ThePreciseClimber

Could've been worse. Could've called him the bear from GoodTimes' Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

TBH, Witcher 3 had the weakest main questline out of the whole trilogy.

Sure, the Bloody Baron was great but the search for Ciri took too long and it was too much of a wild goose chase, the Battle of Kaer Morhen was rather nonsensical (plus, the game pretends like not using Kaer Trolde and not letting Voorhis command the Nilfgaardian troops were logical choices), the whole multiverse aspect felt pretty half-assed (just a couple of quick visits on alien planets, yeah, no biggie...) and the climax was rather anti-climactic. We use some random Sunstone McGuffin (that was not foreshadowed ONCE during the whole trilogy), easily trap the Wild Hunt, slaughter them all and Ciri does some... vigijibijih... and defeats climate change.

The Mass Effect franchise legit stops making sense as soon as ME1 ends. Shepard's resurrection, the Bond-villain-ification of Cerberus, the Collectors and their unexplained Human Reaper plan, the Reapers suddenly deciding they're no longer trapped in dark space, the Alpha Relay, the Reapers not immediately taking over the Citadel and shutting down the Relay network like they did with the Protheans, the goddamn Crucible & Catalyst, etc.

I can’t start my morning without a fully-loaded wiener

Big oof.