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x2I have a machine and still do delivery. They pick it up and drop it off the next day - get ready for this - already folded.
I like 2 Boys Laundry.
What's the average cost of that?
Did you notice that part of his cringe was cut from the episode? In the episode promo he was making a speech that said "why are we as a society afraid of female pleasure...". That was not in the episode.
That explains why Dina said she had thoughts on female pleasure despite the fact that all they talked was virginity
Back in college taking Linear Algebra(?), dealing with matrices and stuff. Final test of the class, professor said I was good to go so I didn't have to take it. I "forgot" my notebook on the chair and came back 10 minutes later (bought a soda at the cafeteria to make it seem I was doing something else when I noticed the missing item).
My friend had copied the whole test and slipped it inside my notebook. So I went to an empty bench and took the test to send her the answers. Now this was in 2008-2009. Cell phone cameras weren't that good so I couldn't take pictures of what I did. Plus phones still had T9 keyboard, and given all the weird mathematical symbols we used I had to send one text saying like a = α, E = ε, [ =∫, etc. And text at the time had the 200 character limit. It was a long ordeal but I managed to do it, and she ended up passing the class
Well there goes my theory of the short hair being a wig.
Tell him to bring back the goatee as well!
What the fuck I’ve got to debate Dumbledore!
*Dumbledong
Lost on the last question, dang.
Same. Should've know it was tricky given the options
$109,000+bonus! 💵 💰
+perks!
Marcus's $700K in debt
wait, I missed this part, how does that happen?
He's been making $134K a year for 5-6 years which is about $800K earned during that time. Had he been earning the correct salary ($8.6/hr instead of $86/hr), he would've earned a little over $100K in that same time so he owes the company ~$700K
Don't be stupid. His hands are too small to play acorns lol
that's why he plays acorn
The short hair looked like a wig so it'll either grow back to normal by next episode or we'll get a few episodes of ever growing wigs until it's back
Makes sense, those rights are hellah expensive
If you haven't watched it yet, you can see it here
the question was something along the lines of “in this scene who does dwight refer to as his best friend” and the choices were jim, pam, and I don’t remember the last option, maybe michael?
The options were Jim, Pam and Himself
What was the answer?
yes they could have said who served the shortest time before becoming president. The way they worded the question made it seem like they wanted to know something else. Like who was sworn in the quickest after the president they succeeded.
I understood it the same was as you, went with LBJ as well.
Great sketch if you've seen Us, but I'm not sure others would get it (even if they'd seen the trailer).
I knew what it was referencing but thought it was OK. Maybe after seeing Us and revisiting the sketch I'll find it funnier
I’m a huge Star Wars nut so maybe it’s hard for me to see things from a normal person’s perspective, but I was shocked that so many people thought the opening of the films were “A long, long time ago...”
Got confused on the actual double word (far, far away...) or they're all fans of Don McLean's American Pie
Happened to me on regular HQ, not words. On Q9, tapped correctly but kicked me out
Wasn't Micheal Strahan, the dude on Good Morning America, playing Kyra's Dad in her episode debut? All of this dialogue between katt Williams character and Dre is working because Dre is bigger. If it was still Micheal, Dre would be looking suicidal.
I really loved the Dark humor in this episode. They're in top form. " Why is my pool boy with my lawyers" "INSTEAD let's leave the doors open and get him with stand your ground and BANG...."
Lol I'm like this a family show 😂
Michael Strahan I believe is a cousin of Dre and was the family taking care of her as she was jumping from one to another
Skip to 5:00 for those interested in hearing this
It’s even better. “HAVING A COCK IN YOUR beep HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WRESTLING, BITCH!”
And then the other girl saying "cock in my mouth" picked up clearly by the mic
Fucking hell. Are background checks not a thing in the Dominican Republic?
“I don’t feel the attraction. I am not telling you that maybe someday it won’t be there, because I can’t predict the future.”
Somebody over there needs to look into this. That statement is a red flag if I ever saw one. Fuck.
The guy was born in DR. In the article it says that his record in DR is clean (as his conviction was in the US), so when his background was checked, the school only checked for DR record and obviously found nothing
Idl it seems like Mile would be too cheap to have two cars for a bumch of teenagers to drive. I could see them having two if Peg drove. Why would they have a sedan? Where would all the kids fit? I swear they have a broen station wagon in the episode where Mike went to the grocery store.
Well Lawrence is 20, maybe they got an old car for him to help out and drive Peg when Mike can't
Also, from the Nine Birthdays episode, didn't it end with Mike and Peg going on vacation in one car and the kids going to the beach in another?
Mike amd Peg went to Acapulco, I doubt they drove.
Here is the blue car I was talking about which I believe is the one from promotional photos.
Which gif is it though? Any links?
Erica's wig... dear lord was it terrible.
At least it was 90s appropriate since it looked like Rachel's (from Friends) hairstyle
It looked like someone scalped Rachel and put it on Erica.
True but fit the decade
Unlike her hairstyle in the 80s which is the most un-80 thing ever
ohfuck, is that Meng?
Doing a reverse image, that's Jacob Fatu on the left and Journey Fatu on the right, sons of the Tongan Kid (Rikishi's brother)
Sol Azteca (apparently just reopened) or their truck Tacos Victoria on Marin and Columbus generally on weekdays.
I wonder why the truck has a different name. Is it still related to Sol Azteca or did the truck guy just knew cause he's acquainted with the Azteca guys?
I think so ..Andrew definitely chooses Melendez to be the next Chief of Surgery and he refuses this title .It makes sense from this conversations that he told Lim he talked with Andrews 's assistant and also know Aoki will call Lim
I think It is because he loves Lim so he offers Lim to be Chief of Surgery instead
I doubt why Andrews don't choose Dr.Glassman .He is back and the best candidate more than Lim and Melendez.
It could also be that he withdrew from consideration so if it was between them, it would go directly to Lim now.
Tenacious D, Weird Al, and Alton Brown are a few of my favorites
The Key and Peele one is one of the funniest videos ever