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[–]rapterropp 230 points231 points  (33 children)

Nah it's like race dude it's same in every aspect but different from outside

Minecraft players are racist

[–]b1rgar1p1nsan 163 points164 points  (17 children)

Vroom Vroom🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️

I LOVE RACING VROOM VROOM 🏎️🏎️🏎️

[–]Usual-Bid-3470 74 points75 points  (14 children)

Wow you are a true racist!

[–]SomeRandomSkitarii 28 points29 points  (12 children)

Least favorite race?

[–]PinkFloydSheep 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I hate formula one. It takes forever and they just go along the same track over and over again

[–]Charming_Reporter_18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NASCAR? IDK I just know only one.

Edit: is F1 too a race?

[–]Glass-Group-136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, me too. I am a professional racist

[–]JOJJOKY213456 11 points12 points  (6 children)

As a Javian I hate bedrock race

[–]DefinitelyNotFisk15 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I hate bedders😡😡

[–]JOJJOKY213456 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes they r to much bed coloured

[–]yeetsupwillneverdie 1 point2 points  (3 children)

And as a non-racist, I hate all races equally.

[–]hmmm_wat_is_disCustom user flair 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I hate all races equally even the bad ones

[–]yeetsupwillneverdie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate all races equally especially NASCAR

[–]Sir_Toaster_9330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What can you expect, from filthy little heathens, here's what you get when races are diverse!

[–]SpaghettiBob997Melon Farmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s more like reverse racism. It’s different from the inside. On the outside it’s nearly the same in every aspect.

[–]M2rsho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bedrock is written in cpp it's the same on the outside but different in the inside

[–]Gab1er08vrai 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Excuse me but this is not comparable to races where bedrock is coded in C/C+ (etc I can't remember exactly) and java in java as the name suggests whereas races are concepts invented by humans wanting to prove their superiority and things like that and which has not been proven, on the contrary it has been counter-proven (I specify that I am not talking about ethnic groups).

[–]Mindless_Thoughtless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yho, when did race enter the chat?

[–]ATotallyAssholeGuy 71 points72 points  (5 children)

Nah, it's more of a racial/ethnic war.

[–]Captian_BonesVillagers HATE this one trick (slavery) 19 points20 points  (4 children)

That doesn't make it better

[–]Huntercin 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Warcrimes are fun though

[–]yeetsupwillneverdie 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yes, warcrimes are the reason why I still play TF2

[–]Dovacraft88 61 points62 points  (25 children)

I just want to play Minecraft, is that too much to ask for?

[–]mat202e[S] 19 points20 points  (22 children)

Do you want to join my smp?

[–]Dovacraft88 16 points17 points  (21 children)

That sounds nice

[–]mat202e[S] 15 points16 points  (19 children)

We are like 10 friends, but only 3/4 actually constantly play, so we are thinking to restart a new one

[–]Wiesnak20 8 points9 points  (17 children)

This is on java or bedrock 🫠

[–]mat202e[S] 4 points5 points  (15 children)

Java...

[–]Charming_Reporter_18 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nice, I too play Java. Any Bedrock player who wishes to join but can't join? /j

[–]Few_Lifeguard8249 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I also join?

[–]Top-Vermicelli797Java Play.... mostly with mods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's reletable, specially with Mods :3

Because who doesn't like more isnanity in a video game? :D

[–]extracrispyweeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you are now banned from ever playing minecraft again

[–]sniboo_ 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Minecraft and terraria communities have a better relation than java and bedrock even though it is the same game.

[–]Terryotes 0 points1 point  (5 children)

True, but a lot of terearia players hate minecraft

[–]sniboo_ 1 point2 points  (3 children)

in general they don't like to say that terraria is a Minecraft clone. wich everyone can agree about it if you played it at less that two hours. but yeah Minecraft players like terraria but not always the other way around.

