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[–]Cobaltfennec 1735 points1736 points  (214 children)

I find something about this man absolutely terrifying.

[–]WittyWitWitt 1029 points1030 points  (97 children)

Its the eyes and weird mouth movements.

He really does look evil.

[–]tictac205 487 points488 points  (47 children)

He is the devil incarnate.

[–]Gyella1337 476 points477 points  (40 children)

The literal false prophet the Bible warns people about. Religious people are the most gullible, ignorant people in the world. They think this guy & Trump were sent by God to help us. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

edit: spelling

[–]Schist-For-Granite 187 points188 points  (29 children)

I also think that he’s using the lord’s name in vain by using the teachings of Christ to personally get rich. 

[–]GRW42 176 points177 points  (22 children)

Yup. People think "taking the lord's name in vain" means saying things like "goddammit."

It's really supposed to mean shit like what Kenneth Copeland does, i.e., "God told me you need to give me money for a private jet."

[–]Schist-For-Granite 92 points93 points  (13 children)

And Jesus’ opinion of rich people is well known. 

[–]scarbutt11 41 points42 points  (6 children)

He thinks they are better and that the rich should look down on the poor and sick? Just guessing from observation

[–]Schist-For-Granite 32 points33 points  (5 children)

You would think that looking at this bastard 

[–]JP8050 4 points5 points  (1 child)

His argument to that is literally “all things are possible under god”.

[–]Bill_Brasky_SOB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So jot that down.

[–]bincyvoss 22 points23 points  (3 children)

The only time I've ever agreed with Kenneth Copeland is when he called a commercial airliner, "a metal tube filled with demons."

[–]ConfusionOk4129 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You fly Spirit?

[–]call_it_already 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, he runs social media for Ryanair.

[–]MysticalMummy 24 points25 points  (2 children)

One of those mega pastors bought a fuckin' ad on twitter that just said "Follow my account if you love jesus!"

He paid a billionaire money to gain a following on his personal account. An account with twitter blue, which means interactions with his posts get him small bits of money.

I'm not religious myself, but I was still absolutely disgusted by that behavior.

[–]Heinrich_Bukowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an atheist I’m even more disgusted

[–]battleship61 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Studies suggest religious people are more likely to believe conspiracy theories and fantastical claims. It's not surprising this tracks with Republican voters falling for Trumps shit and joining his cult while believing in Qanon and deep state lies.

[–]VasectoMyspace 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Believing in a religion requires a fairly high level of gullibility to begin with.

[–]Gseventeen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These people are primed to surrender, and put faith in something and believe wholeheartedly. Its almost... like kings knew this kind of priming was a good way to keep a population subdued and following blindly.

[–]newdawn15 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More like a crack addict lmao

[–]TheCommonOrange 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing this man ironically makes me consider the merits of religion though. So maybe that’s his calling.

[–]Woolilly 73 points74 points  (13 children)

Doesnt the bible literally warn about false prophets? People seem to forget about that part and dont consider maybe theres terrible people amongst them rather than against them...

[–]lliKoTesneciL 57 points58 points  (2 children)

No idea how to quote a Bible but...   2 Corinthians 11:14-15 ESV   "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds"

[–]RaygunMarksman 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

-Jesus

"Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’"

-Also Jesus

[–]Grandfunk14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."

1 Timothy 6:10

[–]Either-Progress4847 47 points48 points  (6 children)

If Christians actually read the Bible we wouldn’t be here in the first place

[–]Dream--Brother 27 points28 points  (5 children)

His pupils are always constricted as hell, I would not be surprised to learn this guy has a raging opiate addiction. And in some people, opiates can cause a paradoxical stimulatory effect — makes them talkative, mind-racing, nearly-hypomanic. This guy's erratic behavior and his beliefs are definitely rooted in his awful worldview and twisted interpretation of scripture, but it's not impossible or unlikely that there's some chemical assistance making hin even more unstable (and making him look even more... evil)

[–]banshee_matsuri 22 points23 points  (5 children)

looks like when the bad guy in The Mask has the mask on 😬

[–]Lvl13humancleric 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Don’t do my man Eric Stolz like that.

