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Next week on NFC Wife Swap.. (i.redd.it)

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Next week on NFC Wife Swap..

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[–]WackyJack93 123 points124 points  (4 children)

GB is kinda like the mistress we have on the side when SF is not looking.

[–]Zomburai 84 points85 points  (3 children)

And things get fucking wild every time we hook up...

[–]knock_0ff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

ain’t that the damn truth

[–]Ianisatwork 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Ron Swanson with Tammy #1 (SF) or Tammy # 2 (GB)

[–]Schulerman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment right here

[–]marssafari[S] 416 points417 points  (50 children)

Vikes fan coming in peace.
Good luck Sunday - you've got our support!

GO HAWKS!

[–]Kaiju_Brother 241 points242 points  (12 children)

Same to you! See you in the NFC champ game.

[–]isamura 182 points183 points  (11 children)

...in Seattle

[–]SaltyBarker 11 points12 points  (10 children)

Thats our dream scenario... we get that match up and we are super bowl bound!

[–]Ninjastyle1805 15 points16 points  (8 children)

I'm not so sure. They haven't been playing so well at home this season

[–]SaltyBarker 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I mean more so of playing the Vikings rather than the 49ers again.

[–]kdawgnmann 18 points19 points  (4 children)

To be fair a 3rd game against the Niners, not only for revenge, but for the NFCCG, would be epic AF

[–]SaltyBarker 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I really don’t want a reverse of what happened between Sherman and 49ers in 2013-2014 NFC Championship game to happen again, this time to us. I don’t think I would enjoy an edgy Sherman post game interview as much as I did the last time...

Fun fact. This years super bowl is on February 2nd. The day that the Seahawks won the Super Bowl in 2014??? February 2nd........

[–]kdawgnmann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh don't get me wrong, my heart wouldn't be able to handle a game that stressful, and "sorry receiver like Metcalf" is the last thing I want to hear lol.

But victory would feel incredible

[–]​damirK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reverse is DK out-jumping Sherman to grab the ball and score the touchdown.

[–]Griffdogg92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah honestly I think that's what I'm rooting for. The Vikings would probably be an easier matchup, but I just remember how epic that NFCC game was and the potential to relive that is pretty thrilling.

[–]IamUltimatelyWin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, I don't expect to beat the 49ers this weekend, but the Vikings were pretty beat up when we only lost to you by a TD in Seattle. How you can expect it to be a gimme is beyond me.

[–]SaltyBarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when we only lost to you by a TD in Seattle. How you can expect it to be a gimme is beyond me.

First off, just about every team that Seattle beat, lost by a touchdown. Second off. I never said the game was a gimme. I said I liked the match up way better than San Francisco.

[–]Canuckulhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh...

[–]​roisuke 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Let's go wild cards teams!

[–]SephirothinHD 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Speaking of wild card teams. Id love for Seattle/Houston superbowl to happen, but Ravens are gonna gatekeep the AFC with the season theyve had.

[–]Dima110 40 points41 points  (12 children)

Vikes are my #2! As much as I want Hawks v. 9ers round 3, I’d love to see both our teams in the CG.

[–]​Uncle_Tomm 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Good god I do not want a hawks 49ers nfc champ. Karma dictates griffin is gonna tip it into kittle’s hands in the end zone and subsequently rip my poor little heart out.

[–]​Randrey 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Winning would be the best feeling ever. On the other hand I don't want to deal with the consequences of losing to 49ers in the playoffs.

So, Go Vikings!

[–]chrisbru 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol someone in the Vikings thread said basically the same thing about playing the packers for the nfccg and settled on rooting for us.

[–]Osprey31 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I can just imagine the Richard Sherman interview though.

[–]RabbiSchlem 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I want 9ers hawks so bad. We’re 1-1 this season and each loss had a lot to do with injuries. I want a fully healthy roster for both teams and one bad fuckin ass championship game.

I believe

[–]​typicallyatypical 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be full healthy roster tho...

