LiteralPhilosopher

"Let me see the inside of your mouth!"

To paraphrase Office Space: why should I have to change my number when they're the ones who suck?

your Williams F. Buckley

I just want to be sure you know that this did not go unnoticed. 🤌🏻

THE DUMBEST.

That's a kind of poetry, man. (Or woman.)

Just call them tweets. Continue deadnaming Twitter until Elmo stops deadnaming his own children. And then keep doing it, just anyway.

The typical half-life of houses in the US is about 100 years. That means for every 1000 houses built 100 years ago, 500 of them are still standing. For 150 years, it would be more like 350/1000 still standing.

That is, of course, no guarantee that this one is worth fixing up. But PLENTY of houses last this long.

It's more than that ... they've been found even when you DO close the lid. Mythbusters even found them on control toothbrushes that were held in a completely separate room!

Oh thank god.

It may interest you to know that the cooker you have is one of the rare ones that can simmer.

I'm interested ... say more about this! Certainly didn't find anything mentioning simmering in the manual. I did turn on the Saute function and dial it down to 300W, but that's clearly not a constant 300W. It's more like 800W—Off—800W—Off—800W—Off. How are you simmering?

I think you misspelled "money" there.

You ask them what services the animal is trained to provide. They don't have to do those things, but the owner does have to have that answer. If you just ask whether it's emotional support, most of those shitfucks will try to evade the question.

Hi, Richard! I greatly appreciate that. However, following the advice of other folks in here, I was able to use a reverse image search to match it to a Healthy Choice that's clearly the same object, and got a manual for that. So it would probably be best for you not to have your email out here in the wild. ;)

George Lucas has entered the chat.

I was surprised to learn, not that long ago, that not only is tape still a going concern, it's trending upwards (for computer storage). How do you feel about 580 TB on a single reel?

I appreciate the offer! But in the end, late last night I was able to match it to a Healthy Choice one with the same controls.

Good luck! Found a Healthy Choice with the exact same controls, and eventually tracked down a manual. Not really all that helpful in the end, but I guess you can't have everything!

I caught a mouse in our house a few years ago. Grabbed him with a pair of oven mitts so he couldn't bite me, then walked him over a couple of blocks so he'd become someone else's problem.

Mr. Mouse tumbled out of my oven-mitted grasp and never moved again. I had evidently smothered him on the walk over. 😬