Actors Strike Causes Disturbance in the Force
“SAG-AFTRA (a union which represents a couple of famous actors and the majority of Uber drivers in Los Angeles) has caused an enormous disturbance in the force with its recent decision to go on strike leaving Rebel Resistance forces on planet Jakku short staffed in their epic multi episode galactic war against the First Order.”…
Hot Topic Hiring Surge
“Hot Topic shopping mall clothing retailer for goth, emo, and scene kids goes on unprecedented hiring spree in preparation for sales surge leading up to next years ‘When We Were Young’ Music Festival?” Hot Topic Mall Retailer Goes On Hiring Surge In Preparation for Upcoming Emo Music Festival? Shopping malls still exist… we learned this…
Hollywood Inks Landmark 360 Deal with Ozempic
“A coalition partnership of Hollywood studios, talent agencies, and union representatives announce landmark partnership agreement with manufacturers of Ozempic to guarantee future supply and fixed rate pricing.” The Huge Hollywood Ozempic Deal How it all began… The Elephants in the Room One Tuesday night late last year under the cover of darkness at the Chateau…
LA Pop Stars Sound Alarm Over Upcoming Unapologetic Display of Actual Musical Talent at Eric Clapton’s 2023 Crossroads Benefit?
“Eric Clapton puts entire music industry’s profits at risk with plan to show audiences that some musicians play actual instruments on their records (and even on stage in front of people).” Will eric clapton’s 2023 Los Angeles Crossroads Benefit the Pop Stars Too? A group of Los Angeles area pop stars have come together to…
The Strangest Thang About Stranger Things… Ten
Join Rock Pop Fashion on a discovery of the strangest detail surrounding the documentary series Stranger Things… the character Ten who was eventually replaced by Eleven. Ten… The troubled Stranger Things star who was replaced by Eleven By now, even your mom knows about the documentary Stranger Things. Thanks to the series’ artistic merits and…
Polyphia Hires Lyric Consultants?
“Prog rock wunderkinds Polyphia rumored to have hired McKinsey consulting team to determine how many fans might jump ship if the band were to include actual lyrics on their next album.” Polyphia Hires Lyric Consultants? America’s Band… Polyphia, the genre defying prog rock Ibanez guitar sales team, is rumored to have hired consultants from the…