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[–]ArtemisTNTiwrestledabeartwice 2126 points2127 points  (19 children)

Plot twist: Henry Cavill made this post to divert suspicion

[–]Jesse_christoffer 687 points688 points  (9 children)

Henry cavill cums coffee confirmed.

[–][deleted] 212 points213 points  (2 children)

Henry Cavill would want you to think that...

[–]Sreekar617Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Guess how I know

[–]taftpanda 5405 points5406 points  (127 children)

How do we know it isn’t you, OP?

[–]Goodpsychopath- 4057 points4058 points  (108 children)

Because he cums coffee

[–]CandleJackHammer 2018 points2019 points  (65 children)

Is ... is that not normal? Asking for a friend...

[–][deleted] 901 points902 points  (57 children)

If it's that, he eats cum for breakfast

[–][deleted] 587 points588 points  (42 children)

Ah yes natural human jam

[–]Schubert125 537 points538 points  (26 children)

Oh what a terrible day to have eyes that can read things.

[–][deleted] 263 points264 points  (21 children)

I have something to cleanse you. r/eyebleach

[–]HYDR0FL4M3 69 points70 points  (12 children)

Thank you

[–]Kybar_ 26 points27 points  (9 children)

I have something better but its a fifty percent chance it's bad 50 percent its bad r/fiftyfifty

[–]endmysuffering852 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Turn off nsfw on your account and it'll all be good

[–]advayvora 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Why am I peeing mayo

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

The opposite of shooter mcgavin

[–]I_Write_Stuffs 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Classic Henry Cavill

[–]Christmas_Panda 54 points55 points  (1 child)

u/ICumCoffee
ICumCaffee
H.cumCavee
HecnwCavii
HencyCavii
Henry Cavill

Son of a biscuit... it's him...

[–]Legen010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goddamnit

[–]CyanBeinSus47[🍰] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

as a wise redditor once said:

"Ejeculatte"

[–]Kiacha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A man that looks like Henry Caville and cums coffee checks pretty much all my boxes.

[–]its_a_legit_question 4095 points4096 points  (113 children)

Oh god. What if I’m Henry Cavill?!

[–]PigeonFellowOne does not simply 2226 points2227 points  (37 children)

Its a legit question too

[–]GoodGuyBuddyBoy 865 points866 points  (26 children)

I mean if I'm HENRY CAVILL then why do I cry everytime I look in the mirror?

[–][deleted] 734 points735 points  (17 children)

I mean the mirror would be so bright with handsome beams you'd blind yourself.

[–]Arroused-by-mirrorsNyan cat 354 points355 points  (8 children)

My username begs to differ

[–]AngelicNacho 88 points89 points  (5 children)

A lot of people are aroused by the sight of seeing people cry.

[–]PrettyDecentSort 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Has anyone ever seen /u/its_a_legit_question and Henry Cavill in the same room together?

[–]Shadow_slayer132https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I have although it was u/its_a_legit_question profile picture that showed up, not the real person

[–]airshipmvbgdvd 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What if the real Henry Cavill was the Redditors we met along the way?

[–]Goober11222 21 points22 points  (1 child)

[–]smashNcrabs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Spent far longer than I'd care to admit trying to figure out how 'pigeonfellow' was a usernamechecksout

[–]IShitMyFuckingPants 123 points124 points  (17 children)

Impossible. I’m Henry Cavill.

[–]8449717 55 points56 points  (0 children)

No, no. He's got a point.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

No choice for his super tight suit, so he goes : u/IShitMyFuckingPants

[–]ManWalkingDownReddit MAYMAYMAKERS 96 points97 points  (14 children)

What if we are henry cavill!??

[–]Artichook 35 points36 points  (4 children)

We are all Henry Cavill on this blessed day

[–]GMXDNA 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Communist anthem intensifies

[–]JZeus_09 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OUR HENRY CAVILL

[–]Edibleorphans_ 62 points63 points  (1 child)

We’ve found you out!

[–]Wild_Horse03 50 points51 points  (6 children)

What if the real Henry Cavill was the Redditors we met along the way?

[–]Nautiyal_AdiI touched grass 36 points37 points  (4 children)

What if u/Fish_fucker69 is Henry

[–]RobedSnake7 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s Jason Momoa not Henry

[–]Noligation 46 points47 points  (3 children)

PlayStation or X-box?

