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To be fair, he didn't go to school for the first while.

I mean, at this point I'd just let your family die out.

Yeah, but we need a fanatical Pikimin faction.

Then play different games. Or are you being forced to play Bethesda games?

I mean, that's pretty pointless. There's only one galaxy.

I think frequently visited solar systems would be far more useful.

Pooh, the loving, caring idiot who needs lots of help.

Exchange student who everyone thinks is a boy, but turns out to be a girl.

And she has massive honkers that she hides.

I mean, I know it's gonna be Girlfriend #30. But part of me would love it if it was a Suu chapter and they were just trolling us with the teaser.

I'd argue that a lot of times, bullies don't think that much about the person they're bullying.

It is pretty damn awesome. It's a local organization that does it, and they offer cooking classes from 5 year olds to adults. And they do some great food classes for adults too.

"Well, would you look at that. Streak-SRM 6s, that's pretty crazy to see in a rear firing configuration. Should I really attack this? May- Oh, it got me."

Humans probably wouldn't exist. We're evolved to be long distance endurance runners in a grassland. Plus every known pack animal wouldn't exist either. We wouldn't have any grains that exist now.

In short, history since the Cretaceous would be so radically different it's basically impossible to predict.

My nephew goes to a young chef's class once a week and he's 6. He's been going since he was 5. Obviously everything is incredibly supervised, but he's made his own grilled cheese, minus the grilling part. And plenty of other stuff too. Hell, his parents got him a set of plastic knifes he can cut veggies with. It's freaking adorable seeing his horrible cuts in a meal when I go over for dinner sometimes.

My parents had me making one meal a week most weeks when I was...11? Maybe 10? I forget the exact age, but I wasn't that old.

They would help, of course. But It was up to me to decide what to do. My older sister was in the same boat. It lead to some... unfortunate meals. Like, I learned there is a such thing as too much dill. And my sister learned not to combine recipes when making homemade pasta. But at the ages her kids are at? Yeah, they can make basic meals. Boiling pasta and opening a can of sauce and sprucing it up a bit is well within their capabilities. Making a basic salad, or even BLT sandwiches is easy. Hell, chicken fingers, fries and frozen veggies is a meal anyone can make. Because of what my parents taught me, I'm decently competent in a kitchen, and with online recipes, I can make some pretty good meals.

That being said, mom is going about this all wrong. It's not do your part and get food. It should be "these are skills you're gonna need when you're not living with me. Learn them. Tuesday one kid is making a meal with me, Thursday the other is making a meal with me, unless there's a good reason not to, like after school stuff or just being a teenager and wanting to hang out with your friends after school. You gotta learn how to adult before you're an adult"

Eternal hell, eternal suffering.

Fun fact! Cladisticly, either every tetrapod is a fish, or fish don't exist.

So if fish do exist, they can be major assholes.

Explain the bathroom sink then.

Dude, it's not our fault it looks like an epileptic cat had a seizure while playing with a Hungarian sausage.