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Oleander Usyk’s words consoling Daniel Dubois after KOing him last year: “It’s not bad. It’s boxing, it’s not ballet. It’s a tough sport. Daniel, you’re young, you can dream.”

Let me summarise R/Boxing's heavyweight takes from the last decade! (Jokey) Let me summarise R/Boxing's heavyweight takes from the last decade! (Jokey)
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2014: “No one is ever going to be beating Klitschko! All of the other heavyweights currently are absolute bums! Fury sucks! He got knocked down by Steve Cunningham, a cruiserweight! and punched himself in the face! “

2015 “ Fury is an elite heavyweight! He has dethroned Klitschko, his footwork, his hand speed, his head movement are all exquisite! Klitschko has found his match, he looked awful and should retire! “

2016: “Fury is drug cheat, he’s a bum! He was too scared of Klitschko for the rematch! AJ has defeated Charles Martin! Martin walks the earth like a god looks like AJ has dethroned god”

2017: “ Fury is never going to be coming back to bigtime heavyweight boxing, Wilder’s right hand is a force to be reckoned with! Wilder and AJ are a 50/50 fight! AJ has beaten Klitschko in devastating fashion! His win is better than Fury's cus he knocked out Klitschko! Even though AJ ate the canvas!"

2018: “ Fury is back! Fury 50% has beaten Wilder and it’s been called controversial draw! Can Fury survive Wilder’s right hand for another 12 rounds in the rematch? Wilder and Fury both call AJ a duck and a bum! That must mean it's true! AJ must be ducking Wilder, he's scared of that right hand!“

2019: “ AJ has been knocked out against Andy Ruiz! AJ is a composed and ferocious finisher, watch this! (Not!), he lost against a fat midget! He was always a bum! Fury and Wilder would smoke him! Wilder was right! AJ never wanted that right hand near him! Ruiz has elite handspeed! He only lost the rematch because he ate too many tacos!”

2020: “ Fury is the best heavyweight on this planet! Kronk Fury has knocked out Wilder! No other heavyweight can touch Fury! Usyk is an elite cruiser weight! But he can’t compete against the heavyweights! He barely beat Derek Chisora! Juggernaut Joyce made Dubois quit! Dubois is never going to be world level, he’s a quitter“

2021: “ Usyk boxing masterclass against AJ! AJ is a bum! He sucks and lost against a fat midget remember? Fury and Wilder! what a triology! Usyk is good but Fury is too big too strong for him!“

2022: “ AJ has lost against Usyk again! AJ is having a mental breakdown post fight interview! He doesn't know what's going on in Ukraine, but it's not good! Hip Hip! Wilder's beaten Helenius in the first round! what a KO! Wilder would smash AJ! Juggernaut Joyce is an elite heavyweight! He has just broke down Parker in devastating fashion! He would beat AJ and Wilder and give Fury problems! Hrgovic sucks! He lost against an ancient heavyweight fighter who embarrassed him and gassed after round 3!"

2023: " Zhilei Zhang is a world class heavyweight! He's just embarrassed Joyce! Joyce can't fight southpaws! Joyce was never good, he's too old and moves like a tortoise! Ngannou has made Fury look like a clown! Fury is washed! Fury lost against a MMA fighter! Ngannou could beat most of the top 10 heavyweights! Wilder is a bum! He was never good and was protected his whole career. Dubois sucks! Quits to a jab! He was unlucky though because that shot was definitely a low blow! Dubois got robbed and he sucks at the same time! AJ is a world class heavyweight! Fury struggled against Wallin but AJ outclassed him! style don't make fights!"

early 2024: " AJ smashed Ngannou and has restored peace to boxing! AJ would current beat Fury and it would be a close trilogy fight against Usyk! Usyk is undisputed champion of the world! He might be the greatest heavyweight that's ever lived! Usyk would beat Ali! Joyce is trash and was always a bum!"

mid to late 2024:" Wilder is the biggest bum there ever was, he was never good. Him and fury have fooled the boxing world for years and made millions out of it making it out they were number 1 and 2! Dubois has KO'd AJ! AJ is always a bum! He got KO'd by a fat midget remember? Eddie Hearn in shambles! Bakole beats everyone though because he's sparring champion of the world! "