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[–]New-Introduction 13 points14 points  (1 child)

tbh……. would 1000% watch

[–]Perquackey88disgruntled female 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh…. Would apply. My bf would just have to understand.

[–]Bevbear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg!! He would be hilarious and so much fun!!! Imagine the drama trying to get his attention.

[–]discoverwhatsrealfuck it, im off contract 20 points21 points  (0 children)

not to be dramatic but i would gladly volunteer to become the villain and risk all of BN hating me if it meant i got to be cast on his season

[–]Ok_Ad5315🖕 wrong fucking answer 🖕 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Would love to see what all the hype is about haha. Ariana, Kim K, man gets around haha

[–]Tralala223 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ffs, he dated KATE BECKINSALE!!! She’s the ultimate catch, IMO!

[–]Molly45377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND they all sing his praises!

[–]cadencecarlson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

[–]Dabanks9000 18 points19 points  (6 children)

I’ll never understand why people like Pete so much

[–]Molly45377 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the women he's been involved with song his praises and there are many even Cindy Crawford's daughter and Larry David's daughter.

[–]roranicusrexBachelor Nation Elder 5 points6 points  (4 children)

He has big 🍆 allegedly

[–]CelebrationHot9266 0 points1 point  (3 children)

He doesn't though lol. I have seen the print. He's average.

[–]Tralala223 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I always assume we agree that “big” isn’t actually a thing. I’ve had big…it hurt.

Whatever he’s got, he’s using it well and THAT’S what radiates lol.

[–]Perquackey88disgruntled female 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EXACTLY!!

[–]roranicusrexBachelor Nation Elder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he is a grower

[–]BeyonceBurnerAccount -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would literally never watch the shows again

[–]Princessss88 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love this shit post 😂

[–]Justice4Crookshanksfuck it, im off contract 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To be a fly on the wall for those fantasy suites loooool

[–]francoisdubois24601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh no.

[–]omgliaExcuse you what? 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Who is this and why do I keep seeing him in memes? Can someone ELI5 lol

[–]uhyikess 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’s a comedian, regularly was on SNL, has a few movies he’s played in, and has dated high profile celebs. The general consensus is that he has a very endearing personality with the rough around the edges style/demeanor

[–]Molly45377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also lost his fire fighter father in 911. He was diagnosed borderline. Takes meds gets consistent therapy. He speaks to teens on the need to stop mental health stigma shame. That medicine doesn't make you weak. Therapy isn't shameful.

The list of respected individuals he's dates is lengthy and they all sing his praises even Larry David's daughter who's thought he was her soulmate.

Ironically, when Kayne lost his shit. Davidson was the one on SNL that covered it. This was pre K too.

[–]mzackler 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Pete Davidson, him and Kim Karadashian just broke up. He’s dated a few very famous people

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also apparently known for having a very large package.

[–]JadedJellyfish 21 points22 points  (0 children)

he already is… and instead of instagram influencer wannabes he is actually dating them A/B list celebs hehehe

[–]dxbhufflepuffleGreg Sprinkles🧁 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He goes to NASA too...whatever that is

[–]stellaincognita 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I need this shitpost to become a reality.

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (6 children)

idk who he's supposed to date to continue the trajectory he's currently on. Jennifer Anniston? Beyonce?

[–]Ok_Ad5315🖕 wrong fucking answer 🖕 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why can I see him with Jennifer Aniston

[–]smokeydesperadodisgruntled female 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Miley Cyrus. They would be absolute chaos together and I’m here for it. Though i honestly think he would be cute with Selena Gomez

[–]igottheroseBlack Lives Matter 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Selena doesn’t need that instability though.

[–]smokeydesperadodisgruntled female 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well Dylan O’Brien is dating someone else i like already, otherwise i would ship him and Selena

[–]Girl_shout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have wanted Dylan O'Brian and Selena to be a thing for awhile! He's totally her type!

[–]Snoo_62715that’s it, I think, for me 45 points46 points  (0 children)

newly single emrata, the internet would go wild

[–]adidashawarmayou screwed the pooch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

O HELL, NO. Baby why? 😖

[–]bbk8zDo you mind if I pet my dogs? 47 points48 points  (0 children)

so I saw Pete do stand up a couple years ago for his first time back following some time off after his engagement ended. he said that of course ariana said his dick was huge, she is tiny so anything is big in comparison. “I’m actually very average” lmao

[–]_BC_girl 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Wait… is he now single? He dump Kim?

[–]VintagePallor 7 points8 points  (5 children)

She dumped him, come on now! He's way too young for her, it was just a rebound.

[–]Molly45377 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Is he though? Ya it's like 15 years, but I dunno at that age in that income bracket is age relevant? She'll look the same in ten years.

