I have been a human crematory operator and manager for over three years and do about 600 cremations a year.

Ask me anything.

Proof: my username next to my Crematory Operator's Certification, with my personal identifying info redacted.

Aloha, Reddit!

My name is Hazel, and I've spent the last ten years writing erotica and romance novels for a living. For the past five years I've done an AMA to help anyone who's considering self-publishing as a career, and I'm back again to celebrate a full decade with this as my full-time job and to give advice to anyone who's looking to turn a passion for crude penis metaphors into a workable living, or to up their writing game in other ways. (Some of which don't even include genital euphemisms!)

AMA!

My Proof: . Plus, you know, .

Proof: A part of the research index, which is about to be officially published.

More Proof: The website we are building, where we will publish the ultimate optimal strategy for the game soon.

Hello people, im part of a team of researchers and we have developed an in-depth study of Blackjack, culminating in a complete theoretical framework for finding the "optimal playing policy" (finding the decision of maximum expected return by considering the composition of the deck), and the "optimal betting policy" (determine what fraction of the bankroll to bet in each round so that the player's profit at the end of a betting session composed of several rounds is the maximum possible).

Our work culminated with the best possible theoretical strategy, through AI. However, because the work is novel and incorporates unintuitive concepts, introducing it to the community in a way that is understandable and useful has been a challenge! For this reason, before publishing the perfect strategy, we want to address all the questions and curiosities you may have regarding how the strategy was obtained and how it works, with the idea of improving our ability to explain it and offer it to the community in a way that is useful to them! ask me anything!!