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[–]KarnotKarnage 34 points35 points  (14 children)

[–]JRSpig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea I came to say this, they're 5,000-6,000 lbs when born, fucking behemoths.

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought about that when i first read it lol. Still figured it was worthy

[–]EdgelordZagi 1 point2 points  (10 children)

Technically, the elephant is on earth and the whale is in the sea, but I digress.

[–]msndrstdmstrmnd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*on land. Seas/oceans are still on earth

[–]Love_to_be_Bad_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They say that there is more water than land. But water is over the land? So who is right?

[–]CleanOcean248 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I guess the oceans are not on earth

[–]DickCheneyHooters 53 points54 points  (20 children)

I’ve seen more people screaming that people are mad about Taylor swift than I have seen actual people mad at Taylor swift.

[–]TheRealAuthorSarge 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I haven't seen anyone mad, but the memes are savage...

...savagely funny.

[–]SuperBigSad 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Funny how?

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's hilarious. Look at how sensitive all these clowns are over a meme about football.

[–]Baul_Plart_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally same

[–]SwarmkeeperRanger 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I’m probably one of the people they’re talking about.

I don’t have an issue with Taylor Swift at all. It’s just that when they cut away from game time to show her it’s a bit annoying.

Like, no issue at all showing her when there’s no play. It would just be filler anyways so why not Swift.

But I WILL impotently bitch if I miss a second of play

Because there’s already enough commercials and filler crap already. I pay for these games and they’re expensive (like a chump, might 🏴‍☠️ next season)

[–]chubbystubbygrubby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn’t show her while there was an actual play happening though

[–]Raeandray -1 points0 points  (1 child)

There’s no way they’ve shown her ever in the middle of an active play.

[–]WintersDoomsday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also some one did the calculation and she was only shown for 1% of the game.

[–]PlayTech_Pirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen, idk who this Taylor Swift guy is, or what he did, but he sounds fast enough to out run them lol

That's a joke, in case anyone doesn't get that lol it's reddit so I'm covering bases lol

[–]33ff00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel this is correct for a lot of internet backlash.

[–]robinskiesh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally

[–]MelanieWalmartinez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t lmao, I know people irl who get pissed

[–]EdLinkAl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen a lot of ppl mad at Taylor swift. Day after the Super Bowl, a group of 5 or 6 guys were throwing a fit about it. Then saw another two guys complaining a few hours later. Then I brought it up as a joke, two guys legit got pissed. I don't even care about swift, but some of u ppl need to calm down.

[–]Raeandray -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Live in a conservative state lol. It’s all over here.

[–]RareWishToSuckToes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've seen it plenty on Twitter.

[–]Broken-Cast 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Beyond the meme, Taylor Swift is a person that made a lot of money, that’s it. Nothing special in my eyes. Her opinion on football or politics doesn’t matter. I have no reason to hate her, yet no reason to care about her either.

[–]PlayTech_Pirate 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This, who fucking cares what she thinks lol

The coolest thing she ever did was let supernatural use shake it off in an episode, and let the hillywood show on yt make a parody based on supernatural, other than that, what's she done that's special, she's a musician big woop, she ain't no Ozzy that's for sure, can't even be put in the same league as Freddy Mercury. Nothing special, just another pop princess that's all.

[–]WintersDoomsday -1 points0 points  (1 child)

She makes a hell of a lot more than Queen ever did lower talent level or not. It’s a pretty big deal.

[–]PlayTech_Pirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And AC/DC still makes more than her, what's your point?

[–]coocoocachoo69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Blue whale

[–]PlayTech_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Narwhal

[–]Zeles1989 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that blue whale baby wants to talk to that guy

[–]akirkbride 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I don't mind the camera pointing at a celeb so they can look who's in attendance. But when you show someone over and over it gets annoying. It's not her fault at all. It's the networks. It's kinda like when a song is popular but u hear it 10 times a day then u end up hating it. I don't care if she's happy, good for her. But I don't want to see her every time travis does something.

[–]Thrompinator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I'm not mad at Taylor, I'm mad at CBS and the NFL for airing "Taylor Swift reacts to the Superbowl" instead of the Superbowl. I would have much rather had the crowd shots been spread around - other celebs, players families, and random fans having fun and doing something interesting.

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never let a good marketing opportunity go to waste!

[–]Aido121 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Baby whales: Am I a joke to you?

[–]Baul_Plart_ 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I STILL see more people complaining about complaining than I see people actually complaining about

[–]DJEbonics 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I see more people complaining about seeing more people complaining about people complaining about Taylor Swift than I see people complaining about Taylor Swift so there.

[–]Baul_Plart_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Citation?

[–]fromouterspace1 0 points1 point  (3 children)

At this point it’s legit I still see people saying they see more people complaining than I see someone actually complaining

[–]Baul_Plart_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Factos.

