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[–]Hummeroushands on misery to man 240 points241 points  (1 child)

The Bxchelor

12 Androgenous Treasurehunters Compete For The Greatest Treasure of All: An Undergraduate Degree Worth Getting

[–]Satrapeeze 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say "why are they chasing after a pipe dream?" but that truly is the essence of competition-based reality shows

[–]Hummeroushands on misery to man 134 points135 points  (8 children)

they come out as bi and they swap out the women 💀

[–]Hummeroushands on misery to man 115 points116 points  (1 child)

like with cooler women,

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

decided by who can do the most rad kickflip variations only, nothing else

[–]SomeonesAlt2357They/Them 🇮🇹 | sori for bad enlis, am from pizzaland 28 points29 points  (5 children)

The Bichelor

[–]inaddition290 17 points18 points  (2 children)

grant o’brien

[–]OldManMammoth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That man… he is a mess. A beautiful mess, but still a mess. He’s sorta like a car crash as well, in that you can’t help but look at the disaster as you drive by it.

[–]mcmonkey26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the bitchelor

[–]OldManMammoth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my mind I am pronouncing that as the Bitchelor

[–]Lusiggy 113 points114 points  (10 children)

The bachelor but start it gay and gather a bunch of guys but don't tell any of them who the bachelor actually is and which one they should be trying to impress

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (3 children)

They soon find it out because only one of them is a top.

[–]Digitigrade 28 points29 points  (2 children)

That's just a red herring.

[–]No-Magazine-9236Bacony-Cakes (consolidated bus corporation approved) 11 points12 points  (1 child)

buckaroo is out here being dommed by a fish

[–]Digitigrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He must like fish sticks then.

[–]Azara5valkurite.tumblr.com[S] 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Keep it a secret from everyone, including the audience. Someone is voted out each week, but we don’t know who’s making the decisions

[–]HaydnintheHaus 21 points22 points  (1 child)

That's just gay amogus

[–]GlaucomicSailor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And the problem is?

[–]cement_skelly 13 points14 points  (0 children)

or the alternative, tell every guy that they’re the bachelor and that they need to keep it secret

[–]jdubz2017 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The Gay Bachelor but half are straight. Straights can win money if they convince an actual gay they are gay. Gays win money if they can identify the straights, bonus if they turn a straight gay. No one is told anyone's sexuality before the show starts,.

[–]SexThrowaway1125 33 points34 points  (8 children)

They actually considered doing a gay or lesbian version of the show, but they quickly realized that there would be no way to prevent the contestants from just focusing on each other instead 😍😍🏳️‍🌈

[–]Perfect_Wrongdoer_03Maybe you've read Worm, but have you read the PGTE? 23 points24 points  (4 children)

That sounds like it could either lead into unfathomable amounts of drama, or no drama at all.

[–]XAlphaWarriorXGod's most insecure softboy 10 points11 points  (3 children)

No drama at all for most of the season then it falls apart in a nuclear explosion of drama like a californian polycule

[–]GirlofYourTomorrowIf you're reading this, it's already too 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There actually was a gay male version of the bachelor 20 years ago, but the twist was that some of the guys were straight. It was on Bravo, called "Boy Meets Boy".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Meets_Boy_(TV_series)

[–]Riptide_X 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are they stupid? Thatd be even better. I might actually watch that.

[–]SexThrowaway1125 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want a TV show of lesbians having the time of their lives. Is that truly too much to ask?

[–]MurdoMaclachlansome he/they that types posts out 26 points27 points  (0 children)

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Season of The Bachellor where he comes out as gay in the middle and they swap out all the women for guys and act like it's the same characters.


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[–]trans_swag 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They all have twins

[–]Melanchoholism 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Theseus Bachelor where they slowly replace contestants with very similar looking ones every so often, but they act like the same character

[–]Tridonitestops time, clones self, kills original, resumes time, stops tim 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i mean i dont mean to be reductive towards my own folk but… sounds like it may just end up in an orgy…

[–]Morphized 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A hyper-inclusive version of the Bachelor where everyone's a contestant and the show ends when two people pair up