[–]VintagePallor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about looks it's about phase of life, good Lord! She's a divorced mother of 4 and he's a party boy.

[–]SanLady27Team Somebody Get Chris 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think he definitely ended it, just based on the way the news came out

[–]Ok_Ad5315🖕 wrong fucking answer 🖕 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it's no coincidence the news broke the same day Khloes baby was born. The devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder

[–]Expensive_Traffic596 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The rumors are he broke it off though

[–]allthehannahs 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There would be A LOT of ladies for that BDE

[–]cirie__was__robbed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Limo entrances be like

[–]schultmhthanks for playing the game 56 points57 points  (7 children)

They could get Kanye to host the inevitable roast date

[–]thejennribbetif the shoe fits, lace that bitch up👟 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That sounds like good TV to me

[–]throwaway13423122333 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Ppl who are saying they'll sign up, what do ya'll see in this man?

[–]Miss-Tiq 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Some women like broken men they think they can fix.

[–]Molly45377 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm. This one does speaking engagements on the importance of therapy and not expecting anyone else to fix you.

[–]Classifiedgarlic 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ladies if you’re looking for a Jewish guy with tattoos, a sense of humour, and serious childhood trauma you don’t need Pete Davidson just download Jswipe.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

BDE

[–]schultmhthanks for playing the game 17 points18 points  (1 child)

And IBD

[–]Miserable-Apricot923 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And BPD… I love a man with the full package

[–]syden666disgruntled female 18 points19 points  (0 children)

YES PLEASE ILL LEAVE MY FIANCÉE

(jk but also 👀)

[–]xleximariegood luck on your journey angel🖤 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ll sign tf up for his season

[–]slayeroflife928474 5 points6 points  (1 child)

celebrity addition though

[–]HereForRedditReasons 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But for real though

[–]strawberrypockystixOlder Jesus doesn't care 61 points62 points  (7 children)

I’d definitely watch this. Kim pursued him. I want to see what draws women in.

[–]_BC_girl 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Seriously, what makes all these gorgeous A list celebs pursuing this man?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think charm, but for Kim, publicity

[–]deposhmed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fake relationships to get more attention

[–]thejennribbetif the shoe fits, lace that bitch up👟 21 points22 points  (3 children)

And Ariana!

[–]ryansutterisstillmy1 22 points23 points  (2 children)

And Kate beckinsale

[–]Molly45377 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And Cindy Crawford's daughter and Larry David's and the girl from the Netflix time period British drama. He broke up with all three.

[–]Molly45377 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And no one talks shit. They all say nice things.

[–]karacat51 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I 100% would watch the crap out of this.

[–]Princessleiawastaken 30 points31 points  (1 child)

The spoiler tag getting my hopes up this could actually be true

[–]vibehacksdisgruntled pelican[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The spoiler tag is a manifestation

[–]Lovedrama12 47 points48 points  (1 child)

The limo door opens...out comes a cloud of smoke...then Pete steps out...

[–]Bevbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]snakeysagBetter Nayte Than Never 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I would go on 100%

[–]shoesontoes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me too and I'm happily married with kids

[–]mamabear0714I'm petty. Don't fuck w me 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The girls would go absolutely feral for this man, 10/10 would watch.

[–]swordbuttsExcuse you what? 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes. I would watch 😂

[–]viciousf0x 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Skete’s roster is insane

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d consider it

[–]26washburn 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Picture him with Fictoria! Can you even imagine Chad sparring with VF?

VF: Excuse you what??? Chad: Uh…..ok.

[–]userusernamename -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

That’s Pete Davidson, not Chad.

[–]26washburn 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Chad is Pete’s goofball character on SNL.

[–]userusernamename 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤦🏼‍♀️

[–]26washburn 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The ratings would go through the roof — for all kinds of reasons. I can’t even imagine the fantasy suite recaps…

[–]Appropriate-Job-2797 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hard pass.

[–]hwolooodisgruntled female 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Lol y’all are crazy if you aren’t shipping him with Miley.

[–]apugcalledlibbs 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I would let that man ruin me

[–]Nomadzord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice.

[–]MrDontTakeMyStapler 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He gets plenty of p**** on his own.

[–]altw110the women are unionizing... 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]crispydancer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I hate that I’d watch this without a second thought

[–]sparklingsour💔 I'm so broken 💔 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I would legit risk being cancelled/stalked by all you CIA wannabes in this sub for the opportunity to throw myself at this man.