Karma farm

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

LMFAO

Take all my karma. You think a fake social scoring system means something in the real world?

Fill this out to take all my karma

[–]Baul_Plart_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t care less abt karma.

That’s why I’m not running a farm

[–]SaiyanGodKing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What about blue whale babies?

[–]antiwork_is_4_morons 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I literally haven’t seen a single person say they’re mad that Taylor was at a game. Not 1. Mind you I’m not on Twitter.

What I have seen though is people actually getting mad about “other people getting mad at Taylor for going to a game”

Do these people not see the irony in this?

[–]Baul_Plart_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

At think point I’m pretty sure it’s karma farming

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaa. Stick with that

[–]ThxIHateItHere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody said they’re mad a celeb is at the game.

What people are rightfully pissed off at is her being shoved down our fucking throats like we’re altar boys. It was worse than Tebowmania or either of Kap’s highs or lows.

[–]No_Secretary_1198 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes lets keep defending shwifty as if she doesn't single handedly pollute more than all of Europe

[–]Maleficent_Weird8162 6 points7 points  (3 children)

What i didnt like is how many times they zoomed on her like an unskippable cutscene

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

We just turned it into a drinking game. Every time T was on screen you drink until she was gone

[–]Boatwhistle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shit dude, how many of you had to go to the hospital?

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one. Twenty something brother-in-law couldn’t hang and passed out. Everyone else were champs lol

[–]ThxIHateItHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zach sat there hoping that post would get him laid.

[–]WakalakaFishHens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Taylor Swift at Chiefs games. Keeps the cameras showing Mahomes’ drama queen wife.

[–]rtmc_whit05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not that I'm mad at her being happy at a football game. It's the fact of how much the NFL has shoved her and the fact she's in a relationship with Travis kelce in everyone's faces at any chance they can get.

[–]JuiceCommercial2431 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the people that are angry with Taylor in the room with us right now?

[–]TheRealAuthorSarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kish Tablet dates back as late as 3500 BC, making it the second oldest writing known to man, right after the "biggest baby" joke.

[–]fromouterspace1 -4 points-3 points  (10 children)

I think a lot of that is from the right, not all nfl fans right?

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmfaooo. I don’t see any one screaming but angry right wingers (like the ones who have deleted whiney reactions or blown up my inbox).

The sub is about memes that are funny. I laughed and wanted to share it.

Bonus laughter at all the conservatives getting upset about a meme. I sense butthurt. It is hilarious.

[–]CompetitiveDrop613 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do so many people think celebrities aren’t allowed to have fun; is it because it reminds these same people that those celebrities are also indeed human and reminds those people that all their whining and complaining is the reason they haven’t gotten anywhere in life

[–]MelanieWalmartinez -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

She’s on screen for 30 seconds a game.

And to be fair, 30 seconds is a lot for some men.

[–]PlayTech_Pirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, I know women with that same problem, except it's talking.

[–]sunburn95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean.. i feel like swifties would get sick of it if coverage of her concerts cut to Kelce standing there doing nothing every few minutes

[–]TrainingSnow7712 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

We just want the cameras to stay on the football.

[–]Ajdee6 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Thats kind of hard when they stop every 3 seconds for a minute

[–]cavaysh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s just the MAGA people who give a shit

[–]Solidsnake00901 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

I triggered some football fans by saying the only reason anyone knows what the NFL is because of Taylor Swift and they should be grateful

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not wrong. For every boomer that refused to watch the Super Bowl because of T-Swift there was an eager swifty happy to take their place. The NFL made about 330 million just because of her. Football fans should be thanking her instead of bitching and complaining.

[–]VoiceTraditional422[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just take a look at the downvoting lolol

[–]SocialismlSCommunism -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

We bombed Rafah during the Superbowl. I mean FUCK THESE MAGAS FUCKS. Conservatives are bananas!

[–]cramaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought those photos of Taylor Swift being excited at the football were proven to be AI generated?

[–]Torpaldog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just feel bad for the camera operator who had the sole task of keeping her in frame for the entire game.

[–]Kaicera_Tops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idc that's she's there or even that they pan to her, what i got tired of was the media covering her vs the actual upcoming games or the games that just happened. Like cool she's supporting her bf no issues, but what's that got to do with the game. Let her and Travis live their personal lives.

[–]Imrightbruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally nobody is mad that she watches football. We’re mad that the nfl cuts to her every time something happens.

[–]landartheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think blue whales are bigger

[–]grazfest96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Zach. This would have been funnier if you used the correct animal.

[–]Beaded_Curtains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a lot of people are tired of hearing about Taylor Swift whether it's good or bad.

[–]VinceAlejandro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know I only weigh 200 pounds

[–]DraconianReptile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everyone keep whining about Taylor Swift?

[–]theoreticaltoaster8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking swiftie

[–]Thug_Hunter_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate her just because shes so popular with shit music and her fans are shit