[–]eht-tseigretloC 94 points95 points  (2 children)

PC

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Found ‘im

[–]squirrelhut 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This made me laugh way too much lol

[–]ICumCoffeeProfessional Dumbass[S] 3502 points3503 points  (101 children)

This is from today’s WitcherCon, BTW.

[–]Donnie_all 2485 points2486 points  (75 children)

The fact that you know proves it’s you

[–]ICumCoffeeProfessional Dumbass[S] 2815 points2816 points  (66 children)

Geralt’s voice : Fuck

[–]Arino99 1030 points1031 points  (56 children)

OP’s username: sure

[–]the-anti-antichristRageFace Against the Machine 739 points740 points  (39 children)

Uhhh……. One coffee please

[–]__JDQ__ 164 points165 points  (14 children)

You gotta fondle the balls to dispense it.

[–]VibolbotProfessional Dumbass 79 points80 points  (12 children)

Or...

grabs a peanut and crushes it

[–]Putrid_Bee-Flair Loading.... 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Am...am I too high to understand this? Lmao pls explain

[–]IAmManMan 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I think because he bust a nut? I'm not sure.

[–]VibolbotProfessional Dumbass 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Destroy the nut

[–]VibolbotProfessional Dumbass 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Crush the balls

[–]DerpTaTittilyTum 211 points212 points  (17 children)

Can I get one without cum or is it pre-made?

[–]Producegod37 254 points255 points  (12 children)

It's precum

[–]CometChaser_63 114 points115 points  (11 children)

I prefer fresh brewed

[–]Frequent_Tangerine_5 91 points92 points  (9 children)

busts a fresh fat nut into the coffee

Here is your order, sir.

[–][deleted] 93 points94 points  (7 children)

Tastes... a bit nutty.

[–]El-JeF-e 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Without cum is decum, thankyouverymuch

[–]Nu2Th15 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Cumming right up

[–]D4G5D43Dirt Is Beautiful 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it on a first cum first serve basis?

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (13 children)

He’s so masculine that he cums coffee

[–]Efferitas 47 points48 points  (8 children)

I demand proof.

[–]ALREADYTAKENTOASTERcan't meme 43 points44 points  (7 children)

I demand coffee.

[–]__01001000-01101001_Professional Dumbass 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Same thing

[–]IllurinatiLRoyal Shitposter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Indeed

[–]Royal_Swamp_water69Linux User 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Sips Op's Coffee Ahhh now that's a good cup of Joe

[–]Massive_Pressure_516 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Settle down Soldier.

[–]anormalhumanperson99 18 points19 points  (2 children)

looking at his previous posts, he actually does talk a lot like cavil

[–]DaniBobr 44 points45 points  (2 children)

How do we got from redditor Henry Cavill to precum coffee breakfast.

[–]Ohrlapperl 18 points19 points  (1 child)

With one well made username everything is possible

[–]I_want_Coffee_Professional Dumbass 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Your username is deeply concerning to me

[–]JurassicDragonJD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He said the same thing yesterday

[–]MrGovernmentality 898 points899 points  (39 children)

He could be in these very comments!

[–]guyinearflapshttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 630 points631 points  (30 children)

he could be you, he could he me, be could even be-… shot in the face

[–]BlazedApex 284 points285 points  (27 children)

What? It was obvious he was Henry Cavill

[–]burninan 191 points192 points  (26 children)

See? He’ll change back any second now…

[–]Yeet_Master420 160 points161 points  (25 children)

Any second now

[–]Joltemon 150 points151 points  (23 children)

...any second now

[–]catperzon 124 points125 points  (22 children)

..uh are we still counting?

[–]Loremaster_Gaming_27memer 131 points132 points  (20 children)

Aaaaaaany second

[–]Jimmy_Slim 108 points109 points  (19 children)

See? Cavill!

[–]gamerchang3r 116 points117 points  (18 children)

wait no thats amongusman6952

[–]IllegalGuy13Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm right here

[–]Agent007___LOLProfessional Dumbass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He could be the one who made the post

[–]ghirox 1103 points1104 points  (37 children)

Definitely not me

[–]HoopHereIAm 1134 points1135 points  (19 children)

Thanks for helping narrow it down

[–]-Erro-[🍰] 323 points324 points  (3 children)

We've got 'em on the ropes now boys!

[–]ghirox 149 points150 points  (2 children)

Haha. Now they will never suspect

[–]hurrsheys 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Several weeks from now he’s gonna tweet that he’s gonna do a Reddit AMA and it’s gonna linked to this account 💀

and everyone here will shit themselves when they realize

[–]alowave 30 points31 points  (1 child)

He's tricking us?! Get him!!!

