I have a date with a blind girl and I need some advice.

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comment of the year

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I see what you did there.

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Cue horror movie sounds.

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Uhh. ya. More like scariest words ever spoken.

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It's total escalation from there on out. In the mouth was awesome the first few times- until I delivered my first full on facial. Game changer.

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Weak seats bro. Check where we were: http://imgur.com/tUDPp.jpg

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Nope. I was at this game first row. The crowd went from dead silent to volume eruption in .1 seconds. On the next possession mosgov got heckled to shit. I yelled something about salty balls. He looked pissed.

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greater ape at that.

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haha, mean muggin!

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We actually run a rescue. So we're the one's slangin them to qualified applicants. We only have two left. The one on the far left and far right. They LOVE to get into trouble. Bonnie and Clyde all the way.

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These little dudes we're going to be put down as their mom was a stray I believe. 3/5 have homes now, 2 are still with us.

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Dude prolly gets more ass in a month than you do in a year.

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Comes off as a super weird combination of masculinity and gracefulness. I think I was at half mast at one point.

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These were his classmates. It's some sort of Circus school. In one of the comments on vimeo he says the cyr wheel was his minor.

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They're almost exclusively made by the guy who invented the artform: Daniel Cyr. The guy in the video says in a comment that Daniel made his. I hear they're pretty expensive too.

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In his comments to another vimeo member he states that the cyr wheel was his minor at school. This means there is a circus school. WE MUST FIND IT.

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You'd be surprised. If you've seen a cirque show, you've prolly seen a cyr wheel.

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I hear getting punched in the tits hurts pretty bad. Shall we conduct a test?

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Horn sound from the mask w/ jim carry into car explosion

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arrrrgh your ovarieeeessss

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... over here. Tell us what chatroom you met the Kraken in?

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Sega genesis... childhood man. Aladdin was prolly my favorite game. I still remember the ABBABBA cheat that I'd always tell myself I wouldn't use but always did.

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My time in highschool pre-18 still owns some of my favorite memories. (Just graduated college). We got into so much shit. I remember feeling unaccountable for anything. Then we turned 18, and shit changed. No one wanted to go to jail. Best years of my life though? Definitely not. That's more reserved for when you were getting the most ass. =)

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I would put my penis in her vagina and perform repetitive thrusting motions, if you know what I mean.

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TROPHY CASE

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