[–]Terryotes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I played terraria 100 hours, I like minecraft a little bit more, but they are very different. Minecraft is about building and is a lot more open, while Terraria is more RPG and have a more linear progression, the very early game of terraria is a little bit similar to minecraft, but the rest of the game is just very different

[–]yeetsupwillneverdie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The last time I talked to a terraria player on this site, they were sounding like a dream stan on twitter

[–]Ok_Style_3889 14 points15 points  (1 child)

[–]mat202e[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]M44t_ 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Oh fuck don't hit me with the Umbara arc like thet

[–]mat202e[S] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Rip waxer

[–]BKdotexe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just watched these episodes few days ago, I feel like this is around the point in clone wars that the series starts to turn sad and serious instead of the fun chill cartoon. I LOVE clone wars even if it makes me cry :(

[–]___VIBEZ___ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For real. Still hits deep

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That scene makes me tear up every time

[–]Fire_Lightning8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like the great schism

[–]OhItsJustJosh 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Whenever I say about Bedrock bad, I'm never talking about the players. We're all as one here. But Mojang needs to fix the crap that Bedrock has become

[–]erjurcPL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tolerate every version of Minecraft

Even the bad ones

[–]MawoDuffer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Microsoft is the true enemy, they won’t make bedrock run correctly like Java does.

[–]Top-Vermicelli797Java Play.... mostly with mods 6 points7 points  (12 children)

True

Both are great in their own ways

Java for example has better Redstone but bedrock has better performance

[–]One-Hat-9764 0 points1 point  (11 children)

And also more features for vanilla gameplay for bedrock. Java has more modded features, or aka mods.

[–]Top-Vermicelli797Java Play.... mostly with mods 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Mods are my favorite

[–]One-Hat-9764 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Eh I mean I like to be creative with only using the base game for any game I play that let me build or create things. But I see why people like to use mods in general for games.

[–]Top-Vermicelli797Java Play.... mostly with mods 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Yea specially some get more detailed like that one Mod for Fallen order (that star wars game)

[–]One-Hat-9764 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I don't get why people need mods to add more blocks into the game specifically, except for the obvious making it look accurate. But still I can get by without them in minecraft and still be very creative in my builds.

[–]ABritishFemboy 18 points19 points  (14 children)

Your meme is already attracting Java Elitists

I just wanna go one day without Java Elitists bitching about bedrock edition

[–]Not_TheMenInBlack Emerald Gang 3 points4 points  (8 children)

I’m on the verge of leaving all the Minecraft subs because they’re so fucking annoying

[–]ABritishFemboy 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I don't blame, the Bedrock Vs Java is so fucking annoying

Bedrock players just wanna enjoy their funny block game and then Java Elitists come in and insult both the game and them for playing it

[–]ThunderstormBoyVN 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Jokes on you, most bedrock player i encountered was bitching on Java

[–]SuddenPassionStill don't understand what's wrong with mining at night 2 points3 points  (5 children)

People don't want to hear it but it's true. Bedrock players bitch about Java all the time and people act blind to it

[–]Terryotes 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I have a close friend, he plays bedrock, I play java, he hates java, but play in it because of a survival I have with him, I also hate bedrock because it just feels strange to play

[–]Flame_Belch83 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I like bedrock better than Java for the same reason. Some mechanics are different and so it feel weird when I’m playing. People also bitch about bedrock having bugs, but that’s almost always shitty wifi, computers, and lag. I have a good computer so bedrock runs smoothly for me. The bug talk is dumb because Java actually has more real bugs, but they are exploited so often people just call them features.

[–]Flame_Belch83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all need to chill, stop hating different versions of the same thing, because Minecraft isn’t a game, it’s real life.

[–]SuddenPassionStill don't understand what's wrong with mining at night 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Found the Bedrock player /s

[–]Lazy_Grab5261 0 points1 point  (1 child)

MUH QUASI CONNECTION

[–]Zengyatta69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Connectivity not connection

[–]Weary_Drama1803City builder 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Here’s my stance:

Java and Bedrock have features to love and hate. Java has quasi connectivity while Bedrock has moveable entities (chests, furnaces, dispensers etc. moveable by pistons), Java has more mods while Bedrock has ray tracing and better vanilla performance, Java has better server communication (the cause for those Bugrock ☕️ posts) while Bedrock doesn’t need servers or LAN for multiplayer. There’s no reason for one to be objectively superior to the other, but you may have preferences for certain features. Perhaps you’re a redstoner and want more predictable redstone, or you’re a builder and don’t feel like sifting through mods for a good ray tracer to show off your build.

