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[–]mikerockitjones 1654 points1655 points  (22 children)

He has the most consistent fro I have ever laid eyes on.

[–]idapitbwidiuatabip 142 points143 points  (5 children)

Came to comment about the fro.

It's beautiful.

It's so perfectly round.

[–]techwrek12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s dense... like bread.

[–]sassattax 4159 points4160 points  (101 children)

DOUG JUDY

[–]khamibrawler 1403 points1404 points  (11 children)

You're like a son to me, a white crispy son.

[–]iChugVodka 751 points752 points  (9 children)

Rosa, Rosaaa, Rosaaaaaaa

[–]wearer_of_boxers 389 points390 points  (1 child)

The thin blue line just got thick as hell.

[–]GuerrillaApe 167 points168 points  (0 children)

New York's finest just got a whole lot finer.

[–]ItsLoudB 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you finally single~?

[–]Zairus111 478 points479 points  (3 children)

THE PONTIAC BANDIT!?

[–]mistuhvuvu 214 points215 points  (5 children)

"ROSA. ROSA. ROOOOOOSSSSAAAA. OH YEAHHHHH."

[–]regreddit9 64 points65 points  (3 children)

My Left, My Left, My Left

[–]detrif 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Not the Asian duuuude

[–]Sinandomeng 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Im talking about a bright red shirt

[–]detrif 35 points36 points  (0 children)

=] That’s the man that you’re looookin’ for. That’s the man you’ve been looking for.

[–][deleted] 145 points146 points  (7 children)

PAPA?

[–]pck_24 123 points124 points  (5 children)

FIEVEL??

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (4 children)

PAPA??

[–]nickoc41 109 points110 points  (3 children)

FIEVEL!!

[–]CozzyCoz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was watching this episode on vacation a few weeks ago... When I went to bed, I just closed my laptop, but the episode kept playing...and repeating.

I woke up around 7 am to yells of PAPA and FIEVEL!!!

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Rosa comes in and breaks it up

[–]phlobs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rosa, Rosa, Rosa..

[–]DustinsAPimp 192 points193 points  (20 children)

The fact that he’s more popular as Doug Judy than Darryl is a little too much for me to handle right now

[–]Orval 53 points54 points  (1 child)

It's mostly cause one is an ongoing show and the other ended so long ago.

[–]andsoitgoes42[🍰] 94 points95 points  (4 children)

I loved him on the office, but Doug Judy is way better than Darryl. He does so much more and is so much more fun and entertaining.

Just the song for Rooooosa was enough to seal that deal for me.

[–]BellaDonatello 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I always get my hopes up he won't escape even though I know better. The show is great at creating that tension after 5 years, I love it. One of my favorite gags(title of my sex tape).

[–]andsoitgoes42[🍰] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

One of my favorite gags(title of my sex tape).

Noice!

And I agree. If they ever catch him I’ll kinda be sad. The cruise was so sweet. Like yes he’s his nemesis but Doug Judy cares about Jake! I truly believe that!

[–]Tovora 42 points43 points  (0 children)

While watching The Office for the first time a few months ago we kept referring to him as Doug Judy or the Pontiac Bandit. Just thought that would make your day better to know that.

[–]OneOfALifetime 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Honestly I have no idea who Doug Judy is. I only know him as Darryl.

[–]CozzyCoz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right? I don't think he is... Love B99 and the character tho

[–]Bricingwolf 138 points139 points  (11 children)

Came for this

[–][deleted] 283 points284 points  (10 children)

Title of your sex tape.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (5 children)

nice

[–]ShiniestCaptain 61 points62 points  (4 children)

noice

[–]eyeamjigsaw 55 points56 points  (3 children)

toit

[–]mistuhvuvu 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Smort

[–]toughfluff 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Cool cool cool cool

[–]master_mikkel 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No doubt no doubt no doubt

[–]breighco 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Pack it up. We're done here.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Title of our sex tape.

[–]Pwnzu_Sauce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/thread

[–]SABLTTwilight 42 points43 points  (7 children)

[–]bloophead 27 points28 points  (6 children)

That video isn't available in the US. I feel so....so different.

