He learns that there actually is a heaven, and to gain acceptance you have to tell God a joke or funny story.

In front of God, he relays an anecdote that happened to him during the Holocaust - a story that the man found amusing in spite of what was happening.

"Um, I don't get it", says God.

"I guess you had to be there", says the man.

Heisenberg, Schrödinger, and Ohm went out for a drive one sunny summer afternoon. Everything was going great when Heisenberg noticed flashing blue and red lights in his rear view mirror.

"Aw scheiße," he muttered as he pulled over to the side of the road.

The cop sauntered up to the driver's side window. "Good afternoon, sir," he said to Heisenberg. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

"No, officer," Heisenberg responds with a bit of a grin. "But I know exactly where I am."

"This isn't a joke, sir," the cop says. "I clocked you doing 74mph in a residential area. That's more than double the posted limit and qualifies as reckless driving, a 2nd degree misdemeanor that can get you 90 days in jail."

"74 miles per hour?" says Heisenberg. "That's just great. Now I'm lost!"

"Sir, based on the speeding and now your behavior I suspect that you're driving under the influence. Have you and your friends been drinking this afternoon or maybe hanging out with that Hofman fella down at Sandoz? I'm gonna need you all to step out of the car so I can search your vehicle."

So the three physicists have a seat on the side of the road while the cop searches the car.

The cop looks under the seats. He pokes through the glove box. Finally he pops the trunk and gives a startled shout.

"Are you three psychos seriously driving around with a dead cat in the trunk?!?!" he screams.

"If Fluffy is dead it's your fault for looking you filthy pig," says Schrödinger.

"That's it," says the cop. "Enough's enough. I'm arresting all three of you."

Ohm resisted.

“Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I am blind. Just bring me some of your dirty forks. I will smell each one and order.” said the blind man.

The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve some dirty forks and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the forks and said, “Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.” “Unbelievable!” the owner thought.

The next day, the blind man returned to the restaurant.

The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork in your private part.” which she did. The owner returned to the blind man and let him smell the fork.

The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and said, “Oh! Interesting! I never knew Brenda worked here!”