Lurking in the drafts for some reason . . .

. . .  don't ask me why.  Probably thought at the time that I was going to pen a 5,000 word blog post on the intersection of Darts and Revolutionary Socialism but I got sidetracked watching a Still Game marathon.

It happens . . . it happens too often.

It was coming . . .

 . . .  still lost, mind.

43/50

I feel unusual today . . .

Fuck me.

Hit another 180 in the next leg . . . and actually won the leg this time.

I might have to do the lottery tonight. My luck's in.

42/50

PS:

Actually, I did fuck up this time. Entered 18 as my score into the app. 

Force of habit. 

'What the fuck you doing, Russ Bray?'

 I've been using the Target Carrera darts off and on for the last week and a half and finally hit a 180 with them.

The Russ Bray Darts App (level fucking 7) then proceeds to reply with a 174, and I eventually lose the leg.

File under 'Fuck That'.

41/50

Busted . . .

When you're going for a S5 and bust out with the T20  . . . and then keep going. 😂

The Darts App I was playing against didn't say a fucking word. 😉

40/50

Level 39

 

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First of the month . . .

It's always cool to follow up a 180 with 12 (D1 S5 S5). Keeps me in my place:

38/50

Miller time . . .

 

37/50

21/501

 

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Top Darts Tips . . . an ongoing series.

 Top darts tip. Sharpen your darts more than once a month.

If I hadn't sharpened my darts earlier today, this would not have been a 180. Instead there would have been a gif of me screaming 'Why me, God? Why me' . . .as the second dart drops out of the board.

35/50

'When I'm 34 . . . '

 I'm all out of John Sayles references. 

34/50

That John Sayles film . . .

Popped into my local bar after my annual haircut, and actually scored a 180 on their battered and bruised board. Turns out they have a better board  . . . but they only put it up on league nights. 😂

I didn't even know they had a darts team.

33/50

Top Darts Tips . . . an ongoing series.

I threw for 9 180s today. This was the only one I got. With the previous 8, I knew I was throwing for a 180. This one I didn't. I thought my first two darts were a S20 and a S5. Thank you for bad lighting and bad eyesight. It calms the nerves.

32/50

Back to basics . . .

Back to my One80 Rectifiers. Famous last words but I think they are  . . .  gulp . . . my forever darts.

31/50

Top Darts Tip

If you're thinking of getting rid of a set of darts don't give them 'one last throw' 'cos it will only mess up your fucking head.

My first (and probably last) 180 with the Shot Zen Ki darts (26g):

30/50

Tales from Disney . . .

Picked up the @TheDartsReferee darts for the first time in a couple of months. Throwing for a 180 and my third dart decides to do this.

I think I killed Bambi's mother in a past life.

'Sir, you're a 9.'

Not done one of these for a while. 

Of course, I meant it.

Ambushed . . .

 Totally unexpected  . . .  but I will take it:

29/50

The Dears spring to mind . . .

 

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Lucky numbers . . .

 

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