[–]heatherrrrzWe'll Always Have Paris 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He and my ex look alike so it’s a no from me 😂

[–]desertdevil_if you rock with me you rock with me 11 points12 points  (1 child)

humble brag

[–]heatherrrrzWe'll Always Have Paris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Far from it lol I don’t think either of them are that cute

[–]amscott9020mmm eh na nap bap 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that’d be the best show on tv. They should do it. I don’t get the hype but damn ladies love him. It’d get insane viewership

[–]BoomJayKayBachelor Nation Elder 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Can someone explain his sex appeal to me? FTR in my mid 30s basically and not really clear on his whole BDE. I mean I guess I see some BDE from having no fucks given attitude too. But I just don’t get it!!

[–]CelebrationHot9266 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Famous women like Ariana made him a hot commodity. Nobody talked about him like that prior.

[–]vitamins86 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Kim said he was the nicest most genuine person she’s ever met. I’m guessing that a lot of these beautiful A-list celebs don’t often get the chance to date a guy who is kind and down to earth.

[–]Molly45377 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All his gorgeous well adjusted ex's praise him. The list goes on and so does the praise.

[–]HereForRedditReasons 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He’s funny, tall, seems to be caring, and has been with some of the most beautiful women in the world, who must have seen something in him. Oh and Ariana alluded to him have a B D in addition to the BDE

[–]Itchy-Scene-3759loser on reddit 😔 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Exactly! He’s not attractive but makes up for it with personality-BDE, funny, self-deprecating in a good way, confident, and not letting Kanye get to him

[–]aevy1981full flaccid wiener on the beach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But really, if you look, he has a chiseled jaw and nice mouth. If he just invested in some eye cream and probably slept a little more if I had to guess, those dark circles under his eyes would be gone. Tattoos are subjective but I like them.

But what makes him truly attractive is his no bullshit attitude, he doesn’t seem to be one to play games, he seems like a genuinely good person who’s nice to his friends, family and fans, he’s obviously funny and women are a sucker for a guy who’s a little broken but not too broken.

[–]Princessleiawastaken 27 points28 points  (1 child)

It’s not really his looks, just his personality. He’s funny, laid back, and self deprecating in such an endearing way.

[–]alabamawworleyI'm just looking at the cake 🎂 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i know almost nothing about the man and just think he’s rly hot 😂

[–]Unlikely_Gap2160 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Haha also in my 30s and I totally get the appeal X). He has a lot of charisma. Before he dated Ariana, I listened to him randomly on Marc Maron's podcast. I had no idea who he was, but when he talks he has a star quality -- the only way I can describe it is he's memorable and you can understand who he is as a person very quickly. The other thing is that he seems fun, earnest, and totally locked in on whoever he's dating -- in general, just a good boyfriend/fling vibe. Like, it's fun when a guy has a crush and he's so open about showing it -- it's very high school.

[–]zipfixmasif you rock with me you rock with me 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This might actually be the only thing that can revive the franchise ☠️😂

[–]kiiefprincessChampagne Stealer -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

goddddddddddd no

[–]cruzbae 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The absolute DRAMA this shit would bring

[–]cruzbae 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This should be the top post of this sub for all of eternity

[–]Fuckmylife2739fuck the viewers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The spoiler tag

[–]meganium58I definitely feel like I just met my husband. 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I’d much rather him host

[–]birdnoayou sound actually ridiculous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only if all the contestants go for him instead 😂

[–]kassie_ohExcuse you what? 49 points50 points  (2 children)

I think he’s hot. But I also like sickly looking skinny dudes lol…

[–]Ok-Cantaloupe-3435 20 points21 points  (0 children)

LOL. Big time. Cause this dude constantly looks like he needs medical help, or a year’s worth of sleep.

[–]Axtz246Team I Will Go Down With This Ship 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Personally I don’t understand how he pulled all those girls like Kim, Ariana, and Kate beckinsale. He just looks like he hasn’t showered in a while

[–]DrFernfor the clou-T! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BDE

[–]Beccabaconbits 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He just texts back quickly. But no for real I don't get it either.

[–]Annabellini 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn, you chose violence today.

[–]altw110the women are unionizing... 44 points45 points  (0 children)

[–]normanbeets 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NO he's the host of line cook bachelorette

[–]AARonBalakay22 130 points131 points  (1 child)

Only if he plays the Chad character the entire time.

“I think I’m falling in love with you”

“Okay”

[–]msulliv4 28 points29 points  (0 children)

i would actually watch the shit out of this

[–]Divinities 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This would get me to start watching again so it’s a YES from me lol

[–]ParkAvePigeon🖕 wrong fucking answer 🖕 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The cackle I just let out broke the sound barrier

[–]becomingsherlockTeam Women Supporting Women 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The shit post of all shit posts. I saved this post to come back to the comments - absolute 🥇

[–]AlwaysJeepin👻 are you haunted 👻 16 points17 points  (1 child)

If I weren't married I would jump on that casting

[–]bearinabcostumeBaby Back Bitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same. Big Skete fan.