[–]elakrimForever alone 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Yeah me neither.

[–]mssjnnfer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hmmm…… but maybe.

[–]THRALLHO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not me. My name is Mr... Llivac. And I come from... some place far away.

[–]SyracuseSaiyan 964 points965 points  (51 children)

Not surprised tho. I think he seems pretty chill.

[–][deleted] 340 points341 points  (7 children)

Suspicious

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (9 children)

He IS pretty chill.

(It's not me)

[–]SteamKore 31 points32 points  (6 children)

I can say that I am 100% sure it is sadly not me.

[–]RocketBabyDoii 119 points120 points  (21 children)

Hes also a huge gamer

[–]dkarlovi 96 points97 points  (10 children)

He's a huge anything, have you seen the size of him?

[–]P-K-One 33 points34 points  (8 children)

There's a video of him building a PC in a sleevesless shirt.

I can't say for sure because I am a straight man. But I have the strong suspicion that never before in the history of mankind has an activity this nerdy made this many women this thirsty.

[–]Zorklis 47 points48 points  (4 children)

So what you're saying is... the guy I could have talked to or who could have replied to me on /r/PCgaming could've been Henry Cavill himself

[–]Mrunlikable 14 points15 points  (2 children)

He's on r/pcmasterrace or something building a computer.

Also, Hi Henry!

[–]harrymuana 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No that's exactly why I'm surprised

[–]idreamofdeathsquads 261 points262 points  (9 children)

dudes the bomb. his wow story about zack snyders phone call is fantastic. just a regular dude in a very irregular position in life.

[–][deleted] 126 points127 points  (7 children)

Yeah man he gets a lot of attention because he's so normal and relatable, like he's clearly VERY rich and hot but he's genuine at the same time

[–]left_over_cilantro 110 points111 points  (4 children)

I wish I had any one of these problems.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Being genuine is so much more important than being rich or hot

[–]left_over_cilantro 69 points70 points  (2 children)

That sounds like something Henry Cavill might say! Hiding in plain sight, are you?

[–]octopoddle 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Quick! Let's smother him with affection!

[–]left_over_cilantro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't come quite as close to smothering as his leather pants, but I will do my best.

[–]lydocia 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Down to earth. He could have sat out Covid anywhere but he chose his grandma's cozy cottage where he assembled a beast of a PC in front of flowery '70s curtains.

[–]possumpileup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would 100% love to be friends with this man because he is so chill, relatable, and nerdy. I love it. But there is 0% chance he will ever know that I exist and it makes me quite sad.

[–]ubdiwalaChungus Among Us 325 points326 points  (10 children)

u/henry-cavill seems sus

[–]MegaBomb15 170 points171 points  (4 children)

Nah, no way thats him

[–]dracona 183 points184 points  (3 children)

dunno.... the whole pee comment is true so ya know...

[–]belfastboi420 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Now I wanna need to pee just so I can hold it for a while and get that sweet sweet relief

[–]Mr_Chern 46 points47 points  (4 children)

I dunno... Wouldn't that be kinda too simple?

[–]ChintanP04 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Hiding in plain sight. Classic Clark Kent.

[–]ThePcOne93can't meme 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You sus because your avartar is wearing a pair of glasses

[–]ChintanP04 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But eyes Green = Kryptonite

So I can't be Henry Cavill

[–]Alone-Monk 453 points454 points  (19 children)

Maybe I am Henry Cavill

[–]mssjnnfer 227 points228 points  (6 children)

I like to think we’re all a bit Henry Cavill, ya know?

[–]TheOddEyes 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Maybe the real Henry Cavill was the friends family we made along the way

[–]Squidhero12Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Henry cavil is strong, but family is stronger

[–]99m9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm something of a Henry Cavill myself

[–]I_see_a_lite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Will the real Henry please stand up

[–]ThadiousTerpington 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Post a picture of your butthole and we will confirm for you.

[–]chiree 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Stands up in front of Roman army

I am Henry Cavill!