[–]​ShakesTheDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You shut your whore mouth

[–]Limjucas328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On one hand, the niners are good and the game would be tough and I'd love to the nfc championship in seattle. On the other hand, winning the nfc championship/ 3rd game against them this season to go to the super bowl would be real nice. Obviously would prefer captain Kirk to finish them and have to come up to seattle

[–]ree_zo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I'd be able to take all the grown men shouting "bang bang niner gang" as if it's an entire fanbase of 10 year olds

[–]marssafari[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hawks are my #2 :)

[–]massivecalvesbro 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Imagine the 5 & 6 seed in the NFC championship

[–]Munson_mann 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I'm all about storylines and this sounds amazing

[–]​Chimie45 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's never happened. I think it's time. New Decade, New NFL.

[–]IcFreds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And then have a number 5 seed (Seahawks) verse a number 6 seed (Titans) in the Super Bowl.

[–]DaveSims 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I thought I was looking at the Packers sub and was so confused. You guys have our support but why would a Vikings fan be supporting us...ohhh go hawks lol

[–]marssafari[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anything to screw over our divisional rivals! Plus Hawks are my #2 team.

[–]aristocrat_user 18 points19 points  (0 children)

SKOL AT YOU BROTHA!!

[–]​S4ngin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sweep the leg.

[–]atx840 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good luck!!!!

[–]caitmac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pulling for you!!

[–]comebackjoeyjojo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you've got ours

[–]BZH_JJM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May the Plunderbirds prevail and we'll see you in the NFC championship.

[–]supersoft-tire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To war we go Vikings fans(hawks fans), we are just like you, hopefully we find what our heart wants

[–]MountTuchanka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SKOOOOOOL

[–]seahawks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SKOL Vikings! Bless all the knees.

[–]johndeer89 123 points124 points  (7 children)

So if Vikings and Seattle wins, we play the NFC championship game at home????

[–]PhiPhiPhiMin 45 points46 points  (4 children)

I think it would be the first time a wild card team hosted a playoff game. Not sure though

[–]aagusgus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It would be for sure.

[–]OnLevel100 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With the current divisional alignment, yes. From the somewhere in the 70's up until 2002, there was always a game between two wild card teams so in those years there was a winner by default.

This would definitely be the first where a wild card team hosted a championship game.

[–]aristocrat_user 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Si Senor

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (1 child)

Niners getting upset at home.

You heard it here first!

[–]​BloomsdayDevice 70 points71 points  (0 children)

You heard it hear first

I actually started hearing it in the deepest, most sensuous fantasies in my head around 1 pm yesterday.

[–]A2554 82 points83 points  (2 children)

I honestly want to play the 9ers again but the Vikes can fuck them if they want

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]Limjucas328 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do too but having the nfc championship in Seattle is tough to pass up as far as ideal situations go. A third, final game against san fran to put them to bed in their own house is storybook but I'd rather the Hawks play the Vikings at home

[–]dr_fop 30 points31 points  (5 children)

That is a big win that Seattle gets the Sunday night game. An extra day is much needed.

[–]Mushy-Purples 11 points12 points  (4 children)

The do that for a reason. AFC Saturday NFC Sunday. Everyone gets a week to prepare so there’s no bitching.

[–]L1M3 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Wildcard weekend was AFC Sat/NFC Sun, but for some reason Min @ SF will be on Saturday.

[–]Mushy-Purples 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Oh damn, guess I didn’t read that just kind of figured it would be the same as this last weekend. Oh well as long as the Vikings win I’ll be happy. Home game FTW!

[–]APsWhoopinRoom[🍰] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It would have made entirely too much sense for the NFL to have done things your way

[–]sparrowxc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This year they went AFC Saturday and NFC Sunday for wild card weekend, and #1 seeds on Saturday and #2 seeds on Sunday for Division weekend. This helps the #1 seeds, as their opponent gets one day less rest than the opponent of the #2 seed. And the winner of the #1 seed games get an extra day of rest for the Conference Championship games as well. So it makes sense too.

[–]FuckMeatcat 87 points88 points  (4 children)

Let’s hatefuck eachothers wives!

[–]​buttsh1t 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Yeah and then fuck each other in the NFC championship!