[–]Ohlulu1093🥵 Blake’s Betches 🥵 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Would apply in a heartbeat!

[–]Okigirl99 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I would watch. There would inevitably be a tattoo date

[–]Chiowl333 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Hometown dates in Staten Island. Lol

[–]sapen9 164 points165 points  (4 children)

I'm five months pregnant and would go.

[–]altw110the women are unionizing... 86 points87 points  (2 children)

And that’s exactly what we would expect from a Staten Island Bachelor.

[–]sapen9 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Hahaha I just love him. He's also a public figure with BPD and has openly talked about it so I just relate to him on that.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It is really late rn and I stared at BPD for a minute thinking it was a variant of BDE

[–]Gazorpazorpfnfieldbi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg 😂

[–]Heebopeebo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

omfg I would actually apply

[–]Chiowl333 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Now, this is what we need to resuscitate the franchise. He's not my cup of tea but the ladies love his BDE and he has quite the dating resume.

[–]getoffmyreddits 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This would be appointment television.

[–]alittlelessconvoeveryone in BN fucks 171 points172 points  (3 children)

VH1: Get this man. Reclaim your throne as the place for trash reality dating shows.

[–]jatothemie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had Rock of Love, we had Flavor of Love, now for… Laughs of Love

[–]VintageHedghog 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Yes please my life has been missing shows like flavor of love.

[–]kolbin8r🖕 wrong fucking answer 🖕 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I will never not love the series of events that started with the Surreal Life and ended with multiple seasons of I Love New York.

[–]meowparade 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey, he’s wealthy and already has the influencer thing down, he really will be there for the right reasons!

[–]bomi321👻 are you haunted 👻 22 points23 points  (0 children)

ABC would have to hire an in house tattoo artist lol.

[–]babysherlock91Rest in Pizza 🍕 17 points18 points  (1 child)

BDE

Bachelor Dick Energy

Bachelor Date Energy

Big Date Energy

[–]CkEmpressblind to red flags 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tempting aha 😅

[–]S10839loser on reddit 😔 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now THIS is how they bring their viewership up

[–]rachel_annamold wine🍷 58 points59 points  (1 child)

The spoiler tag is killing me 😭

[–]knowonthego#BIPOCBACHELOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah what’s up with that

[–]carlysaurusChateau Bennett 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'd blow up my whole life. Give it all up.

[–]Manilasky0809Excuse you what? 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I would DEMAND a live stream at all hours a la Big Brother

[–]corgleesiTeam Yes Bitch Yes 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I would watch the shit out of this season

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Heard about this BDE, need to get out there"

[–]aliveinjoburg2 73 points74 points  (4 children)

I’d love to see him explain why he has his ex’s name branded on him to 25 single girls.

[–]smithtownie 24 points25 points  (3 children)

And their kid’s initials.

[–]vibing_or_something[🍰] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

He did what?!

[–]smithtownie 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Didn’t he get all of her kids initials, too?

[–]vibing_or_something[🍰] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just googled and he did 😧

[–]ThisIsSubRosaloser on reddit 😔 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Those girls would do their best & damndest to get to Fantasy Suites.

😜😇🥰

[–]malhansExcuse you what? 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Finally we have to ask the women if they are there for the right reasons

[–]printerpaperwaste 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I’d watch it.

[–]ali_cat77Excuse you what? 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🚂🚂🚂

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (7 children)

What is the spoiler tag for lol

[–]vibehacksdisgruntled pelican[S] 180 points181 points  (6 children)

I wanted it to be a surprise when people clicked the image. Idk it made a reasonable amount of sense in my head

[–]rjoyfult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It made me laugh and my husband guffaw, so well done!

[–]bottleglitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It worked on me lol

[–]AgreeableLow8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It made me laugh so you did damn good.

[–]Curious_Rugburn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don’t stop being you, I’m here for it!

[–]ft_wanderer 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I found it funny on multiple levels

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lol, that's hilarious

[–]SlapHappyDudePetekachu⚡️ 93 points94 points  (8 children)

I feel like at this point he's just too famous for it to be great.

I want to see Pre Ariana Pete, with the women being confused WHY they find him so attractive.

[–]Ok-Cantaloupe-3435 44 points45 points  (7 children)

I STILL don’t know why people find him attractive.

[–]lilacbirdtea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think they want to mother him like he's a wounded bird.

[–]SlapHappyDudePetekachu⚡️ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tall, decent shape, funny, and doesn't come across as particularly full of himself.

[–]altw110the women are unionizing... 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Supposedly it’s something you would only see in NSFW posts.