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[–]Raptors416_647 3765 points3766 points  (29 children)

"I'm aware of the effect I have on women yes"

[–]Warriorsdwide_k_shrude 794 points795 points  (1 child)

“Hi Ime, you wanted me.”

[–]acroasmun 327 points328 points  (0 children)

“Yes Ime, you wanted me”

[–]lunabagel28 229 points230 points  (13 children)

Idris Elba, but also applies to ime udoka, serge ibaka, and masai ujiri

[–][CLE] Sasha PavlovicSaadiusrex 45 points46 points  (4 children)

What are Masai's credentials here?

[–]ThunderDLottchula 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ibaka is follow by my mom grandma and a few aunt's on IG

[–]EastMrHolden 5949 points5950 points  (162 children)

he should've just whacked off

[–]Raptorsfree_kark 2667 points2668 points  (28 children)

Ya be more like Doc

[–]76ersTallStephen 1100 points1101 points  (8 children)

Things I never thought I’d hear in my lifetime for 200, Alex

[–][deleted] 408 points409 points  (6 children)

Cock Rivers

[–]Hawksdaeve 91 points92 points  (1 child)

true role model

[–]CelticsDeschain_1919 1060 points1061 points  (98 children)

Or banged his incredibly hot fiance

[–]goblin_welder 433 points434 points  (57 children)

I’d bang his hot fiance

[–]a_fuckin_samsquanch 365 points366 points  (42 children)

Well... You probably can now. Assuming you're incredibly handsome, and an athlete, and rich.

[–]Spursbobswowaccount 604 points605 points  (34 children)

Maybe she veers the other way after this. Maybe she starts looking for the Costanzas of the world like Marisa Tomei.

[–]WarriorsMario_Prime510 50 points51 points  (1 child)

How dare you! Marisa Tomei is a lovely woman!

[–]Spursbobswowaccount 24 points25 points  (0 children)

lol I thought about re-wording that part but said fuck it.

[–]MavericksCrookz_O 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Believe it or not, suspension.

[–]ThePhattestOne 143 points144 points  (3 children)

She's nia longer his fiance

[–]San Francisco WarriorsBillyBean11111 19 points20 points  (0 children)

strange has an allure that familiar does not

[–]BullsZloggt 85 points86 points  (2 children)

You can’t keep secrets fully safe with others.

Well, except Rosie Palms. She’ll never tell a soul!

[–]LakersHarleytk24 7740 points7741 points  (264 children)

Post nut clarity is hitting real different

[–]Clipperssoeffed 656 points657 points  (26 children)

This is more like post nut despair

[–]76ersTallStephen 358 points359 points  (23 children)

Speak for yourself. Now people can stop talking about (checks notes) Doc River’s twitter porn thing

[–]Warriorskerblamophobe 262 points263 points  (7 children)

Doc's liking porn on Twitter ain't got nothing on this staffer banging mofo

[–]WarriorsMarcusmemers 3246 points3247 points  (37 children)

Bro fumbled 2 rings in 1 year

[–]KaptainKhorisma 915 points916 points  (21 children)

yo, i'm new to this sub and you guys are funny as fuck.

[–]Warriorsathriren 392 points393 points  (11 children)

yeah i lurk because the banter is top shelf.

[–]PacersSlamJamGlanda 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Allegedly Nia Long had no intentions of marrying. I mean they’ve been engaged for 8 years. But yeah your point is accurate nonetheless

[–]jagaaaaaaaaaaaan 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Probably because she could tell he had no intentions of marrying lol.

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 1405 points1406 points  (43 children)

The Celtics' month of nightmares continues.

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartHailKyrie 483 points484 points  (23 children)

Been several months of nightmares

[–]Timberwolvesnoknownallergies 339 points340 points  (21 children)

What else happened? Ya’ll got Brogdon for a sack of doorknobs. That’s about all I heard about

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartHailKyrie 526 points527 points  (19 children)

Danilo ACL and Rob meniscus clean up plus we lost in the finals I mean

[–]Timberwolvesnoknownallergies 338 points339 points  (12 children)

Man….I would love to lose in the finals. I get it tho, sorry for the rough summer. I hope time lord comes back strong

[–]CelticsSaveHogwarts 4851 points4852 points  (437 children)

More is going to come out.

This leak and story is missing one important detail.