[–]banshee_matsuri 8 points9 points  (2 children)

lol, wondered if that might happen.

just to be on the safe side, i meant this Mask guy

[–]Lvl13humancleric 5 points6 points  (1 child)

🤣🤣 I was just being silly ❤️❤️

[–]banshee_matsuri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

all good 😁❤️

[–]3qtpint 132 points133 points  (9 children)

I make this point every time I see this guy: if anyone is a literal biblical demon walking around in human skin, it's this dude

[–]irishspice 22 points23 points  (6 children)

He needs to update his meat suit but he's too lazy to go out and possess someone else.

[–]Tazling 15 points16 points  (5 children)

ssssssugar... in wwwaaater...

[–]LoisWade42 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Same here... but substitute "nauseating" for "terrifying".

[–]marr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's the uncanny valley personified. Everything in your evolution is screaming that this is an alien predator in the guise of your species.

[–]TeamAquaAdminMatt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He literally looks like a demon pretending to be a human.

[–]Reefers69 12 points13 points  (12 children)

What is his name?? I’ve been trying to think of it for the longest time cuz I want to find the video from this pic where he’s being a dick and keeps pointing in the woman’s face but I can’t remember his name to look it up

[–]Grogosh 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Kenneth Copeland

All you got to do is google 'demonic looking preacher' and first result is him.

[–]Reefers69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol I should have thought of that. Thank you!

[–]FoldSad2272 11 points12 points  (4 children)

And now they've said his name three times he'll appear in your nightmares tonight. I hope you're happy.

[–]solitarytrees2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kenneth Copeland

[–]ForumPointsRdumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kenneth Copeland. He used to advertise his motorcycle ride while mentioning Jesus; right in the middle of cartoons, even on Saturdays.

[–]habb 6 points7 points  (1 child)

he makes very unusual faces ive seen on youtube. the smile of a total conman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2s0nB2VPvs

[–]NNNNNNNice 5 points6 points  (3 children)

You should see the video that this still image is from, if you haven't already. Guy looks fucking unhinged.

[–]Onebrokegerrrl 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Every time I see this guy, my stomach gets weird (it does like a twisty thing). I can’t quite explain it, but it creeps me the fuck out. Something just isn’t right about that guy.

[–]Black-Mettle 975 points976 points  (99 children)

I think the only way to get the government to take action would be to create a church that's just a karaoke bar. You make everything about it qualify as a religious institution, but you give alcohol in exchange for donations that equal the price of the beverage.

I'm sure there's some way to swing it.

[–]KingOfThePlayPlace 421 points422 points  (30 children)

The satanic temple needs to get on this.

[–]OttawaTGirl 161 points162 points  (3 children)

Nah... Satanists are 'Non-Prophet'

[–]professionalfailing 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Even as a Christian, this is actually funny.

[–]InNoWayAmIDoctor 4 points5 points  (1 child)

well done.

[–]OttawaTGirl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aww. Thank you. bows graciously

[–]OwenMcCauley 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Satanists aren't gullible enough to fund a huckster's luxury lifestyle.

[–]thedishonestyfish 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They got their tax exempt status under Trump, and flaunt it everywhere to try to bring attention to the issue.

[–]PostHumouslyObscure 92 points93 points  (21 children)

Somewhat related, there's this guy who managed to take a picture with a colander on his head for his government ID. He was allowed to do this because of his religion or to be more granular, Pastafarianism.

[–]SocraticIgnoramus 94 points95 points  (12 children)

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. Ramen.

[–]Popular_Newt1445 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Okay this is great haha

[–]boobers3 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Pesto be upon you.

[–]JustHere4TehCats 9 points10 points  (8 children)

So what of the other pasta shapes? Are they also gods or are they saints or something?

[–]SocraticIgnoramus 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Have ye not heard of the barbaric early days when the people of the spaghetti went to war with the people of the fettuccine over which is the true pasta?? Aye, bloody chaotic days those were, back before the first ecumenical council of Bucatinea established that all true pastas are welcome in his noodliness’s great universe. Aye, it’s the rice eaters who are heretics nowadays, but this does cause some discrimination against the orzo sect around the holiday.

[–]blarch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Orzo is great if you want to eat 2000 of something" doesn't hit right. Just be yourself man, I like you for who you are little guy.

[–]Tazling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

so... we are now enjoying the Pax Lasagna?

