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41 Ways We’re All Collectively Treating Our Bodies Like a Fetid Pile of Garbage
Your body is a wonderland
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- By Jesse
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34 Nostalgia Nuggets from the 1990s
‘Remember Alf? He’s back. In Pog form’ — Milhouse Van Houten
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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20 Movies People Are Begging You Not to Subject Yourself To
‘My parents are now divorced and I blame M. Night’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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21 Embarrassing Hobbies People Refuse to Tell Their Loved Ones About
‘I’ve been practicing Mongolian throat singing for a year now…’
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- By Ian Garner
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How A Supreme Court Case Made Paper the Delivery Method of Choice for LSD
Not only is law involved, but also math... bummer
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- By Eli Yudin
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14 Hanna-Barbera Jokes That Really Got Our Goat
From ‘The Jetsons’ to ‘The Flintstones’… that’s almost all of the good ones
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- By Jesse
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15 Skillets of Trivia We Fried Up During the Week of February 26, 2024
There’s good news for people who steal packages for a living
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- By Ryan Menezes
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20 of the Wildest Things Heard Over the Police Scanner
‘The dead person is alive’
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- By Ian Garner
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How Dana Carvey’s ‘SNL’ Impression Pushed Johnny Carson Out the Door
That’s wild, wacky stuff
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- By Matt Solomon
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39 Most Excellent Things Ruined by Ads and the Internet
Nothing gold can stay
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- By Jesse
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33 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of February 26, 2024
Stop begging!
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- By Ian Garner
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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35 Garden Fresh Bits of Trivia to Scramble Into Your Grey Matter
Nourishing facts plucked from nutrient rich grounds
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, March 1, 2024
You know what they say about trivia tidbits: They’re not makin’ any more of ‘em
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- By Jesse
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21 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, March 1, 2024
What the…
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- By Ian Garner
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Will Forte Weighs in on the Canceled ‘Coyote vs. Acme’ Movie We’ll Probably Never See
Forte penned an honest open letter to the canned, completed comedy’s cast and crew, despite David Zaslav’s wishes for the project to stay silent
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- By Keegan Kelly
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12 of the Most Ridiculous Things Seized By TSA
How else am I supposed to take my eels on vacation?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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‘Family Guy’s Triumphant Return Post-Cancellation Featured A Perfect Middle Finger to Fox
Seth MacFarlane and his writers couldn’t believe the kinds of shows that stayed on the air during their forced hiatus
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- By Keegan Kelly
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25 Fast-Food Franchise Origin Stories That Fit Into the Greasy Extended Universe
The first steps up fast-food mountain
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers
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Joel McHale’s ‘Advanced Horseplay’ Dislocated Chevy Chase’s Shoulder
‘It was advanced horseplay. And then it would always turn into sex’
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Rare, Unaired, Garbage-Quality ‘American Dad’ Pilot Still Has Fans Wondering What Happened to Steve
The original Steve Smith was basically just one long neck with the voice of an insecure donkey
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The ‘Jackass’-Style Stunt That Made Sarah Sherman Swear Off ‘Jackass’-Style Stunts
It starts with balloons filled with fake blood. Then it gets gross
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- By Matt Solomon
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40 Funny Childhood Habits That Full-Grown Adults Refuse to Give Up
‘When I fall asleep, I pretend I’m in a cave outdoors’
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- By Ian Garner
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