[–][deleted] 5315 points5316 points  (385 children)

The woman is 100% the wife of a high ranking member of the org. This seems overly harsh to the point where it feels personal.

[–][OKC] Josh GiddeySleepyEel 3334 points3335 points  (87 children)

If he fucked an executive's wife it should be personal

[–]Hawksyoshidawg93 2253 points2254 points  (63 children)

This. If he slept with an executive’s wife, that executive has every reason to wish Udoka never coaches another game for the Celtics.

[–]Otroroboto 6517 points6518 points  (46 children)

Why? Firing him just frees up more of his time to fuck his wife.

[–]76erschoose_uh_username 1053 points1054 points  (12 children)

That VP is every trader on Wallstreetbets

[–]MavericksKiddierose 677 points678 points  (9 children)

What my wife and her boyfriend do is none of my business.

[–]tigernet_1994 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Keep my wife's name out of your fqing mouth! :)

[–]Heatshish-kebab 1053 points1054 points  (96 children)

Nah it's was a subordinate. People forgot a key point: Timing, with the Robert sarver thing just getting a conclusion. And if you look back couple of year back Cuban got into muddy water too. With Sarver setting a precedent of team owner having to sell, no GM or Owner gonna mess with sexual misconduct right now. He fcked someone he had power over, lets say the team close an eye on it. Later the female employee leak everything and say she was promised a promotion or something in exchange of sexual favor. Bam now Celtics are the new Mavs and Suns and the whole building come crashing down. They had to address this asap with an action that would indicate that they wont tolerate that kind of thing, don't forget one thing there is always a starting point. If they let him do whatever he want, another gonna do it.

[–][MIL] Brian Winterskentalaska 634 points635 points  (79 children)

At any company I’ve ever worked for if a supervisor had a relationship with an employee below them in the company there would be an investigation and they’d be terminated. A year suspension sounds like a lot, but I had a manager terminated just for pursuing a relationship with an employee.

[–]Kingschuckvsthelife 128 points129 points  (9 children)

The only reason he’s not fired is because of who he is I feel like.

It’ll be unsurprising if he resigns.

[–]BullsJC_Frost 74 points75 points  (0 children)

At my work, one shift's manager was passed on for a promotion to a higher role because she's dating an employee on another shift, and the promotion would put her on his chain of command. Pretty standard stuff

[–]NetsEcstatic-Coach 172 points173 points  (36 children)

They tried to impeach (or did impeach) a US President for this. CNN fired their CEO. Michigan got rid of their university president.

[–]Jon_Snow_1887 75 points76 points  (3 children)

Well they did impeach Clinton, but it was for lying in the investigation. The famous quote is him saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

[–]dproma 209 points210 points  (64 children)

So why not just fire him? One year suspension makes no sense.

[–]djbayko 339 points340 points  (31 children)

They don't want to pay the entire contract. They're probably negotiating a buy out with Udoka and his agent, but they couldn't come to an agreement quickly enough for an announcement today. So all they can do is suspend him for a year.

Notice that the press release says that a decision on his future beyond this season is yet to be determined. In other words, he gone.

[–]TimberwolvesRobtheNavigator 110 points111 points  (22 children)

Generally if you are fired for-cause you don't get a buyout.

[–]NetsLow-Exam1208 132 points133 points  (21 children)

Covering their ass in case of a lawsuit

[–]Toronto HuskiesMadVillain1 72 points73 points  (17 children)

Lawsuit from whom, theres stages before termination like a suspension but violation of company policy and code of ethics are fireable offences.

[–]lets_talk_basketball 1399 points1400 points  (95 children)

Am I naive for thinking if he resigns now a team will 100% give him a shot either mid season or in the summer?

[–][deleted] 1352 points1353 points  (36 children)

Nah you know Jeannie Buss wants him

[–]Vancouver Grizzlieszetcetera 324 points325 points  (11 children)

He’ll go into her office and see the black casting couch

[–][NYK] Jeremy Linrr196 161 points162 points  (6 children)

Put me in, coach

[–]Supersonicssexygodzilla 62 points63 points  (2 children)

"What's with the camcorder, Jeannie?"

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

"Oh this? That's nothing. Now why don't you just go make yourself comfortable and I will make some of my famous pineapple juice."