[–]servicestud 61 points62 points  (3 children)

Le tablé 'ave turnéd, eh 'Mericanne?

[–]dragondonkeynuts 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Damn I guess those US school systems are really paying off, I had no idea I could speak French

[–]ethnnnnnn 11 points12 points  (2 children)

hell yeah, i was expecting a b99 comment hidden somewhere but top comment? noice

[–]just-here-4-memes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Smort

[–]Wheres_Wally 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toit

[–]builditup123 12 points13 points  (9 children)

Literally finished Season 4 less than a minute ago

[–]_duncan_idaho_ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Just finished season 3. Absolutely loving this show.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Well, what’s you think?

[–]clemllk 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Season 5 is better

[–]camerawr528 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finished season 5 just today. It’s been a fucking amazing trip.

[–]smitchwally 1225 points1226 points  (18 children)

Dinkin flicka.

[–][deleted] 432 points433 points  (9 children)

Zippity zoppity, gimme the boppity.

[–]The_Grizzly 112 points113 points  (6 children)

Going mach 5?

[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (1 child)

Fleece it out, you know things us negroes say.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

you know things us Negroes say

the smile he gives when he delivers that kills me

[–]Scarbane 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Ye, puttin' the pussy on the chain wax.

[–]fool-of-a-took 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Fluffy fingaz.

[–]republiccommando1138 51 points52 points  (1 child)

"Crips? Bloods?" "Both"

[–]Joe-John 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah them and the Latin Kings. Warriors.. Newsies.

[–]HansBrixOhNo 13 points14 points  (1 child)

There has got to be an outtake where Michael applies Fluffy Fingers. Recently watched the whole series front to back for the first time, and that was the biggest let down of the series for me not seeing that joke play out.

[–]ivoc22 24 points25 points  (1 child)

BTB: Bring That Booty

[–][deleted] 1002 points1003 points  (10 children)

He's buying a flat screen for his bathroom so he can watch shit while taking a shit.

[–]Skill3rwhale 121 points122 points  (5 children)

One in the bathroom? You know, it's always been my dream to watch shit while I shit.

[–]PM_YOUR_SELFIEZ 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bring your phone and you can talk shit too.

[–]Doctor_24601 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I had a friend in high school who's folks went away on vacation for like a week, and the first thing he did was put his Xbox and tv in the bathroom.

[–]Coreyholcombs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a good plan for inducing hemorrhoids more than anything. Unless he played on the toilet with the seat down. But if that was the case why even being it in there in the first place

[–]statictonality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone with an ass loves to watch shit while they shit.

[–]Aviator8989 1083 points1084 points  (80 children)

This thread is half Brooklyn Nine-Nine, half The Office. Perfect.

[–]hippymule 179 points180 points  (19 children)

Wish there was some Hot Tub Time Machine love in there too. It's one of my favorites.

[–]master840 74 points75 points  (4 children)

What color is Michael Jackson?!

[–]eyeamjigsaw 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I've got a lightskin friend that looks like Michel Jackson and a darkskin friend that looks like Michael Jackson.

[–]ajmartin527 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Great white buffalo

great white buffalo

[–]Swandive_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn you strong!

[–]yehti 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad someone else is looking for quotes from

stares at camera

Hot Tub Time Machine

[–]Mybucketlist 40 points41 points  (7 children)

Mr robot anyone?

[–]---Kingpin--- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Let's play a game of chess. For old times sake.

[–]Cheesemacher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet he wants that guy to configure an nginx server for him

[–]Paraxic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup

[–]-asmodeus 26 points27 points  (18 children)

And no Ghosted :(

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (11 children)

I see that show but I haven't given it the chance. and i SHOULD. It has Adam Scott AND This guy! I mean whats not to like. Besides it being on fox.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (9 children)

What's not to like? That Fox essentially sabotaged it by bringing in all new writers midway through the season and turning a cool sci-fi comedy into another office comedy.

Seriously, watch it, the first couple episodes after the change are painfully awkward and painfully boring.

