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genius level rule by afkgh6437 in 196

[–]CosmicPennyworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually this is a misnomer because Miley Cyrus is a real-life singer who acted on a Disney Channel show. Miley Stewart is the fictional girl who doubled as the equally fictional Hannah Montana within the plot of said show.

What's an incredibly american thing americans don't realize is american? by Professional-Ad-2850 in AskReddit

[–]CosmicPennyworth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is very polite of you to say he was almost rude when he was being extremely rude

What's an incredibly american thing americans don't realize is american? by Professional-Ad-2850 in AskReddit

[–]CosmicPennyworth 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol I feel like this complaint is 7 years out of date

Edit- alright alright I just checked Buzzfeed and they're still doing it, I guess it's been working all these years

Headache treatment in 1895 😯 by Mr_bean95 in Weird

[–]CosmicPennyworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

348 comments already and I can't believe no one's already said: this would be a sick album cover!!

How will you react if your 18-19 year old son tells you he is going to have vasectomy? by agent_ajax in AskReddit

[–]CosmicPennyworth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank. Fucking. God. My one regret in having him was that my genetic lineage would go on. Crisis averted

What if your doppelganger decides to kill you and take your place? How have you been preparing for that event? by mult1f0rms in AskReddit

[–]CosmicPennyworth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have been spending pretty much 24 hours a day making sure that if there was an identical clone of me, that person would be out of shape and would lose in a fight

Sand Fleas by Nardi777 in nope

[–]CosmicPennyworth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ho Chi Minh is a son of a bitch, got the weird gray crabs and the seven year itch

June 30th rule by Gmazing23 in 196

[–]CosmicPennyworth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude time traveled us to June 30th. The gays must be furious

rule by blitzkrab in 196

[–]CosmicPennyworth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and the homie when Error Reading File: the file is damaged and cannot be opened

Strand type game Rule by Senegil in 196

[–]CosmicPennyworth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even with a haircut this quick I would still find a way to fit a long, drawn-out silence in there

What is your most creative insults without cursing? by MeatyCherios in AskReddit

[–]CosmicPennyworth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeeze Louise, would it kill you to brush your teeth? Pee-yew!