[–]MildlyCoherent 262 points263 points  (23 children)

Nah you’re right. Deshaun Watson got another job and what he did was way worse than what we’ve heard here.

Of course, if the details of Ime’s case make it a lot worse, all bets are off the table.

[–]lets_talk_basketball 142 points143 points  (18 children)

Well yea.. Deshaun was non consensual. From the jump this was deemed as something that was consensual.. As long as it wasn't him forcing himself on someone, or coercing someone, he'll be fine

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 2404 points2405 points  (19 children)

Woj got sniped on his own leak lmao

[–]Heatlopea182 1129 points1130 points  (2 children)

Too busy photoshopping his face on the Woj Bomb™️ graphic.

[–]Raptorsthrowaway1 149 points150 points  (0 children)

The interface on his Wojberry phone is just not fast enough

[–]76ersTallStephen 268 points269 points  (3 children)

Woj high key is just the adult form of Randall from Recess

[–]BucksPhoebesdaddy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Solid analogy

[–]SupersonicsHatsOnTheBeach 336 points337 points  (4 children)

Woj is cooked

[–]Mavericksshaheedmalik 153 points154 points  (2 children)

Shams > Clams.

[–][SEA] Patrick Ewinggucci-legend 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Woj is done, and not just on Twitter

[–][PHI] Eric SnowPhillyFreezer_ 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The Celtics made an official statement dude, Shams got the email like every other reporter

[–]Trail BlazersKobeFadeaway248 3008 points3009 points  (227 children)

He slept with way more than just a couple execs wives.

[–]WarriorsNug-Badger 1511 points1512 points  (98 children)

What if he slept with a players wife lol

[–]CelticsMikes_Movies_ 96 points97 points  (6 children)

Or a player?

[–]OKC HornetsCacklemoore 704 points705 points  (69 children)

It feels like this has gotta be the case, right? Like what exactly is the magnitude here, Tiger Woods level?

[–]Bullsallknowerofknowing 368 points369 points  (42 children)

lol ime is a legitimate crazy person if he was bumping uglies with multiple execs' wives. Who the fuck fucks not just one of their boss's wife, but multiple.

If true, mans really thought he was living on a real life brazzers set

[–]Warriorsmaethlin 193 points194 points  (24 children)

Where the fuck are people getting this?

I'm not saying it didn't happen... but I feel really out of the loop because I keep seeing everything from "banging random employee" to "banging multiple execs wives" lol

[–]CelticsCrippleJedi 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Also slept with every girl on Boston's cheerleaders team, it's all coming out now.

[–]pineapplecheesepizza 110 points111 points  (1 child)

they were all stuck in the washing machine, he just had to

[–]Supersonicssexygodzilla 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Step coach what are you doing?

[–]WarriorsTheMagicalLlama 107 points108 points  (2 children)

I’m dying at This whole thread lmfao. Your psychoanalyzing the guys hypothetical mindset when he hypothetically banged his multiple execs wives

[–]Bucks1998TimThomas 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Trainer got stuck in the dryer

[–]BillievDat 533 points534 points  (9 children)

Of course this comes out after I place a bet on Udoka for Coach of the Year...

[–]SgtMeepMoop 211 points212 points  (2 children)

Shoulda placed it on city boy of the year

[–][SAC] De'Aaron Foxarenasfan00 194 points195 points  (0 children)

It should void

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

bet the under on the Celtics win total to even it out lmaooooo

[–]Bullsillyxpink 298 points299 points  (10 children)

He really went from taking the Celtics to the finals to this

[–]BullsZloggt 124 points125 points  (8 children)

This makes me wonder: when did this affair happen?

Just recently? In the regular season? During the playoffs? I’m not sure (and I cannot assume), but either way, the man must have been keeping it a big secret all this time.

I can only imagine and how they managed to find out about this (and what happened immediately after)…

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 909 points910 points  (187 children)

Surely he’s done in Boston.

[–]CelticsChadwiko 365 points366 points  (21 children)

[–]throwaway4127RB 269 points270 points  (18 children)

Man should just resign and start with a new team. Plenty of teams would love to have him.

[–]bachataman 137 points138 points  (11 children)

Depends on if he still gets paid while suspended. He's not going to resign and lose the money the celtics owe him. He can just wait for them to fire him while he chills

[–]CelticsOhRThey 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Yes exactly, I doubt he will get paid this year but still has multiple years left on his contract. They will probably work out some kind of settlement but I bet the C’s ownership are exploring all exit options.