[–]Misanthrop93 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That what happened? I just thought they ran out of money after all those monsters and FX, but yes it got painfully boring after that new boss came in and the wire tap thing

[–]Krebsey 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Let’s get some Pineapple Express and This is the End boys up in here

[–]kristin318 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Take ya panties off

[–]Krebsey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have weed in heaven?!?!

[–]Flaano 78 points79 points  (9 children)

perfectly balanced

[–]Jmppt 825 points826 points  (5 children)

Man it's the Pontiac bandit! Catch that guy

[–]NessunDorma7 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Rosa, Rosa Rosaaaaaa

[–]Gutterman2010 51 points52 points  (2 children)

He's gonna play some smoosh'in music for all these people!

[–]fruitbyyourfeet 20 points21 points  (1 child)

At the all ages piano lounge?

[–]famishedpanda 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Right after I take my panties off.

[–]VicMackeyLKN 473 points474 points  (7 children)

Did Daryl touch you!?!

[–]NotYourAvgJoey 92 points93 points  (0 children)

What?!?

[–]ILoveLamp9 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.

[–]paradox_hunter 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Dinkin' Flicka

[–]jibran1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude........ I can't stop laughing

[–]SSSosa 86 points87 points  (14 children)

That was cool of him to take a pic with you

[–]thunderkhok[S] 157 points158 points  (12 children)

He was mad chill! Taking photo's with anyone who asked. There wasn't a lot of people there so maybe that was why, but still, he was in no rush and was smiling the whole time, even chopping it up with some girl.

[–]Ballsontoastqwerty 55 points56 points  (4 children)

Rosa

[–]gogoplatter 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Rosa, Rosa, Roooooosa.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I forget your laaaast name

[–]sdtwo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My siblings saw him in an airport and didn't ask to take a pic, but they did chat with him and said he was, in fact, very chill.

[–]Tripleshotlatte 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Where was this? Is this like a fancy Beverly Hills Best Buy where celebrities go to?

[–]bebesee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna guess the Culver City Best Buy. I’ve run into him on the Westside a few times.

[–]lakerswiz 151 points152 points  (18 children)

look at that fucking afro!

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (15 children)

I don't understand how people pull off that perfect look all the time. I can barley make it home from the barbershop without needing a new cut.

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (13 children)

Barley, a member of the grass family, is a major cereal grain grown in temperate climates globally. It was one of the first cultivated grains, particularly in Eurasia as early as 10,000 years ago.

[–]PresidentDonaldChump 64 points65 points  (3 children)

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[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Barley contains 8 essential amino acids, vitamins of the B group, and minerals such as magnesium, phosphorus, iron, and zinc.

[–]Bhaw17k 272 points273 points  (0 children)

CALL PERALTA MAN

[–]AetherMcLoud 114 points115 points  (5 children)

YOU SEEN'T HIM!

[–]statictonality 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I seen't you pull somebody jawbone off. I seen't it. You was rufless, man. You was rufless.

[–]smarshall561 4 points5 points  (1 child)

By far my favorite role of his followed closely by dj request

[–]jordan_paul 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Nobody tells DJ Request what to play. Let them tell you what to play, they lose respect for you. They lose respect for you, you lose control. Not today."

[–]np3onthesides 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Did Athlead work out?!

[–]ChillinCheeseFries 36 points37 points  (1 child)

It’s Athleap now.

[–]Aviator8989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stumpany.

[–]namgavemetheseskills 31 points32 points  (0 children)

the PONTIAC BANDIT

[–]violindsey 82 points83 points  (6 children)

I thought you had a tiny blue top hat on for a sec

[–]thunderkhok[S] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Lmfao!!! I didn't even notice that, but now I cannot unsee it. It adds a layer of humor so thanks for pointing that out.

[–]Delkomatic 41 points42 points  (13 children)

Fuck man the show Ghosted...he is brilliant the entire time!

[–]TropicalKing 22 points23 points  (5 children)

That's my favorite Craig Robinson role. He may be a recurring criminal in Brooklyn 99. But he's a main character detective in Ghosted. And he does pull off the "holy shit!" face well. And yours is the only Ghosted post I found in this thread, for shame. Ghosted was a good show, well the first half of it was anyway before it turned into an office comedy.

