:13+00:00

"Try me bitch - try me bitch" with those crazy eyes while Cary was yelling "STOP IT" kinda gave me life.

2018-11-29T04:02:43+00:00

Can I just say, I am so proud of all y'all! We had over 600 comments this episode and I think that is fucking fantastic. Dallas Forever!!!

2018-11-29T03:36:56+00:00

I like Bryan REdmond's costume the best. Nothing says Texas frat boy like some pastel shorts and braided belt.

ana62715 · 2018-11-29T03:07:00+00:00

How long did Rich think about that “execution chamber” pun? Hope Shane can loan his king of snarkasm t...

2018-11-29T03:37:52+00:00

Those plaid tights don't match Leanne! Did eye patch Rich tell u that looked good?

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:44:09+00:00

Brandi’s voice is reaching new levels

spa12345789 · 2018-11-29T04:18:31+00:00

Leeanne has an excuse for everything

amesbelle7 · 2018-11-29T03:07:29+00:00

Oh, fuck Leeanne for comparing her “struggle” to the LGTBQ community.

whispersofjohnwaters · 2018-11-29T03:19:21+00:00

Lol Kam being soooo unbothered while LeeAnne is mildly unhinged at this boutique is pretty great.

shayfkennedy · 2018-11-29T03:50:14+00:00

Jesus LeeAnne looks fuckin nutso talking evilly to herself lol

GetMeAColdPop · 2018-11-29T03:09:17+00:00

Ummmm, my living room has more pizazz than this church

chordsimple · 2018-11-29T03:09:27+00:00

So what's going on with the eye patch? It's permanent? Does his eye look wonky or something? I thought he was just losing sight

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:33:07+00:00

I honestly feel like housewives (all franchises, not just here), who match/ do groups (ie the 3 amigos...) are the epitome of insecure 15 year olds who are scared to spend a moment not with their blind army by their side

2018-11-29T03:34:55+00:00

Does a snake drag its ass? lol

blahblahblah424242 · 2018-11-29T03:24:29+00:00

This show delivers so hard. Can we just do Clueless quotes now?

You're a virgin who can't drive!

BananasJohnny · 2018-11-29T04:00:20+00:00

I believe the round up rumor even if it was a disgruntled florist.

zbornaks · 2018-11-29T03:55:25+00:00

LeeAnne martyring herself by lying down like that and saying that God left her or whatever she was saying is why I can’t like her.

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:48:46+00:00

Look at her she is insane she doesn’t care about her terrible behavior only other people’s

waitholdit · 2018-11-29T03:58:27+00:00

I WANT TO BE A COMBINATION OF CARY AND STEPHANIE WHEN I GROW UP.

2018-11-29T03:39:07+00:00

"Is my hair flat?"

Cary eyerolls in the background

LOL

MissBehave13 · 2018-11-29T03:04:03+00:00

Kim Z will be so sad she missed this party

johnsonc12 · 2018-11-29T03:11:14+00:00

Mama Dee’s sideburns freak me out

slern29 · 2018-11-29T03:19:46+00:00

Shit I wanna go to this party

2018-11-29T03:29:52+00:00

Damn Kam, I could see that high light from Space!

GetMeAColdPop · 2018-11-29T03:49:56+00:00

Hmmmm! Well damn, that was something

trolldoll26 · 2018-11-29T03:50:43+00:00

I love you all for having the same reaction to LeeAnne’s random possession 😂😂😂

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:54:01+00:00

Oh boy we’ve got a Vicki PIN HER TO FHE CROSS

2018-11-29T03:57:23+00:00

Sparkle dog spray with edible glitter. Girl just stop

BDL-NYC-HOU-FAR · 2018-11-29T04:33:22+00:00

I had no idea Brandi was a cheerleader! It is amazing how it comes up every episode. 🙄

SimplyWINEing · 2018-11-29T01:50:29+00:00

Drinking Game

Phone gate

D'andra and her mo money mo problems drama

Brandi talking about bruin

Stephanie the good friend

Cheerleader

Brandi vs LeeAnne

Catch these hands for an extra shot

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:37:56+00:00

Wait how long did Leanne not have her phone?

emmceebee · 2018-11-29T03:37:23+00:00

It’s not fair to make LeeAnne walk in next to Kam. She looks like Tai before the makeover

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:28:38+00:00

Did Leanne just copy kams outfit?

BananasJohnny · 2018-11-29T03:39:56+00:00

Leanne...comments like that are why everyone thinks you're unhinged.

zbornaks · 2018-11-29T03:57:50+00:00

Who would’ve thought that Cary would be the level-headed queen of the season when it began? Certainly not me, but I’m not mad about it.

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:39:05+00:00

Leanne is so immature I’ve never seen someone so proud to be petty and admit to being immature . Yes of course it was tit for tat but mine is always going to be bigger. Girl you are 45 like c’mon !!

s_as_in_sea · 2018-11-29T03:00:40+00:00

Favorite part of my week...having a drink or two and watching this mess with you guys!

2018-11-29T03:15:42+00:00

Something about Power Meemaw’s dress made me think she was about to depart on the USS Enterprise. (That’s a compliment.)

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:37:20+00:00

Who is that young girl? Why are there teenagers or 20 something’s?

shayfkennedy · 2018-11-29T03:49:27+00:00

I don't want this season to be over!!!!

shouldaUsedAThroway · 2018-11-29T03:59:53+00:00

disgruntled florist, glorified housekeeper, let's go

Dobby_Lobby · 2018-11-29T03:08:29+00:00

Rich looks mortified. I could only imagine the full look if he'd remove that damn patch.

myfriendthevoice · 2018-11-29T03:27:13+00:00

So Kameron's mcmansion has a topiary dog pissing on a shrub. Man her standards are high.

pinkdietmountaindew · 2018-11-29T03:48:31+00:00

Lol @ the guests filming

AvivasProstheticLeg · 2018-11-29T03:49:20+00:00

LeeAnne is such a freak oh my god. How is Brandi not scared for her life?

AvivasProstheticLeg · 2018-11-29T03:20:32+00:00

Brandi and Stephanie have the best friendship on bravo don’t @ me

BananasJohnny · 2018-11-29T03:00:39+00:00

WWHL is gonna be so good

whispersofjohnwaters · 2018-11-29T03:03:24+00:00

It has been a whole season and I still don't get D'andra's tagline.

s_as_in_sea · 2018-11-29T03:35:56+00:00

Jeremy is proof men can have vocal fry.

yougotbyrned · 2018-11-29T03:36:03+00:00

I wish I was at this party this looks so fun! Funneling beer and kangaroos... this looks like a frat party.. UHHHH I THINK THATS THE POINT

minyinnie · 2018-11-29T03:38:23+00:00

“Am I in trouble, is my hair flat?” Man kam is killing me today

elfstar89 · 2018-11-29T03:57:53+00:00

Okay Cops and Carny desert table is actually pretty clever

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