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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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Something I noticed reading Catelynn's texts to B&T

Oh yeah! That means cate is literally using Teresa’s number as her personal journal to Carly. That’s so unhinged


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Welcome to our community dedicated to supporting those on their Invisalign journey! *We also welcome users of other aligner brands, but please avoid advertising and follow the rules.


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14 trays and done 😁

Oh nooo I bet that last tray was so frustrating! But so exciting you’re finally done! I guess my timeframe is about the same as yours but I change my trays every 6 days so I have more, I’m jealous though bc only having 14 trays makes it sound so much easier to see the end lol


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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Something I noticed reading Catelynn's texts to B&T

True, if so I hope she has their notifications hidden so she doesn’t even have to see these insane manipulative texts


r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2 icon
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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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Something I noticed reading Catelynn's texts to B&T

Came back to add to this, that would make sense also with her claiming she was blocked when we see no evidence to that as all the messages are blue and delivered. If it’s Carly she could have convinced herself she must surely be blocked or else Carly would write back, and that gives her a way to blame B+T too. Although I do agree I don’t think they’d give Carly’s number to them so it does make more sense that she’s just completely losing it in general.


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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Something I noticed reading Catelynn's texts to B&T

Ooooh that’s a good theory


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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Something I noticed reading Catelynn's texts to B&T

Yessss, it made me feel really uneasy for some reason.


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14 trays and done 😁

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It looks amazing! How often did you change your trays?


So she went through the casino to get to Nobu even though she’s not allowed to be in bars? Interesting


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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She’s deluded herself into thinking she has no blame over losing contact w Carly

Omg I just watched, that is so creepy


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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This community welcomes ALL shows within the Teen Mom franchise ----- Our cup runneth over with snark thanks to this stupefied band of mystifying misfits- so snark, snark, snark away! ----- The bar is incredibly low here, so come on in & join the fun! ----- Bein a felon ain't illegal, after all!


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She’s deluded herself into thinking she has no blame over losing contact w Carly

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I have no doubt Carly went back to school and was bullied about Catelynn and Tyler, I feel so bad for her


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A place to come and discuss financial issues that affect the middle class.


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My fiance just won a $200,000 scratcher!

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Y’all are young so you probably don’t realize this now but that amount is less than a dual income middle class couple makes in a year so it unfortunately won’t retire yall in 10 years in any way what so ever. This amount can drastically boost her life financially if she plans it correctly and people have given tons of good info, but unfortunately I don’t have high hopes given your post 😬😩

Also- I’m unsure what the VA loan has anything to do with not needing that money towards a home of her own? Y’all aren’t married so that doesn’t benefit her in any single way. Please be man enough to not let her use a single cent that goes towards a home you’ll own. Ugh.

And it sounds like you want a va loan for y’all’s home and also want to buy another property….. you still have to pay the mortgage, tax, insurance, and upgrades on the extra property… that money will pay for the down payment and then some…. Yall would be stuck with 2 mortgages, plus the everything I just explained and more without anything left…


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r/sex is for civil discussions pertaining to education and advice regarding your sexuality and sexual relationships. It is a sex-positive community and a safe space for people of all genders and orientations which demands respectful conduct in all exchanges. There is ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CREEPY OR HARASSING BEHAVIOR HERE — in posts, comments, messages, or any other contributions. No exceptions.


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r/sex is for civil discussions pertaining to education and advice regarding your sexuality and sexual relationships. It is a sex-positive community and a safe space for people of all genders and orientations which demands respectful conduct in all exchanges. There is ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CREEPY OR HARASSING BEHAVIOR HERE — in posts, comments, messages, or any other contributions. No exceptions.


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Girlfriend accidentally pooped while eating her our

I was thinking about that post too! I commented on that one, lemmie go compare stories to see if its a match bc if so that’s even cuter 🤣


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r/sex is for civil discussions pertaining to education and advice regarding your sexuality and sexual relationships. It is a sex-positive community and a safe space for people of all genders and orientations which demands respectful conduct in all exchanges. There is ZERO TOLERANCE FOR CREEPY OR HARASSING BEHAVIOR HERE — in posts, comments, messages, or any other contributions. No exceptions.


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Girlfriend accidentally pooped while eating her our

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This is literally the sweetest story I’ve ever heard from an 18 year old male lol




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The pro-Karen Read home to champions of her innocence, which allows free analysis and respectful discussion of the case, trial, and upcoming retrial.


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20/20's Karen Read: The Perfect Storm reaction hub

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Ugh I’m so mad I can’t watch till tomorrow 😭











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