[–]idigholesnow 21 points22 points  (5 children)

I'm FSM, but since I dont wear the orthodox headware daily I don't have it on my D/L photo. Was touched by his noodly appendage about 15 years ago. Ramen.

[–]boobers3 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Thankfully my Lt. informed me that the book I bought about Pastafarianism, which clearly states it's a joke meant to satirize religion on the very first page, was not a real serious religion.

[–]idigholesnow 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's as real as all the other religions, makes more sense than some. The main difference being its honest about intentions and doesn't hate all the others.

[–]LukesRightHandMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every traffic stop results in that car getting just completely fucking tossed

[–]Grogosh 32 points33 points  (3 children)

In my home town there is a one mile stretch of road that has ELEVEN churches on it.

I've since found out that half of them only have services for an hour every other month. Services that seem to only be family and friends.

And YET those 'churches' never pay property tax or anything.

[–]ZestycloseStandard80 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That makes it make more sense the amount of churches around me. 

[–]SteelDrivingQuixote 31 points32 points  (4 children)

John Oliver already registered Last Week Tonight as a place of worship.

https://youtu.be/7y1xJAVZxXg?si=ss2fMIZVckONIiBB

[–]PaperPlaythings 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's the one that I really wanna watch but I know how much it's gonna piss me off about something I'm already pretty fucking pissed about!

[–]ukezi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He called it "Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption"

[–]Ds1018 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I want to see this on an episode of Nathan For You.

[–]justwalkingalonghere 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Ooooooor, we demand that churches who want tax exemption be about what they preach and take in the homeless, redistribute the wealth of the obscenely wealthy, etc.

Then we fill his church with homeless shelters and imminent domain this bastard's house as the new congregation area for regular mass

[–]Black-Mettle 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah that's the goal, but I think we need to exemplify how broad of a problem tax exemption is for the millionaire pastors.

You just make any business, turn it into a church, make every service require a donation or say that by donating you're invoking God's will for your car to be washed and then some "generous soul" offers to wash your car.

[–]SpillinThaTea 630 points631 points  (70 children)

He pays income taxes. The church does not. So the church can offset what he pays by letting him live in a house the church owns. They can raise his salary to offset his income tax liability (assuming there is any) and let him use their cars and airplanes. He can even use a church credit card for clothes. It’s such a scam it’s not even funny.

[–]ThrustBastard 272 points273 points  (22 children)

Just what Jesus would have wanted 🥰

[–]StopReadingMyUser 82 points83 points  (4 children)

"Surely I tell you, it is easier for a rich person flying a top-of-the-line private jet to fly into heaven than some dude riding a camel with needle eyes"

...or something

[–]WiseConqueror 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As I walk through the valley of death I fear all evil, which I why I fly above it instead in my private jet. -this ‘pastor’.

[–]TBAnnon777 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Religion is the best money maker. Tax free right into their private jets and real estate portfolios.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is worth $200B

Trinity Church in Manhattan owns about $6B in real estate.

Kenneth, Demon in Human Skinsuit, Copeland has amassed a wealth of $750M.

Tax-Free Baby! and they all go around telling people who to vote for and that you need to give more tithing to get handjobs from jesus in the afterlife!

[–]Cryogenicist 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Which one of these assholes was caught hiding cash in the walls?

Believe it was Joel Osteen. Fuck him.

[–]SpillinThaTea 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Osteen. The rules are so generous he really doesn’t need to to that.

[–]Dream--Brother 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Right, and he lost basically zero of his congregation.

[–]KintsugiKen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't even lose his congregation when he refused to open his church to let hurricane survivors in. These people are literally anti-Christs.

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/hurricane-harvey/joel-osteen-defends-not-opening-megachurch-harvey-victims-n797036

[–]suziespends 19 points20 points  (3 children)

All the money missed out by giant churches not paying property taxes too

[–]sfled 6 points7 points  (1 child)

BTW, the newer giant churches have partitioning systems so they can be divided into sub-churches and rented out to smaller congregations when the big draw isn't there.

* edit cause I a letter.

[–]suziespends 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s always a backup grift

[–]DamienJaxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's why Clearwater, FL relies on that little strip of barrier island to make all of its tourist money - Scientologists have bought up all of the land in the city.