[–]Brass_EnsembleFlair Loading.... 391 points392 points  (15 children)

I bet his secret identity is u/superman69

[–]CBFanz 221 points222 points  (5 children)

Goddamn it he has -4 karma

[–]gamerchang3r 183 points184 points  (3 children)

-5 now

[–]Mikoto00 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Brutal

[–]gamerchang3r 25 points26 points  (0 children)

AND I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED BEFORE MY OWN EYES

[–]WyvernKid93This flair doesn't exist 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Checked it out, pretty uneventful profile

[–]User_Name08Squire 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Hasn’t had any activity in a whole decade

[–]Lazy_as_hell_677Forever alone 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair he did say "sneaking around reddit" so I think that's what he wants to happen

[–]skeever89 29 points30 points  (3 children)

It’s = it is. dumbass.

[–]Shagrrotten 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Good, then he knows we love him.

[–]SpaceShipRat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, was about to say. If I were Henry Cavill I'd also sneak around on Reddit if only for the confidence boost.

[–]Weak_Mix 217 points218 points  (9 children)

Toss a coin to your witcher

[–]ICumCoffeeProfessional Dumbass[S] 112 points113 points  (8 children)

O' Valley of Plenty

[–]ManWalkingDownReddit MAYMAYMAKERS 50 points51 points  (7 children)

O' Valley of Plenty

[–]pass-the-wordiwrestledabeartwice 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Insert Spider-Man pointing meme

[–][deleted] 170 points171 points  (13 children)

Plot twist OP is Henry Cavill

[–]CrazeMaseGigaChad 60 points61 points  (8 children)

Idk, I dont think someone with the username icumcofee would be Henry Cavil

[–]Frank_Punk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe you just got fooled ?

[–]dracona 34 points35 points  (0 children)

\steeples fingers and looks wise** We are ALL... in some way... Henry Cavill.

[–]MisterFibsterProfessional Dumbass 101 points102 points  (5 children)

Are we not gonna mention OP's username?

[–]DragonDrawer14Thank you mods, very cool! 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Good motivation for giving him a morning blowjob

[–]HoopHereIAm 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Coffee, cream, no sugar

[–]ThatOneGuy9372 72 points73 points  (10 children)

He could be you, he could be me, it could even be....

[–]ThiccoMode64 14 points15 points  (5 children)

*gunshot* WOAH WOAH!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

It was obvious, he was the RED lurker!

He'll post a shitpost aaaaaannnnnnnyy second now........

pokes corpse

Aaaaaannnnnyyyyy second now....

[–]iceguy349 5 points6 points  (3 children)

See! It’s a repost! Oh wait… that’s blood…

So we still have problem.

[–]Smolbean_69 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Couldn't be me... They're onto me

[–]Porky_boi23 Doot 54 points55 points  (15 children)

I am not this man

[–]Aurum264Professional Dumbass 67 points68 points  (7 children)

That's what Henry Cavill would say

[–]Porky_boi23 Doot 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Wait, am I.....Henry Cavill?

[–]Crawfishness 15 points16 points  (3 children)

What if the real Henry Cavill is the friends we made along the way?

[–]WyvernKid93This flair doesn't exist 29 points30 points  (6 children)

It is OP. On his profile, this is.the only thing related to r/Memes everything else? Well, movies and stuff, but it would make sense that the only meme he's ever had anything to do with would be about himself

[–]quietpro69 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I’m gonna check just to see if I can support your theory

EDIT:dude is a part of r/Apple and r/pubgm it’s not him
(Sorry I was on mobile when I wrote this and forgot to put in the "Edit"disclaimer

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (6 children)

We need to pull a detective group together to find Henry Cavill like they did in Don't Fuck With Cats

[–]Forsaken_Buy2709 30 points31 points  (5 children)

No, leave him the fuck alone. Man deserves his privacy.

[–]lydocia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's honestly a little scary how Reddit bands together with the intention to doxx a famous person as soon as they mention Reddit. And this is someone they genuinely like and would like to befriend, what would they do someone they hate?

[–]tHEgAMER09can't meme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[–]f3lhorn 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Not surprised. He’s a massive WoW and Warhammer nerd and built his own PC. This guy might be rich and famous, but he’s one of the few I don’t mind.

[–]TheOssifiedProfessional Dumbass 8 points9 points  (2 children)

We shouldn't forget that for normal people, "a lot of time on [any social media platform]" is like 45 mins

[–]quietpro69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well we’re redditors we don’t sleep

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shit! You caught me!

[–]Njadmessi11YT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guys whip out the kryptonite and the one that weakens we go down on him in that way

[–]andreasrolen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I mean... Not to be that person.. but maybe it is u/henrycavill? Name checks out, lurker for many years...