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Jon jones after Megan Anderson TKO Cat Zingano with a toe eye poke (i.imgur.com)

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[–]noblelie17 124 points125 points  (3 children)

The internet never loses

[–]fxl82 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

[–]Shippoyasha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

....perhaps.

[–]Blind-Idiot-God 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sentence itself is pretty absolute-y

[–]BeDazzledBootyHolez 43 points44 points  (1 child)

"We'll let you fight. But we do not grant you the title of UFC Champion."

-Everyone

[–]xXxPistolPetexXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Daddy is home biatch

[–]Hussaf 21 points22 points  (10 children)

Damn, Anderson chose the path of the dark side, eh?

[–]Tenacious_jb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And jones the one ended up poked although he got Gus in the nuts

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless he found a way to inject it I don’t think it’s up his alley

[–]yodavid1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LMFAO

[–]mapleleaffem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He had the power in him all along

[–]JimminMarvinluderSTC 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anderson can kick me in the eye whenever she wants. Wait, that came out wrong...

[–]PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZPredator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would it be right?

[–]Emitex 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Not from a roidhead

[–]Blaxican_since_99 7 points8 points  (7 children)

That roidhead dismantled Gus

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (6 children)

With the help of roids

[–]anakone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone have a link for the knockout?

[–]Fraser816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Science -10

[–]ProfessorRay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha! poor cat.

[–]headkick6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahah

[–]Jpoc959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not from a clean fighter."

[–]badword4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is amazing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Not everyone got to see the fight yet, why the full spoiler in the title????

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean it's not like you're missing anything.

Basically it was a no contest

[–]Montanafur -1 points0 points  (4 children)

I don't think there's anything he wouldn't do to get an edge. He'll probably forget to cut his toenails next fight. He just tried ripping Alexander's shoulder apart just like he did with Glover, he kneed his groin and denied it, then he milked his time after a questionable poke in the eye.

Jones is so bad the ref warned him not to eye poke after he just got fouled.

[–]meowzord13 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Whatever fits your narrative 😂

[–]Montanafur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He would've won no matter what, I'll always bet on him. He's just not a nice person like he pretends to be. Ask yourself, how many people in the UFC would rip apart Glover Texiera's elbow to cripple him and win? Now ask, how many people win as much as Jon Jones?

He wins because he has that mindset. He'd be more popular if he didn't lie about it.

[–]PingusApprentice 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Didn’t he warn both of them to watch their fingers? I get you all hate Jon Jones but there’s no need to try discredit this win.

[–]Montanafur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Jon got fouled he actually warned HIM not to poke after he warned Gus. Probably because in the previous fight both of them did it.

I'm not trying to discredit his win either, everything he did was legal, just not like a good role model like he pretends. He goes after the win like Michael Jordon did, just doing anything for it. There's a video called Madness of Excellence with Rogan talking about the delusion required to be that great.

[–]norfo -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

I mean it was Gus that poked Jones in the eye...

[–]YouKnow_ImThatGuy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

People forge how much DC likes an eye poke too

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at how Jones and Gus both keep their hands extended towards the face of smaller opponents. Jones, moreso than Gus, both tend to lead with an open hand rake to the face to setup hooks, uppercuts, and elbows.

[–]exHeavyHippie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remember kids, toe pokes and kicks to the back of the head are totally legal.

[–]dripz415 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Go to bed DC. You’ve been up all night tweeting about your daddy