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The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river. by Sociophile in Showerthoughts

[–]tommytraddles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Most of the time, that's true.

Some of Montreal's infrastructure is so old, though, that it uses combined sewers, where stormwater and 'sanitary' (raw sewage) inputs use the same sewer line. When there's a storm, that can max out the capacity of the intended local treatment plant, and some will 'surcharge' directly into the river.

The sewage is diluted by stormwater, but it's still raw sewage.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with a strap-on? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]tommytraddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strap this on your sore ass, Blaine.

I'll await her answer by LoneShark81 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tommytraddles 354 points355 points  (0 children)

Greece built a modern museum near the Acropolis in order to ensure the British couldn't keep arguing there wasn't a "proper space" for various artifacts, including the Elgin Marbles and one of the caryatids.

Here's the empty space where our statue would be

IF WE HAD ONE

We Aren't Putting Too Much Pressure on Today's Third-Graders, are We? by slcrook in AdviceAnimals

[–]tommytraddles 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a South Park episode.

"South Park Elementary is invaded by a school shooter, who takes numerous hostages. Principal Victoria and Mr. Mackey recruit Cartman to be the negotiator (secretly hoping Cartman dies). However, Cartman finds the shooter's ideology attractive and joins him. Meanwhile, Ike leads his classmates in retaking the school, much to Kyle's horror."

ELI5: Why hasn't there been any horse that could beat The Secretariat ? by Mousethecuteness in explainlikeimfive

[–]tommytraddles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Secretariat is widening now. He is moving like a TREMENDOUS MACHINE..."

One of the best sports calls of all time, by the great Chic Anderson.

What are you absolutely sick of seeing in movies? by BlitzDarkwing in AskReddit

[–]tommytraddles 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They used this joke in The Martian.

The person talking about a computer technique is an astronaut. The person making the "in English, please" joke is an astronaut. Everyone in the scene is an astronaut.

Poetic. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tommytraddles 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Like that Fawkes guy?

You should never judge a book by its cover...well by Rekdon in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tommytraddles 116 points117 points  (0 children)

You are required to stay 3 million feet away from me at all times.

"3 million feet you say?" 😋🤤

Couples of reddit, how often do you have sex per week? by ProvocativePartners in AskReddit

[–]tommytraddles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The wife and I have sex about once a year.

That's terrible, why do you look happy?

Because tonight's the night.

Welcum in Gravesend! by Rheavens in funny

[–]tommytraddles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's a sign near my house that points to the local Canal Bridge.

It always has the capital letters whited out so it says anal ridge.

Actress Lauren Bacall sits atop the piano while Vice President Harry S. Truman plays for American Servicemen, 10 February 1945 by aheadhorn in OldSchoolCool

[–]tommytraddles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You joke, but Truman caught an immense amount of shit for this photo. It was published all over place and he was publicly criticized by dozens of newspapers, and his own wife -- Bess Truman was "furious".

What is your favorite cult classic movie from the 90s? by Justrandom37 in AskReddit

[–]tommytraddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know the law, but I don't want to be withholding. I'm very serious about this process. Besides, I know where you live.

Oh, now see -- that wasn't a nice thing to say. That wasn't designed to make me feel good.