[–]dogbreath230 12 points13 points  (2 children)

If it just stopped there, it's bad enough. He tends to go over the political line with his speeches during services. The IRS code 501(c)(3) talks about the limitations a nonprofit can do, especially during an election year. The preacher in the picture has no problem putting his preferences for political office out there. For the life of me, I don't see what people see in these sham artists.

[–]ResponsibleMilk7620 301 points302 points  (17 children)

[–]Mcboatface3sghost 35 points36 points  (8 children)

If the current hand held by the NY AG, it could possibly (unlikely) be 400 Wall Street, or Trump Tower….

[–]Ghostdog1263 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Sadly I'm afraid not even that would work, anyone see the story of the pastor charged for helping homeless ppl shelter?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ohio-pastor-charged-housing-homeless-church-sues-city-federal-lawsuit-rcna135215

[–]SnooPoems443 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best we can do is a mega tax shelter.

It is what it is.

[–]Dream--Brother 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just glad this image has a (seemingly) middle eastern jesus, though lighter skinned than people of the time and place likely were

[–]brianishere2 87 points88 points  (5 children)

He should be in prison for using a non-profit for the primary purpose of making profit!

[–]WaitingForNormal 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“But you see, it’s not my money, it’s the LORDZA, and he is allowing ME TO LIVE in his HOUZ praise him.”

[–]Jagerstang 83 points84 points  (29 children)

Of course. Then again, I think that they should all be taxed.

[–]agulde28 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Of course! Church and pastors are the biggest farce going. They continue to scam and steal from the poor.

[–]tictac205 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I had a manager who got caught with his fingers in the till. Last I heard he was going back to Oklahoma to join his father’s business. Preaching.

[–]Comprehensive_Air980 7 points8 points  (6 children)

My dad is a pastor. The only money he gets from the church is a housing allowance that doesn't even cover his full rent. He has to work full time in a warehouse on the weekdays to stay afloat.

In most churches, the collection money that goes in the plate is managed by a secretary and the congregation holds meetings that decide where the money goes, typically building maintenance and programs like food drives.

I've never attended a church where the money goes directly in the pastor's pocket lol

[–]pimppapy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never attended a church where the money goes directly in the pastor's pocket lol

Because it'd be tax fraud. Ya gotta do it like Copeland and have the church do your purchasing (on paper) for you

[–]PastorNTraining 62 points63 points  (9 children)

I'm a pastor, and one of the reasons I changed careers (computer engineer) to this field is to correct the faith from charlatans such as this clown.

Too often, the most extreme, the most evil, the most corrupt who claim Christian discipleship (the replication of the teachings, and personhood of Jesus) are the ones with the biggest microphones. In Copland's con, he utilizes "prosperity gospel"

The prosperity gospel is an umbrella term for the “health and wealth gospel” or “name it and claim it” theology. Many people will recognize its most popular brand, the “Word of Faith” movement. It’s a contemporary Christian movement that has garnered both a massive following and considerable controversy. This doctrine teaches that God wills the financial prosperity and physical well-being of his people and that faith, positive speech, and donations to select Christian ministries can increase one’s material wealth and health

The prosperity gospel con is by far the worst, and Kenneth Copeland is the king of that con. This is the clown that "blew" COVID "away" (does he think he's magic?) He sells snake oil, lies, and enriches himself on the belief that if you give him money, God will bless you with your own wealth..... yet, Jesus as we find in the bible NEVER taught anything like this.

Indeed Jesus wasn't wealthy, and he may not have had a permeant home: , Jesus is quoted in Matthew 8:20 saying, "Foxes have holes, and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has nowhere to lay his head," which implies a lack of a permanent residence during his ministry. So why is this charlatan claiming otherwise? Why is HE seeking wealth.....why is he using Christian belief to enrich himself....Jesus wouldn't do that...

In the image above (the one where he's pointing his finger) is from an interview. Copland was approached by a reporter and asked why he refuses to fly commercial and instead solely uses his fleet of private jets....his excuse: normal airline passengers (you and I) are "demons" and he must fly private luxury to avoid...."demons"

Copland is a con using Christian belief, images and trappings to frame himself as "prophet" and his only ministry is to deprive the faithful of money.....

There is no pastor that needs a private jet, or a couple of mansions. We are to be servant leaders, and are never to enrich ourselves in the Lords name.

