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Articles from The Onion. This is not /r/nottheonion. Only links to the Onion are allowed here.
Earth Towed, Impounded After Illegally Parking In Milky Way
To be honest the Vogans did send out notification several million years ago.
Was that the meteor that took out the dinosaurs?
Yes, but that's beside the point.