According to Wikipedia:
The National Basketball Association (NBA) contingency plan activates if five or more players on a team "die or are dismembered". A special "disaster draft" would be held in which other NBA teams could only protect five players, so that quality sixth men would be available. No more than one player would be drafted from a team.
So considering thebutterly horrid and untenable situation around our team, bad enough that the Pistons seem well managed by comparison, I believe that such a measure is the least we can do to turn this ship around.