[–]One-Hat-9764 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is ray tracing?

[–]RickityNLSodium/Fabric user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pictures look better but you get a third of the FPS if you're lucky.

It calculates lighting differently, more realistic

[–]NotOneIWantToBeMines water 13 points14 points  (8 children)

There are objective downsides and upsides to both versions, but in my experience absolute majority of bedrock simps (I play both versions, but if I could I would play only Java) are incapable of any meaningful conversations about comparing two versions

You can prove me wrong in replies and or downvote like all brainless amebas who mark everyone who says that versions are unequal an "elitist"

[–]Jedimobslayer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amoebas*

That’s all

[–]mat202e[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

I agree, onestly i play only java, but I played also bedrock. Im just saying that its usless to insult somone other just for a game

[–]NotOneIWantToBeMines water 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I don't hate the players, I mostly hate people who don't let me hate the bedrock itself (without any arguments)

[–]mat202e[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bedrock block is sad now

[–]One-Hat-9764 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

I only hate java players who give invalid or not 100% always happening reasons for hating bedrock. These so called common gamebreaking bugs on bedrock are only internet problem 99% of the time. They aren't common at all. Each version has it pros and cons.

[–]NotOneIWantToBeMines water -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

''I got lucky, so I will blame people who experience the bug''

And something tells me that input lag that happens 100% of the time has nothing to do with connection

[–]One-Hat-9764 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I am not blaming the people who experience it. I am saying that these are not as common as java players say they are. Only reason it seem to be common is because those posts gets hundred of upvotes and comments.

[–]NotOneIWantToBeMines water -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They are common enough to be a deciding factor. I don't die every 5 seconds, but I do often enough to turn on keepInventory. And even the fact that they appear more often than on java is still a valid argument

[–]Giraffe144 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like bedrock mentality...

/s

[–]ExtremeSubject4904 1 point2 points  (4 children)

these memes are stupid, very stupid

[–]SparklezSagaOfficial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This

[–]MakkisPekkisWasTaken 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Raspberry pi gang rise up!

[–]freindly_duck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3ds gang, whose with me?

[–]Puffball973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isnt there minecraft on psp? Or was that the vita?

[–]Recent_Log3779 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve played both, each for a period of several years, and Java is better in many more ways than bedrock, at least in my opinion

[–]Not_the_banana 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I’m just gonna admit it: I only play bedrock because I can’t play java. I don’t have a computer so I’m stuck with the inferior version

[–]Legitimate_Seat8928Custom user flair -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Neither is inferior.

[–]RickityNLSodium/Fabric user 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The discussion isn't which version is better, but that we shouldn't shame people for playing the "wrong" version.

I think nobody that has experience with both versions on PC will prefer Bedrock

[–]Legitimate_Seat8928Custom user flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no right or wrong version.

[–]Not_the_banana 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You say that because you aren’t stuck with bedrock

[–]Enough-Agency3721When I say Bugrock, I don't mean to offend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, the elusive things always seem better even if they objectively aren't.

[–]Legitimate_Seat8928Custom user flair -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I play bedrock and I love both

[–]Sduidy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its stupid to attack a group of players for playing bedrock edition as opposed to java. additionally constantly being up it being inferior to act high and mighty is stupid.

however,

bedrock is entirely garbage. the lack of support of care for it compared to java is unbelievable, with console players only able to access the same 5 garbage sponsored servers for the past years and duplication glitches in the game that exist since launch its clear the only reason the game exists is for the shop.

also im salty that java edition says "java edition" when bedrock doesnt, java is the main, original minecraft version and its insulting to imply otherwise

[–]Nexdreal 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes, but one is good, the other is shit

[–]S-p-o-o-k-n-t 0 points1 point  (6 children)

bedrock simps after dying of random cardiac arrest in their “superior version” right after paying their life savings for mods

[–]techy804 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Java simps not realizing that you can download mods for it from sites like mcpe-dl.com and not pay a single penny

[–]Terryotes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, but still java has more mods

[–]Ultimate_905Frick Microsoft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add-ons not mods

[–]Not_TheMenInBlack Emerald Gang -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Java simps after they realize that they’re being outcast from their friend groups because they don’t shut the fuck up about Java

[–]S-p-o-o-k-n-t -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of my friends play Java lmfao, cope.