[–]bongomcgee 711 points712 points  (31 children)

The line about “a decision on his future will be made at a later date” all but seals it. They didn’t have to include that

[–]Bullsallknowerofknowing 265 points266 points  (23 children)

exactly, that means he's 100% done there

[–]Lakerscesga_0218 123 points124 points  (21 children)

Probably just waiting for him to resign at some point if it's that serious

[–]Trail Blazers1850ChoochGator 66 points67 points  (15 children)

Ime already said he isn’t going to resign.

[–]KingsCarne_Asada_Friez 90 points91 points  (3 children)

And Sarver didn’t want to sell. Factors can change one’s thinking very quickly.

[–]Cavalierskaprrisch 25 points26 points  (1 child)

They said violation”s” of team policies.

[–]RaptorsKizz3r 25 points26 points  (2 children)

If u want someone out for a year u want them gone permanently. The question is do they fire him or does he resign

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 78 points79 points  (56 children)

100%. We’ll see which team offers him a job next year though.

[–]LakersTallanoGoldDigger 42 points43 points  (15 children)

The biggest loser (NBA-related) here is Quin Snyder, he's well in line for that Spurs job but now he's got Udoka to worry about

[–]NedFriarson49 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Udoka doesn't strike me as the big ol' women type

[–]Heatsmoltanboi 132 points133 points  (5 children)

head coach of the cleveland browns

[–]Netslatman 203 points204 points  (2 children)

No they said it was consensual

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can’t teach culture

[–]FilipinooFlash 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He will probably negotiate a payout with them and be released before the suspension finishes

[–]BucksNeuroxex 271 points272 points  (45 children)

What a dumbass. One of thirty jobs. Gets his foot in the door, has an extremely promising first season with a championship contending franchise. Still can't keep his dick in his pants with it all on the line.

[–]Spursktdotnova 152 points153 points  (28 children)

The Celtics is like a college blue blood position at a UNC or Kentucky. He literally could have dated anyone else… or just self disclose. He’s entirely at fault here.

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It is pretty crazy when you put it like that. You’d think he’d wait at least a couple years on the job before sleeping around with everyone lol.

[–]Mavericksdesirox 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Yeah he potentially pissed away a very lucrative career for some pussy. He’ll most likely get another chance but it probably won’t be with a team as good as Boston

[–]LakersBatmanHive 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Their statement says they will make another decision if he stays beyond this season, I think he's let go.

[–][NJN] Drazen PetrovicIndianaBones11 27 points28 points  (9 children)

If you’re willing to go this far but not fire him it has to be some combination of not wanting to pay him and not wanting him to end up on a competitor

[–]BucksPillsburyToasters 960 points961 points  (36 children)

“If you ever feel like cheating, just jack off”

-My college friend

It speaks volumes in this context

[–][deleted] 293 points294 points  (5 children)

Goes for all kinds of important life decisions. Think you need a big loan that fancy car? See how you feel after rubbing one out.

[–]Pistonshaventseenstarwars 115 points116 points  (2 children)

Instructions unclear rubbed one out in my new fancy car

[–]iladius 130 points131 points  (3 children)

Wow I can't believe no one thought of that. It's that simple.

[–]BucksPillsburyToasters 111 points112 points  (1 child)

I know you’re being sarcastic, but there are more people aren’t there than you think that don’t know/don’t do this. Udoka is no exception and look what it cost him

[–][deleted] 603 points604 points  (69 children)

So who did he bang?

[–]512165381 167 points168 points  (7 children)

Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita

Monica Erica Tina Mary Jessica

Jump up and down and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hand on the ground Take one step left and one step right

[–]Hornetssamsab 52 points53 points  (2 children)

A little bit of [deleted] in my life, a little bit of [removed] by my side

[–][deleted] 313 points314 points  (13 children)

Mods I wanna gossip with my boys :(

[–]Warriorsgeorge_costanza1234 117 points118 points  (2 children)

The one time the mods enforce anything in this sub lmao

[–]Knicksalex_song 1390 points1391 points  (52 children)

Longer suspension than Deshaun Watson!??? LOL

[–]Celticsjred1026 1106 points1107 points  (37 children)

in case you were wondering

1 sexual assault = 0.458 NFL games

1 consensual sexual relationship with a coworker = 82 NBA games + playoffs

[–][deleted] 411 points412 points  (20 children)

Bynum got 5 games for murdering a small Puerto Rican man. 80+ games seems very personal.

