For me, my ex wanted to split up but still wanted to have sex with me
When he collected his stuff he tried to initiate sex then acted really butthurt when I recoiled in horror
His words were "what?! I thought we could still at least fuck until we find other people??"
He tried to initiate again just before he left and upon rejection number two shouted that I've made him insecure by rejecting him again
Anyone else got any funny or crazy memories that make you think WTF?