[–]afrulzBedrock player 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedrock simps? Shit are people sexually attracted to bedrock?

[–]Organic-Eye5242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shut your ass up java is better than bedrock bedrock sucks booty bedrock nees piss in their ass green efn

[–]Abject-Register7164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Bedrock lives matter" ✊✊✊

[–]Nobbi_master6000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

YEAH CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE JAVA VS BEDROCK DEBATE AND JUST AGREE THAT THEIR BOTH GREAT

[–]One-Hat-9764 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are great in their own ways. Bedrock great for vanilla gameplay and cross-platform. Java great for mods and redstone. I am just listing the ones I think are the biggest pros of each. Feel free to list others or list the two from each you think are the biggest pros.

[–]Parthav_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude it's normal, everyone goes through their Java vs Bedrock phase

[–]whyamihereboiii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

On behalf of (most) bedrock players, we can all agree bedrock fuckin sucks. Like, half the features are cut out. WE CANT USE ANYTHING IN OUR OFF HAND LIKE WHAT-

[–]PancakesandWaffles98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn, I need to see now of this format.

[–]Secret-Scientist-920 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it’s minecraft racism. The platforms we play on are our races

[–]Indy_2704 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There was this dude in a thread talking about when people started playing,
Dude went on to say Java is the only real minecraft version...
Safe to say he's fun at parties.

[–]witcherfrommercury -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This cracked me up

[–]MP3_MP3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't agree with this, they are using Minecraft in both game versions but they are not the same. If yes, then you could install Minecraft texture pack in Minetest and call it Minecraft.

[–]Flame_Belch83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Minecraft civil war

[–]BurningVShadow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Civil war

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂

[–]GlobalMeasurement519 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AMEN! A-FREAKIN-MEN!

[–]DoubleOFFar Phlie -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

more like: LAMECRAFT (only read this if you are a bedrock user)

[–]Sir_Toaster_9330 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Think about how Christians feel about other people calling God a different name, that's how this community feels

[–]monkeybro694207 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah just attack overwatch 2

[–]emrebaligi7Java? Bedrock? nah i'm with 3DS edition 0 points1 point  (0 children)

java vs bedrock fights are like the battle of karansebes

[–]StarKrypt[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like Java vs C++

[–]Xcissors280 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Fight earth, dungeons, legends, and education edition

[–]panoutsp12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV Monjang 😐

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

One point, Java has better customization in the gameplay, graphics, performance, etc

Minecraft is Minecraft though and that's not going to change

[–]Farid_Beshay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMFAO

[–]freindly_duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me: plays bedrock, gets a good world going, diamond gear, elytra my switch: nope. you died in the middle of the Indian ocean while traveling to the nether (based off true events)

[–]shadoWalker494 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True man

[–]creeper06703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TRUE MEN NOW WHAT IS GOOD E WHAT IS BAD LIKE JAVA E BEDROCK WAR THE WORST WAR EVER!

[–]mybrainlog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone said it

[–]naxalb-_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Bedrock is Microsoft

[–]traveler30000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This photo hits different bro

[–]WhyDidIGetThisApp3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes aside that was a sad clone wars episode

[–]Burh_whata_hell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's always was mistake to fight

[–]dadgotmeonebay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So life is minecraft

[–]Normal_Performance92 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i hate the fact that everyone fights java over bedrock.its the same game, different features. what we should be upset about is how minecraft education has more features than bedrock and java

[–]No-Huckleberry-4226 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]jadsiu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]jadsiu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]shortbutthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

join up

[–]Yuboi6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah keep firing

[–]Affectionate-Mix8419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys I am starting a Minecraft series so I had made a teaser please check once and rate it between 1 to 10

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[–]goodmemez54Custom user flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro so true lol

[–]These_Explanation149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does this take long

[–]niceguy9-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL

[–]Ancient-Winter-9931 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro just shut the fuck up man

[–]RoyalArgenby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah jit tripping java v bedrock would win

[–]Loud_Accident_317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEA I KOWN

[–]Loud_Accident_317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CREEPER TRY TO KILL ME\

[–]Loud_Accident_317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOVE FANF YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!