[–]LakersShaved-extremes 279 points280 points  (4 children)

wait what?? Bynum killed somebody? edit: Nvrmind ur talking about Barrea? lol

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Bynum killed the Lakers

[–]76ersxXTheRacerXx 334 points335 points  (22 children)

God damn, RIP to his coaching career in Boston

[–]MavericksLukaDoncicBigPP 200 points201 points  (17 children)

What if they win this year lmfao

[–]NuggetsGuardax 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Then he's super gone

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Start hiring and firing first year head coaches every season at that point.

[–]Celticsyf-23 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Red Sox strategy

[–]Mavericksshaheedmalik 1850 points1851 points  (19 children)

Went from Nia Long to Suspended Long.

[–][deleted] 252 points253 points  (9 children)

To me this reads like he was having consensual sex, but something happened that could leave the Celtics vulnerable to a lawsuit. Maybe he slept with someone and then got them fired/promoted?

The “multiple execs wives” seems like a big leap for what’s been released haha

[–]NBAlazzysmalls 164 points165 points  (8 children)

Literally just gave up one of the biggest jobs in the league

[–]LakersSharpSwag 479 points480 points  (47 children)

We need more details. It just HAS to be more than hooking up with a staff member that was consensual

[–][MIL] Brook LopezFloodlkmichigan 180 points181 points  (6 children)

I think it’s really more about the position it put the Celtics in because it does create a large amount of public, embarrassing, and expensive legal liability for the team.

And if it was someone who worked at the Celtics and who married to an exec, that just shows a complete lack of judgement.

[–]CelticsChadwiko 693 points694 points  (37 children)

Man, from the NBA Finals to having our head coach fumbling like this in the space of 3 months is a tough, tough deal.

This sucks.

It's the right call, but it sucks.

[–]Celticselcapitandemundo 202 points203 points  (4 children)

was so hype for this team to build on last season now I’m just worried lmao

[–]CelticsBrusselSproutbr00k 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I was so looking forward to healthy rob, gallinari, and a more comfortable Ime 🫠

[–]randymagnum433 266 points267 points  (2 children)

The NBA is the best reality TV show

[–][BOS] Reggie Lewisnamblaotie 398 points399 points  (30 children)

Imagine working for years in the NBA as an assistant, paying your dues to finally get a head coaching job, then landing a job with a storied franchise, one with a pretty talented & young roster, one that's right there in the sweet spot of having some playoff experience, but still hungry to be coached, then leading that team through a historic regular season turnaround, making it to the NBA Finals, falling short of winning it all, but with some achievable goals and tweaks that could mean winning it all the following season.... to "at least I had sex".

Sometime people just can't be saved from themselves.

[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Classic Shakespearean downfall.

Greed, ambition, pride, and vanity are a dangerous cocktail!

[–]LakersCul_what 126 points127 points  (4 children)

"Im a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck" - Ime "Kanye West" Udoka

[–]Tearz_in_rain 82 points83 points  (6 children)

This is unprecedented.

A coach being suspended for an entire season.

Why not just fire him?

How is he supposed to come back and coach this team?

If it were for a month, sure.

A year?

[–]Phenom_Mv3 86 points87 points  (4 children)

Might be their way of forcing him to resign

[–]B00ME 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Too bad he's not in the NFL, probably would have got a raise.

[–]LoganH1219 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Post Nut Clarity hitting him like a Hurricane rn

[–]SunsSomewhereExisting121 224 points225 points  (33 children)

He should resign. Putting THIS squad they have built and taken to the finals in jeopardy and facing literally a whole season away from them I don't see how he comes back and gains the respect of the locker room

[–]TimberwolvesNorthChan 103 points104 points  (11 children)

And give up millions of dollars for a job you will most likely never be paid millions of dollars for again?

That would be the dumbest move on the planet.

[–]Trail Blazers_NYLifer 59 points60 points  (6 children)

he will 100% get another job in the association. shit Brooklyn would do it rn

[–]Cavaliersddottay 91 points92 points  (7 children)

How sad that he chose to cheat on his partner and ruined his career.