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Some guy is in a bar and sees some attractive looking woman sitting there. Maybe 50 but with a killer body.
He buys her a drink. She asks him if he wants a deer hunter special.
He asks what that is. She says that her husband is away deer hunting for days. The deer hunter special is something she does during deer hunting season. It is daughter and mother sex with a stranger.
He says great and follows her to her home in his car. They walk into her house.
She yells up the stairs. "He ma, you still up?"