[–]Jiggidy40 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it.

unzips

[–]​yrulaughing 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Man, if the 49ers get eliminated, I won't actually hate watching the superbowl.

[–]Hellebras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With the Patriots out, at least they wouldn't be playing a team I refuse to root for. Still, either the Vikings beat them or we do and they don't go to the Super Bowl at all.

[–]mychalkendricks53 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Lmao fuck her good!

[–]zombie32killah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck her Ferda boys!

[–]green_griffon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hold off on wife swap until we play Tennessee in the Super Bowl.

[–]wastohundo 6 points7 points  (4 children)

ok so i’ll probably get ostracized for this but does anyone feel that this feels exactly like 2013-2014, just with the roles swapped? niners with the young and seemingly talented team and relatively new staff and they end up taking the division over the favored rival by one win? their rival also make it into the playoffs as heavy super bowl contenders and so far they’re 1-1? not to mention the niners are making it with their stud defense. and now if both the niners and hawks win (rooting for the vikings god help them) niners will host the seahawks? idk everything seems all too familiar... and not a good familiar. we all know what happened january 2014. i said this before the rams game last month and i’ll say it again, if we win against the overrated pack, i don’t know if i feel comfortable with our chances, but once again, i hope i’m wrong this time.

[–]TheNightOwl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've had this thought myself. And I swear to God if sherman tips a game winning touchdown this whole thing is rigged.

[–]probably-an-asshole- 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I was actually thinking the same thing, except this year I feel confident we would win in the rematch. Remember too that season we won the super bowl, the series was also 1-1, with the team that won first then winning the playoff rematch...

[–]wastohundo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

oh i thought the niners won it first in 2013

well either way i can’t help but feel like the niners are the 2013 seahawks and vice versa. it’s a horrible feeling and i hope to god the hawks come up with some magic.

[–]probably-an-asshole- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We are the type of team that may not be the most talented in the nfl but we can beat anyone

And i hope we get a rematch with the niners

[–]​Chimie45 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Go Left Side!

[–]​radpandaparty 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I'm smelling a mutual possession TD game winner by DK

[–]lingo4300 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk if gb has anyone tall enough to mutually possess it with metcalf. Is Kevin King doing anything?

[–]Limjucas328 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the nfc championship... Against sherm!? (Unzips)

[–]​Redditor_Since_2013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bring that NFC Championship game to the PNW baby.......

[–]FriesWithThat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I guess we wound up with the fat but lovable wife with the dependable cooking, too bad she lives in Wisconsin.

[–]jbomb671 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Beats having that fake hoe Felicia. She’s acting like she’s the queen when she hasn’t been out of the house since 2012.

[–]Toaster075 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to winning our first game in Lambo sense 1999

[–]sirlost 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you guys could make the 49s regret having joined the NFL we'll go ahead and get the whole packers franchise think long and hard about collectively retiring.

[–]DaeHoforlife 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Can you imagine if we somehow swing Eagles/Packers/Vikings(H)? It'd be by far the easiest path possible.

[–]apurplehoodie 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I’d agree, but I have to say that if the Vikings beat the saints and niners then they’re probably not all that easy

[–]Grymninja 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Realistically though they're not beating the niners. Still think Saints game was a fluke that they lose 85/100.

[–]TheFallenMessiah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but they won though

[–]aagusgus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think all 4 teams are happy about the match ups.

[–]​WWaveform 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A Seahawks/Packers game is never not amazing. This is gonna be a good one...

[–]​Onett199X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it's gonna be close but I really hope it's not the close where we let them score 21-28 points in the first half and then spend the second half slowly bringing it back until the potential game winner on the final play of the game. I can't handle anymore of those.

[–]ubebread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of these teams are our rivals.

[–]dsn0wman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am having heart surgery this Friday. It would be really helpful to my recovery if the Vikings and Seahawks could both win big. I think Russ could make it happen if someone can get him the message.

[–]Munson_mann 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More like a key party at this point lmao

[–]simpleboi300 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vikings win and we win we get HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE for the championship

[–]therealburnetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seahawks/Vikings makes for a bad ass championship game.