This dude is foul....so foul.

[–]popeyegui 21 points22 points  (1 child)

As a devout atheist, I applaud you for your convictions. Although I disagree with your beliefs, I respect your actions. Bravo

[–]180nw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a good response. I’m also a nonbeliever and but I respect people who use their beliefs as an inspiration to be a better person. People’s actions mean far more than their beliefs.

[–]RazekDPP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So why is this charlatan claiming otherwise? Why is HE seeking wealth.....why is he using Christian belief to enrich himself....Jesus wouldn't do that...

Because the legal system allows it.

It's nothing to do with God and everything to do with enriching himself and living the lifestyle he wants.

[–]KorLeonis1138 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You do get that you have already lost, right? They have claimed the name Christian from you. It means their brand of grift now, and always will. It is all but impossible to reclaim. It is theirs now. Any attempt to salvage Christianity lends credibility to them.

All sects must, in one voice reject and expel them from your religion, or you must make something new for the "good" Christians to call themselves. It is up to you to clearly and vocally divest them from you, or we are well justified in seeing you as being co-conspirators with them. Until we see you put in the work, you and Copeland are one and the same.

Sorry, it sucks, but its true.

[–]PastorNTraining 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s actually very true. A big part of my study is extremism and your right!

There was a study a few years ago that affirms much of what you say here especially with people 18-30 who have been part of the “unchurched” generation.

The unity of voices is gonna be hard, but I agree we need it. But will it happen? Doubtful, but who knows strange things happen all the time.

Folks who want to break through I believe need to have a high level of authenticity to even get a conversation going.

But yeah it’s a mess.

[–]PlusFourRecordings 18 points19 points  (3 children)

That man looks like the devil…

[–]SensitiveGuess2907 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I think the Bible said satan was a good-looking angel though

[–]suziespends 38 points39 points  (15 children)

I think even if the pastor lives in a split level in the suburbs and drives a Chevy they should pay taxes. Why was that law that made them exempt even started in the first place?

[–]Arkroma 12 points13 points  (7 children)

A lot of it is rooted in the use of churches as charity organizations. Salvation Army, nursing care, education etc. Lot of the tax exemptions were intended to be returned to the population through organizations like the ones I listed. But now churches get away with things other non-profit organizations can't get away with (unless you run it like Trump did and take the money).

Even deeper it's rooted in the idea of paying for your salvation. Give money to Jesus and he promises I go to heaven. And churches in Europe etc used to hold huge amounts of political power (still do in theocratic states like Iran) and you didn't want to make the churches mad unless they "got out of line" then you stole everything from the church to pay for whatever the king wanted.

Take it far enough back for Christian churches, they became the popular place to donate to in Rome to show off how much you loved Jesus and gave to the institution. This shift came at the cost of donations to public works like roads and other infrastructure. It's actually part of why roman roads were so good, was because the wealthy donated to public works as a way of showing their power. But once donations to the church became more popular the public works funds dried up.

[–]suziespends 14 points15 points  (4 children)

That’s very interesting, thank you. I have a neighbor that belongs to some Christian church, he’s a pastor. They run a food pantry at the church and when another neighbor had a house fire we asked about food for that family. The pastor said no because you had to be a member of the church to get anything. I’m sure that’s exactly what Jesus would do

[–]InkedLeo 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Meanwhile, I live next door to a church and had a car parked on the street that I needed a new battery for. This church also only has street parking. The pastor had asked if I could move the car to open up a spot, and I explained I was waiting for my next paycheck so I could buy the new battery, but it would be moved soon. The next day, I was out walking my dog, and he approached me with an envelope. He had told the board, and they had collected the money for a new battery. My pride wouldn't let me take it, but it was such a considerate gesture. I don't attend the church, I just live next door, but they all knew of me from seeing me walking my dog and they wanted to help. I have mixed feelings around organized religion, but at least some people do it right.

[–]flourishing_really 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pastors as individuals have to pay income tax on their salary.

But churches are automatically granted 501(c)(3) status as long as they follow non-profit rules. So just like there are non-profit hospitals raking in huge money but paying no taxes as long as they roll that into building a new tower or paying their C suite millions, churches are the same.

[–]saruptunburlan99 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why was that law that made them exempt even started in the first place?