[–]jerkstorefranchisee 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Any role where he’s on camera more is my favorite Craig Robinson role. I could watch that dude make a sandwich and be perfectly entertained

[–]devonnapierski 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Over at r/DunderMifflin we call him Daryl philbin

[–]waltonsimons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then Regis.

[–]marktx 14 points15 points  (5 children)

My favourite scene of his where he plays "DJ Request" in the movie "The Goods"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4BFX9q426s&feature=youtu.be&t=90

[–]Fudge89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My man! It seems like noone ever talks about this movie. It’s such a hidden treasure.

[–]WiseWordsFromBrett 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Take Yo Panties Off

[–]dronedesigner 31 points32 points  (0 children)

you mean Daryll ? from the warehouse?

[–]ScOoByDOo17 26 points27 points  (1 child)

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! JAKE'S COMING!

[–]labluesue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I loved that guy on The Office.

[–]Ezra2017 10 points11 points  (6 children)

I’ll associate him with either hot tub time machine or Pineapple Express

[–]Yveltal_25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Office in the thread but no Mr. Robot. :-(

[–]segars 71 points72 points  (4 children)

TIL that Darrly's real name is Craig

[–]cdncbn 45 points46 points  (2 children)

aka the Pontiac Bandit!

[–]fruitbyyourfeet 4 points5 points  (1 child)

aka Big Sugar(to Rosa that one time...)

[–]pyro_pugilist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make a citizen's arrest! That's the Pontiac Bandit!

[–]MisterCooolio 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Did you text him BTB

[–]beework 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Bring that booty

[–]schallabills 64 points65 points  (5 children)

[–]Sylvester_Scott 65 points66 points  (3 children)

People person's paper people.

[–]The_Grizzly 11 points12 points  (2 children)

No! No! I hate it! I hate it...

[–]HereToBoopSnoots 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If only he had gone in on that lotto ticket with the rest of the warehouse.

[–]Fudge89 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Nobody tells DJ Request what to play.

[–]4kingood 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The kitchen is closing in 30 minutes for a porno shoot. Are you disgusted? Cause I am. 😂

[–]GranimalSnake 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Horsedick.mpg?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ima fuck a white bitch.

[–]SansJacket 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'd just like to point out how on-point your shaka is. Perfect extension of the pinky finger with a balanced thumb. 9.5/10.

[–]naisunaruto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you take him to the synths?

[–]prawnlaksa 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He seems like a nice guy

[–]thunderkhok[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is

[–]ThatIckyGuy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doug Judy!

[–]Roostertank2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DOUG JUDY!!!!!!!!!

[–]stopforgettinguserna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doug Judy is the best recurring character on any tv program ever made in the entire history of the world since the beginning of time. Fight me.

[–]b12_bri 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Craig Robinson made $7 million during his career. $25 of that has gone to clothes.

[–]gator426428 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I have the same shorts he's wearing.....I got them at Walmart.

[–]thunderkhok[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You would have been best buds for life! He was really chill

[–]mast0d0n15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shaka brah

[–]pioliow00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's the Pontiac Bandit!

[–]Humanoidfreak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doug judy in the houuuusseeee

[–]sk614 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Do all white people do that hand thing when they dont know how else to do?

[–]lemoninski 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Worlds longest pinky.

[–]irou- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

JUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

[–]creation88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice top hat

[–]darthmule 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was he getting a new keyboard piano?

[–]casablancabow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I just say that he’s my favorite B99 character!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]thedudewhowalks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only good DJ in Tememcula..

[–]richard_nixons_toe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Left or right?

[–]tectonichk007852 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Darnell's a chump

[–]AshIsGroovy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was he applying for a job?

[–]RandysBack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are you playing rock, paper, telephone

[–]thefoxworkshop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THE PONTIAC BANDIT

[–]EddieGrant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ROSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Dynamexia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rosa, rosa, rosaaaaaaa....

[–]jeskimo613 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed he was in the electronic keyboard section