Because they are non-profit organizations (they can't have an owner, and can't distribute profit). By law, they must spend everything they make, so there is no income. If the income is 0, the income taxes are also 0.

[–]olddawg43 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Christians seem to forget that the famous scene of Jesus overturning the tables of the money changers in the temple was his ongoing criticizing of the priests living high off of the donations of the congregation. If Christ were to actually return he would definitely show up with a whip at Kenneth Copeland’s and Joel Osteen’s mega churches.

[–]jta462 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I quote this and other accounts around that passage. I understand the Bible is outdated and shouldn't be taken as fact, but I sure do love shoving my idea of what Christ stood for, in literal text, right in their faces.

[–]rassen-frassen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christians seem to forget that the famous scene of Jesus

fixing that bubblegum

[–]MaxZorin1985 10 points11 points  (1 child)

But he needs all those things because of all the demons!

[–]SpotweldPro1300 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He spends all his time casting out the demons of others that he forgot about the multitude of demons cloistered in his black heart.

[–]sdraje 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Very clever title, love it.

[–]Apprehensive_Bug_826 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If it’s run like a business it should be taxed like a business.

[–]LurkersUnitedLLC 7 points8 points  (3 children)

That dude looks like a demon.

[–]LurkersUnitedLLC 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My academia is that I have watched all seasons of Supernatural

[–]MrPsychic 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I hate these Megachurch assholes. Small town churches actually can do good and benefit the community by their tax exempt status, then you have these guys saying god wants them to have private jets and all the other luxuries they have taking advantage of that benefit. It is honestly disgusting and a major part of the negative sentiment around organized religion.

[–]BeeNo3492 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They shouldn't exist at all.

[–]AFRN 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Every church should just pay taxes. FTFY

[–]HaiKarate 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The god is false but the profits are real

[–]Forever_learning713 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing more “holy” than a wealthy man, proselytizing to the poor (from a set of fables that idolize the poor and demonize the wealthy), who also happens to be the most demonic-looking, and hideous(inside and out) “human”ish monster. He only indulges in life, because he knows that if his sham religion is true, he will burn eternal. Fortunately for him, everything about his life is a lie, and he will not suffer one bit when he dies

[–]32lib 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He is worth over $750,000,000.

[–]UtahUtes_1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just make any income over the national median income taxable. They cant get rich tax-free and they still have a religious exemption to live a comfortable life.

Oh, the national median income doesn't allow for a comfortable life? Well maybe these pastors would have some interest in changing that.

[–]blukoski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah of course, but they should be charged criminally for the way they take advantage of the elderly and disadvantaged

[–]Nopantsbullmoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, I'd prefer if they all pay taxes. Non-profits shouldn't exist, at least pay a lesser rate than normal businesses.

[–]tictac205 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Copeland is the devil incarnate.

[–]W1mpyDaM00ch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IMO they should have to pay taxes OR if it's "owned" by the church all the parishioners should have access to its public use.

Can't make rent? Stay at the mansion until you get back on your feet.

Need to fly the family for vacation or for an emergency? Use the church private jet all covered by donations.

Don't want to have these amenities available to the parishioners or church community then taxes need to be paid.

[–]fencerman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All churches should pay taxes period. Same with every kind of charity.

There should be no tax credits for charity of any kind, charitable donations or foundations.

It's all regressive bullshit that funds things like "Prager U" scams. The cost of all those subsidies would easily pay for real social services that make charity obsolete.

[–]TommyWantWingy9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All churches should pay taxes.

[–]Cptn_BenjaminWillard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tax the churches. You have my vote.

[–]Fritzoidfigaro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he not the creepiest dude ever? Nightmare on Church Street.

[–]ghostpeppers156 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost as stupid as those that continue to give him money

[–]spezisabitch200 2 points3 points  (2 children)

All churches should pay taxes.

They don't add anything to a community.

[–]strangebru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

False prophet making real profit.

[–]G-Unit11111 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And any church that openly preaches politics should absolutely forfeit their tax exempt status.

[–]LoFiEats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never going to change in this country

[–]Br3akTh3Toys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude is def a demon.  Trump is more than likely the antichrist.  Marge green is just a caveman tho. 

[–]BroccoliFartFuhrer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does that guy look like Satan?

[–]anewk9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is a literal demon hiding behind the word of God

[–]Irongiant350 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Those are the eyes of the devil

[–]Burrmanchu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude never doesn't look like a serial murderer.

[–]trevtkd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All religious establishments should have to pay taxes regardless of how shitty the pastor is.

[–]Appropriate_Tennisin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine all the good we could do if they did.

Strange, they want to float above everyone and control them while not providing anything to the country.

[–]westberry82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we just tax his hair dye? After all- it was God's plan for him to be gray at his age.

[–]Spiritual-Bear4495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree - they should forfeit all their wealth.

It's supposed to be a Church, not a moneymaking business.

Especially the fuck in the photo.

[–]AntonChigurhWasHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False prophet = real profit

[–]High_stakes00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… and be castrated just incase he’s a pedo or son of satan

[–]No_Coast9861 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All churches should pay taxes, no matter how big it is. Churches are no different than any other business.

If they can prove they donate to the needy, then they can get a tax break.

Fuck your imaginary friends.

[–]Odafishinsea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]markuspoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Covid 19

Covid 19

I blow the wind of God

[–]nuffced 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy is nothing but a Devils Demon if there ever was one. A powerful Demon at that.

[–]-SlapBonWalla- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Churches should pay taxes because

  1. they are corporations, selling products and services.
  2. they are political entities.

The reason they don't pay taxes now is because they are supposed to not be either of those two things, but that has never been the case ever. Churches have always made money on selling religious items and services. They have always meddled in politics since the dawn of religions.

[–]JAMRYO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Non profit should mean non profit.

[–]SoupeurHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Income is income. It's wrong to not tax churches in the first place but clearly there is no separation of church and state. The churches seem to be influencing the rules.

[–]Jealous-Network-8852 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The prosperity doctrine is some fucked up shit.

[–]GettingRidOfAuntEdna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think any religion that improves information control and shunning shouldn’t be tax exempt in addition to any for profit churches.

Local churches/religions that are accepting and about community/love/support/do charity work, you do you boo-boo skip them taxes.

[–]ThatGuyYouMightNo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raise your hand if you agree that any megachurch led by a pastor who lives in a mansion, drives a luxury car and flies in a private jet SHOULD PAY TAXES.

FTFY

[–]klaramee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All churches should be taxed. Absolutely no exceptions.

[–]Steebo_Jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would go far as to say that if you are registered as a non-profit, you shouldn't have directors or anyone making over a certain amount...

[–]ArcanaOfApocrypha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those eyes don't belong to a man of god

[–]CJrules559 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro you guys are bringing this man up now? He’s been a little shit since late 2010’.

[–]Starlord1951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All churches should pay taxes. Why should I a person who is not part of any religion pay taxes so these con men and women can live in luxury? Unless any church can show receipts for actual charitable work in the community and no preaching politics or violence from their pulpits then maybe a tax deduction or two. They’ve been fleecing their flocks for years and we the tax payers.

[–]ConstantOk2604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dudes probably a filthy sex fiend. It's always about sex the higher you go. It's our species penultimate goal. And wealth is just a tool.

[–]kmar22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, churches should not be tax exempt, with the mega churches being taxed at a higher rate, but I also think that if you're that stupid to give a dollar to these mega idiots then that's on you.

[–]Zektor01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is definitely going straight back to hell when he dies.

[–]bellzglass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like a ventriloquist doll

[–]Puzzleheaded_Two7358 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely - and this goblin should be taken somewhere far far away

[–]ZedZeil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially OStain who wouldn’t open his Stadium to the poors so they could get out of the floodwaters!

[–]CementCemetery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He misread prophet as profit.

[–]Bagelfreaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man is a piece of shit

[–]Aware_Material_9985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He Gets Us

[–]Lowlandsailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False profit is right, evil MF’er

[–]YinYangFloof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man preaches about God and salvation yet based on the book he preaches, I don’t think he is going to heaven

[–]Zohwithpie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are trying to pass bills that are pushed by religious belief I think you need to start taxing your religious beliefs

[–]Sweet_XR_Dev1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every church, every religion, every religious leader and worker should pay taxes. Period. Full stop.

[–]Grandfunk14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."

1 Timothy 6:10

[–]RemarkableMention712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

biggest scam in history